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what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:16PM

when I was a boy, my Dad threw an old broken toaster, a Big Gulp, and a hot-dog at me. All on different occasions. The hot-dog is the only one that hit me.

my brother one time threw the blade from an old lawn mower we found in a ditch by the ravine near our house at me. It missed me and landed in the ground. My mom once threw an encyclopedia at me. It was "M". That one did hit me; the corner of the book hit me right in the ear.

I have thrown a He-Man action figure (Man-E-Faces) at my brother, an old can of bolts at my sister, and a metal folding chair at my brother. The metal folding chair did hit him, in the ankle, and he needed stitches.

what kinds of things has your Dad or anyone else in your family thrown at you?
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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Ronaldo7 ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:19PM

a pan, shoes, cable box from what i remember

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:20PM

cool

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:21PM

I also threw a glass of Pepsi in my brother's face one time at the dinner table. He got up and started beating me, and my Dad had to break it up.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:22PM

another time, when we were at McDonald's, my brother sucker-punched me so hard right in the stomach that I fell down and couldn't breathe for two or three minutes. My Dad just grabbed my by the wrist and dragged me out of the restaurant and we went home.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:26PM

once when my grandparents were over, we were having Popeye's chicken for dinner, and my grandma was making me so mad that I just picked up my piece of chicken and threw it as hard as I could against the wall in the living room and then ran out of the house.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Ronaldo7 ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:27PM

nigga u crazy

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Ronaldo7 ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:29PM

i once pushed my bro in a shopping cart down a grassy hill. it toppled over like 5 times down the fucking hill. he broke his arm. that was funny as shit. should have been recorded....doing that before jackass even came out. got my assbeat for that

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:30PM

one time me and my brother found an old rifle in my grandparent's closet and got our parents to agree to let us keep it, but only if we didn't horse around with it at all. By the end of the night when our grandma and grandpa were leaving, my brother and I started arguing over who got to hold it and he took the butt of the rifle and hit me in the face with it. Our Dad took the rifle, gave it back to our grandpa, and they left.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:33PM

Ronaldo7 Wrote:
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> i once pushed my bro in a shopping cart down a
> grassy hill. it toppled over like 5 times down the
> fucking hill. he broke his arm. that was funny as
> shit. should have been recorded....doing that
> before jackass even came out. got my assbeat for
> that


that's funny.

one time me and my brother were over at Teddy and Charlie Jordasch's house and there was no parental supervision around. We got Teddy to jump off the roof of their house playing Superman, and he broke his arm and there was bone sticking out and he was bleeding a lot. Me and my brother and our other friend, Josh, left as soon as that happened.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Ellis ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:40PM

We found carbon paper in the garbage bin in the parking lot at Hirshmann's, where we would play at night when it was closed.

A new kid in the neighborhood, Howard Fineman, agreed to let us rub the carbon paper on his face, turning it a very dark, very hard to remove shade of blue.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 10:01PM

Ellis Wrote:
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> We found carbon paper in the garbage bin in the
> parking lot at Hirshmann's, where we would play at
> night when it was closed.
>
> A new kid in the neighborhood, Howard Fineman,
> agreed to let us rub the carbon paper on his face,
> turning it a very dark, very hard to remove shade
> of blue.


it's always funnier when you use real, full names. Good one.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Ellis ()
Date: November 23, 2011 10:39PM

Howard Fineman moved into the neighborhood late, relatively speaking, around age 9 or 10, after our gang had grown up and hung out together from age 4 or 5.

I remember he invited us all to a birthday party around the time he moved in, at which he performed magic tricks. It was all rather odd, and didn't seem to fit the climate or sensibility of our lives.

He was not an overt misfit, but a quietly strange person. I don't know if he was trying to brown-nose us, so to speak, in agreeing to be carbon-papered, or if he had some other strange motive. Because there was something a bit odd about him.

A few months after the carbon paper incident - his parents spoke to my parents, and I was rebuked* - I was hanging out with him for some reason, and we were walking somewhere, a park or something. He said he had to pee. He walked up a slope of grass next to the sidewalk, towards a tree, and I sat down at the base of the slope, facing away from him, waiting for him to finish. Just looking around. Then I felt a splattering on the back of my head and neck. It took a few moments for it to register. I think I looked straight up at first, thinking there was something dripping on me from the tree branches. Then I turned around and he was staring at me, urinating on me - continuing to urinate on me. I jumped up, shocked. He had an odd smile on his face. Somehow not a "getting even" smile (for the carbon paper, presumably), rather there was something "off" in his affect, in the way he was staring at me.

I walked home through the summer heat with the pee dripping down my back, and don't recall that I ever spoke to him again.


