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I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 03:20PM

because everyone I know or have ever met is far more successful, happy, well-adjusted and intelligent than I am.



I hope everyone I've ever met in my entire life drops dead. Then I'll piss on all their graves. I'll actually take the time to go online, buy airfare, hotel or lodging accommodations, go to the airport, make the flight, find transportation once we've landed, consult Google Maps, and find other transportation to locate where they are all buried, and then I will whip my man out and piss on all their graves, one by one, buying airfare, flying, going through security, hailing a taxi, getting a Cinnabon on my way out of the airport, a slice of pizza from Uno's on my into the terminal, etc., I will do all of that, repeatedly, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, until I have successfully pissed, shit, and maybe even exhumed a few of the female bodies of the people I have known, skull-fucked them, cum in them, then taken another shit on their stinking decomposing cunt of corpse, over and over again, until I have defiled and violated every resting place or dead body of every human being I have known in my life. I swear to god.

If I had the time and the money, and enough shits and pisses in me, and cum, I would actually, realistically do this. Assuming they all dropped dead at once and were promptly buried.

This is what I believe...and I'm not even kidding.
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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 03:27PM

nothing?

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: supewet ()
Date: October 29, 2011 03:27PM

Don't hate.....Love!

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: ???? ()
Date: October 29, 2011 03:35PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> nothing?


What? You want a Rah Rah Rah!!??












Oy gevalt..........................................

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 29, 2011 03:40PM


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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Hugh Jass ()
Date: October 29, 2011 03:48PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> because everyone I know or have ever met is far
> more successful, happy, well-adjusted and
> intelligent than I am.
>
>
>
> I hope everyone I've ever met in my entire life
> drops dead. Then I'll piss on all their graves.
> I'll actually take the time to go online, buy
> airfare, hotel or lodging accommodations, go to
> the airport, make the flight, find transportation
> once we've landed, consult Google Maps, and find
> other transportation to locate where they are all
> buried, and then I will whip my man out and piss
> on all their graves, one by one, buying airfare,
> flying, going through security, hailing a taxi,
> getting a Cinnabon on my way out of the airport, a
> slice of pizza from Uno's on my into the terminal,
> etc., I will do all of that, repeatedly, over and
> over and over and over and over and over and over
> and over and over and over and over and over and
> over and over and over and over again, until I
> have successfully pissed, shit, and maybe even
> exhumed a few of the female bodies of the people I
> have known, skull-fucked them, cum in them, then
> taken another shit on their stinking decomposing
> cunt of corpse, over and over again, until I have
> defiled and violated every resting place or dead
> body of every human being I have known in my life.
> I swear to god.
>
> If I had the time and the money, and enough shits
> and pisses in me, and cum, I would actually,
> realistically do this. Assuming they all dropped
> dead at once and were promptly buried.
>
> This is what I believe...and I'm not even
> kidding.
> /


mis, you remind me of this guy....


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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: He's Delusional ()
Date: October 29, 2011 03:51PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> nothing?

Here's the evidence that you're nothing more than a weakling post whore. A full 7 Minutes after your initial post and nobody posted any comments, you added your own reply by inquiring why there were not any responses yet.

You are nothing but a big-time half-Mexican attention whore!!!



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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misanthropic ()
Date: October 29, 2011 05:02PM

You need a beautiful loving relationship, I know this.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 10:52PM

Hugh Jass Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > because everyone I know or have ever met is far
> > more successful, happy, well-adjusted and
> > intelligent than I am.
> >
> >
> >
> > I hope everyone I've ever met in my entire life
> > drops dead. Then I'll piss on all their graves.
> > I'll actually take the time to go online, buy
> > airfare, hotel or lodging accommodations, go to
> > the airport, make the flight, find
> transportation
> > once we've landed, consult Google Maps, and
> find
> > other transportation to locate where they are
> all
> > buried, and then I will whip my man out and
> piss
> > on all their graves, one by one, buying
> airfare,
> > flying, going through security, hailing a taxi,
> > getting a Cinnabon on my way out of the airport,
> a
> > slice of pizza from Uno's on my into the
> terminal,
> > etc., I will do all of that, repeatedly, over
> and
> > over and over and over and over and over and
> over
> > and over and over and over and over and over
> and
> > over and over and over and over again, until I
> > have successfully pissed, shit, and maybe even
> > exhumed a few of the female bodies of the people
> I
> > have known, skull-fucked them, cum in them,
> then
> > taken another shit on their stinking
> decomposing
> > cunt of corpse, over and over again, until I
> have
> > defiled and violated every resting place or
> dead
> > body of every human being I have known in my
> life.
> > I swear to god.
> >
> > If I had the time and the money, and enough
> shits
> > and pisses in me, and cum, I would actually,
> > realistically do this. Assuming they all
> dropped
> > dead at once and were promptly buried.
> >
> > This is what I believe...and I'm not even
> > kidding.
> > /
>
>
> mis, you remind me of this guy....
>
>


