HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Off-Topic :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: Tuckka ()
Date: October 23, 2011 12:17PM

I am 14 years old and need money cuz my pRents kicked me out and I need to survive. I'm a white male almost 6 feet tall, 160 lbs. I will do anything and mean ANYTHING (so long as it doesn't cause seavear pain) suck dick fuck pussy take it in the ass whole whatever the fuck you want, I'll make your wildest dreams come true no matter how ugly or old u are for a flat cheap rate by min,hour,task or even all day (5 hour)doing whatever you want. If ur interested tha than send an email to other.other@aol.com with ur name, when u want to meet up and what dirty deed u want me to do, and ur gender. (p.s I get particularly turned on by naughty old men or woman ;)

edit by Cary: Moved to Off-Topic. Poster, keep this shit out of the Fairfax General forum. This post will remain as it was posted from a local Fairfax County church.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/24/2011 06:01PM by Cary.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: Hot male Pedro ()
Date: October 23, 2011 02:47PM

I like what you do. Will you lick my ballsack and fuck my tight asshole then spit on it? What about cum swaping? Iam a 39 year old dirty Spic from Mexico I had to leave because they hate gays there. I sucked my way across the boarder. Most Mecicans are fags but wont admit it. I have a large dickfor u to suck and put up your young asshole. I would also like to eat salsa off your balls. Are you into Scat?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: Get rid of this! ()
Date: October 23, 2011 03:26PM

If this is an attempt at humor, it fails miserably. If it's a prank, not funny. If it's legit, it's illegal & disturbing. Editors, please get rid of this.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: gross and sick ()
Date: October 23, 2011 03:55PM

Cary: Please remove this post and others like it. Thanks!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: PM king ()
Date: October 23, 2011 04:18PM

Tuckka Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I am 14 years old and need money cuz my pRents
> kicked me out and I need to survive. I'm a white
> male almost 6 feet tall, 160 lbs. I will do
> anything and mean ANYTHING (so long as it doesn't
> cause seavear pain) suck dick fuck pussy take it
> in the ass whole whatever the fuck you want, I'll
> make your wildest dreams come true no matter how
> ugly or old u are for a flat cheap rate by
> min,hour,task or even all day (5 hour)doing
> whatever you want. If ur interested tha than send
> an email to other.other@aol.com with ur name, when
> u want to meet up and what dirty deed u want me to
> do, and ur gender. (p.s I get particularly turned
> on by naughty old men or woman ;)



Send PMS to eesh

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: Cool weather ()
Date: October 23, 2011 05:50PM

I agree that it is really sick but The mexican part is true.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: Chris. ()
Date: October 23, 2011 06:03PM

Sit down, make yourself comfortable, and say hello to Tuckka.........












file.php?2,file=43226,filename=chris_han

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: J$ ()
Date: October 23, 2011 06:40PM

Chris... that's hilarious!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: Cool day ()
Date: October 23, 2011 07:32PM

Im Chris Hanson

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: blahblahblah ()
Date: October 23, 2011 09:35PM

why don't you sit down over there

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: set up ()
Date: October 24, 2011 01:11AM

Its a set up, I just spent all afternoon and evening in Arlington county jail. Got out on a $15,000 bond, with two felony charges. I have no idea how I'm going to explain this to my wife and kids. Don't do it, not worth it.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: yfuoufly ()
Date: October 24, 2011 08:55PM

"it was posted from a local Fairfax County church."

God is mad now

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 24, 2011 11:20PM

edit by Cary: Moved to Off-Topic. Poster, keep this shit out of the Fairfax General forum. This post will remain as it was posted from a local Fairfax County church.





WTF



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/24/2011 11:20PM by eesh.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 24, 2011 11:25PM

Cary just made this thread interesting.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: October 24, 2011 11:28PM

Possibly an escapee from a Catholic seminary, LOL!


Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: October 24, 2011 11:30PM


Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: b ri ()
Date: November 02, 2014 07:15PM

Nice try OFFICER !!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: Nostradamus ()
Date: November 02, 2014 08:35PM

Posted from a church?! LMFAO

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: PGGWE ()
Date: November 02, 2014 09:02PM

set up Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Its a set up, I just spent all afternoon and
> evening in Arlington county jail. Got out on a
> $15,000 bond, with two felony charges. I have no
> idea how I'm going to explain this to my wife and
> kids. Don't do it, not worth it.


while gov stings are not illegal on the whole

stings that incude enticing are

one reason is: enticers frequently lie to victim to get them arrested, and then lie in court about their methods

one ruling on that included the wording "had the gov worker not acted credibly as an adult and enticed the person strongly - the person would normally never have gotten involved. this is a case of government causing an error and then prosecuting it with hostility" (likely to get the persons home, so they can give it to a cop at auction or put an illegal mexian in the home)

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: Alan ()
Date: March 10, 2015 11:21PM

This fucking hilarious... Omg but you should probably remove for reasons of common sense.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: THC > Cary ()
Date: March 10, 2015 11:32PM

Alan Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> This fucking hilarious... Omg but you should
> probably remove for reasons of common sense.


Cary is too stoned to think sometimes, which makes him certainly unfit to mod. He moved this "shit" to Off-Topic because it is just that, but doesn't remove it because it was posted from a church... So, according to Cary, soliciting for sex isn't okay unless it's from a church, and only in Off-Topic. Great logic there...

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: ... ()
Date: April 08, 2015 12:25PM

really? pathetic

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: john the cat ()
Date: May 18, 2015 03:57PM

this is sickening and illegal if this is real that kid could get help in diffrent ways. Horrible and disturbing

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: ...... ()
Date: May 18, 2015 04:13PM

.
Attachments:
images (1).jpg
chris_hansen_animated.gif

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: May 18, 2015 04:22PM

john the cat Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> this is sickening and illegal if this is real that
> kid could get help in diffrent ways. Horrible and
> disturbing
Attachments:
troll.png

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: I'm selling my 14 year old mouth and ass to be fucked
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: May 18, 2015 07:35PM

...... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> .
Attachments:
the-original-pedobear.gif

Options: ReplyQuote


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********  **      **   *******    *******   **     ** 
 **    **  **  **  **  **     **  **     **  **     ** 
     **    **  **  **  **         **         **     ** 
    **     **  **  **  ********   ********   **     ** 
   **      **  **  **  **     **  **     **   **   **  
   **      **  **  **  **     **  **     **    ** **   
   **       ***  ***    *******    *******      ***    
This forum powered by Phorum.