*In defending myself, I emphasized, truthfully, that we didn't force it on. We asked him if it would be okay. We asked him if he was SURE it would be okay. And he kept saying yes, yes, yes, and we finally did it.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:49PM

we used to hang out at Marcus Sherinden's house because he had this huge basement with air hockey and a pool table and a big TV and all sorts of cool stuff. But we all thought he was kind of weird. He was one of "those" kids......his parents were really into 'family values' and S........I remember the look of shock on Kenny Allen's face when Marcus told us we couldn't watch The Simpsons on his big screen TV because his parents said they 'espoused poor family values'........Marcus went on to become a doctor, I think. As far as I know, Kenny Allen lives in Arizona now. Kenny Allen got kicked out of the Sherindens' home permanently when he set fire to a big plush stuffed bear toy in the basement during a sleepover. Kenny liked fire.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: In the News ()
Date: November 24, 2011 12:14AM

A recent sighting of Kenny Allen, allegedly.
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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Funny as fuck ()
Date: November 24, 2011 03:49AM

This story had me rolling! Lmao


llis Wrote:
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> Howard Fineman moved into the neighborhood late,
> relatively speaking, around age 9 or 10, after our
> gang had grown up and hung out together from age 4
> or 5.
>
> I remember he invited us all to a birthday party
> around the time he moved in, at which he performed
> magic tricks. It was all rather odd, and didn't
> seem to fit the climate or sensibility of our
> lives.
>
> He was not an overt misfit, but a quietly strange
> person. I don't know if he was trying to
> brown-nose us, so to speak, in agreeing to be
> carbon-papered, or if he had some other strange
> motive. Because there was something a bit odd
> about him.
>
> A few months after the carbon paper incident - his
> parents spoke to my parents, and I was rebuked* -
> I was hanging out with him for some reason, and we
> were walking somewhere, a park or something. He
> said he had to pee. He walked up a slope of grass
> next to the sidewalk, towards a tree, and I sat
> down at the base of the slope, facing away from
> him, waiting for him to finish. Just looking
> around. Then I felt a splattering on the back of
> my head and neck. It took a few moments for it to
> register. I think I looked straight up at first,
> thinking there was something dripping on me from
> the tree branches. Then I turned around and he
> was staring at me, urinating on me - continuing to
> urinate on me. I jumped up, shocked. He had an
> odd smile on his face. Somehow not a "getting
> even" smile (for the carbon paper, presumably),
> rather there was something "off" in his affect, in
> the way he was staring at me.
>
> I walked home through the summer heat with the pee
> dripping down my back, and don't recall that I
> ever spoke to him again.
>
>
> *In defending myself, I emphasized, truthfully,
> that we didn't force it on. We asked him if it
> would be okay. We asked him if he was SURE it
> would be okay. And he kept saying yes, yes, yes,
> and we finally did it.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:06AM

requetsing Tuttle comments

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:08AM

My dad has thrown me an "I'm too tired and lazy to do anything productive today"...

It hit me...

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:09AM

Harryo why are you so Mad at your Dad? it really doesn't sound like he did anything too bad to deserve you being so Mad at him? WHy?

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:14AM

because he was a big faggot pussy... What kind of role model is that?

It's ok to let everyone walk all over you... it's ok to start something and never finish it... It's not ok to ask tough questions...

Disgusting...

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:19AM

maybe your dad had social anxiety? maybe he was shy dad? you need 2 B more sensittive to your Dad. He has feelings too.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:23AM

Read your own dad threads, dood...

Dad's aren't supposed to have feelings... Dad's are supposed to be machines... Dad's aren't supposed to whine... and pussyfoot...

DAD'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TOUCH YOUR LITTLE BROTHER'S PENIS!

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> maybe your dad had social anxiety? maybe he was
> shy dad? you need 2 B more sensittive to your Dad.
> He has feelings too.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:23AM

He did... What a vagina...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> maybe your dad had social anxiety?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:26AM

> DAD'S AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TOUCH YOUR LITTLE
> BROTHER'S PENIS!
>



don't say thing s like that! He didn't do that. Come on, now.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:26AM

Dad is a soft machine, dude. He's a soft machine.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:27AM

Read it again... I never said my dad did that...


BUT HE DID! MY DAD TOUCHED MY BROTHER JACOB'S PENIS WHILE MY MOM WAS WORKING TO PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE! I HAD TO WATCH IN HORROR...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> don't say thing s like that! He didn't do that.
> Come on, now.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:28AM

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT! I FAILED MY BROTHER... I SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING...

I HATE HIM...

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:31AM

maybe your brother had a dirty peinis and it needed to be washed or something

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:56AM

This is too much.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:56AM

Happy Thanksgiving by the way.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 02:32PM

poopstick Wrote:
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> Happy Thanksgiving by the way.


yea happpy ThankGiving man I hope you eat some lots of Turkeys sometime

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Ole my papa!!! ()
Date: November 24, 2011 06:09PM

Broke the butt end of a daisy BB gun over my back.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 24, 2011 06:44PM

Harry Tuttle had a strict father that dished out discipline like no tomorrow. It is obvious that Tuttle yearns still for this strict discipline. I will satisfy that craving, that desire for a daddy figure.

