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Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
Almmost
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Date: November 02, 2011 07:34PM
Her eyes were wide alert and focused on me acting as if she was some sort of alpha human of her type.
As she came closer she spouted out.
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY!
I replied back
YOU ARE NOT AUTHORITY OF ANY KIND BITCH!
She was about to say more but nobdy was around to protect and her and she kept walking looking at me wideeyed with disbelief.
The nerve of old shit acting like the world owes them everything
As she came closer she spouted out.
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY!
I replied back
YOU ARE NOT AUTHORITY OF ANY KIND BITCH!
She was about to say more but nobdy was around to protect and her and she kept walking looking at me wideeyed with disbelief.
The nerve of old shit acting like the world owes them everything
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
friskydingo
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Date: November 02, 2011 07:38PM
How did it start???
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
He Is Delusional
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Date: November 02, 2011 08:11PM
I once passed this bitch who was driving slow in the left lane, so I passed her in the right lane. She didn't get the clue to get out of the left lane, so I had to do what needed to be done. She had the following bumper stickers on her car:
- Gerry Connolly for Congress
- I Support the Division of Church and Hate
Needless to say, at the next stoplight, she was right behind me in her car. She tried to make it look like she was writing down my information on my vehicle. However, the sad bitch didn't realize that it was a rental that I was driving. Yeah, I know one can be traced down easily through the rental company - but, I hardly think that she did anything with my information if she even wrote anything down.
How come those Liberal bitches seem to be the worst drivers?
- Gerry Connolly for Congress
- I Support the Division of Church and Hate
Needless to say, at the next stoplight, she was right behind me in her car. She tried to make it look like she was writing down my information on my vehicle. However, the sad bitch didn't realize that it was a rental that I was driving. Yeah, I know one can be traced down easily through the rental company - but, I hardly think that she did anything with my information if she even wrote anything down.
How come those Liberal bitches seem to be the worst drivers?
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
Oilboy
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Date: November 02, 2011 08:20PM
friskydingo Wrote:
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> How did it start???
She over heard me talking about price of oil
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> How did it start???
She over heard me talking about price of oil
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: November 02, 2011 08:25PM
He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> I once passed this bitch who was driving slow in
> the left lane, so I passed her in the right lane.
> She didn't get the clue to get out of the left
> lane, so I had to do what needed to be done. She
> had the following bumper stickers on her car:
>
> - Gerry Connolly for Congress
> - I Support the Division of Church and Hate
>
> Needless to say, at the next stoplight, she was
> right behind me in her car. She tried to make it
> look like she was writing down my information on
> my vehicle. However, the sad bitch didn't realize
> that it was a rental that I was driving. Yeah, I
> know one can be traced down easily through the
> rental company - but, I hardly think that she did
> anything with my information if she even wrote
> anything down.
>
> How come those Liberal bitches seem to be the
> worst drivers?
so you passed on the right AND read her bumper stickers? damn i would have called the cops right then and there! what the fuck you even talking about yo?
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> I once passed this bitch who was driving slow in
> the left lane, so I passed her in the right lane.
> She didn't get the clue to get out of the left
> lane, so I had to do what needed to be done. She
> had the following bumper stickers on her car:
>
> - Gerry Connolly for Congress
> - I Support the Division of Church and Hate
>
> Needless to say, at the next stoplight, she was
> right behind me in her car. She tried to make it
> look like she was writing down my information on
> my vehicle. However, the sad bitch didn't realize
> that it was a rental that I was driving. Yeah, I
> know one can be traced down easily through the
> rental company - but, I hardly think that she did
> anything with my information if she even wrote
> anything down.
>
> How come those Liberal bitches seem to be the
> worst drivers?
so you passed on the right AND read her bumper stickers? damn i would have called the cops right then and there! what the fuck you even talking about yo?
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Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
He Is Delusional
()
Date: November 02, 2011 08:30PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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>
> so you passed on the right AND read her bumper
> stickers? damn i would have called the cops right
> then and there! what the fuck you even talking
> about yo?
I read her bumper stickers when she was driving in the left lane slow as a snail. I had plenty of time to see what they said. The right lane was open so I switched lanes created a little breeze.
And, yes, according to the driver's manuals, passing on the right is essentially prohibited. However, it is a very disregarded rule in this area. And, no, I'm not disregarding the rule because other people do it. Out of habit, I don't like to do it.
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>
> so you passed on the right AND read her bumper
> stickers? damn i would have called the cops right
> then and there! what the fuck you even talking
> about yo?
I read her bumper stickers when she was driving in the left lane slow as a snail. I had plenty of time to see what they said. The right lane was open so I switched lanes created a little breeze.
And, yes, according to the driver's manuals, passing on the right is essentially prohibited. However, it is a very disregarded rule in this area. And, no, I'm not disregarding the rule because other people do it. Out of habit, I don't like to do it.
