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Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:50PM

It's that time of the year to be thankful for what we have and to remember those that are less fortunate than us...



Case in point, chuckhoffmann has been out of work for several years now, and has expressed grief over using food stamps to feed him and his daughter. He's been really bitter over his mother not supporting him financially, and upset that his IT knowledge is outdated and irrelevant to the current job market.

He says he knows he is a loser for being in his forties, unmarried, unemployed, and living with his mother.

I'm thinking about sending him a care package over the holidays, but I need suggestions as to what to send him. I know he likes smoking a pack a day, but I don't think I can ship tobacco products. Maybe some deodorant, razors, and toothpaste? I wonder if he would like some books to read...

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:51PM

I'll chip in for a shit ton of Ramon Noodles...

...yes... Ramon...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Internet??? ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:52PM

Who pays his Internet bill?

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:53PM

We should get him a diary...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:54PM

Internet??? Wrote:
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> Who pays his Internet bill?




Good question. He says he uses connections from unsecured routers in the neighborhood.

See? You've to help him.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Sauce ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:55PM

Canned food. I have some cranberry sauce I can give.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:57PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> We should get him a diary...




It's funny you should say that. I was talking with chuck recently and he said he loves this site because it's a never-ending book. He just sits in the basement reading FFXU all day; I told him he helps write this book and he liked that.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:59PM

It's... it's beautiful...

eesh Wrote:
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> It's funny you should say that. I was talking with
> chuck recently and he said he loves this site
> because it's a never-ending book. He just sits in
> the basement reading FFXU all day; I told him he
> helps write this book and he liked that.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 23, 2011 07:00PM

Sauce Wrote:
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> Canned food. I have some cranberry sauce I can
> give.




Canned goods is great! We should watch that we send him only healthy stuff, we don't want to make little 'hoffmann unhealthy!

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Double Tea Eff ()
Date: November 23, 2011 07:04PM

I think you are chuck and you should go eat your thanksgiving chickey in a can

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 23, 2011 07:07PM

Double Tea Eff Wrote:
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> I think you are chuck and you should go eat your
> thanksgiving chickey in a can





I think you are Eli and you should go back to wearing your super cool space helmet.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Double Tea Eff ()
Date: November 23, 2011 07:13PM

But I'm not and that's what's so funneh

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: November 23, 2011 07:18PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'll chip in for a shit ton of Ramon Noodles...
>
> ...yes... Ramon...
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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: November 23, 2011 07:25PM

Every care package should have some meds. He needs Tylenol,Pepto,Pepcid AC ...ect.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Poor guy ()
Date: November 23, 2011 07:32PM

Hell, I'm in dire straits myself, but I'll include this sucker in my prayers. Can't hurt.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Pancho ()
Date: November 23, 2011 07:51PM

Always something with this guy!!! Hell, I guess I can do him a favor and send him a couple cans of corn chowder and pumpkin pie filling. God damn charity case!!!!!!!!

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:13PM

Why don't you just send him a gift card to a local grocery store? This will allow him to buy what he needs and not what you think he needs.

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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:23PM

He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> Why don't you just send him a gift card to a local
> grocery store? This will allow him to buy what he
> needs and not what you think he needs.




When you give a homeless man a dollar, do you think it will definitely be used for food? Of course not, there is a good chance it will go towards the purchase of a bottle of MD 20/20.

Giving chuckhoffmann a gift card does not guarantee he will use it for necessary items.

Tough love, you might say.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Dustin ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:26PM

He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> Why don't you just send him a gift card to a local
> grocery store? This will allow him to buy what he
> needs and not what you think he needs.


He'll blow it on Porn Magazines and orange soda, meanwhile the kids will starve.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:27PM

I'll contribute a few cans of beets, beans and cream of mushroom soup. Close to expiration, of course.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:28PM

Dustin Wrote:
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> He Is Delusional Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why don't you just send him a gift card to a
> local
> > grocery store? This will allow him to buy what
> he
> > needs and not what you think he needs.
>
>
> He'll blow it on Porn Magazines and orange soda,
> meanwhile the kids will starve.




For real. Think of the children.



