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My Secret Shame
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:19AM

This is my secret shame: I love eating imitation bacon bits.

You've probably seen them at your supermarket. They stock 'em in the salad dressing aisle. All they are is textured soy flour, canola oil, and salt, with a bit of flavoring and food coloring. A true abomination to real food. They also make your farts stink as if you'd shoved a half-dozen rotten eggs up your arse hole.

But God help me, I do love eating them.

I don't even eat them with something; I just twist the cap off the little bottle and pour myself a mouthful. Then another. And another.

I'm going to finish up the bottle in this picture before I go to bed tonight. Hell, I've almost finished it up while writing this post.

That is my secret shame.
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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:22AM

Addison's disease.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: H_I_D ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:32AM

My secret shame: I want eesh's curly light hair, just like mine was back in 1982.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:43AM

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:44AM

Alias... I have vodka flavored whip cream I do that with. Lol

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Curios ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:50AM

Kittie, r u an alcoholic? Just curious

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:55AM

No I'm not an alcoholic. I don't drink during the week. I only drink when I go out. I'll have like 4 max. maybe 5. I don't get wasted and I'm not sloppy or get sick ever.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:56AM

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:59AM

ABC store has it. It's hard to find in there. Just walk up and say gimmie the damn cream. That's what I do.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Porque ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:50AM

Kittie Wrote:
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> No I'm not an alcoholic. I don't drink during the
> week. I only drink when I go out. I'll have like 4
> max. maybe 5. I don't get wasted and I'm not
> sloppy or get sick ever.


5? That's alot

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Alexander da great ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:16AM

Deez Nutz .......

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Alexander da great ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:22AM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Alias... I have vodka flavored whip cream I do
> that with. Lol


What do you do with it? Where do u put it? On u? Then what? Who eats its off u?

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:47AM

i eat all the good food. i am so happy rihgt now

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:48AM

How It's Made rulezzz!!

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Re: My Secret Shame
Date: December 02, 2011 06:59AM

Brown sugar straight from the box....

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 02, 2011 07:23AM

I visit FFXU.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Date: December 02, 2011 07:35AM

I have to admit, on further review, artificial bacon bits are pretty bad. The real ones are awesome....Especially those that come from a bottle and the bits have developed a bith of crunch and are slightly compacted.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Tocino ()
Date: December 02, 2011 08:27AM

Ashamed Wrote:
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> This is my secret shame: I love eating imitation
> bacon bits.
>
> You've probably seen them at your supermarket.
> They stock 'em in the salad dressing aisle. All
> they are is textured soy flour, canola oil, and
> salt, with a bit of flavoring and food coloring. A
> true abomination to real food. They also make your
> farts stink as if you'd shoved a half-dozen rotten
> eggs up your arse hole.
>
> But God help me, I do love eating them.
>
> I don't even eat them with something; I just twist
> the cap off the little bottle and pour myself a
> mouthful. Then another. And another.
>
> I'm going to finish up the bottle in this picture
> before I go to bed tonight. Hell, I've almost
> finished it up while writing this post.
>
> That is my secret shame.


that's a shit load of sodium dude. You're gonna shrivel
up and die.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: myshameisbetterthanyours ()
Date: December 02, 2011 08:54AM

My shame is better than yours.

I love to eat Korean spiced seaweed and the taste is soooooo good!

Compare to other asian seaweed and they are bland as cardboard.

Thank you Koreans!


Hahaha

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Re: My Secret Shame
Date: December 02, 2011 08:58AM

I went to the Lotte in Fairfax Circle the other night for the hello of it. There is some fucked up stuff that is eaten around the world.....Durian, 5775 varieties of kimchee, salted fruit, etc.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 02, 2011 09:20AM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> There is some fucked
> up stuff that is eaten around the
> world.....

Found in bars all over rural PA....

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 02, 2011 11:47AM

Kittie Wrote:
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> ABC store has it. It's hard to find in there. Just
> walk up and say gimmie the damn cream. That's what
> I do.





Yeah, the whipped cream is always sold in the same aisle as Mr. Boston egg nog. I don't know what the alcohol content of food items has to be for it to be required to be sold in ABC. Godiva stores in malls are allowed to sell chocolate liqueurs....

