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Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Tuttle ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:22PM

I bet on everything he does.
He's lonely.
He's single.
He's ugly.
He's mean to her.
They share a room\bed.
Come on.
He touches the fuck out of that little girl.
Poor child.
How gross.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:24PM

He will probably threaten you with a lawsuit for libel. He did it all the time when he first got here.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Tuttle ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:24PM

Which is why I didn't use a last name, so that fails, but thanks :)

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:24PM

I agree with you that he probably is a sick man; where is the mother of the daughter? Is she a product of a one night stand? Was Chuck ever married?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Tuttle ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:26PM

No idea but he just looks like one of those creepy creepos and having her there all the time..yeah, he can't control\help himself, he isn't getting anything else and omg this is making me sick to think about lol

but it's sad because it's most likely VERY true....

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:26PM

Well, he prefaced his statement with "I bet" which means he is safe.

If he said "I know for a fact that he touches his daughter," it would be walking in unsafe territory.

AND FOR FULL DISCLOSURE: this was a hypothetical example and not intended to infer, imply or assert that that the aforementioned statement is in any way, shape or form true.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Tuttle ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:28PM

lol Pinhead. I'm a female but fuck it. I KNOW CHUCK TOUCHES HIS DAUGHTER! and no one can tell me any different. He has all the opportunity to do so. And being a single, lonely creepy dirty old man..HE DOES!

Right Chuck?!

I'm calling CPS on you.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:30PM

I am going to back away from this one now....

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Tuttle ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:30PM

lolol ok

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:31PM

,

edit by Cary: Personal attack imagery redacted. Personal attacks prohibited.

Blessed are the murderous.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2011 06:24PM by Cary.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Tuttle ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:31PM

lol eesh

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:32PM

Mrs Tuttle Wrote:
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> No idea but he just looks like one of those creepy
> creepos and having her there all the time..yeah,

edit by Cary: Personal attack imagery redacted. Personal attacks prohibited.

Blessed are the murderous.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2011 06:24PM by Cary.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:33PM

Mrs Tuttle Wrote:
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> No idea but he just looks like one of those creepy
> creepos

edit by Cary: Personal attack imagery redacted. Personal attacks prohibited.

Blessed are the murderous.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2011 06:25PM by Cary.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Tuttle ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:34PM

omg

::shuder::

lol stop it!!!!!!

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:34PM

Mrs Tuttle Wrote:
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> He touches the fuck out of that little girl.
> Poor child.

Signatures are for fags
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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Tuttle ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:37PM

haha

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:38PM

Mrs Tuttle Wrote:
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> No idea but he just looks like one of those creepy
> creepos

edit by Cary: Personal attack imagery redacted. Personal attacks prohibited.

Blessed are the murderous.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2011 06:25PM by Cary.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:38PM

Good timing on that pic. LOL!

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:38PM

Mrs Tuttle Wrote:
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> No idea but he just looks like one of those creepy
> creepos

edit by Cary: Personal attack imagery redacted. Personal attacks prohibited.

Blessed are the murderous.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2011 06:25PM by Cary.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:40PM

"HOFFMANN ","CHARLES ","H","040","5908 ","BAYSHIRE ","RD","SPGFLD ","VA","11/18/2008","OPERATE UNLICENSED VEHICLE (EXP) "
"HOFFMANN ","CHARLES ","H","041","5908 ","BAYSHIRE ","RD","SPGFLD ","VA","10/07/2009","OPERATE UNLICENSED VEHICLE (EXP) "
"HOFFMANN ","CHARLES ","H","042","5908 ","BAYSHIRE ","RD","SPGFLD ","VA","01/06/2010","OPERATE UNLICENSED VEHICLE (EXP) "

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:40PM

Chuck-o looks like Tobias Fünke in that one picture in front of the cabinet.



 
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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:41PM

Is that his real name?

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:42PM

probably

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:43PM


View Larger Map

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:43PM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Is that his real name?