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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:30PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
> When you give a homeless man a dollar, do you
> think it will definitely be used for food? Of
> course not, there is a good chance it will go
> towards the purchase of a bottle of MD 20/20.
>
> Giving chuckhoffmann a gift card does not
> guarantee he will use it for necessary items.
>
> Tough love, you might say.

Giant doesn't sell MD 20/20.

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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Red Jerome at the shelter ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:44PM

I gotta couple three cases of Bush's Hominy grits and refried beans. Fuckin bums here won't eat the shit,( they're too good for that type of food.). That might help some..

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 24, 2011 08:50AM


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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: The Eesh-ful Truth ()
Date: November 24, 2011 09:45AM

He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> Why don't you just send him a gift card to a local
> grocery store? This will allow him to buy what he
> needs and not what you think he needs.

No one is actually going to send chuckhoffman anything. This is just another one of eesh's many threads attacking chuckhoffman.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 24, 2011 10:07AM

The Eesh-ful Truth Wrote:
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> No one is actually going to send chuckhoffman
> anything. This is just another one of eesh's many
> threads attacking chuckhoffman.






Just send me a wish list Chuck and I'll see what I can do. We're here for you, don't let the clouded thinking of depression tell you that you are being made fun of.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: November 24, 2011 10:47AM

This comment made me sad. Are you in need for real?


The Eesh-ful Truth Wrote:
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> He Is Delusional Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why don't you just send him a gift card to a
> local
> > grocery store? This will allow him to buy what
> he
> > needs and not what you think he needs.
>
> No one is actually going to send chuckhoffman
> anything. This is just another one of eesh's many
> threads attacking chuckhoffman.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Philanthropic Endeavors ()
Date: November 24, 2011 10:54AM

Donations accepted here:


I also accept gift cards to Walmart and CVS, or, if you want to buy my daughter a treat, Papa Johns, McDonalds, and Toys "R" Us.

Please direct donations of food and toiletries to your local food bank.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:50AM

Chuck,

Forget this crap from Eesh. It's sad to see what a schmuck the guy is as he tries to smear the crap. Actually, I can understand when people have tough times in their lives. If you'd like, I could take you out to lunch this weekend. I'm good for anything but sushi. I can't eat bait. However, all other cultures of food are fine by me - even a good ol' American cheeseburger. PM me if interested.

I'm serious. I will not sell you out. I will not use this as an opportunity to smear you or to come back here and twist you in any way.

Happy Thanksgiving !!

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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: WW2/Korea C-ration surplus ()
Date: November 24, 2011 06:06PM

Some Army/Navy stores carries these C or K rations. A complete meal includes can of Spam, 3 cigarettes (non filter), dentyne gum, crackers, Sanka coffee and sometimes can of sardines or mixed fruit salad. Good stuff, cheap.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Care Package Doubtful ()
Date: November 25, 2011 02:31PM

Dustin Wrote:
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> He'll blow it on Porn Magazines and orange soda,
> meanwhile the kids will starve.

The former suggestion is of course ridiculous, as chuckhoffman has access to the largest collection of pornography ever assembled in human history: the Internet.

Additionally, chuckhoffman rarely drinks orange soda. He prefers Kool-Aid, as it is quite cheap (25¢ for unsweetened packets, plus the cost of sugar).

Lastly, chuckhoffman notices that no donations have yet been made via his Paypal donation button, further reinforcing his argument that this entire thread, rather than being a legitimate attempt to assist him and his daughter, is in fact yet another attack on him by eesh.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 25, 2011 02:42PM

I don't give homeless people money... I buy them food...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 25, 2011 02:52PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I don't give homeless people money... I buy them
> food...


OK, Harry. So what have you purchased for Chuck Hoffman to help him out?

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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Most homeless folk ()
Date: November 25, 2011 02:54PM

Are willing to work for food.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 25, 2011 03:24PM

I don't know if you realize this... But we're in a thread to create a care package for Chuck... We are currently brainstorming on what items would be most beneficial..

Impostor HID...