I admire and respect that guy. I will be there for him.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 10:54PM

nothing?

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: October 29, 2011 11:16PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> nothing?


Hate me all you want. I don't care to be your friend.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: October 29, 2011 11:17PM

He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > nothing?
>
>
> Hate me all you want. I don't care to be your
> friend.


Welcome welcome

 

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 11:21PM

I like to fall out

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Margie ()
Date: October 29, 2011 11:21PM

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 11:24PM

Margie, how's your hair? Still gray as a mule?

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 11:25PM

the old gray mare ain't what she used to be..
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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 11:26PM

salacious.
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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Margie ()
Date: October 29, 2011 11:34PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/30/2011 02:12PM by Margie.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 29, 2011 11:39PM

Margie Wrote:
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> I like the term "natural highlights" (Grey sounds
> so old)...LOL...


what are your breast like

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 30, 2011 01:34AM

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:00AM

Could wear one of them tits as a hat and it'd look like a beret



 
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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:01AM

Alias! What are you doing on the computer?? Get back in your place!



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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:07AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias! What are you doing on the computer?? Get
> back in your place!
>
>
>
> -


Id hit it, haarrrrd

 

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:12AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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>
>
> Id hit it, haarrrrd


Yup. The doggy is ready to get it ... doggy style!

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:12AM

Alias after a hard day of being disciplined.



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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Touchdown Jesus ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:46AM

How much time do you spend a day coming up with your shit

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:50AM

Touchdown Jesus Wrote:
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> How much time do you spend a day coming up with
> your shit


Who? Eesh? He's just an over-caffeinated, sleep deprived individual. His judgment can be a bit off at times due to the lack of sleep. But, to answer your question, my guess is that somewhere in the range of 6-7 hours per day is spent looking at and locating "odd" porn for inclusion into the threads here at FFXU.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Cousin Porkys Butthole ()
Date: October 30, 2011 03:18AM

No no not eesh what is the intronet good for cept for surfing for porn

I was referring to Mr. Misery

does he spend his daze thinking of odd shit to post and then goes tee hee

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 30, 2011 01:38PM

Cousin Porkys Butthole Wrote:
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> No no not eesh what is the intronet good for cept
> for surfing for porn
>
> I was referring to Mr. Misery
>
> does he spend his daze thinking of odd shit to
> post and then goes tee hee


yes

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:42PM

drama queen

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 30, 2011 03:20PM

like to eat your pussy

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Bucky Soares ()
Date: October 30, 2011 03:23PM

Someday We'll meet!!!! I guarantee...

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: October 30, 2011 07:03PM

Cousin Porkys Butthole Wrote:
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>
> I was referring to Mr. Misery
>
> does he spend his daze thinking of odd shit to
> post and then goes tee hee

Here's a similar picture of what Mr. Misery does during his day job. He's got plenty of time to think of crazy crap to head home and post about on FFXU each evening.


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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: I still think he is in prison ()
Date: October 30, 2011 07:37PM

Inmates are allowed all types of stuff. TV's, music, free books and state college courses on our dime.

Some bums like the free health care and dental care too.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: He needs ()
Date: October 30, 2011 08:55PM

He seeks love and understanding. He petitions Harry Tuttle constantly for a consummation of that wanting love, but Harry's cold heart denies the Misery that simple pleasure. It is what the people in the business refer to as an American Tragedy. But the more Mr. Misery pushes the weaker Harry Tuttle's resistance becomes. There might be a happy ending yet.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 30, 2011 08:58PM

Miz and I like to meet up for mutual masturbation...

We're j/o buddies...

We don't do mouth stuff, though... That'd be gay... rite Miz?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: October 30, 2011 09:04PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Miz and I like to meet up for mutual
> masturbation...
>
> We're j/o buddies...
>
> We don't do mouth stuff, though... That'd be
> gay... rite Miz?


