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Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:29PM

there are many mysterious, long-running mega-threads in the anals of the Fairfax General Forum. Fairfax General, to me, is like Canada to Off-Topic's USA. It's very similar........yet completely alien and isolated. I don't understand even half of what goes on there. I don't know how it works. And I don't know what many of these long-standing threads are even about. If anyone can briefly explain the essence of any of the following General forum threads, I would appreciate it. These following threads remain a mystery to me:

1.The Lamb Center thread
2.the John Tsioushas, aka "John T." threads, such as "John Tsioushas' new restaurant in Hybla Valley, Mamma's Kitchen--Yuk!" or "John Tsioushas Osama El Atari Buffalo Wings running from teh Federales" ......(I'm remembering many of these thread names off the top of my head, excuse me. I may be getting some wrong.)
3.Meat Trucks
4.Centreville Batmobile Man
5.threads about laser pointers and helicopters over Centreville, and why GMU Hokie is so closely linked to these topics
6."Monica Pignotti--cook and quack"
7.Jack Dale threads
8.High School Redistricting
9.Filmdex
10.the origin of "Anklewich"
11."Funny License Plates" (the one and only thread ever started by Mr. Cary.......hmmmmmmm......)
12."Stabbing in Rose Hill"
13.Rent in Peace
14.Rasheed Nurse
15."Boo"
16.Midgetville
17.Bunnyman Bridge (not Bunnyman himself...I know about that...I'm more interested in the author, "Robert Greyberg".....who IS he?)
18.anything about Westfields, Liz Bradsher, Abdul Chadli, Ben Sarley, Tippy's Taco, etc.
19.Cameron Lisse
20.Mallory Leake


who, where, why, and what are all these threads and names about? Explain it all. Some of these threads go on forever. Has anyone actually read all of the Stabbing in Rose Hill thread, for example? What is it about? Who is Rasheed Nurse? What is Filmdex?


unlock the mysteries.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Date: October 21, 2011 10:31PM

Good thread Miz. I too wonder about these things. I'm guessing that Boo is Boo Taylor who was some dumbass that wrecked his car into someone's house while wasted in Herndon. Jack Dale is FCPS superintendent... beyond that, I got nothin.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: user banned ()
Date: October 21, 2011 11:13PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> 1.The Lamb Center thread

The best explanation I've seen:

Re: Lamb Center Thread Explained
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: October 18, 2011 02:54PM

- The original thread was started by a homeless guy with mental issues who blames everyone else for his problems in life.

- His main point is that other homeless people were getting better treatment than him at the shelter, and that it's just not fair, and should be fixed.

- He also doesn't like the showers at the shelter and says they have mold growing in them.

- It is generally accepted that he at one time was kicked out, is no longer welcome, and has a bone to pick.

- Others eventually came along and chimed in that the Lamb Center should be shut down because helping homeless people is bad for the neighborhood.

- Mentally ill guy chimes in and brings it back to the original point, (as he has tried to do in this thread) that the Lamb Center takes better care of some homeless people than others and that is not what baby Jesus would want.


> 2.the John Tsioushas

Dunno.

> 3.Meat Trucks

Discussion of sale of meat door-to-door by salesmen in refrigerated trucks. Is is safe, a good deal? Anecdotes re sale of meat. Advocates, detractors, and much comedy.

> 4.Centreville Batmobile Man

Not sure, but I think it's about some guy who drove around in a batmobile, and then got busted for using a hidden camera on teenage girls invited to his daughter's pool parties.... Might have the facts mixed up.

> 5.threads about laser pointers and helicopters
> over Centreville, and why GMU Hokie is so closely
> linked to these topics

Basic subject kind of speaks for itself. Some good stories of laser-pointing folk being chased by police. Don't know about GMU Hokie connection.


> 6."Monica Pignotti--cook and quack"

Dunno.

> 7.Jack Dale threads

Runs public schools. Much hatred for his various decisions, and some support.

> 8.High School Redistricting

These decisions have a major impact on families with children. The decisions are invariably controversial, drawing vigorous detractors and defenders. You rarely find more passion on FXU on than on these threads.

> 9.Filmdex

Dunno.