He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't give homeless people money... I buy
> them
> > food...
>
>
> OK, Harry. So what have you purchased for Chuck
> Hoffman to help him out?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 25, 2011 08:49PM

Care Package Doubtful Wrote:
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> Dustin Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > He'll blow it on Porn Magazines and orange
> soda,
> > meanwhile the kids will starve.
>
> The former suggestion is of course ridiculous, as
> chuckhoffman has access to the largest collection
> of pornography ever assembled in human history:
> the Internet.
>
> Additionally, chuckhoffman rarely drinks orange
> soda. He prefers Kool-Aid, as it is quite cheap
> (25¢ for unsweetened packets, plus the cost
> of sugar).
>
> Lastly, chuckhoffman notices that no donations
> have yet been made via his Paypal donation button,
> further reinforcing his argument that this entire
> thread, rather than being a legitimate attempt to
> assist him and his daughter, is in fact yet
> another attack on him by eesh.




Chuck, do you always refer to yourself in third person? I am not giving you money, as I don't think it will be used as intended by the giver.


Tell me what you want, and I'll assemble a care package.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/25/2011 08:49PM by eesh.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Date: November 25, 2011 08:58PM

eesh, why do you dislike chuck so much? Inquiring minds would like to know

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 25, 2011 09:03PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> eesh, why do you dislike chuck so much? Inquiring
> minds would like to know




His sins are too varied and extensive to explore in this thread, but needless to say, he is a special project of mine.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Date: November 25, 2011 09:11PM

Short version?

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 25, 2011 10:32PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Short version?

To put it succinctly:

1) Eesh tried to make it appear like he had a kind heart for the Holidays.

2) He tried to organize a care package for Chuck Hoffman.

3) Eesh failed at this, too. Just like he fails at everything else in his life.

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I'm the real H.I.D. If you question my identity, just hit the quote button on one of my posts and look for any of the "L" characters that have been replaced by the uppercase "I" character. That will tell you who the fake is.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 24, 2011 03:55PM

I wonder if Chuck Hoffmann is going to have a Christmas this year.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Eesh is mean ()
Date: December 25, 2011 03:20PM

Why didn't you follow through on your promise eesh?
You are heartless

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 25, 2011 04:51PM

Eesh is mean Wrote:
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> Why didn't you follow through on your promise
> eesh?
> You are heartless





I kept Chuck in my thoughts. Hopefully Santa brought something for little Hoffmann this year.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Wuhhh ()
Date: December 25, 2011 05:18PM

thoughts don't feed the hungry man

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Santa ()
Date: December 25, 2011 05:21PM

I don't visit poor people homes.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Yuletide Spirit ()
Date: December 25, 2011 06:59PM

Santa Wrote:
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> I don't visit poor people homes.

Because my family seems to believe that punishing my daughter at Christmas somehow punishes ME, here's my daughter's Christmas haul this year:

*A ten dollar bill from her grandmother (which I promptly took away from her for "safe keeping")
*A ten dollar bill from her aunt and uncle (similarly confiscated for "safe keeping")
*A copy of the game "Junior Scrabble" (from Toys for Tots; they didn't have much of a selection by the time I got there)
*A toy baby doll (also from Toys for Tots)
*A plastic "Fairy Princess Play Set" (Ages 3+, she broke the tiara when she tried to take it out of the package.)
*Two used "Thomas the Tank Engine" video tapes
*Two used "Bob the Builder" video tapes
*Two used "Blues Clues" video tapes (My daughter is 10.)
*Several hand-me down tee shirts and pairs of pants from her male cousins.(My favorites were the two "Ultimate Fighting Championship" tee shirts.)
*A package of tube socks. (Boys size 6-8)
*A set of ear buds. (My daughter does not own any electronic devices to which she can plug in the aforementioned ear buds.)
*A "High Fashion Doll" that looks to be from the Dollar store. (My daughter's response to this was, "What a piece of crap!")
*A bag of black licorice jelly beans.
*A bag of chocolate covered coffee beans.(I suspect some regifting was involved here.)
*Two chocolate Santas.

I, of course, got nothing, so I gifted myself with a 6-pack of beer and a pack of cigarettes.

My daughter asked me "Why is Christmas so crappy this year?"

My answer? "Because Santa hates poor people."

