I've decided I want to adopt a baby. I live in a pretty big compartment and I know how to make some chicken sometimes. I like to have a baby that I can keep so I won't be so lonely sometime.


does n e one know where you can adopt some baby? How much is it?

I have a futon for it to sleep on at night and I can probably get some types of baby food for it eat in case it get hungry.

if I get one, the baby and me could watch TV together, or maybe a movie on TV. I know how to wash a baby, so that won't be a problem either.

where can i get one?
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I like to get a white one if I can.

how do you get one

Beyonce is having a baby

Dude shut the fuck up... Get off the Internet and have sex and make one

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> Dude shut the fuck up... Get off the Internet and
> have sex and make one


go to hell

nobody cares, stupid.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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> nobody cares, stupid.


why don't you just go to hell

I am protecting the universe from retards. You should adopt a puppy. That way you will not be charged with child neglect when your puppy dies.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

You're being dumb tonight... Stop or everyone will revolt against u again

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> I've decided I want to adopt a baby. I live in a
> pretty big compartment and I know how to make some
> chicken sometimes. I like to have a baby that I
> can keep so I won't be so lonely sometime.
>
>
> does n e one know where you can adopt some baby?
> How much is it?
>
> I have a futon for it to sleep on at night and I
> can probably get some types of baby food for it
> eat in case it get hungry.
>
> if I get one, the baby and me could watch TV
> together, or maybe a movie on TV. I know how to
> wash a baby, so that won't be a problem either.
>
> where can i get one?
> .


jus hit up some of your stork bud-eeeeesss

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Super Annoying Wrote:
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> You're being dumb tonight... Stop or everyone will
> revolt against u again


ur being dumb

Sometimes you are smart... Tonight you Misery are fucking dumb.... I've list faith in you... Go to sleep

Misery had jumped the shark a long time ago with his obsessed Harry threads

I disagree...

This is a classic Miz post, y'all...

This is great...

The intricate details of adoption are shrouded in mystery... It's also funny that some people adopt babies out of selfish desires... It's sad... but funny... Too bad the babies have to foot the bill...

Babies are treated like pets or accessories...

Did anyone picture Misery and the baby watching TV into the late hours of the evening? Did anyone picture Miz shaking the baby's hand and saying "alright, goober, I gotta go to the thing called bed"

Anyone picture the baby crashing on the futon after a laughter-filled evening of chicken parts and baby movies?

Does it "cost" money to adopt a baby? Isn't that like buying a baby? Isn't it illegal to buy a human? How is adoption legal if you have to pay for a baby?

Can you just go to an orphanage, pick a baby, and take it home?

Do they deliver the baby? Same day delivery?

Are there payment plans?

Bravo, Miz... Don't let these harsh words discourage you...

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Oh daddy Tuttle approves Mr.Misery.... Please continue to suck each others cocks

I'm glad I'm the daddy... Miz... am I a bad dad?

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle-o Wrote:
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> Did anyone picture Misery and the baby watching TV
> into the late hours of the evening? Did anyone
> picture Miz shaking the baby's hand and saying
> "alright, goober, I gotta go to the thing called
> bed"
>


the mental image of shaking a baby's hand and saying 'alright, bud, have a good one...' is funny to me. I like to have my own baby so I could treat it and interact with it like it was a grown-up. I will not do 'baby talk'. I will talk to my baby the same way I talk to my therapist sometimes.....I'll use large words with the baby, like "conflagration", "deleterious", and "matriculate". We'll talk about German expressionist cinema and things like politics and Hermain Cain. And I won't hesitate to bust the baby's balls....I'll say things like "hey baby, where'd you get that diaper? ...Osh-Kosh-B'Gosh?" and he'll laugh and give me a look like 'F you, man....you're a real ball-buster'......and we'll laugh it off and I'll give him a good-natured punch in the shoulder. It'll be like, "aww, you knuckle-head, you know I love 'ya..."

this is the kind of relationship I would like to have with a baby. My baby and I will be best buds....I'll have his back and he'll have mine. I'll let him borrow stuff, and he'll help me out of a jam from time to time.....and even if things get too heated, if one of us has too much to drink or something and we get into a fight, it'll be okay....we'll always know that no matter what, we're pals, through and through. The baby can help me move, and I can help the baby get some food sometimes if it ever gets hungry.

that's how I see my relationship with a baby. Just sitting around, shooting the shit with a baby, knocking back a few root beers, eating potato chips, watching the game, talking about chicks and stuff like that.

that's my baby.
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........................I'm really disappointed nobody else has posted in this thread today. Very disappointed.

how do u do it

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> how do you get one

I want to get a baby girl for free I don't have money not a penny

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> jus hit up some of your stork bud-eeeeesss


i would totally fuck myself

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> > how do you get one
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> I want to get a baby girl for free I don't have
> money not a penny

There are A LOT of costs involved in adopting a child.

If you don't have any money, I don't that you'll be successful.

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> I don't that you'll
> be successful.


its adam and eve, not adam and steve and the adoption agency!

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This one is right up there with So Much Food in the Grocery Store, Garbage, and Heavy Doors. A true Miz&Tutt Komedy Klassic. Was this the genesis of I'm Having an Adult Relationship with a Baby?

how is he not a pedo?

Tuttle is an enabler. I'd love him to return to this site so he can be chastised.

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> I know how to wash a baby, so that won't be a problem either


Yeah, that is where you molested them

http://foxbaltimore.com/news/nation-world/ohio-seminary-student-arrested-charged-with-trying-to-arrange-sex-with-infants

Investigators said they got a tip in November about an ad Wright placed on Craiglist in search of adopting an infant in Tijuana, Mexico. According to the criminal complaint, the tipster said he'd responded to the ad and learned the person was studying to be a priest in Ohio. Federal investigators said Wright placed the ad.

Authorities said the tipster later revealed he'd first started communicating with Wright in 2014 about adopting a child. The tipster added Wright traveled to Tijuana in July of 2014 to meet with him, hoping to adopt the child. The person -- who investigators kept anonymous -- said Wright paid him money as an adoption fee. The tipster took the money and told Wright he would come with the child -- but never did.

Bump

Years have passed, hows the baby adoption going

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> Years have passed, hows the baby adoption going


Just buy one on craigslist

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