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WHen I get on a plane I do the following.
Posted by: whenigetonaplane ()
Date: October 30, 2011 09:30AM

I stuf a thumb tack upside down under my shirt on my shoulder so that faggot elderly do not rest their head on my shoulder.

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Re: WHen I get on a plane I do the following.
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: October 30, 2011 10:59AM

LOL

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Re: WHen I get on a plane I do the following.
Posted by: up in the air ()
Date: October 30, 2011 12:35PM

That is a small problem compared to other things that can ruin your flight. I just set in my mind if my flight is four hours it will be four hours of misery. Taking a flight today is like riding a Greyhound bus. Smelly trashy people, fat people oozing into your seat and the always present threat of camel jockeys with evil intent.
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Re: WHen I get on a plane I do the following.
Posted by: wheres pop? ()
Date: November 03, 2011 12:43PM

Dad?

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Re: WHen I get on a plane I do the following.
Posted by: I was on a plane once..... ()
Date: November 03, 2011 12:47PM

I was on a plane sitting near a fat girl once, and all the complimentary food I did not eat (bag of nuts, cookies) she asked for them right away. Soon as she saw I was not going to eat them she was on it.

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