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I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:27PM

...got a few different things.



I avoid retail stores at all costs, because of the litany of questions you get barraged with by the checkout person.

"Are you a member of our Rewards Club?"

No.

"Would you like to sign up for our Rewards Club?"

No thank you.

"Would you like to purchase a one-year service plan for your Dust Buster?"

No thanks.

"Would you like to purchase a one-year service plan for your toaster oven?"

No..

"Would you like to purchase a service plan for your Diet Pepsi?"

....

"Would you like to donate one dollar to the Kids With Cancer Fund?"

...sure.

"Would you like to apply for a K-Mart Visa card?"

NO.

"Credit or debit?"

Cash.












anyway, I'm exhausted, y'all...

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:32PM

nothing, hmm?

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:34PM

I'm really sad now.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:35PM

extremely sad.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:36PM

going to go crawl in a dumpster, then.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:36PM

dumpster, here I come.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:37PM

I ought to just drop dead, I guess.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:38PM

I belong in a dumpster.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:38PM

I'm a piece of trash.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:39PM

What'd you buy?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Dude chill ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:39PM

Kmart sucks

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:41PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> What'd you buy?


Irish Spring bar soap....a floor lamp....a TV dinner tray....a cushion....and a Snickers.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: I'm tired of the Salvation Army bellringers ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:41PM

I'm tired of going to any store with these guys ringing the bell. I giv e loose change to one then it's on to another store with another. I only give once that's it, anybody else collecting for Veterans, Girl Scouts looses out as far as I'm concerned. It's like everyones a millionaire with these dudes.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:42PM

I like homeless men.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:43PM

I get really sad sometimes.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:44PM

Do you want a service plan for your baby?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: I'm sure they steal from the pot ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:44PM

I bet a lot of the Salvation Army bell guys, steal from that pot.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:44PM

black women are usually very nice to me. If anyone ever talks to me at all, it's usually a younger-middle aged black woman.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:45PM

Does she call you sugar?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:46PM

young white women are downright rude to me, usually. But young black women are usually very friendly.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:48PM

young white women are just plain mean.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:49PM

I just got incredibly sad. I can't take it.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:51PM

I can't live this way. I can't do it.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:53PM

I'm done, guys.


I'm done.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: bullshit ()
Date: December 03, 2011 08:55PM

you know the way out. but if you're too scared then im sorry. 41 more years of LIFE for you. HAAHAHAHAH. how scary does THAT sound?!

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 09:30PM

very sad.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: me too ()
Date: December 03, 2011 09:30PM

I'm tired of the Salvation Army bellringers Wrote:
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> I'm tired of going to any store with these guys
> ringing the bell. I giv e loose change to one
> then it's on to another store with another. I
> only give once that's it, anybody else collecting
> for Veterans, Girl Scouts looses out as far as I'm
> concerned. It's like everyones a millionaire with
> these dudes.


Me too...Dont make eye contact or twist your mouth a little and shake your head to the side...they dont guilt stare the retards

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: you left one out ()
Date: December 03, 2011 09:31PM

Would you like to make a donation to ___________. fill in the blank

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: H_I_D ()
Date: December 03, 2011 09:40PM

Mr. Misery,

Did you stop at the Tex-Mex place when you exit K-Mart to get back onto Dale Boulevard? How is that place? Is the food good?

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: been there ()
Date: December 03, 2011 09:41PM

El charro?? Ive been to that joint

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: H_I_D ()
Date: December 03, 2011 09:44PM

been there Wrote:
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> El charro?? Ive been to that joint


Yeah, sorry I couldn't remember the name of it. I saw it a few weeks back when I passed through there.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 10:18PM

a doctor told me yesterday I have about a 10 percent chance of ever getting significantly better.


there you go.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Dr.Phil ()
Date: December 03, 2011 10:20PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> a doctor told me yesterday I have about a 10
> percent chance of ever getting significantly
> better.
>
>
> there you go.


There is nothing wrong with. Enjoy life while you can...Mis do you have family or friends that live near you?

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 03, 2011 10:23PM

no friends, my family hates me.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Cartman ()
Date: December 03, 2011 11:03PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> no friends, my family hates me.


We can understand that...

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Oscar worthy ()
Date: December 03, 2011 11:07PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> no friends, my family hates me.