> 10.the origin of "Anklewich"

[redacted]

> 11."Funny License Plates" (the one and only thread
> ever started by Mr. Cary.......hmmmmmmm......)

Kind of speaks for itself, and indeed many of them are funny. As you've probably noticed, Cary used to be a more active and down-to-earth, less Oz-like poster back in the day.

> 12."Stabbing in Rose Hill"

Kid got stabbed and died. Friends and families members on both sides heavily involved in debate - who was right, who was wrong? Very passionate discussion. Much meta-commentary by Mephisto and Gordon Blvd, much of it patronizing and extremely irritating. The teenager who did the stabbing, which resulted in death, was found not guilty.

> 13.Rent in Peace

Dunno.

> 14.Rasheed Nurse

Dunno.

> 15."Boo"

Classic (possibly the first?) "death thread". Gent named Boo crashed his car and died. He was roundly criticized by the FXU regulars; his friends and family came online to defend him. Hilarious pwnage ensued. Epic thread.

> 16.Midgetville

Famous mainly for its inclusion in Radiophile's signature.

> 17.Bunnyman Bridge (not Bunnyman himself...I know
> about that...I'm more interested in the author,
> "Robert Greyberg".....who IS he?)

Greyberg is a serious researcher on the subject, trying to collect actual anecdotes. "Bunnyman Bridge," I believe, was the location of one or more Bunnyman appearances.

> 18.anything about Westfields, Liz Bradsher, Abdul
> Chadli, Ben Sarley, Tippy's Taco, etc.

Liz Bradsher is notorious as the heavy hand behind the closing of Clifton Elementary School. An evil and duplicitous person in the eyes of many, but she has her defenders among a contingent of Clifton haters.

Ben Sarley = death thread.

The rest, dunno.

> 19.Cameron Lisse
> 20.Mallory Leake

Dunno.

To conclude. These threads can be very entertaining if you acquaint yourself with the details so as to understand the narrative. They reach peaks of extreme melodrama, horror, and hilarity. Very vivid personalities emerge, engaging in knock-down, drag-out battles. Reading the best of them is the equivalent of an emotional roller coaster. At times you can't believe what you're reading. You'll find yourself laughing as hard as you've ever laughed in your life.

It's rare to read a book that can generate these kind of powerful emotions, and feeling immersion in raw, complicated reality, as what you find on some of those threads.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Jane 01 ()
Date: October 21, 2011 11:21PM

#19..Cameron Lisse

Some people just need to control their urges...just sayin'

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 21, 2011 11:34PM

good start


and I like the comparison of Mr. Cary to the great and powerful "Oz".......very astute. It is strange......Mr. Cary is surely just a regular guy, not unlike most of us......yet, he seems untouchable, shrouded in mystery. We respect and fear him. He created this place, but he does not engage in the community. Mr. Cary is like our "maker". I'm always fascinated to go back and read his very early posts (when he would post somewhat regularly) and see how he interacted and let his personality show. Now............he's just one big question mark. Who is Mr. Cary? Has anyone ever seen him? Is he single? What do we know about Mr. Cary? He is almost a mythical figure.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: user banned ()
Date: October 22, 2011 12:10AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> What do we know about Mr. Cary? He is almost a mythical figure.


I discovered an interesting old Cary thread via Chuck Hoffman's Secret Forums of Fairfax Underground post.

It provides a intriguing glimpse of Cary in a rare unguarded, unself-conscious mode:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/47/32859.html

I found this remark particularly intriguing:

> AN OREGON TRAIL REFERENCE!? HELL YES! This one took the cake


I am kind of impressed that anyone would (i) pick up on a rather obscure reference to the Oregon Trail, and (ii) am really quite astonished that anyone would find that reference hilarious, reacting to it with an enthusiastic "HELL YES!"

Has Cary ever been as enthusiastic, about anything??

Like Citizen Kane, it seems that learning more about Cary does not solve the mystery, but rather only serves to deepen it.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 22, 2011 12:11AM

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 22, 2011 12:26AM

is Mr. Cary named after Cary Grant?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 22, 2011 12:33AM

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 22, 2011 12:35AM

gay as the dickens....