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: But I'm Straight! Really! ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:11PM

I go for pedicures at the local nail salon. No happy ending though... :(

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:14PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> > There is some fucked
> > up stuff that is eaten around the
> > world.....
>
> Found in bars all over rural PA....
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>
>
>
>
>


But did you ever witness anyone actually eating one of those?

A human I mean.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:18PM

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> But did you ever witness anyone actually eating
> one of those?
>
> A human I mean.

A family friend used to eat those pickled lamb tongues ALL the time. It used to gross us kids out and we always made a big deal of it whenever he got one out. They are really really disgusting-looking.

Pickled red beet eggs were (and still are) a very common party/picnic food.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Yummers ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:59PM

Tripe - the stomach lining of cattle. They sell this in grocery stores all over
the south. Along with cows testicles
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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Yummers ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:02PM

soup made from bull/ox gonads
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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Just Sayin' ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:02PM

All this disgusting "food" seems uniquely Southern to me (kind of like grits, which is also repulsive).

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Jamal ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:05PM

Just Sayin' Wrote:
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> All this disgusting "food" seems uniquely Southern
> to me (kind of like grits, which is also
> repulsive).


It is. Southern ni**er food.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:05PM

Anyone tried snake meat? What about iguana?

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: dragon roll ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:35PM

Not snake, but unagi (eel) all the time whenever I eat sushi.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:38PM

I think I've had tripe in Pho before. Whatever. It was still good.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:03PM

All those pho joints offer tripe as an option, it seems to be popular with SE Asians. It's a big Italian and South American thing too.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:08PM

My grandparents used to make a tripe stew. The smell is vomit inducing.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:42PM

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: December 02, 2011 04:07PM

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:10PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I ate a pigeon's head, once. DISGUSTING.




How exactly did the opportunity rise for you to eat a bird head?

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:13PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > I ate a pigeon's head, once. DISGUSTING.
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>
>
> How exactly did the opportunity rise for you to
> eat a bird head?


HAHA...this oughta be good...

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: bullshit ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:40PM

funniest thread ever

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: pigeons ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:50PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > I ate a pigeon's head, once. DISGUSTING.
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>
> How exactly did the opportunity rise for you to
> eat a bird head?


aNSWer this one very carefully alias





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Re: My Secret Shame
Date: December 02, 2011 05:55PM

No one is mentioning alligator? I ate it once as a kid visiting the grandparents in fl (of course) and vomited under the booth. Horrid.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: fairfaxdude ()
Date: December 02, 2011 06:07PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> No one is mentioning alligator? I ate it once as a
> kid visiting the grandparents in fl (of course)
> and vomited under the booth. Horrid.


C'mon its not that bad. Tastes like chicken!

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 02, 2011 06:12PM

I've had alligator around here, I think at Tony & Joe's in Georgetown. I didn't care for it, but it wasn't that bad. It was rubbery and kinda tasted like clam strips.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Date: December 02, 2011 06:20PM

fairfaxdude Wrote:
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> betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> > No one is mentioning alligator? I ate it once as
> a
> > kid visiting the grandparents in fl (of course)
> > and vomited under the booth. Horrid.
>
>
> C'mon its not that bad. Tastes like chicken!


It's the worst thing I've ever eaten! And whoever said clam strips, I don't like those either...I guess there is a correlation there.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 02, 2011 07:33PM

Alligator is pretty good. Rubbery, but tastes like chicken. Okra's in Old Town Manasass has a real good fried alligator appetizer.

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: H_I_D ()
Date: December 02, 2011 07:36PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I ate a pigeon's head, once. DISGUSTING.


Were you inspired by Ozzy Osbourne?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 02, 2011 10:33PM

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 02, 2011 10:35PM

Alias, have you ever tried eating a turtle head?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 02, 2011 10:37PM

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Re: My Secret Shame
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: December 02, 2011 10:38PM

Alias Wrote:
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> > Alias, have you ever tried eating a turtle
> head?
>
>
> This sounds like a trick question.


how about prairie dogs?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 02, 2011 11:01PM

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