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: November 02, 2011 08:33PM
He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> -----
> >
> > so you passed on the right AND read her bumper
> > stickers? damn i would have called the cops
> right
> > then and there! what the fuck you even talking
> > about yo?
>
>
> I read her bumper stickers when she was driving in
> the left lane slow as a snail. I had plenty of
> time to see what they said. The right lane was
> open so I switched lanes created a little breeze.
>
>
> And, yes, according to the driver's manuals,
> passing on the right is essentially prohibited.
> However, it is a very disregarded rule in this
> area. And, no, I'm not disregarding the rule
> because other people do it. Out of habit, I don't
> like to do it.
jeez man, you are dangerous. i want no affiliation with such rebellious persons
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> >
> > so you passed on the right AND read her bumper
> > stickers? damn i would have called the cops
> right
> > then and there! what the fuck you even talking
> > about yo?
>
>
> I read her bumper stickers when she was driving in
> the left lane slow as a snail. I had plenty of
> time to see what they said. The right lane was
> open so I switched lanes created a little breeze.
>
>
> And, yes, according to the driver's manuals,
> passing on the right is essentially prohibited.
> However, it is a very disregarded rule in this
> area. And, no, I'm not disregarding the rule
> because other people do it. Out of habit, I don't
> like to do it.
jeez man, you are dangerous. i want no affiliation with such rebellious persons
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Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
bloody blisters
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Date: November 02, 2011 08:34PM
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
tomahawk
()
Date: November 02, 2011 08:34PM
Almmost Wrote:
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> Her eyes were wide alert and focused on me acting
> as if she was some sort of alpha human of her
> type.
>
>
> As she came closer she spouted out.
>
> YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY!
>
> I replied back
>
> YOU ARE NOT AUTHORITY OF ANY KIND BITCH!
>
> She was about to say more but nobdy was around to
> protect and her and she kept walking looking at me
> wideeyed with disbelief.
>
>
>
> The nerve of old shit acting like the world owes
> them everything
It's a good thing you didn't punch her. She likely would've kicked your ass.
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> Her eyes were wide alert and focused on me acting
> as if she was some sort of alpha human of her
> type.
>
>
> As she came closer she spouted out.
>
> YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY!
>
> I replied back
>
> YOU ARE NOT AUTHORITY OF ANY KIND BITCH!
>
> She was about to say more but nobdy was around to
> protect and her and she kept walking looking at me
> wideeyed with disbelief.
>
>
>
> The nerve of old shit acting like the world owes
> them everything
It's a good thing you didn't punch her. She likely would've kicked your ass.
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: November 02, 2011 08:34PM
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
He Is Delusional
()
Date: November 02, 2011 08:48PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> tell me that part again where you read her bumper
> stickers.
Why? I don't need to explain it any better. Does this sound like your mother's car????
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/02/2011 08:49PM by He Is Delusional.
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> tell me that part again where you read her bumper
> stickers.
Why? I don't need to explain it any better. Does this sound like your mother's car????
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/02/2011 08:49PM by He Is Delusional.
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
whatthehell...
()
Date: November 02, 2011 09:20PM
Your first mistake was giving her enough room before you merged back to the left lane. Next time make sure you run her off the road. She'll get the point then.
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
He Is Delusional
()
Date: November 02, 2011 09:29PM
whatthehell... Wrote:
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> Your first mistake was giving her enough room
> before you merged back to the left lane. Next
> time make sure you run her off the road. She'll
> get the point then.
The road had a median consisting of a grass strip and there were curbs on both sides of the road. If I ran her off the road, her car would have been a major mess with hitting the curb and all.
It was like 7:00 p.m., too. Don't old people usually go to be around that time? It was way too late for her to be out.
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> Your first mistake was giving her enough room
> before you merged back to the left lane. Next
> time make sure you run her off the road. She'll
> get the point then.
The road had a median consisting of a grass strip and there were curbs on both sides of the road. If I ran her off the road, her car would have been a major mess with hitting the curb and all.
It was like 7:00 p.m., too. Don't old people usually go to be around that time? It was way too late for her to be out.
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
bloody blisters
()
Date: November 02, 2011 09:49PM
He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > tell me that part again where you read her
> bumper
> > stickers.
>
> Why? I don't need to explain it any better. Does
> this sound like your mother's car????
stone cold bad ass!
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > tell me that part again where you read her
> bumper
> > stickers.
>
> Why? I don't need to explain it any better. Does
> this sound like your mother's car????
stone cold bad ass!
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Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
He Is Delusional
()
Date: November 02, 2011 11:10PM
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> stone cold bad ass!
That's right. I'm just not an Internet bad-ass. I'm a bad-ass in real life, too.
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>
> stone cold bad ass!
That's right. I'm just not an Internet bad-ass. I'm a bad-ass in real life, too.
Re: Almost beat up an old neocon female
Posted by:
He is The One
()
Date: November 02, 2011 11:30PM
There had been some doubts, apparent inconsistencies, but now it is all too concise and too clear.
bloody blisters is...............................
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