Youre full of shit. You get an Oscar Misery for your perfomances

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 03, 2011 11:38PM

I like Irish Spring sometime

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Date: December 03, 2011 11:40PM

irish spring drys my skin out in the winter... i usually switch to dove around now



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/03/2011 11:40PM by the grammar police.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 03, 2011 11:42PM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> irish spring drys my skin out in the winter... i
> usually switch to dove around now


I like Dove sometime too.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 03, 2011 11:57PM

.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 12:39AM by Alias.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Date: December 03, 2011 11:59PM

Alias Wrote:
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> you left one out Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Would you like to make a donation to
> ___________.
> > fill in the blank
>
> That one really pisses me off.
>
> Along with, "How are you, today?", said to my
> back, forcing me to turn around and smile at some
> idiot. SHUT UP!

somebody has a 'tude today. you feelin ok?

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Date: December 03, 2011 11:59PM

everything ok at home?

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 04, 2011 12:48AM

there's an Indian woman.......who works at the 7-11 I go to.............she has tattoos on her face......she knows me, I know her....I always buy the same thing....every Tuesday....a Snickers, a Brisk Kiwi Strawberry fruit beverage, and a foot-long Italian hoagie..............I wonder where this poor woman goes when her shift is over......what a poor, miserable life.....it must be. I can't take it anymore...

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: December 04, 2011 06:02AM

Are you sure those tattoos aren't really henna?

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 04, 2011 12:37PM

I saw a black man today

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Date: December 04, 2011 12:40PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I saw a black man today


what did you do? did he see you too?!?!?

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 04, 2011 12:41PM

older black men are usually very nice to me.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: December 04, 2011 12:54PM

I used to have a dust buster 20 years ago.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Walmart ()
Date: December 04, 2011 12:56PM

Just got back from wal mart fuckin zoo nightmare

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Alwaysss ()
Date: December 04, 2011 12:57PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> older black men are usually very nice to me.


Niggs are always nice to other negros Like u

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: iS HER NAME???? ()
Date: December 04, 2011 12:59PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> there's an Indian woman.......who works at the
> 7-11 I go to.............she has tattoos on her
> face......she knows me, I know her....I always buy
> the same thing....every Tuesday....a Snickers, a
> Brisk Kiwi Strawberry fruit beverage, and a
> foot-long Italian hoagie..............I wonder
> where this poor woman goes when her shift is
> over......what a poor, miserable life.....it must
> be. I can't take it anymore...


Shasta, by any chance?

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: H_I_D ()
Date: December 04, 2011 04:18PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> there's an Indian woman.......who works at the
> 7-11 I go to.............she has tattoos on her
> face......she knows me, I know her....I always buy
> the same thing....every Tuesday....a Snickers, a
> Brisk Kiwi Strawberry fruit beverage, and a
> foot-long Italian hoagie..............I wonder
> where this poor woman goes when her shift is
> over......what a poor, miserable life.....it must
> be. I can't take it anymore...


I know that woman. She tells me of this guy who hobbles in with a cane each Tuesday and buys the same things each time. She said, he is often rude to her and she doesn't like it. So, she told me a little secret. She starts the early shift at 7-11 and she makes up the subs for the day. Each Tuesday, she lays a hocker in each of the foot long Italian subs. She said she's not into direct payback, but rather, indirect payback for such disrespect.

All people who work with food need to be respected, or else ....

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: good job mis ()
Date: December 04, 2011 09:23PM

Great work of art Mis

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 04, 2011 10:16PM

if I'm in a store, and I'm looking for something, and I see an employee nearby, I very quickly pretend I've just found exactly what I'm looking for so they won't come near me. I'll just pick up whatever is in front of me on the shelf and look at it as if to say, "hmmm...yes, this will do...this will do just fine...", then put it back as soon as the employee goes away.



the moral of this story: DON'T EVER FUCKING TALK TO ME WHEN I'M IN YOUR STORE. STAY THE MOTHER-FUCK AWAY FROM ME. HAVING SOMEONE ASK ME "CAN I HELP YOU, SIR" IS LIKE ACID BEING THROWN ON MY SKIN. I HATE IT. STAY AWAY FROM ME. GET A-WAY.

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Re: I went to K-Mart today
Posted by: H_I_D ()
Date: December 04, 2011 10:41PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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>
> the moral of this story: DON'T EVER FUCKING TALK
> TO ME WHEN I'M IN YOUR STORE. STAY THE MOTHER-FUCK
> AWAY FROM ME. HAVING SOMEONE ASK ME "CAN I HELP
> YOU, SIR" IS LIKE ACID BEING THROWN ON MY SKIN. I
> HATE IT. STAY AWAY FROM ME. GET A-WAY.

Just like John Wayne Gacy, you don't belong outside of an institution. People who come around to help you is what's called "customer service." Actually, customer service rarely happens anymore in stores - basically, the customer is left there to find their own stuff and look for their own answers.

If you hate the act of customer service so badly, then buy all of your stuff on the Internet. You won't have to transact with people that way.

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