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 22, 2011 12:40AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > good start
> >
> >
> > and I like the comparison of Mr. Cary to the
> great
> > and powerful "Oz".......very astute. It is
> > strange......Mr. Cary is surely just a regular
> > guy, not unlike most of us......yet, he seems
> > untouchable, shrouded in mystery. We respect
> and
> > fear him. He created this place, but he does
> not
> > engage in the community. Mr. Cary is like our
> > "maker". I'm always fascinated to go back and
> read
> > his very early posts (when he would post
> somewhat
> > regularly) and see how he interacted and let
> his
> > personality show. Now............he's just one
> big
> > question mark. Who is Mr. Cary? Has anyone ever
> > seen him? Is he single? What do we know about
> Mr.
> > Cary? He is almost a mythical figure.
>
>
> I have always been terrified of Cary.
>
> Funny thing... when I first arrived here, I
> thought Cary was a girl.


OMG...you and Miz are both gay as the dickens

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 22, 2011 12:40AM

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 22, 2011 04:37AM

I'm just going off of memory, too... I'm sure most of this is inaccurate...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Osama El Atari Buffalo Wings running from teh
> Federales"

The stories of an unscrupulous business owner. Is his wing joint even any good? Is the restaurant failing because of his shady activity? Does he even have the company's best interest at heart?

> 9.Filmdex

I believe it was a film fesival/ film project..

> 13.Rent in Peace

Typo... or was it?

> 14.Rasheed Nurse

Black thug shot a dude... I think this was in a botched drug deal... Was Rasheed such a bad guy?

> 16.Midgetville

Legendary village of tiny houses... did midgets used to populate it? Some people say yes...

> "Robert Greyberg".....who IS he?)

He LOVES the Bunnyman stories and other local "urban legends"...

> 20.Mallory Leake

She's a whore and is less attractive... Her friends would disagree.. Who would even start such a mean-spirited thread?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Lamont Sanford jr. ()
Date: October 22, 2011 04:42AM

what about the many personnas of mr. misery

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: antifcps ()
Date: October 22, 2011 07:20AM

ALL FCPS THREADS. I guess all obnoxious parents in FFX hang out here.
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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Date: October 22, 2011 07:33AM

antifcps Wrote:
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> ALL FCPS THREADS. I guess all obnoxious parents in
> FFX hang out here.
>


Right? There are some seriously disturbed parents around here. It makes for good entertainment though.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 22, 2011 08:24AM

Good thread, I always wondered what this "Lamb Center" or "Rasheed Nurse" stuff was about but was too lazy to read all that crap.

A few clarifications:

user banned Wrote:
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>
> > 2.the John Tsioushas
>
> Dunno.

John Tsioushas (pronounced "Shy-O-shiss") was the guy who owned the Shark Club and it seemed like alot of people hated him. He got busted in a big mortgage fraud scam.


> > 15."Boo"
>
> Classic (possibly the first?) "death thread".

"Boo" wasn't even the 20th death thread. The classic death thread started soon after this forum was launched, was spoken about on a national radio show, and caused so much trolling the site was taken down.

I actually started the Boo thread ("Weird Car Accident Story from Herndon"), but not as a "death thread". My intent was to bash the police, who were called to the scene of an accident but didn't find the car for almost 8 hours, even though it was sitting right there in someone's backyard. With a dead body in it.



> > 16.Midgetville
>
> Famous mainly for its inclusion in Radiophile's
> signature.

Midgetville has nothing to do with Radiophile's signature, it's a famous local legend. It was a neighborhood of small houses in the woods near the Cedar Park Shopping Center in Vienna. It got torn down about 4-5 years ago and is now McMansions.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: October 22, 2011 08:28AM

Also...


> > 9.Filmdex

> I believe it was a film fesival/ film project..

