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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 29, 2011 11:28PM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 29, 2011 11:32PM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 29, 2011 11:38PM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 29, 2011 11:40PM
Where in the mountains? Radford? Charlottesville?
By the retarded art, I'd say the hippies in Floyd County.
By the retarded art, I'd say the hippies in Floyd County.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 29, 2011 11:47PM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 29, 2011 11:52PM
Luray Art Warehouse.
Hardly a bastion of artistic creativity.
Blessed are the murderous.
Hardly a bastion of artistic creativity.
Blessed are the murderous.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 29, 2011 11:56PM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:00AM
http://warehouseartcenter.net/
This art warehouse is full of modern/postmodern garbage. Even VMFA's modern art section isn't that lame.
This art warehouse is full of modern/postmodern garbage. Even VMFA's modern art section isn't that lame.
Re: ART
Posted by:
Eesh is GOOD
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:03AM
Im scared of you Eesh...you are good. OH SNAPZ.... Alias
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:10AM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:14AM
Alias Wrote:
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> hey, eesh, wanna hang out and talk ART?
Sure, we can meet at VMFA and eat at that new restaurant on the second floor.
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> hey, eesh, wanna hang out and talk ART?
Sure, we can meet at VMFA and eat at that new restaurant on the second floor.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:20AM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:20AM
Alias Wrote:
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> will you pay?
As long as you put out.
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> will you pay?
As long as you put out.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:25AM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:37AM
Alias Wrote:
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> > >
> > > hey, eesh, wanna hang out and talk ART?
> >
> > Sure, we can meet at VMFA and eat at that new
> > restaurant on the second floor.
>
>
> will you pay?
Here, look at the menu: http://www.vmfa.state.va.us/Amuse/
They serve tapas too!
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > >
> > > hey, eesh, wanna hang out and talk ART?
> >
> > Sure, we can meet at VMFA and eat at that new
> > restaurant on the second floor.
>
>
> will you pay?
Here, look at the menu: http://www.vmfa.state.va.us/Amuse/
They serve tapas too!
Re: ART
Posted by:
Tread Lightly Alias
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:39AM
Alias be careful I think this is a trick...he needs his last piece of the human centipede..You will be roofied and wake up with ur mouth attached to Conies anus
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:50AM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:52AM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
Punchline
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Date: November 30, 2011 12:55AM
Alias Wrote:
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> I'm not afraid of eesh. I could take him with my
> arms tied behind my back.
Which, if the blog about him is to believed, is probably just the way he'd like it.
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> I'm not afraid of eesh. I could take him with my
> arms tied behind my back.
Which, if the blog about him is to believed, is probably just the way he'd like it.
Re: ART
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 30, 2011 08:39AM
I hate modern and postmodern art. Postmodern art in particular-o. Terrible. Puke.
Re: ART
Posted by:
Mr. Misery
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Date: November 30, 2011 08:39AM
I like a Van Eyck sometime.
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Re: ART
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
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Date: November 30, 2011 08:49AM
@ Alias
With all due respect, as coming from someone who has bought art like this. All those objects are barely passable as art EXCEPT for this thing
Its just nonsense.
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With all due respect, as coming from someone who has bought art like this. All those objects are barely passable as art EXCEPT for this thing
Its just nonsense.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 30, 2011 04:09PM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
open eyez
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Date: November 30, 2011 04:11PM
Hmmm. Do you mind stating how much those puppies cost you?
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 30, 2011 04:37PM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
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Date: November 30, 2011 07:00PM
Is it bowl or a picture of a bowl?
There is fine line between Art and a Craft.
What are your thoughts on the Old Town Torpedo Factory?
There is fine line between Art and a Craft.
What are your thoughts on the Old Town Torpedo Factory?
Re: ART
Posted by:
I can get driftwood
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Date: November 30, 2011 07:57PM
Driftwood makes nice art. I know a place where you can get nice pieces, really really pretty art form.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: November 30, 2011 09:58PM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
springfieldmom
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Date: December 01, 2011 12:45PM
Alias Wrote:
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> open eyez Wrote:
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> > Hmmm. Do you mind stating how much those
> puppies
> > cost you?
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>
> I only bought one. It's larger than those two; not
> as high, but longer. The asking price was
> $750.00. I paid $690.00. I'm making it my
> Christmas present.