LOL Yes. chuckhoffmann is Chuck Hoffmann.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:44PM

Got it...I am definitely going to back away from this timebomb.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:44PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Chuck-o looks like Tobias Fünke in that one
> picture in front of the cabinet.
>




LOL!

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:45PM

lol Pin

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:48PM

User Profile : chuckhoffmann Email: Hidden
Real Name: Chuck
Posts: 1,694
Registered: 07/04/2010 10:39PM
Last Activity: 12/06/2011 10:45PM

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: lo leesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:50PM

hes freaking the fuck out

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 06, 2011 10:54PM

Eesh is scary sometime.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: everyday ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:01PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Eesh is scary sometime.


EESH is scary all the time

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Frisky ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:02PM

true that

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:03PM

no one is scarier than me though

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:03PM

everyday Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Eesh is scary sometime.
>
>
> EESH is scary all the time





I am a kind hearted soul that wouldn't hurt a fly. Say anything to the contrary and I'll slice and dice you bitch.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Mrs Eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:07PM

I'm scarier than you. I thought you were stalking me, but you weren't. So I was counter stalking so guy for no reason.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:17PM

User Profile : chuckhoffmann Email: Hidden
Real Name: Chuck
Posts: 1,694
Registered: 07/04/2010 10:39PM
Last Activity: 12/06/2011 11:05PM

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:28PM

Why does Chuck lurk but not say anything ever?

 

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:34PM

that's what molesters do. scope out their prey

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: H_I_D ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:38PM

everyday Wrote:
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> Kittie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Eesh is scary sometime.
>
>
> EESH is scary all the time


Yes. Major stalker. He loves to try and remain mysterious as his own person. However, he tries to "out" everyone else he can. He really needs to find something better to do with his time. I think he's starting to go mental from his day-to-day behavior.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: if eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:39PM

was any good at this stalking thing he would have outted me long ago

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:41PM

User Profile : chuckhoffmann Email: Hidden
Real Name: Chuck
Posts: 1,694
Registered: 07/04/2010 10:39PM
Last Activity: 12/06/2011 11:26PM

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: srsly tho ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:45PM

eesh idk how you havent outted me yet
you had the chance
put the pieces of the puzzle together

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: December 06, 2011 11:56PM

Poor Charles, you guys still have it in for him huh?

Chuck, if you're still around, which I suspect you are...leave. I don't know why you put up w the shit. 90% of the people on here are eesh clones anyway. I guess some will say I am too. But an eesh clone wouldn't tell you to bugger off! Some things just never change.

Eesh, you're still the ffx underground bully huh?

Your favourite doc signing out...ciao ciao!

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: H_I_D ()
Date: December 07, 2011 12:06AM

User Profile : eesh (Buddy)
Email: Hidden
Real Name: Dr. Josef Heiter
Posts: 17,377
Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
Last Activity: 12/06/2011 11:52PM


HeHe, this is some funny shit. What's the "buddy" part at the top next to the profile? 17,000+ posts in about 2.5 years. Sheesh. That is nuts.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: idiottttt ()
Date: December 07, 2011 12:07AM

it means you added him as a buddy dumbass and wow eesh..really dude? rofl kill yourself. 17000= posts?!??! wow.........

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: bumpie ()
Date: December 07, 2011 12:18AM

keeping this at the top for ever

and

ever

and

ever

and

everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 07, 2011 12:19AM

Britdrnva~ Wrote:
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> Poor Charles, you guys still have it in for him
> huh?
>
> Chuck, if you're still around, which I suspect you
> are...leave. I don't know why you put up w the
> shit. 90% of the people on here are eesh clones
> anyway. I guess some will say I am too. But an
> eesh clone wouldn't tell you to bugger off! Some
> things just never change.
>
> Eesh, you're still the ffx underground bully huh?
>
>
> Your favourite doc signing out...ciao ciao!