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 25, 2011 07:06PM

I take it the twenty dollars that was meant for her somehow managed to fund your beer and tobacco habit. amirite?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Date: December 25, 2011 07:07PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I take it the twenty dollars that was meant for
> her somehow managed to fund your beer and tobacco
> habit. amirite?


uaresorite

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Yuletide Spirit ()
Date: December 25, 2011 07:11PM

Forgot one gift:

A gift bag with a bar of Dial soap and a bottle of Breck shampoo in it from her great aunt, likely her unsubtle way of implying that my daughter stinks.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 25, 2011 07:20PM

Is your daughter a tomboy?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: December 25, 2011 08:35PM

You pathetic piece of shit. I hope your daughter slits your throat while you sleep.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 13, 2013 03:36PM

bump

Season for caring is among us!

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 13, 2013 10:51PM

Chuck, would you like some of my old textbooks for Christmas?

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Special project ()
Date: February 03, 2015 04:48AM

eesh Wrote:
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> betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh, why do you dislike chuck so much?
> Inquiring
> > minds would like to know

>
>
>
> His sins are too varied and extensive to explore
> in this thread, but needless to say, he is a
> special project of mine.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Eesh is poor ()
Date: March 19, 2015 03:11PM

Eesh is so poor he can't even afford a lawyer..

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: he broke ()
Date: March 19, 2015 03:35PM

Eesh is poor Wrote:
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> Eesh is so poor he can't even afford a lawyer..


+1

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: fourlegs ()
Date: March 19, 2015 03:49PM

Eesh is poor Wrote:
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> Eesh is so poor he can't even afford a lawyer..


This thread just came around and bit Eesh in the ass.

___________________________________________________________
“Imitation is suicide.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: lawyer monies ()
Date: March 19, 2015 04:20PM

fourlegs Wrote:
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> Eesh is poor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Eesh is so poor he can't even afford a lawyer..
>
>
> This thread just came around and bit Eesh in the
> ass.


+1

Seriously how poor do you have to be to not have a few grand saved up for emergencies. And to think he brought ALL of this on himself...

No sympathy from me, I hope he gets fried in court.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Hoffman vs Basl ()
Date: March 23, 2015 05:17PM

Value Estimate: $315,000
Value Low: $274,050
Value High: $355,950
Payment Estimate: --
Rent Estimate: $2,230
Tax Estimate: $2,392
SmartZip InvestorScore: 79
Bathroom(s): 2
Square Ft: 1,452
Lot Size: --
Property Type: OTHER
Year Built: 1968
Monthly Est. Mortgage: $1,319
Monthly Est. Insurance: $85
Monthly Property Tax: $268.62
Price Per SqFt: $200
Last Sold Date: 10/05/2009
Last Sold Price: $225,000




Basl



Estimated Value: $138,577
Monthly Value Change: -2%
Last Updated: 03/15/2015
Square Ft: 1,471
Lot Size: --
Property Type: Single Family Home
Year Built: 1967
Monthly Est. Mortgage: $718
Monthly Est. Insurance: $46
Monthly Property Tax: $106.65
Price Per SqFt: $107
Last Sold Date: 12/29/2010

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: GNwmD ()
Date: March 23, 2015 06:09PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's that time of the year to be thankful for what
> we have and to remember those that are less
> fortunate than us...


NO ONE on ffx is less fortunate than you eesh

chuck's house is worth TWICE as much as your little shack

and chuck is still posting and NOT getting sued

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: The Reversal ()
Date: March 23, 2015 06:35PM

The reversal in this thread brings to mind the reversal Alex underwent in Clockwork Orange.

Or at least the first couple of steps in that reversal.

Things wouldn't be complete until a ragged, homeless eesh stumbles upon Chuck's doorstep in the driving rain and asks for shelter.

And Chuck hears him singing Singin' in the Rain in the bathtub.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Intermediate Beat ()
Date: March 23, 2015 06:41PM

The equivalent of Alex's meet-up with Dim:

When eesh gets out of prison, he hitches a ride... from a driver who turns out to be... friskydingo.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: jkytJ ()
Date: March 23, 2015 07:22PM

eesh is envious of chuck

chuck is actually smart and has a child

eesh is mentally retarded and can't afford a dog

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh so poor... ()
Date: March 24, 2015 06:40PM

jkytJ Wrote:
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> eesh is envious of chuck
>
> chuck is actually smart and has a child
>
> eesh is mentally retarded and can't afford a dog


He couldn't afford to raise a gerbil.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: 'Cept coal ()
Date: March 26, 2015 12:39AM

Santa Wrote:
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> I don't visit poor people homes.