Hey Alias, do you know where the fuck I could buy some nougatine? It's this stupidass candy my youngest daughter wants for Christmas but I have no idea where in the fuck they'd even sell something so retarded. I wanted it to be a special gift for her but this shit seriously pisses me the fuck off.
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> open eyez Wrote:
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> > Hmmm. Do you mind stating how much those
> puppies
> > cost you?
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> I only bought one. It's larger than those two; not
> as high, but longer. The asking price was
> $750.00. I paid $690.00. I'm making it my
> Christmas present.
Hey Alias, do you know where the fuck I could buy some nougatine? It's this stupidass candy my youngest daughter wants for Christmas but I have no idea where in the fuck they'd even sell something so retarded. I wanted it to be a special gift for her but this shit seriously pisses me the fuck off.
Re: ART
Posted by:
open eyez
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Date: December 01, 2011 12:57PM
Alias Wrote:
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> > Is it bowl or a picture of a bowl?
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> These are pics from a brochure. My bowl is being
> shipped.
>
> > There is fine line between Art and a Craft.
>
> Sometimes it's fine; usually it's rather thick.
>
> > What are your thoughts on the Old Town Torpedo
> > Factory?
>
> I love it.
>
> I've spent many evenings, wandering through the
> Torpedo Factory and walking along the boardwalk
> area, listening to musicians, and I use that word
> loosely.....
>
> One of my daughters, noticing the "musicians",
> put a hat down and started "jump roping" after
> hiring my son to manage her music and her cousin
> for advertising.... signs were up everywhere....
> see the amazing Emma, doing tricks with a rope, in
> front of the Torpedo Factory..
>
> She made $80. And, then, she found reasons not to
> pay her "employees". HAHA!
>
> I've got a story about me in a bar in Old Town but
> that's for another day.
Oh please, let's pretend today is THAT day!
Was it at O'Connells? Murphy's?
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> > Is it bowl or a picture of a bowl?
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> These are pics from a brochure. My bowl is being
> shipped.
>
> > There is fine line between Art and a Craft.
>
> Sometimes it's fine; usually it's rather thick.
>
> > What are your thoughts on the Old Town Torpedo
> > Factory?
>
> I love it.
>
> I've spent many evenings, wandering through the
> Torpedo Factory and walking along the boardwalk
> area, listening to musicians, and I use that word
> loosely.....
>
> One of my daughters, noticing the "musicians",
> put a hat down and started "jump roping" after
> hiring my son to manage her music and her cousin
> for advertising.... signs were up everywhere....
> see the amazing Emma, doing tricks with a rope, in
> front of the Torpedo Factory..
>
> She made $80. And, then, she found reasons not to
> pay her "employees". HAHA!
>
> I've got a story about me in a bar in Old Town but
> that's for another day.
Oh please, let's pretend today is THAT day!
Was it at O'Connells? Murphy's?
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 01, 2011 01:51PM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 01, 2011 02:04PM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 01, 2011 03:19PM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
old towner
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Date: December 01, 2011 03:38PM
Alias Wrote:
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That is a funny story, you're lucky the cops didn't haul you in! We were down there one night about 15 yrs ago, and my friend had a little too much to drink. We were crossing King St. and her heel broke (haha), but right in front of a cop car! She stumbled backwards and dropped her purse, and then stumbled again trying to pick it up, it was so embarrassing. And she had no idea the cop was sitting there watching her every move. As soon as he got out and started coming toward us (uh oh), the light changed and some idiot ran the red. So luckily the cop got back in his car and sped off to write the guy a ticket. It was hilarious. Later that evening we threw a cinder block through a store window and tossed a whole bunch of merchandise out of there 3rd story window and onto people walking by, lol, it was awesome.
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That is a funny story, you're lucky the cops didn't haul you in! We were down there one night about 15 yrs ago, and my friend had a little too much to drink. We were crossing King St. and her heel broke (haha), but right in front of a cop car! She stumbled backwards and dropped her purse, and then stumbled again trying to pick it up, it was so embarrassing. And she had no idea the cop was sitting there watching her every move. As soon as he got out and started coming toward us (uh oh), the light changed and some idiot ran the red. So luckily the cop got back in his car and sped off to write the guy a ticket. It was hilarious. Later that evening we threw a cinder block through a store window and tossed a whole bunch of merchandise out of there 3rd story window and onto people walking by, lol, it was awesome.
