Why is it that when the really, really morbidly obese are standing in place that they shift back and forth from foot to foot? It seems that nearly all of them do this. Can't they stand still? Plantar facsiitis?

Never noticed that. I have noticed they smell and are always out of breath though.

More Complete Wrote:
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> Never noticed that. I have noticed they smell and
> are always out of breath though.

Case in point, drop by the Twinbrook Safeway on Braddock. There's usually a huge fucker working the registers in the early evenings. That guy must burn 500 calories a day shifting back and forth.

As far as stink goes, usually soap and hot water takes care of that. Simple hygiene. It seems many obese don't lift the rolls of fat to wash the parts of their body where the sun doesn't shine. It kinda like their entire body is surrounded by asscrack.

When people get really obese, the fat starts to press on nerves and blood vessels between the thighs and hips, depending on how they are positioned. They probably shift weight to relieve the pressure.

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Hank Moody Wrote:
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> More Complete Wrote:
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> > Never noticed that. I have noticed they smell
> and
> > are always out of breath though.
>
> Case in point, drop by the Twinbrook Safeway on
> Braddock. There's usually a huge fucker working
> the registers in the early evenings. That guy must
> burn 500 calories a day shifting back and forth.
>
> As far as stink goes, usually soap and hot water
> takes care of that. Simple hygiene. It seems many
> obese don't lift the rolls of fat to wash the
> parts of their body where the sun doesn't shine.
> It kinda like their entire body is surrounded by
> asscrack.


When you have that much surface area, you need to cut corners somehow.

For most fatties, the ankles and feet hurt from the extra beefage. They're not designed to handle that weight.

Also, lower back can become a chronic problem.

Please have some respect for the fat people who have to work on their feet all day. It can be very tough. If you are seeing someone shifting back and forth on their feet all the time, that's an almost sure sign they're feeling significant pain and discomfort. These are low-paid workers (unless unionized), stuck with bad genetics (inclincation to fat).

But they are out there working to make a living, and not just sitting at home collecting welfare checks/doing shitty podcasts.

Fat people sweat a lot and sweat can itch. In public the civilized hippos might shift in lieu of scratching themselves.

Momentum.

Hate it when they walk side by side in an enclosed area like a mall. Impossible to pass. Really old people do this too.

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Hank Moody Wrote:
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> Why is it that when the really, really morbidly
> obese are standing in place that they shift back
> and forth from foot to foot? It seems that nearly
> all of them do this. Can't they stand still?
> Plantar facsiitis?


FAT POWER!!!!!! IN SOME COUNTRIES FAT IS LOOKED UPON AS A SIGN OF WEALTH AND BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont mind the heavy panting or the foot shifting but why do they have to smell?! I love showers, especially after smoking bud. Why can't these people do the same?

confused Wrote:
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> I dont mind the heavy panting or the foot shifting
> but why do they have to smell?! I love showers,
> especially after smoking bud. Why can't these
> people do the same?

Because they are too busy stuffing their fat faces. Also, they are lazy. Plus, they perspire a lot. They break a sweat when they walk ten feet or have to go up a flight of stairs because they are so out of shape. All these things together = very bad smelling fat people.

Actually...it's becuz they simply can't reach the

stinky places.

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Honestly I've never noticed the fat person smell. I mean that fatsos aren't any smellier than anyone else on a 100 degree august day for example.

 

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Honestly I've never noticed the fat person smell.
> I mean that fatsos aren't any smellier than anyone
> else on a 100 degree august day for example.


They're smellier...trust me.

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friskydingo Wrote:
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> Honestly I've never noticed the fat person smell.
> I mean that fatsos aren't any smellier than anyone
> else on a 100 degree august day for example.


Lucky you. I had to sit next to a girl in hs that was at least 400 lbs. Between the stench and the heavy breathing, I fantasized daily about her early demise (heart attack or "someone" slipping antifreeze into her girl scout cookies) she drove a jetta, I used to wonder how she fit in there. I think she removed the front seats and drove from the back.

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Honestly I've never noticed the fat person smell.

Maybe you are the fat person so you don't notice it? I worked with a guy who was over 350. When we were in meetings he would get nervous and start sweating and the stench filled the whole room.

In high school out of maybe 500 students I bet five qualified as obese. It was back in the early 70s people either ate less or exercised more. You bought jeans where length was more than the waist now it is opposite.

IMO I blame the soft drinks. Where twelve ounces including ice was enough now you have super size drinks. I think the one Big Gulp is 64 ounces, I mean lets get real here people.

back in the day Wrote:
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> In high school out of maybe 500 students I bet
> five qualified as obese. It was back in the early
> 70s people either ate less or exercised more. You
> bought jeans where length was more than the waist
> now it is opposite.
>
> IMO I blame the soft drinks. Where twelve ounces
> including ice was enough now you have super size
> drinks. I think the one Big Gulp is 64 ounces, I
> mean lets get real here people.


It might have to do with the anti-smoking thing. When I was in HS, alot of folks smoked cigarettes and that surpressed your appetite a lot. Also, when I was in school we picked on the fat guy, now it's the fat people in the majority
who pick on the skinny guy. Gym teacher were a lot tougher too about their programs, I think it is different today, you don't even have to take PE.

In Jr High we had only one real fat guy. When they had field day with all the games and stuff we picked him for the anchor on the tug of war. The other side didnt stand a chance.
The smoking could have been the issue since most everybody in our school smoked and the school had a smoking lounge for kids, can you imagine that today with all the stick up the ass types.

What about kids getting type II diabetes at like age 12.. Ain't that crazy?

Its gotta be the sugar making people fat these days. The quantity of refined sugar that people consume is sky rocketing. I also think people are just eating more these days too.



Re: A stupid question about fat people... new
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: November 02, 2011 05:39PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Honestly I've never noticed the fat person smell.

> >Maybe you are the fat person so you don't notice it? I worked with a guy who was over 350. When we
> >were in meetings he would get nervous and start sweating and the stench filled the whole room.

I'm in pretty good shape, id say I'm healthier than maybe 80% of folks. Still haven't notice any fat smell on anyone. Maybe I am just smelly myself.

 

There is no "fat people smell."

You people are batshit insane.

GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!size>

Hank Moody...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

Do really really fat girls have smelly private parts? I never been with an obese girl, but Id imagine the would.

 

"Hank Moody" Wrote:
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> Hank Moody...a Big talking coward..big man on
> FFXU...little man in life.

So says the anonymous fat fuck. My question had nothing to do with smelly fat fucks like yourself. If you smell bad, don't take offense to the conversation. Take some advice and take a fucking shower! Use hot water, soap and a washcloth. Also, apply some antiperspirant to the dark sweaty folds around your waistline, underarms and Meatloaf-like bitch tits.

Ive never seen bitch tits that looked like meatloaf... mmmm, meatloaf...

Meet Hank Moody, in the all-too solid flesh.

He knows all the intimate details of fat-folk self-cleansing because...

Can you guess?

He is a fat piece of shit in real life.

Hank Moody...a Big talking coward..little man on FFXU...humongous in life.

betterthanyoubitch Wrote:
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> Ive never seen bitch tits that looked like
> meatloaf... mmmm, meatloaf...

I guess you had to see Fight Club.
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Haha! I remember Bob, just not the line. I haven't seen it since it came out.

^^^ CRAZY PEOPLE ^^^ Wrote:
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> There is no "fat people smell."
>
> You people are batshit insane.
>
> GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!

Oops! Looks like we pissed off a fat ass. You smell bad, deal with it.

fat girls give GREAT head!