Filmdex is/was some strange building in Centreville. Supposedly it's been there for a long time, but no one ever really knew what they did and there is scant information on what kind of business it actually is. Rumors included that it was a CIA front or some kind of porn company.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: The Grate and Mysterious ()
Date: October 22, 2011 08:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> good start
>
>
> and I like the comparison of Mr. Cary to the great
> and powerful "Oz".......very astute. It is
> strange......Mr. Cary is surely just a regular
> guy, not unlike most of us......yet, he seems
> untouchable, shrouded in mystery. We respect and
> fear him. He created this place, but he does not
> engage in the community. Mr. Cary is like our
> "maker". I'm always fascinated to go back and read
> his very early posts (when he would post somewhat
> regularly) and see how he interacted and let his
> personality show. Now............he's just one big
> question mark. Who is Mr. Cary? Has anyone ever
> seen him? Is he single? What do we know about Mr.
> Cary? He is almost a mythical figure.
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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: The Grate and Musterious ()
Date: October 22, 2011 08:36AM

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 22, 2011 12:18PM

After reading the posts made by the "residents" of the Lamb Center, I'd say it is a pretty good bet that is where Spunky posted from. It would explain her disappearance from this board too, given the transient nature of Lamb Center's guests.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Lamont Johnson ()
Date: October 24, 2011 02:51AM

Looks like the Lamb Center's days, at least in Fairfax City are coming to an end in very near future.
City got them on zoning violations and I think Lamb Center has one last chance before Virginia Supreme Court.

I think Fairfax City has bent over for the zoning violations at the Asian supermarket next door to Lamb Center.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: October 24, 2011 04:04AM

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: October 24, 2011 10:14AM

Filmdex...it's a building that's been on Lee Hwy in Centreville for decades, looked abandoned last time I went past (and all the other times previously).

Here's a bit of info I found....

Filmdex Inc in Centreville, VA is a private company categorized under Burglar and Security Systems Stores. Our records show it was established in 2007 and incorporated in Virginia. Current estimates show this company has an annual revenue of $2.5 to 5 million and employs a staff of approximately 5 to 9. Companies like Filmdex Inc usually offer: Security Contractor Services, Private Security, Security Officer Services, Protective Services and Security Protection Services.

Of course, it's still a mystery and full of intrigue and suspicion since no one's ever seen at the building. There was a theory that it was a CIA location, hidden deep underground beneath the building and with the above paragraph, that sounds even more plausible. :-)

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: October 24, 2011 12:24PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I was crowned a king on the General Forum today.
>
> KING!
>
> And, then a princess/Queen.
>
> Just thought everyone should know that.....

Congratulations, Alias! Please start demanding that everyone now address you as His Royal Highness.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 24, 2011 12:46PM

what about the Crazy Diaper Guy in Herndon? Anyone remember this guy? When I was a boy, he used to hang out on the corner of Elden St. across from Anita's, wearing nothing but an adult diaper and a dirty, beat-up old blazer. He looked philipino or something. I used to see him every Sunday afternoon when I would go to Fantasty Five & Dime (the sign always just said "Comics, Etc.") to get my comic books.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 13, 2011 03:37PM

Mr. Orgasm bump

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Posted by: bump stooge ()
Date: November 17, 2011 08:56PM

bump

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 30, 2011 09:31AM

Someone mentioned "DJ Magic" yesterday in the "best of 2011" thread. I haven't read anything about that this year and don't know who he is or what makes him a popular subject.

Can anybody give me the tl;dr version of DJ Magic?

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Read it nigger ()
Date: November 30, 2011 09:36AM

Nope....you need to read the thread for visual effects. Its worth it


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/665252/page-1.html

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: November 30, 2011 09:57AM

Read it nigger Wrote:
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> Nope....you need to read the thread for visual
> effects. Its worth it
>
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/665
> 252/page-1.html


Thanks for the link but there are almost 1,000 posts in that thread. After a quick glance, I assume it's everyone piling on some dude who DJ's at a strip club in Springfield, VA.

It is sorta funny that someone would brag about DJ'ing in Vegas. There are hundreds of clubs that are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in LV.

That's sorta like bragging that you worked as a barista in Seattle.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Date: November 30, 2011 10:01AM

Bookmark the thread and read it when you have nothing better to do. It's hysterical.

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Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: November 30, 2011 10:11AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Read it nigger Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nope....you need to read the thread for visual
> > effects. Its worth it
> >
> >
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/665
>
> > 252/page-1.html
>
>
> Thanks for the link but there are almost 1,000
> posts in that thread. After a quick glance, I
> assume it's everyone piling on some dude who DJ's
> at a strip club in Springfield, VA.
>
> It is sorta funny that someone would brag about
> DJ'ing in Vegas. There are hundreds of clubs that
> are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in LV.
>
> That's sorta like bragging that you worked as a
> barista in Seattle.

