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Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: TheFuture ()
Date: December 01, 2011 01:33PM

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man-arrested-at-large-hadron-collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.

Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: John Titor ()
Date: December 01, 2011 03:56PM

This is John Titor from 2049 i not know man i using hand held comm device to contact only have short qurom to speak HDl safe need 5100 part still

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: Atom ()
Date: December 01, 2011 04:20PM

If the world was destroyed, how did this dude survive?

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: RankineCycler ()
Date: December 01, 2011 04:36PM

Atom Wrote:
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> If the world was destroyed, how did this dude
> survive?

It was stated that "he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world". The travelling could have occurred at a time when the world's destruction was unpreventable (or less preventable), but not yet realized.

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: Atom ()
Date: December 01, 2011 05:02PM

Gotcha, I just assumed a black hole opening up under the alps would be a quick end.

I know when you assume you make an ASS out of U & ME.

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: FurfaxTownie ()
Date: December 01, 2011 05:04PM

Wasn't that movie plot?

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: Professor Pangloss ()
Date: December 02, 2011 09:05AM

John Titor Wrote:
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> This is John Titor from 2049 i not know man i
> using hand held comm device to contact only have
> short qurom to speak HDl safe need 5100 part still


John Titor was from "2036"...

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: DaFuture ()
Date: December 02, 2011 09:11AM

Professor Pangloss Wrote:
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> John Titor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is John Titor from 2049 i not know man i
> > using hand held comm device to contact only
> have
> > short qurom to speak HDl safe need 5100 part
> still
>
>
> John Titor was from "2036"...

That WAS several years ago.

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: Professor Pangloss ()
Date: December 02, 2011 09:19AM

DaFuture Wrote:
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> Professor Pangloss Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > John Titor Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is John Titor from 2049 i not know man i
> > > using hand held comm device to contact only
> > have
> > > short qurom to speak HDl safe need 5100 part
> > still
> >
> >
> > John Titor was from "2036"...
>
> That WAS several years ago.


Well, to you, certainly... ;-) To Titor, only a day or so...

John Titor certainly wouldn't show his face since he was monumentally wrong in his predictions. He made his money and got out.

I almost respect the scam. It provided entertainment, made him money, and was relatively harmless (that I'm aware of). Granted, he was a lying sack of shit, but still.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/02/2011 09:19AM by Professor Pangloss.

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: time travel ()
Date: December 02, 2011 09:39AM

One can't travel backwards in time only forward.

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: Derrrrr ()
Date: December 03, 2011 04:33PM

This article is from April 1. That is April Fools Day, morans.

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: Obvious is obviouser ()
Date: December 03, 2011 06:11PM

You think people are taking this seriously?

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Re: Male Time Travel Arrives to Stop Hadron Collider Experiments
Posted by: the grammar police ()
Date: December 03, 2011 06:34PM

i know i probably sound retarded.. but what's the point of pumping MILLIONS and MILLIONS of dollars into making a molecule go really really fast?


... and that could possibly destroy the world in 2036

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