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Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:12AM

This thread is about my life in Dale City, Virginia. Dale City, USA.

I love this city, the city I come from. Dale City will always be home to me.


Here's to Dale City.


Let me take you on a little tour, won't you?

.....here we go.......


DALE CITY HERE WE COME!
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: shale ditty ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:13AM

dale shitty

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:13AM

First, let's talk about the city itself. We have all kind of shopping mall..
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:14AM

we have Fish Mart y'all
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:14AM

If your street name ends in dale then I've probably bought weed from you at one time Mis.

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:15AM

Dale City Music, where I rock out when I feel the needing to rock
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:16AM

we have truck
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:17AM

if it's your money and you need it now then we have that to
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:18AM

you like women falling down stairs? We got that.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:20AM

you like black dogs wearing bibs? We got black dogs wearing bibs.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:20AM

where I live
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:21AM

do you enjoy low-res pics of old bald white guys in suits? we got low-res pics of old bald white guys in suits.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:22AM

this is my old highschool counselor, Lamarr Blackstein.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:24AM

my high school shop teacher and coach of the Dale City Tigers little league team, Leon Barbersol.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:25AM

The misery of Dale City is compounded by having to take 95 to get there.

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:25AM

we have mostly naked women using the telephone in Dale City...
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:26AM

if you like monkeys riding bikes, we got monkeys riding bikes
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:27AM

monkeys riding other, bigger monkeys, we got monkeys riding other, bigger monkeys
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:28AM

tattoos of monkeys riding unicorns, we have tattoos of monkeys riding unicorns
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:30AM

if you're a fan of chinese babies riding on dogs, we have chinese babies riding on dogs.............in Dale City..
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:31AM

we even have real dogs riding on fake toy horses. In Dale City.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:32AM

in Dale City, we even have a few non-American African-Americans riding on top of extra long hippopotommusses....
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:33AM

this is my girlfriend, Shasta...
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:34AM

my tio Diego Antonio Banderas
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:35AM

we have plentiful stock photographs of somewhat attractive middle-aged women pretending to have migraine headaches........

........in Dale City.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:36AM

you like babies?
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:37AM

we have black people posing thoughtfully in Dale City.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:38AM

our community organizer, Dale Dale
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:39AM

Mayor of Dale City, Don Whiteturner, Jr.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:41AM

mi otro tio, Memo
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:41AM

we have coeds in Dale City
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Shoot this fag misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:42AM

Unfunny. You need to be shot point blank in the face.

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:42AM

mi hermana, Marguerite
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:43AM

Dale City comptroller, Dro Silva
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:45AM

we got dumpster
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:46AM

thank you for visting Dale City tho.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:54AM

there's also free rape in Dale City. Rape is tax-free here in the DLC, and we do support Section 8 rape waivers.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: You suck ()
Date: November 23, 2011 11:55AM

You are not funny or clever, you're a annoying twat and I hope you die soon

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 03:09PM

we have unhappy child in Dale City
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 03:10PM

we have Hogan's Alley for the NES in Dale City
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 03:11PM

non-threatening black men in Dale City
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: This thread was pretty good. ()
Date: November 23, 2011 03:12PM

Threads like this I find enjoyable. Mr. Misery your talent shows in threads of this nature. Good Job.

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 03:13PM

hot women, Dale City
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: November 23, 2011 03:14PM

Where's Padrino's?

Don't tell me Padrino's is gone,,

I'm never moving back if Padrino's is gone,,, or under new ownership

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 03:15PM

we have Harry Tuttle's feet in Dale City
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 03:17PM

fine dining
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: November 23, 2011 04:27PM

this is dedicated to dale city


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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: November 23, 2011 04:29PM

Harry has girl feet.

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:43PM

I'M REALLY A GIRL, Y'ALL!

Doesn't that make a lot of sense now?

...in Dale City...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Poster with no name ()
Date: November 23, 2011 06:53PM

My world...crumbling...everything I know...a lie...

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:00PM

You also have a beach in Dale City. Very nice place.


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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:01PM

Also, some great book stores with a good selection of appropriate topics.


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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:02PM

Also, Dale City doesn't really have any Homeowner's Associations, so you can virtually decorate the outside of your home anyway you want.


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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:04PM

Sometimes, a person from West Virginia wanders over to Dale City and has sexual relations with one of the wives when the husband is at work in the landscaping business. This can result in ...


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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:05PM

Also, some great sushi in Dale City, too.


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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:06PM

Also, there are some long-time residents of Dale City.


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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:07PM

They even have an Indian restaurant in Dale City.


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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:08PM

And, for the final picture, an actual photo of Mr. Misery's girlfriend because the picture he posted earlier wasn't a real one.


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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:23PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I'M REALLY A GIRL, Y'ALL!
>
> Doesn't that make a lot of sense now?
>
> ...in Dale City...


Harry Tuttle is a girl sometime. I hjave knowing this for some long time now and now it is true and out of the cats bag. We are having some sex. Harriet this one is for you, i love your feet tho
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:24PM

...In Dale City.

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: convert to misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:38PM

I will say this I thought Misery was a royal pain in the ass but I love his thread on Dale City, keep up the good work. Honestly you have potential here

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:46PM

we have some Wilt Chamberlin in Dale City
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: DC south ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:47PM

The county where Dale City is located shares the name of a famous prince who looks like a dork but has a smoking hot wife
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:49PM

you want Corin Nemec? We GOT Corin Nemec
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:50PM

.....in Dale City.

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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 25, 2011 07:53AM

you like hot tropical, tanned and toned beach bunny MILFS? we GOT hot, tropical, tanned and toned beach bunny MILFS....



....in Dale City.
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 27, 2011 10:07AM

we have death...

...in Dale City.
,
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Re: Life in Dale City (Dale City, USA)
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 27, 2011 10:10AM

you can all drop dead.

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