Re: ART
Posted by:
Pinhead the Cenobite
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Date: December 01, 2011 03:41PM
Alias Wrote:
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> open eyez Wrote:
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> We introduced our new friends, poured more wine
> and tried to serve the cold hamburgers in squished
> up buns to the pissed off men.....
>
> Anyway, as you can imagine, this didn't end
> well.....
So how was the double penetration?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
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> open eyez Wrote:
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> We introduced our new friends, poured more wine
> and tried to serve the cold hamburgers in squished
> up buns to the pissed off men.....
>
> Anyway, as you can imagine, this didn't end
> well.....
So how was the double penetration?
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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
Re: ART
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
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Date: December 01, 2011 06:41PM
Alias Wrote:
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> We introduced our new friends, poured more wine
> and tried to serve the cold hamburgers in squished
> up buns to the pissed off men.....
>
> Anyway, as you can imagine, this didn't end
> well.....
Way to be a cock tease Alias. Those poor rubes probably thought they were walking into a swinger party, not family fun night.
Men dont leave bars with women unless they think its going to lead to something...if you know what i mean.
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> We introduced our new friends, poured more wine
> and tried to serve the cold hamburgers in squished
> up buns to the pissed off men.....
>
> Anyway, as you can imagine, this didn't end
> well.....
Way to be a cock tease Alias. Those poor rubes probably thought they were walking into a swinger party, not family fun night.
Men dont leave bars with women unless they think its going to lead to something...if you know what i mean.
Re: ART
Posted by:
Conie
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Date: December 01, 2011 06:44PM
Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> >
> > We introduced our new friends, poured more wine
> > and tried to serve the cold hamburgers in
> squished
> > up buns to the pissed off men.....
> >
> > Anyway, as you can imagine, this didn't end
> > well.....
>
> Way to be a cock tease Alias. Those poor rubes
> probably thought they were walking into a swinger
> party, not family fun night.
>
> Men dont leave bars with women unless they think
> its going to lead to something...if you know what
> i mean.
Alias and her friend weren't thinking.
Read the story again...they were shit-faced.
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> Alias Wrote:
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> >
> > We introduced our new friends, poured more wine
> > and tried to serve the cold hamburgers in
> squished
> > up buns to the pissed off men.....
> >
> > Anyway, as you can imagine, this didn't end
> > well.....
>
> Way to be a cock tease Alias. Those poor rubes
> probably thought they were walking into a swinger
> party, not family fun night.
>
> Men dont leave bars with women unless they think
> its going to lead to something...if you know what
> i mean.
Alias and her friend weren't thinking.
Read the story again...they were shit-faced.
Re: ART
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
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Date: December 01, 2011 10:27PM
I disagree...she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 01, 2011 11:34PM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 02, 2011 12:24AM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 02, 2011 02:38AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 12:21PM by Alias.
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Re: ART
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
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Date: December 02, 2011 07:47AM
Alias Wrote:
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> These guys knew we were in the bar to get food for
> our husbands, a mission we clearly failed. They
> saw us go into hysterics when we dropped and then,
> accidentally, stepped on the cold food.
Bullshit, no one is that nice 'round these parts... (except me).
Seems like a lot of these contemporary artists are just ass holes.
What kind of civil person does stuff like the can 'o shit or this gem
Piss Christ
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
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> These guys knew we were in the bar to get food for
> our husbands, a mission we clearly failed. They
> saw us go into hysterics when we dropped and then,
> accidentally, stepped on the cold food.
Bullshit, no one is that nice 'round these parts... (except me).
Seems like a lot of these contemporary artists are just ass holes.
What kind of civil person does stuff like the can 'o shit or this gem
Piss Christ
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
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Re: ART
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: December 02, 2011 07:57AM
Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> What kind of civil person does stuff like the can
> 'o shit or this gem
>
>
> Piss Christ
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
The artist here was making a poignant appraisal of the contemporary social situation.
His newest work, "Piss Easter Bunny", is equally provocative but reflect the artists view of the current economic crisis.
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> What kind of civil person does stuff like the can
> 'o shit or this gem
>
>
> Piss Christ
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
The artist here was making a poignant appraisal of the contemporary social situation.
His newest work, "Piss Easter Bunny", is equally provocative but reflect the artists view of the current economic crisis.
