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Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: ifail ()
Date: November 03, 2011 04:06PM

I met her off of craigslist.
She said she was lonely while her husband was in china.

at the time she was 35 and I was 32.

Her house almost the size of a mansion but the whole place smelled like dog but
I did not care cuz she was a hottie.

She said she will be back in a moment to take a shower.
She must have not used soap as her entire body smelled like armpits.

I looked at my watch and left and told her I have to go ebfore the store closes.

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: November 03, 2011 07:57PM

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: November 03, 2011 08:06PM

I vomited on a penis once. Real talk.

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: wow ()
Date: November 03, 2011 08:15PM

i sharted and made her eat it



worst part



she liked it


and asked me to do it again

and again
and again


so we broke up

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: November 03, 2011 08:17PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> I met her in a club down in old soho
> Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like
> cherry-cola


Transvestite gave you a surprise, eh?

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: November 03, 2011 08:31PM

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> I vomited on a penis once. Real talk.


Lol. I drunkly puked on a chick once while I was banging her. It was a full-on, 12 pack mixed with shots puke. She was not happy to say the least. I keeps it real.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: November 03, 2011 08:32PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I vomited on a penis once. Real talk.
>
>
> Lol. I drunkly puked on a chick once while I was
> banging her. It was a full-on, 12 pack mixed with
> shots puke. She was not happy to say the least.
> I keeps it real.


Hahah! There's no better boner killer than puke...or is there? Maybe poop? Water breaking?

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: Miseryable ()
Date: November 03, 2011 09:41PM

I skull fucked Misery while eating a turkey leg once. He asked for a bite and I slapped him with it. The little cocksucker just whimpered, like a kicked puppy.

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: November 03, 2011 09:54PM

Allergic reaction to spermicide...

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: whatda? ()
Date: November 03, 2011 09:57PM

Worst sex? That is a oxymoron.

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 03, 2011 10:01PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> I met her in a club down in old soho
> Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like
> cherry-cola



that is literally the WORST SONG IN HISTORY that's for some reason considered good, by the way. I F-ing hate that stupid song. Of all the bad songs that people love for some reason, that song is the worst. I hate it. It's a dumb song and it makes no sense. Why are they singing about trannies? Why is a she-male the subject of a song? Whose idea was that? It's dumb.

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 03, 2011 10:03PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I met her in a club down in old soho
> > Where you drink champagne and it tastes just
> like
> > cherry-cola
>
>
>
> that is literally the WORST SONG IN HISTORY that's
> for some reason considered good, by the way. I
> F-ing hate that stupid song. Of all the bad songs
> that people love for some reason, that song is the
> worst. I hate it. It's a dumb song and it makes no
> sense. Why are they singing about trannies? Why is
> a she-male the subject of a song? Whose idea was
> that? It's dumb.


and is that part at the end supposed to be some kind of big reveal? Were we not supposed to know through the whole F-ing song that the girl was a dude? Was that novel back then?

shitty song.

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Re: Your OH NO! Worst sex moments?
Posted by: wfdwfwwffwfwfwfw ()
Date: November 03, 2011 10:24PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I vomited on a penis once. Real talk.
>
>
> Lol. I drunkly puked on a chick once while I was
> banging her. It was a full-on, 12 pack mixed with
> shots puke. She was not happy to say the least.
> I keeps it real.

Did you bust a nut

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