What's disturbing is a man that has to convince everyone he is a physician from England. Look, you even spelled favorite in the British style. At least you have attention to detail.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 07, 2011 12:19AM

H_I_D Wrote:
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> User Profile : eesh (Buddy)
> Email: Hidden
> Real Name: Dr. Josef Heiter
> Posts: 17,377
> Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
> Last Activity: 12/06/2011 11:52PM






Please remove me as a buddy.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: H_I_D ()
Date: December 07, 2011 12:21AM

eesh Wrote:
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> H_I_D Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > User Profile : eesh (Buddy)
> > Email: Hidden
> > Real Name: Dr. Josef Heiter
> > Posts: 17,377
> > Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
> > Last Activity: 12/06/2011 11:52PM
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Please remove me as a buddy.

I don't have you as a buddy - or, at least I didn't add it. So, go eff yourself, eesh.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: H_I_D ()
Date: December 07, 2011 12:23AM

User Profile : eesh (Faggot)
Email: Hidden
Real Name: Dr. Josef Heiter
Posts: 17,382
Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
Last Activity: 12/06/2011 11:59PM

Crap, the information keeps changing on his profile.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 07, 2011 12:57AM

LOL! Another hilarious idea, H_I_D...

It's getting real late, so I don't have time to change the word "faggot" to "Molester of the Month"... But I think that would be pretty funny...

H_I_D Wrote:
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> User Profile : eesh (Faggot)
> Email: Hidden
> Real Name: Dr. Josef Heiter
> Posts: 17,382
> Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
> Last Activity: 12/06/2011 11:59PM
>
> Crap, the information keeps changing on his
> profile.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: bumpie ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:04AM

eep

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Corny ass dude ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:07AM

H_I_V is so corny

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:10AM

User Profile : eesh (Sandwich Artist)
Email: Hidden
Real Name: Dr. Josef Heiter
Posts: 17,384
Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
Last Activity: 12/07/2011 01:04AM

@THE INFOS KEEPS CHANGEINGS!L! LOLOLOL!!!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:11AM

User Profile : eesh (Topamax User)
Email: Hidden
Real Name: Dr. Josef Heiter
Posts: 17,384
Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
Last Activity: 12/07/2011 01:04AM

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:11AM

User Profile : eesh (Stock Broker)
Email: Hidden
Real Name: Dr. Lionel Richie
Posts: 17,384
Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
Last Activity: 12/07/2011 01:04AM

OMGLOL THE PROFILES KEEPS CHANGES!!!! HAAAAA

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:12AM

User Profile : eesh (Hates wearing socks)
Email: Hidden
Real Name: Dr. Ruth
Posts: 17,384
Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
Last Activity: 12/07/2011 01:04AM

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: bumpie ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:13AM

BROTHERS????????????

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:13AM

bumpie Wrote:
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> BROTHERS????????????




Roommates.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:14AM

User Profile : eesh (Green Thumb)
Email: Hidden
Real Name: Dr. DOOOM
Posts: 17,386
Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
Last Activity: 12/07/2011 01:04AM

HOW is come there is the profile changes!! LOOOOLLL

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:20AM

User Profile : eesh (minglo)
Golf Handicap: Hidden
Favorite Website: Dr. Josef Heiter
Posts: charm bracelets
Registered: 07/23/2009 12:10PM
Last Activity: 12/07/2011 01:14AM

HOLYSHITNDLWKDSLDJLWKDMSDWLKM! SO THE CHANGEING!!!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: bumpie ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:20AM

funnie

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Hid is a douche ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:26AM

Hid is the most retarded uptight corny dumb ass poster ever in ffu

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: bumpie ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:29AM

I agree

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: Bump this shit niggas ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:31AM

Funny ass shit here

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: He Is DelusionaI ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:31AM

Not really, moron

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: I live near chuck ()
Date: December 07, 2011 01:37AM

He lives in my area like down the street..... Gotta look for this dude at Giant next time

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: bump ()
Date: December 07, 2011 10:43AM

ew

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: December 07, 2011 04:02PM

I live near chuck Wrote:
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> He lives in my area like down the street.....
> Gotta look for this dude at Giant next time


He can't afford Giant unless he's out front panhandling.

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Re: Chuck molests his daughter
Posted by: bumpie ()
Date: December 08, 2011 09:22PM

kngs

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