Re: ART
Posted by:
Hay Zeus
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Date: December 02, 2011 08:09AM
Hmmmm.....I'll start working on my own interpretations called "Piss Karl Marx" followed by "Shit Jong Il"
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Re: ART
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 02, 2011 12:01PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> > What kind of civil person does stuff like the
> can
> > 'o shit or this gem
> >
> >
> > Piss Christ
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
>
>
> The artist here was making a poignant appraisal of
> the contemporary social situation.
That's deep, Numbers.
I find this work of art to be a poignant appraisal of the contemporary social situation, but MoMA would be appalled.... probably call it trash or blasphemy.
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> > What kind of civil person does stuff like the
> can
> > 'o shit or this gem
> >
> >
> > Piss Christ
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
>
>
> The artist here was making a poignant appraisal of
> the contemporary social situation.
That's deep, Numbers.
I find this work of art to be a poignant appraisal of the contemporary social situation, but MoMA would be appalled.... probably call it trash or blasphemy.
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Re: ART
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 02, 2011 12:14PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
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>
> > What kind of civil person does stuff like the
> can
> > 'o shit or this gem
> >
> >
> > Piss Christ
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
>
>
> The artist here was making a poignant appraisal of
> the contemporary social situation.
>
> His newest work, "Piss Easter Bunny", is equally
> provocative but reflect the artists view of the
> current economic crisis.
Numbers,
What do you think of Robert Mapplethorpe's work?
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> Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> > What kind of civil person does stuff like the
> can
> > 'o shit or this gem
> >
> >
> > Piss Christ
> > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ
>
>
> The artist here was making a poignant appraisal of
> the contemporary social situation.
>
> His newest work, "Piss Easter Bunny", is equally
> provocative but reflect the artists view of the
> current economic crisis.
Numbers,
What do you think of Robert Mapplethorpe's work?
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 02, 2011 02:32PM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
Stinkfist
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Date: December 02, 2011 02:35PM
placing boots on a tree trunk is really impressive......
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 02, 2011 03:34PM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:29PM
Stinkfist Wrote:
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> placing boots on a tree trunk is really
> impressive......
+1
Blessed are the murderous.
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> placing boots on a tree trunk is really
> impressive......
+1
Blessed are the murderous.
Re: ART
Posted by:
Numbers
()
Date: December 02, 2011 11:23PM
eesh Wrote:
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> Numbers,
>
> What do you think of Robert Mapplethorpe's work?
As a photographer, I like some of his work. Not so crazy about some of his subject matter, but his use of lighting is pretty good.
Eesh, how do you feel about collaborating with me on a "Piss Alias" project. You submerge her face in piss and I'll take the picture. I'm sure the Hirschorn Museum will love it.
We could tell people it represents humorless scragbags on the fringes of society.
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> Numbers,
>
> What do you think of Robert Mapplethorpe's work?
As a photographer, I like some of his work. Not so crazy about some of his subject matter, but his use of lighting is pretty good.
Eesh, how do you feel about collaborating with me on a "Piss Alias" project. You submerge her face in piss and I'll take the picture. I'm sure the Hirschorn Museum will love it.
We could tell people it represents humorless scragbags on the fringes of society.
Re: ART
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 02, 2011 11:29PM
Numbers Wrote:
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> Eesh, how do you feel about collaborating with me
> on a "Piss Alias" project. You submerge her face
> in piss and I'll take the picture. I'm sure the
> Hirschorn Museum will love it.
Sounds good. I'll make sure I take plenty of vitamin B so my piss is as yellow as it can be.
Oh, and Alias has to use a bull whip like in Mapplethorpe's art.
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> Eesh, how do you feel about collaborating with me
> on a "Piss Alias" project. You submerge her face
> in piss and I'll take the picture. I'm sure the
> Hirschorn Museum will love it.
Sounds good. I'll make sure I take plenty of vitamin B so my piss is as yellow as it can be.
Oh, and Alias has to use a bull whip like in Mapplethorpe's art.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 03, 2011 08:50AM
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 04, 2011 01:36AM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: December 04, 2011 01:44AM
Alias, I'm going to bend you over and we're going to sound like a couple of monkeys in heat. It'll be called art, okay?
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: December 04, 2011 02:05AM
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Re: ART
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: December 04, 2011 02:12AM
Alias, I'm gone through a bottle of Gentleman Jack, some Baileys, and some of the Absinthe, and I just realized that I really dislike you. You give me bad vibes, Goodnight.
Blessed are the murderous.
Blessed are the murderous.
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Alias
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Date: December 04, 2011 02:28AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 12:06PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 12:06PM by Alias.