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Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 14, 2011 08:11PM

The events leading up to it, the nooks and crannies. Please don't spare us any details. What made it so good?

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: Butt plug luvr ()
Date: November 14, 2011 08:14PM

Butt plug and Vibrator combo. Most intense ever.

I was watching some porn and needed to get off. I inserted my rabbitt vibrator and lube up my butt plug.. The combo of the rabbitt ears thumping against my clit combined witht the full feeling of the butt plug sent me into multiple extascy.

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 14, 2011 08:16PM

I was hoping another human would be involved but mmmkay.

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 14, 2011 08:19PM

mmm yeah
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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: describe yours ()
Date: November 14, 2011 08:22PM

you go first

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 14, 2011 08:28PM

Mr. Orgasm bump



Nothing?

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 14, 2011 09:08PM

Okay.

Mine would be with my first girlfriend. I was a sophomore in high school. This girl was a soccer player and athletic, long haired brunette. Dating her for many months, us saying we loved each other, I never slept with her. Our hookups never progressed beyond clothes-humping. She never ever onced touched my penis with her hand, rather the best and furthest I got was with clothes gyrating against her groin. She would let me finger her. I would finger her for sometimes hours at a time. I didn't know any better at the time. I remember I never could penetrate her. I don't know if she still had a hymen or whether I was just too inexperienced to find the hole. I think I never went low enough. When you were inexperienced you didn't know that you felt labia and clit but had to go an inch or two lower to insert yourself.

So anyways, I remember getting blue balls bad. I mean fucking bad. We used to do this clothes dry humping stuff for like 2 hours at a time. My balls would ache so bad that it was ridiculous. If you ever had big time blue balls you know what I am talking about. The first time I ejaculated into my pants would have to be the best orgasm I ever had. The only relief from blue balls is to cum. Remember, I was young and didn't even understand blue balls at the time. I believe for a while I would then dry hump, cum in my pants and end the hookup for a while. Towards the end, I remember frustratingly asking her why she never touched me one time. I'll never forget, she said "I don't want things to get out of hand". I said nothing walked out of her bedroom and drove home. It was downhill after that. We broke up. I remember thinking in later years that I should have said "so you are fine with me touching you getting you off, but you won't touch me right?" What a prude waste she was.

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 14, 2011 09:15PM

men don't have orgasms. orgasms are for women. it's disturbing any time a man talks about his 'orgasm'. men 'nut'. women orgasm. get it straight.

brother of eesh

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: November 14, 2011 09:18PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> men don't have orgasms. orgasms are for women.
> it's disturbing any time a man talks about his
> 'orgasm'. men 'nut'. women orgasm. get it
> straight.
>
> brother of eesh


wait....i recognize that sig line

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: myluststory ()
Date: November 14, 2011 09:20PM

I had 2 great lovers.
1 korean woman who somehow knew how to vibrate her pussy to such a point I had to stop thrusting my hips and stop and feel the wonderful delight.


I lay on my back with my chinese lover ontop of facing upwards.
caressing her as i thrust in and out as my hands explore her body wonderland






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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: eshhhhh ()
Date: November 14, 2011 11:43PM

Thread Fail

brother of eesh

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: the cone and her bone ()
Date: November 15, 2011 01:32AM

Butt plug luvr Wrote:
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> Butt plug and Vibrator combo. Most intense ever.
>
> I was watching some porn and needed to get off. I
> inserted my rabbitt vibrator and lube up my butt
> plug.. The combo of the rabbitt ears thumping
> against my clit combined witht the full feeling of
> the butt plug sent me into multiple extascy.


Connie Miller post

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: November 15, 2011 01:34AM

I met this girl on the metro and went home with her and touched her and she let me wash her body all night.

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: November 15, 2011 01:36AM

poopstick Wrote:
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> I met this girl on the metro and went home with
> her and touched her and she let me wash her body
> all night.


did you do the sex?

 

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: nobody beats da Miz ()
Date: November 15, 2011 01:37AM

poopstick Wrote:
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> I met this girl on the metro and went home with
> her and touched her and she let me wash her body
> all night.


Misery post

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: November 15, 2011 01:46AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> poopstick Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I met this girl on the metro and went home with
> > her and touched her and she let me wash her
> body
> > all night.
>
>
> did you do the sex?


We did lots of sex. Like, seriously, a whole bunch of it. It was awesome, I wish everyone could have been there.

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: horny 24/7 ()
Date: August 23, 2012 02:39PM

I was about 16 years old and I was just hanging out with a friend at home watching movies. I was and am straight, but I had always been curious about exploring another female's body. The thought of it made me so fucking wet you have no idea. I had fantasized about shoving my fingers into this particular friend and tongueing her clit so fast until she came all over my mouth. Like it wasn't even funny how much I wanted her, and I wasn't even a lesbian! So we ended up falling asleep, but I'm a really light sleeper and I woke up from a wet dream about her. I looked over and saw her sleeping, so I moved my hands down into my pants and felt myself. I was soaking through my panties. I did something next that I'll never regret. I walked over to the couch where she was laying and I took the blanket off her. I slowly moved my hands down her pants and started to caress her clit. After about two minutes of this I moved down to her hole and she was so wet, I was hoping I could turn her on in her sleep. I started fingering her very slowly. She was not waking up. I removed her pajama pants and inserted myself between her legs. I slowly started licking her clit and vagina. Finally I stuck three fingers in her hole and tongued her clit with lightning speed. She woke up having the orgasm of her life. She didn't even question it and immediately started finger fucking me too. I'm wet as hell just thinking about it and I'm gonna have to go masturbate now.

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: dude checker ()
Date: August 23, 2012 02:58PM

^yo dude

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: orgaz ()
Date: November 22, 2012 11:02PM

ok. my best orgazm was literally 10 mins ago. i got an electric toothbrush and started puting it on my clit. I tried different pressures and then BOOM amazing orgasm. it was AMASING

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: Itwentlikethis ()
Date: November 23, 2012 09:46PM

She wasvavskinny no ass japanese girl with her on top.

She spread eagle while ontop the she thrusted fowardvand it went in even deeper.

I held onto her ass cheeks as she was grinding me.

I came into her shevasked if i did and i said no.

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: Silky469 ()
Date: January 11, 2013 02:11PM

Well,well this is better than porn. My best orgasm, there's so many, was last week. I was so horny I pulled into vacant lot and rubbed my dripping, swollen pussy. Oh, it was so good, I started cumming and squirted and squirted. Soaked myself, but def worth it. Every muscle in my body was sore. I love masterbation period and hope to see this site keep on. I'm bout to cum now actually. Oh God,oh yes my clits ahhh so ready, y'all are to thank for this, I'm so bout to, ahh I'm bout to scream, gotta finish oh Yes ill b back.

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Re: Describe the best orgasm you ever had
Posted by: Bride of eesh ()
Date: January 11, 2013 02:14PM

Silky469 Wrote:
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> Well,well this is better than porn. My best
> orgasm, there's so many, was last week. I was so
> horny I pulled into vacant lot and rubbed my
> dripping, swollen pussy. Oh, it was so good, I
> started cumming and squirted and squirted. Soaked
> myself, but def worth it. Every muscle in my body
> was sore. I love masterbation period and hope to
> see this site keep on. I'm bout to cum now
> actually. Oh God,oh yes my clits ahhh so ready,
> y'all are to thank for this, I'm so bout to, ahh
> I'm bout to scream, gotta finish oh Yes ill b
> back.


Mephisto

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