No wonder Michael never gets any presents.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: h3JVF ()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:50PM

GNwmD Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's that time of the year to be thankful for
> what
> > we have and to remember those that are less
> > fortunate than us...
>
>
> NO ONE on ffx is less fortunate than you eesh
>
> chuck's house is worth TWICE as much as your
> little shack
>
> and chuck is still posting and NOT getting sued


Chuck is also not in jail

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: April 05, 2016 02:54PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/06/2016 08:37PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Michael Basl the less fortunate ()
Date: April 15, 2016 11:13AM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's that time of the year to be thankful for what
> we have and to remember those that are less
> fortunate than us...
>
>
>
> Case in point, chuckhoffmann has been out of work
> for several years now, and has expressed grief
> over using food stamps to feed him and his
> daughter. He's been really bitter over his mother
> not supporting him financially, and upset that his
> IT knowledge is outdated and irrelevant to the
> current job market.
>
> He says he knows he is a loser for being in his
> forties, unmarried, unemployed, and living with
> his mother.
>
> I'm thinking about sending him a care package over
> the holidays, but I need suggestions as to what to
> send him. I know he likes smoking a pack a day,
> but I don't think I can ship tobacco products.
> Maybe some deodorant, razors, and toothpaste? I
> wonder if he would like some books to read...
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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: nkVdP ()
Date: April 15, 2016 11:31AM

Michael Basl the less fortunate Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's that time of the year to be thankful for
> what
> > we have and to remember those that are less
> > fortunate than us...
> >
> >
> >
> > Case in point, chuckhoffmann has been out of
> work
> > for several years now, and has expressed grief
> > over using food stamps to feed him and his
> > daughter. He's been really bitter over his
> mother
> > not supporting him financially, and upset that
> his
> > IT knowledge is outdated and irrelevant to the
> > current job market.
> >
> > He says he knows he is a loser for being in his
> > forties, unmarried, unemployed, and living with
> > his mother.
> >
> > I'm thinking about sending him a care package
> over
> > the holidays, but I need suggestions as to what
> to
> > send him. I know he likes smoking a pack a day,
> > but I don't think I can ship tobacco products.
> > Maybe some deodorant, razors, and toothpaste? I
> > wonder if he would like some books to read...


...and still fat

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Date: April 15, 2016 12:43PM

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: How You Know Eesh ()
Date: April 15, 2016 01:58PM

Well, you could try telling an edited version of the truth. No need to mention that eesh has stalked you. Given all the ridiculous crap I've seen on GoFundMe, I can't imagine their standards are too high to create a campaign. You could refer to eesh as an online acquaintance of many years who has recently run into some bad luck and needs the moral support provided by knowing that his fellow posters on a local forum wish him well and are trying to ease his pain. Some bullshit like that.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Bad luck lol ()
Date: April 15, 2016 02:00PM

Actually, you should indeed mention that eesh stalked you amd that he's in jail for stalking someone else.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Date: April 15, 2016 03:01PM

why would anyone give anything to this man?!! whether he's personally wronged you or not he is a known stalker, creep, and all around psychotic jerk. he made his own bed, now he should lay in it like he deserves to.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: No one cares about Michael Basl ()
Date: April 16, 2016 09:58AM

btybforgotmypassword Wrote:
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> why would anyone give anything to this man?!!
> whether he's personally wronged you or not he is a
> known stalker, creep, and all around psychotic
> jerk. he made his own bed, now he should lay in it
> like he deserves to.


It's been 21 days and people are still pretending not to know how to send him money. The question has been asked over and over and is readily available online to find out how and yet, not one single person has donated anything, lol.

It's just trolling, fun and making sure eesh knows we were all thinking about him while he was away, but that nobody likes him enough to do anything about it.