Mr. Misery isn't feeling so good right now. Since the news broke that the authorities are looking for him, he's been hiding under his bed with his hands over his ears.





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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Yessireemaam ()
Date: October 30, 2011 09:08PM

True. I think Miz is prolly having a panic attack right now.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 30, 2011 09:18PM

+1 LOL

LAMPS!

LOL!

DALE CITY!

LOL!

BI-POLAR!

LOL

MISSOURI! LOL!

He Is Delusional Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Miz and I like to meet up for mutual
> > masturbation...
> >
> > We're j/o buddies...
> >
> > We don't do mouth stuff, though... That'd be
> > gay... rite Miz?
>
>
> Mr. Misery isn't feeling so good right now. Since
> the news broke that the authorities are looking
> for him, he's been hiding under his bed with his
> hands over his ears.
>

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 30, 2011 11:31PM

i loeirves to mastrobvate...

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 31, 2011 04:36AM

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2011 06:50AM

Alias, why aren't we like the thing called friends anymore?




you know, when you call me _____ instead of ______, it makes me think you're mad or annoyed for some reason. Are you?

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2011 02:19PM

I'm just a big pile of crap

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2011 02:36PM

I'm a big pile of garbage. Just get rid of me.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 31, 2011 03:49PM

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 31, 2011 03:53PM

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Criomer ()
Date: October 31, 2011 06:48PM

Alias Wrote:
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> > you know, when you call me _____ instead of
> > ______, it makes me think you're mad or annoyed
> > for some reason. Are you?
>
>
> When did I call you _______ instead of ________ ?
>
> If I did, it was a slip of the tongue....


Fuck you, ya stupid fuckin redneck.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 01, 2011 02:09AM

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 01, 2011 11:33AM

if I could pee and poop on my own grave, I would.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 01, 2011 05:05PM

MR. MISERY IS EMO!!! LAAWWWLLL

Signatures are for fags

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 02, 2011 10:43AM

harryo, how 'bout this:




thas pretty cool right?

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 02, 2011 10:46AM

seriously harryo, you don't like that? That's some good tromboning, man.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: November 02, 2011 09:42PM

I hated this other boy, Mark Beuneventura, when I was in school. He was so perfect, smart, good looking, and talented. I hope he's rotting in a dumpster somewhere.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 13, 2011 02:28PM

This one is good :)

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: November 17, 2011 03:27PM

Hate bump

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Mr Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 17, 2011 08:02PM

Love bump

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Pissing on graves ()
Date: February 14, 2015 09:59PM

You have a thing for pissing on graves, don't you?

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: jump ()
Date: August 06, 2015 11:46AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm a big pile of garbage. Just get rid of me.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: you got that right ()
Date: October 03, 2015 02:27AM

"everyone I know or have ever met is far more successful, happy, well-adjusted and intelligent than I am".

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: "Autism therapist in Fairfax" ()
Date: October 03, 2015 02:52AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm a big pile of garbage. Just get rid of me.
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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Just a funny thing ()
Date: October 03, 2015 10:13AM

You know the moment I start feeling a little remorse for the guy I read stuff like this. Apparently he feels that everything he said was acceptable too

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Meadeskelton ()
Date: October 03, 2015 11:29AM

I want him to lose all his hair from stress and stuff.

Try to get laid then.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Effeminates ()
Date: October 03, 2015 12:50PM

Meadeskelton Wrote:
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> I want him to lose all his hair from stress and
> stuff.
>
> Try to get laid then.

Fatface twins
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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: iLL ()
Date: October 03, 2015 11:04PM

Just a funny thing Wrote:
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> You know the moment I start feeling a little
> remorse for the guy I read stuff like this.
> Apparently he feels that everything he said was
> acceptable too


LOL don't feel any remorse, he not only deserves everything he's gotten but he's asked for it. And he most definitely is gonna get what's coming to him soon, too.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Starban ()
Date: April 14, 2019 04:55PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> because everyone I know or have ever met is far
> more successful, happy, well-adjusted and
> intelligent than I am.

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Re: I hate everyone I've ever met
Posted by: Coming back to haunt you ()
Date: April 14, 2019 05:00PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I hope everyone I've ever met in my entire life
> drops dead. Then I'll piss on all their graves.



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