I will literally bend Harry Tuttle to my will and offer a firm hand in his life 24/7.




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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:04PM

not very hot...

eesh, you took a hot topic and made it a not-so-hot topic...

shame and such

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:17PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> not very hot...
>
> eesh, you took a hot topic and made it a
> not-so-hot topic...
>
> shame and such
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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:20PM

Now I'm wondering if I should masturbate a little...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 07:47PM

harry tttle is so mad right now it scaring me

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: ronsen ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:23PM

Kittie gotz thrown to da ground by her daddy and hit wit dat belt. I say my daughter gonna be a tough one ya hear. She gonna get da back of my hand in her face so she knowz what itll be like when she gets hit by her husband.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:34PM

I hate that stupid French bitch from the Bruce Willis segment of Pulp Fiction. The one who talks about her pot belly and her blueberry pancakes. That stupid whore seriously almost ruins the movie, every god damn time. I'm watching her stupid face right now and it's making me angry.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:35PM

SHE LEFT HIS FATHER'S WATCH ON THE STUPID KANGAROO! He almost died because of her. Dumb BITCH.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:40PM

shit's about to hit the fan.......Bruce can't find his F-ing watch. Here we go.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:40PM

she left it on the little kangaroo.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:41PM

enjoy your blueberry pancakes, bitch.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Date: November 24, 2011 09:00PM

I threw a phone at my mom once and it hit her in the face. She cried and I felt really bad. Then I stole her car the same night, I was 14. She had my dad come over the next day to scream in my face, and I got scared and apologized for being a vile little cunt.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: The best part ()
Date: November 24, 2011 09:34PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I hate that stupid French bitch from the Bruce
> Willis segment of Pulp Fiction. The one who talks
> about her pot belly and her blueberry pancakes.
> That stupid whore seriously almost ruins the
> movie, every god damn time. I'm watching her
> stupid face right now and it's making me angry.


Zed played a good role.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 24, 2011 09:35PM

I think french girl is endearing...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: walterzumwalter ()
Date: November 25, 2011 12:37AM

one time my daddy threw my lil baby sister at me..we were only 3 and 5

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: November 25, 2011 12:42AM

ronsen Wrote:
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> Kittie gotz thrown to da ground by her daddy and
> hit wit dat belt. I say my daughter gonna be a
> tough one ya hear. She gonna get da back of my
> hand in her face so she knowz what itll be like
> when she gets hit by her husband.


Ronsen,

Why are you mean to me? Im a sweet angel.

Love,

Kit

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 01:07AM

kitttir i luv u

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Diary of a madman ()
Date: February 14, 2015 08:28PM

Dear Diary

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: misery tuttle ()
Date: February 14, 2015 09:26PM

Sounds like misery/harry tuttles dad threw dad that nut into his head a little too hard

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: he gonna wiz on miz ()
Date: February 14, 2015 11:56PM

Daddys gonna throw all kinds of shit when the case doesn't go according to plan.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Angry dad ()
Date: February 15, 2015 12:03AM

he gonna wiz on miz Wrote:
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> Daddys gonna throw all kinds of shit when the case
> doesn't go according to plan.


LOL

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: flight 1 ()
Date: February 15, 2015 09:04PM

My dad never threw shit at me. My dad threw ME. Right through a fucking interior door. Kids have it easy today.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: True The Vote ! ()
Date: February 15, 2015 09:13PM

I bet you did'nt do that again. What did you you do?

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: fat psycho ()
Date: October 01, 2015 02:50AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> once when my grandparents were over, we were
> having Popeye's chicken for dinner, and my grandma
> was making me so mad that I just picked up my
> piece of chicken and threw it as hard as I could
> against the wall in the living room and then ran
> out of the house.

i believe it

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: poor relationship with father ()
Date: November 18, 2015 08:57PM

well now we know that this is a true story

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: buttchugger ()
Date: November 18, 2015 11:39PM

Some judge is getting ready to throw a 4 year term at me.

#STILLWINNING

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Dad ()
Date: July 10, 2016 11:50PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> another time, when we were at McDonald's, my
> brother sucker-punched me so hard right in the
> stomach that I fell down and couldn't breathe for
> two or three minutes. My Dad just grabbed my by
> the wrist and dragged me out of the restaurant and
> we went home.
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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Abusive family ()
Date: November 12, 2019 11:37PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> another time, when we were at McDonald's, my
> brother sucker-punched me so hard right in the
> stomach that I fell down and couldn't breathe for
> two or three minutes. My Dad just grabbed my by
> the wrist and dragged me out of the restaurant and
> we went home.

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: fuck-stick ()
Date: December 24, 2023 05:26AM

Merry Christmas!

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Re: what kinds of things has your Dad thrown at you?
Posted by: Well, you are what you eat... ()
Date: December 24, 2023 11:13PM

Meade (screaming like a girl): "mahdi! your weinie is stuck in my poopie chute! it's so tight! owwwwwww...!"
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