I say giving him a dollar is worse than nothing, because he can't do anything with a dollar. Rent is $2 a day, but he would get the notice that someone gave him a dollar. lol, but guess what? I'm not doing it! He isn't worth it.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Date: April 16, 2016 10:21AM

No one cares about Michael Basl Wrote:
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> btybforgotmypassword Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why would anyone give anything to this man?!!
> > whether he's personally wronged you or not he is
> a
> > known stalker, creep, and all around psychotic
> > jerk. he made his own bed, now he should lay in
> it
> > like he deserves to.
>
>
> It's been 21 days and people are still pretending
> not to know how to send him money. The question
> has been asked over and over and is readily
> available online to find out how and yet, not one
> single person has donated anything, lol.
>
> It's just trolling, fun and making sure eesh knows
> we were all thinking about him while he was away,
> but that nobody likes him enough to do anything
> about it.
>
> I say giving him a dollar is worse than nothing,
> because he can't do anything with a dollar. Rent
> is $2 a day, but he would get the notice that
> someone gave him a dollar. lol, but guess what?
> I'm not doing it! He isn't worth it.

I say we alternate sending him a nickel every other day. We can start a list!

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Couldn't be me ()
Date: April 16, 2016 01:50PM

Chuck you are a bigger man. I'd be pissed if this boy did this to my child.
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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh's new daddy ()
Date: April 16, 2016 01:57PM

I'd just mail him a letter written on toilet paper
Wipe before sending

Hmmm, if it could be called a biological weapon, than scratch that

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh the retarded criminal ()
Date: April 16, 2016 02:14PM

Actually the fact that it has been nearly 3 weeks and nobody has done anything to help him shows what an evil despicable piece of shit he really is.

Fuck him. He deserves everything shitty that comes his way for the way he chooses to behave and treat others.

Totally useless evil piece of shit.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Enough said ()
Date: April 16, 2016 02:19PM

Well, that was my point. No one is doing anything and most likely won't. No one likes eesh, online or IRL. All the people who pretend to support him I just trolling. If they were really on his side they would go to court with him or at least send money in their own name and with address attached.

And yet no one wants to do it because everyone knows who he is and what he's about and no one wants to become his next victim.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: add to his misery ()
Date: April 16, 2016 06:08PM

Do they allow dildos to be sent? I'm talking realistic that would crack up the whole cell block.
If so, where to find a cheap one? Dont care if its durable, just need to get him labeled a fag

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: HUbeX ()
Date: April 16, 2016 06:13PM

add to his misery Wrote:
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> Do they allow dildos to be sent?

What do you really think?

> just need to get him labeled a fag

He doesn't need any help with that.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Date: April 16, 2016 07:30PM

HUbeX Wrote:
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> add to his misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do they allow dildos to be sent?
>
> What do you really think?
>
> > just need to get him labeled a fag
>
> He doesn't need any help with that.

This post made me chortle

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: MY 5 ()
Date: April 17, 2016 01:46AM

btybforgotmypassword Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I say we alternate sending him a nickel every
> other day. We can start a list!


That's funny but no one will even give him that much.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Date: April 17, 2016 03:57AM

MY 5 Wrote:
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> btybforgotmypassword Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I say we alternate sending him a nickel every
> > other day. We can start a list!
>
>
> That's funny but no one will even give him that
> much.

penny?

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: xMyLx ()
Date: April 17, 2016 04:00AM

btybforgotmypassword Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> MY 5 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > btybforgotmypassword Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I say we alternate sending him a nickel every
> > > other day. We can start a list!
> >
> >
> > That's funny but no one will even give him that
> > much.
>
> penny?


stop obsessing over eesh

and good luck with your female to male transistion

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Date: April 17, 2016 04:01AM

how did you know I'm transitioning?

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Lolollololllll ()
Date: April 17, 2016 07:53AM

LOL! Nope, not even a penny for my thoughts.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: 3VK9u ()
Date: April 17, 2016 12:20PM

Lolollololllll Wrote:
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> LOL! Nope, not even a penny for my thoughts.

You'd need a brain to have thoughts. We all know that's absent.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Mhmmmmm ()
Date: April 17, 2016 12:41PM

Yes, my lack of a brain is why eesh is in jail right now and I'm not lol

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: ah, here we are! ()
Date: November 21, 2018 09:47PM

eesh and chuck have oome history on this forum...