Meeper, its like the Zumba thread but about 8x bigger. Whereas the Zumba idiot got the message and cut her losses, DJMajik decided it would be better to continue to fight a losing fight and persisted in digging his own grave with a backhoe instead of with a shovel.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 14, 2011 11:12AM

Can someone explain this Dina Ahmad thing? I've seen the name pop up on the forum over the past few months and now again several times today. Can someone give me the Cliff Notes?

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Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 14, 2011 11:17AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Can someone explain this Dina Ahmad thing? I've
> seen the name pop up on the forum over the past
> few months and now again several times today. Can
> someone give me the Cliff Notes?


I think she was involved with this dude named Seth Comstock. One of them slandered the other - I forget who did it first- and it was on. Seth is on coke and has AIDS. Dina has hep C and is on the verge of having her two kids taken from her. Or so it has been written.

EDIT: and it's possible that the dude got nailed for making threatening phone calls to her.

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Posted by: John Martin ()
Date: December 14, 2011 11:23AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > Can someone explain this Dina Ahmad thing?
> I've
> > seen the name pop up on the forum over the past
> > few months and now again several times today.
> Can
> > someone give me the Cliff Notes?
>
> I think she was involved with this dude named Seth
> Comstock. One of them slandered the other - I
> forget who did it first- and it was on. Seth is on
> coke and has AIDS. Dina has hep C and is on the
> verge of having her two kids taken from her. Or so
> it has been written.

Also supposedly Dina's brother lives with her, slaps her around and is a drug dealer. And Seth said he fucked Dina and did coke together in front of her children.

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Date: December 14, 2011 11:29AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can someone explain this Dina Ahmad thing?
> I've
> > seen the name pop up on the forum over the past
> > few months and now again several times today.
> Can
> > someone give me the Cliff Notes?
>
>
> I think she was involved with this dude named Seth
> Comstock. One of them slandered the other - I
> forget who did it first- and it was on. Seth is on
> coke and has AIDS. Dina has hep C and is on the
> verge of having her two kids taken from her. Or so
> it has been written.
>
> EDIT: and it's possible that the dude got nailed
> for making threatening phone calls to her.


One of the facebook wars that boiled over to FFXU. Three or four different threads that expoloded - including claims of a suicide attempt that was fabricated. Lovely stuff.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Cindy Adams ()
Date: December 14, 2011 11:45AM

I'm doing a story on famous message board bullies. Off the record, could someone give me the details surrounding the banning of Alias?

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: December 14, 2011 11:54AM

Thanks for the info.

I like this thread, it's impossible to keep up with all that stuff, especially when it's sprawled out across numerous threads for many months.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 14, 2011 11:57AM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Read it nigger Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Nope....you need to read the thread for
> visual
> > > effects. Its worth it
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/665
>
> >
> > > 252/page-1.html
> >
> >
> > Thanks for the link but there are almost 1,000
> > posts in that thread. After a quick glance, I
> > assume it's everyone piling on some dude who
> DJ's
> > at a strip club in Springfield, VA.
> >
> > It is sorta funny that someone would brag about
> > DJ'ing in Vegas. There are hundreds of clubs
> that
> > are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in LV.
> >
> > That's sorta like bragging that you worked as a
> > barista in Seattle.
>
> Meeper, its like the Zumba thread but about 8x
> bigger. Whereas the Zumba idiot got the message
> and cut her losses, DJMajik decided it would be
> better to continue to fight a losing fight and
> persisted in digging his own grave with a backhoe
> instead of with a shovel.


DJ Majik thread = thread of the year.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: December 14, 2011 03:05PM

user banned Wrote:
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> > 1.The Lamb Center thread
>
> The best explanation I've seen:
>
> Re: Lamb Center Thread Explained
> Posted by: More Complete ()
> Date: October 18, 2011 02:54PM
>
> - The original thread was started by a homeless
> guy with mental issues who blames everyone else
> for his problems in life.
>
> - His main point is that other homeless people
> were getting better treatment than him at the
> shelter, and that it's just not fair, and should
> be fixed.
>
> - He also doesn't like the showers at the shelter
> and says they have mold growing in them.
>
> - It is generally accepted that he at one time was
> kicked out, is no longer welcome, and has a bone
> to pick.
>
> - Others eventually came along and chimed in that
> the Lamb Center should be shut down because
> helping homeless people is bad for the
> neighborhood.
>
> - Mentally ill guy chimes in and brings it back to
> the original point, (as he has tried to do in this
> thread) that the Lamb Center takes better care of
> some homeless people than others and that is not
> what baby Jesus would want.

Thanks. As long as that thread is, no one ever reads the whole thing. I think you would be certifiably crazy by the time you got to the end of it if you read it one sitting!

In any case, this summary should be required reading for FFU users.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 21, 2011 07:08PM

can anyone explain Monica Pignotti--"cook and quack"?


also, what's so bad about Jack Dale? Why does he need to go?



Who is Rasheed Nurse?


Who is Kittie? Is Kittie a girl?


Has Alias defected to 4Lulz? What was that about?

are eesh and Conie real life friends?


thanks

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 21, 2011 07:09PM

and, Anklewich.



who or what is Anklewich, once and for all? I need a definitive answer.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 21, 2011 07:11PM

does Gravis really work for Cary? Are they really close friends and business partners?

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 21, 2011 07:13PM

Go F yourself.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 21, 2011 07:15PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Go F yourself.


why would you say something like that?


seriously. Why would you say that?

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: December 21, 2011 07:17PM

Don't talk about me. The end.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 21, 2011 07:19PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> Don't talk about me. The end.


why? what did I do wrong? is this because I asked you out?





I'm just a guy....

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 21, 2011 07:22PM

I'd like to take you out on a date.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 21, 2011 07:24PM

I'll make you feel like a woman.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: December 21, 2011 07:30PM

.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2012 03:51PM by Alias.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 21, 2011 08:50PM

is Cary in a relationship? Does he have a girlfriend or a fiance? Does anyone know....?


he seems like he would be a very giving lover..

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: December 21, 2011 10:49PM

I'm so lonely I could die

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:15PM

Something I must have missed and can't figure out- why doesn't Harry Tuttle post here anymore? I'm guessing it was realated to the whole Misery ban, or was he banned too?

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: February 09, 2012 03:17PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Something I must have missed and can't figure out-
> why doesn't Harry Tuttle post here anymore? I'm
> guessing it was realated to the whole Misery ban,
> or was he banned too?


From what I could gather, the whole Misery is Alias thing "shook him" and he's never come back. unless of course, Tuttle was Miz also...

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:05PM

There was that thread where Misery supposedly outed Harry Tuttle....I think it was a bunch of bullshit and disinformation though.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:06PM

I always thought that Harry was miz or Miz was Harry.Either way they are Alias

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Bi George, he's got it! ()
Date: February 09, 2012 04:12PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> I always thought that Harry was miz or Miz was
> Harry.Either way they are Alias


I think you're onto something, old man!

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: antibiotic ()
Date: February 09, 2012 08:33PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Something I must have missed and can't figure out-
> why doesn't Harry Tuttle post here anymore? I'm
> guessing it was realated to the whole Misery ban,
> or was he banned too?



I think the following post explains the mess rather accurately:


Re: Mr. Misery banned
Posted by: hARRY & aLIAS ()
Date: February 04, 2012 02:29PM

Where's Harry Wrote:
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> Whatever happened to harry??? He came across as a
> pretty good joe, at least he had a good head on
> his shoulders, Alias too, she was an OK type of
> person. She certainly was kind.