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: did chuck borrow money from eesh ()
Date: November 21, 2018 11:29PM

(Way back when eesh had money to lend)

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: kids on the way too ()
Date: November 21, 2018 11:38PM

Eesh has money now, but now he is responsible for more people than just himself.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh to be a daddy? ()
Date: November 21, 2018 11:48PM

did he have a kid with katie?

I can seee why he left FFU - katie's father would kill him if he didn't.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: kid. ()
Date: November 22, 2018 12:08AM

Many reasons for eesh to stay out of trouble. Katie's father provided the finances for the pizza franchise.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Does anyone know? ()
Date: November 22, 2018 02:22PM

What's the basis for the Basl vs. Hoffmann lawsuit?

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh lent chuck money ()
Date: November 22, 2018 02:46PM

It was ostensibly for chuck to take some IT courses and get his career back on track.

Instead, chuck used the money to buy an Amway distributorship. Of course, the money was soon gone.

Now eesh needs his money back.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: did anyone send eesh $? ()
Date: December 31, 2019 10:38PM

No one cares about Michael Basl Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> btybforgotmypassword Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why would anyone give anything to this man?!!
> > whether he's personally wronged you or not he is
> a
> > known stalker, creep, and all around psychotic
> > jerk. he made his own bed, now he should lay in
> it
> > like he deserves to.
>
>
> It's been 21 days and people are still pretending
> not to know how to send him money. The question
> has been asked over and over and is readily
> available online to find out how and yet, not one
> single person has donated anything, lol.
>
> It's just trolling, fun and making sure eesh knows
> we were all thinking about him while he was away,
> but that nobody likes him enough to do anything
> about it.
>
> I say giving him a dollar is worse than nothing,
> because he can't do anything with a dollar. Rent
> is $2 a day, but he would get the notice that
> someone gave him a dollar. lol, but guess what?
> I'm not doing it! He isn't worth it.

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: eesh in happier days... ()
Date: December 28, 2021 06:53PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> It's that time of the year to be thankful for what
> we have and to remember those that are less
> fortunate than us...
>
>
>
> Case in point, chuckhoffmann has been out of work
> for several years now, and has expressed grief
> over using food stamps to feed him and his
> daughter. He's been really bitter over his mother
> not supporting him financially, and upset that his
> IT knowledge is outdated and irrelevant to the
> current job market.
>
> He says he knows he is a loser for being in his
> forties, unmarried, unemployed, and living with
> his mother.
>
> I'm thinking about sending him a care package over
> the holidays, but I need suggestions as to what to
> send him. I know he likes smoking a pack a day,
> but I don't think I can ship tobacco products.
> Maybe some deodorant, razors, and toothpaste? I
> wonder if he would like some books to read...


Are we going to put together a care package for eesh?

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: Eesh is so poor ()
Date: December 28, 2021 06:58PM

Hoffman vs Basl Wrote:
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> Value Estimate: $315,000
> Value Low: $274,050
> Value High: $355,950
> Payment Estimate: --
> Rent Estimate: $2,230
> Tax Estimate: $2,392
> SmartZip InvestorScore: 79
> Bathroom(s): 2
> Square Ft: 1,452
> Lot Size: --
> Property Type: OTHER
> Year Built: 1968
> Monthly Est. Mortgage: $1,319
> Monthly Est. Insurance: $85
> Monthly Property Tax: $268.62
> Price Per SqFt: $200
> Last Sold Date: 10/05/2009
> Last Sold Price: $225,000
>
>
>
>
> Basl
>
>
>
> Estimated Value: $138,577
> Monthly Value Change: -2%
> Last Updated: 03/15/2015
> Square Ft: 1,471
> Lot Size: --
> Property Type: Single Family Home
> Year Built: 1967
> Monthly Est. Mortgage: $718
> Monthly Est. Insurance: $46
> Monthly Property Tax: $106.65
> Price Per SqFt: $107
> Last Sold Date: 12/29/2010


Wow

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Re: Care Package Ideas for chuckhoffmann
Posted by: So fun ()
Date: December 28, 2021 06:59PM

This is gonna be fun

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