SUMMARY:

cary gets annoyed with misery's shtick

cary bans misery

cary fucks up and bans alias

assholes eesh and fairfaxdude go on lying rampage

other assholes who desire membership in the eesh/fairfaxdude club join in

cary slithers away, never fixing error

harry states that cary was wrong, misery and alias are two separate people

eesh, the lying pig, calls harry a liar..... how could harry and alias have ever met, since he, eesh, knows their IPs (eesh sounds incredibly stupid here)

eesh says he will track down alias and kill her

misery wants harry to DO more to prove alias and he are not the same

misery attempts to out harry, unsuccessfully

harry, tired of the shit, says to himself, fuck it, and stops posting

alias says pretty much the same thing as harry, and goes off to london to get drunk with cousin

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read.php?40,794665,823463,page=12#msg-823463

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: DUMBASS ()
Date: February 09, 2012 08:36PM

YOU STILL THINK MIZ ISN'T ALIAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Date: February 09, 2012 08:43PM

I think we are fine without HT. He was Mister Miserable's #1 enabler.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: February 09, 2012 08:48PM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> I think we are fine without HT. He was Mister
> Miserable's #1 enabler.


That is assuming he wasn't Miserable himself, right?

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Date: February 09, 2012 08:48PM

Yes.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Jon and Edgar Fan ()
Date: February 09, 2012 08:57PM

eesh Wrote:
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> There was that thread where Misery supposedly
> outed Harry Tuttle....I think it was a bunch of
> bullshit and disinformation though.

This from the Josef Goebbels of Fairfax Underground.

I thought bullshit and disinformation was your stock in trade?

Then again, maybe this is why you recognize it so easily. A cur knoweth its own shite, after all.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Date: February 09, 2012 09:02PM

Jon and Edgar Fan Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There was that thread where Misery supposedly
> > outed Harry Tuttle....I think it was a bunch of
> > bullshit and disinformation though.
>
> This from the Josef Goebbels of Fairfax
> Underground.
>
Now that is classic.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: DUMBEST ASS ()
Date: February 09, 2012 09:03PM

DUMBASS Wrote:
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> YOU STILL THINK MIZ ISN'T ALIAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU STILL THINK HE IS?

YOU PROBABLY BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY, TOO.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN EUTHANIZING RETARDED PEOPLE, BUT IN YOUR CASE I'D MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2012 09:38PM

][



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/06/2013 10:38PM by eesh.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 09, 2012 09:40PM

DUMBEST ASS Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> DUMBASS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > YOU STILL THINK MIZ ISN'T ALIAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA
>
> YOU STILL THINK HE IS?
>
> YOU PROBABLY BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY, TOO.
>
> I DON'T BELIEVE IN EUTHANIZING RETARDED PEOPLE,
> BUT IN YOUR CASE I'D MAKE AN EXCEPTION.





The funny thing is while Alias denied being Mr. Misery, she never denied Cary's allegation that she was TROLL@AOL.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: That's right ()
Date: February 09, 2012 09:43PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> DUMBEST ASS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > DUMBASS Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > YOU STILL THINK MIZ ISN'T ALIAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA
> >
> > YOU STILL THINK HE IS?
> >
> > YOU PROBABLY BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY, TOO.
> >
> > I DON'T BELIEVE IN EUTHANIZING RETARDED PEOPLE,
> > BUT IN YOUR CASE I'D MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
>
>
>
>
> The funny thing is while Alias denied being Mr.
> Misery, she never denied Cary's allegation that
> she was TROLL@AOL.


I have a feeling that Alias was Troll@aol.com..Miserys dumbass got rolled into that shit as well

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: blind and dumb ()
Date: February 10, 2012 12:26PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Jon and Edgar Fan Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > There was that thread where Misery supposedly
> > > outed Harry Tuttle....I think it was a bunch
> of
> > > bullshit and disinformation though.
> >
> > This from the Josef Goebbels of Fairfax
> > Underground.
> >
> > I thought bullshit and disinformation was your
> > stock in trade?
> >
> > Then again, maybe this is why you recognize it
> so
> > easily. A cur knoweth its own shite, after all.
>
>
>
> It would seem my stock in trade is knowing a
> Patrick Larrieu post when I see one.


Well then, WilliamZumwalt, you need to find stock in another trade.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: the more you know ()
Date: February 10, 2012 12:28PM

That's right Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > DUMBEST ASS Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > DUMBASS Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > YOU STILL THINK MIZ ISN'T ALIAS?
> HAHAHAHAHAHA
> > >
> > > YOU STILL THINK HE IS?
> > >
> > > YOU PROBABLY BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY, TOO.
>
> > >
> > > I DON'T BELIEVE IN EUTHANIZING RETARDED
> PEOPLE,
> > > BUT IN YOUR CASE I'D MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The funny thing is while Alias denied being Mr.
> > Misery, she never denied Cary's allegation that
> > she was TROLL@AOL.
>
>
> I have a feeling that Alias was
> Troll@aol.com..Miserys dumbass got rolled into
> that shit as well


eesh = alias = aol troll

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: mysteryman ()
Date: February 10, 2012 12:57PM

ok I have a mystery what is up with Meade???? Why is everyone so obsessed with him here???? I mean his music isn't even that good and he looks like a pedophile

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: 2 closeted gay moths to Meade's flame ()
Date: February 10, 2012 01:09PM

mysteryman Wrote:
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> ok I have a mystery what is up with Meade???? Why
> is everyone so obsessed with him here???? I mean
> his music isn't even that good and he looks like a
> pedophile


Ask Radiophile and eesh; those two retards are responsible for 95% of all the Meade pics and videos on here. Their love obsession with Meade is comparable to that of the gays love of Barbara Streisand!



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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: mysteryman ()
Date: February 10, 2012 02:46PM

ok radiophile and eesh why the obsession with Meade? Did he piss you all off or something?

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: the way it wAS ()
Date: February 10, 2012 04:46PM

you nimrods

eesh = alias = radiophile = meade

AND she had a crush on aoltroll; she thought he was harry

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: scratching head ()
Date: November 24, 2012 07:08AM

eesh Wrote:
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> DUMBEST ASS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > DUMBASS Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > YOU STILL THINK MIZ ISN'T ALIAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA
> >
> > YOU STILL THINK HE IS?
> >
> > YOU PROBABLY BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY, TOO.
> >
> > I DON'T BELIEVE IN EUTHANIZING RETARDED PEOPLE,
> > BUT IN YOUR CASE I'D MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

>
>
>
>
> The funny thing is while Alias denied being Mr.
> Misery, she never denied Cary's allegation that
> she was TROLL@AOL.


Now I think I get it.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 24, 2012 10:44PM

eesh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> DUMBEST ASS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > DUMBASS Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > YOU STILL THINK MIZ ISN'T ALIAS? HAHAHAHAHAHA
> >
> > YOU STILL THINK HE IS?
> >
> > YOU PROBABLY BELIEVE IN THE EASTER BUNNY, TOO.
> >
> > I DON'T BELIEVE IN EUTHANIZING RETARDED PEOPLE,
> > BUT IN YOUR CASE I'D MAKE AN EXCEPTION.

>
>
>
>
> The funny thing is while Alias denied being Mr.
> Misery, she never denied Cary's allegation that
> she was TROLL@AOL.


Yes I did, but I never denied his allegation that I was Fruppie.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Eileen Dover ()
Date: November 25, 2012 02:39AM

Filmdex is Bob and Ida Slattery's place, John Slattery the actor is their son.

I believe that Bob has pretty much retired now, Mark Miller has been running the place since they moved their storefront a couple of years ago.

The place in Centerville is used for storage and was for sale, I'm not sure if they sold the property or not.

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Re: Mysteries of Fairfax General Forum.....explain here
Posted by: Roberto Greyberg. ()
Date: March 23, 2016 02:41AM

user banned Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What do we know about Mr. Cary? He is almost a
> mythical figure.
>
>
> I discovered an interesting old Cary thread via
> Chuck Hoffman's Secret Forums of Fairfax
> Underground post.
>
> It provides a intriguing glimpse of Cary in a rare
> unguarded, unself-conscious mode:
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/47/32
> 859.html
>
> I found this remark particularly intriguing:
>
> > AN OREGON TRAIL REFERENCE!? HELL YES! This
> one took the cake

>
>
> I am kind of impressed that anyone would (i) pick
> up on a rather obscure reference to the Oregon
> Trail, and (ii) am really quite astonished that
> anyone would find that reference hilarious,
> reacting to it with an enthusiastic "HELL YES!"
>
> Has Cary ever been as enthusiastic, about
> anything??
>
> Like Citizen Kane, it seems that learning more
> about Cary does not solve the mystery, but rather
> only serves to deepen it.


?

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