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Bill Gates dead
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 05, 2011 08:42PM

William "Bill" Gates of Waco, Florida died today at age 28 in a boating accident off the coast of Tennessee, Georgia. Cause of death was determined to be mercury poisoning from a bad plate of hair Gates had eaten for lunch the day before.

No relation to the important Bill Gates.

donations can be made to Micro-Soft Corporation, LLC, 5555 Silicon Valley, CA, Gates's highly successful non-profit company which specializes in brewing and bottling abnormally small bottles of specialty root-beer flavored sodas for children with rickets.

Brian Dennehy will speak at the funeral, with musical accompaniment by Lil' Wayne.

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 05, 2011 08:45PM

I can't believe he's gone

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 05, 2011 08:52PM

Wormwood version8

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: But he had billions $$$$$$$$ ()
Date: October 05, 2011 08:58PM

What kindda shit form of justice is that?? Guys like that who have so much cash, should just enjoy life and travel and do fun stuff. He resigns from his job in Aug. and dies in Oct. What may him go on? What did he have to prove? What a dumbsky!!!!

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 05, 2011 09:09PM

yeayhhhh, whhy???

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: October 05, 2011 09:16PM

he dad!

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: October 05, 2011 09:25PM

Boom boom boom let me hear you say way ho.

I want that girl to sing at my funeral.

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: rip steve ()
Date: October 05, 2011 10:43PM

Parodies of Steve Jobs death are not funny and extremely uncalled for.

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: voith ()
Date: October 05, 2011 10:52PM

rip steve Wrote:
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> Parodies of Steve Jobs death are not funny and
> extremely uncalled for.

Take the tennis racquet out of your ass. This is life. This is death. This is tragedy. This is comedy.

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 06, 2011 12:54AM

macinturf

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: October 06, 2011 12:57AM

voith Wrote:
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> rip steve Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Parodies of Steve Jobs death are not funny and
> > extremely uncalled for.
>
> Take the tennis racquet out of your ass. This is
> life. This is death. This is tragedy. This is
> comedy.


Nothing about death is comedy!

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: October 06, 2011 01:01AM

Conie Wrote:
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> voith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > rip steve Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Parodies of Steve Jobs death are not funny
> and
> > > extremely uncalled for.
> >
> > Take the tennis racquet out of your ass. This
> is
> > life. This is death. This is tragedy. This is
> > comedy.
>
>
> Nothing about death is comedy!


if you cant laugh at everything, you shouldnt laugh at all.

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: Why not? ()
Date: October 06, 2011 11:31AM

Conie Wrote:
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> voith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > rip steve Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Parodies of Steve Jobs death are not funny
> and
> > > extremely uncalled for.
> >
> > Take the tennis racquet out of your ass. This
> is
> > life. This is death. This is tragedy. This is
> > comedy.
>
>
> Nothing about death is comedy!


If we all lightened up about death. It would not appear to be such a terrible thing, which it's not. It is just a part of life, maybe even the meaning of life, for all we know. It happens for thousand and thousands everyday, Jobs is dead, big deal, did you think he was going t live forever. Life will go on. The company he started will go on. Such is life.

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Re: Bill Gates dead
Posted by: Jackie Mason ()
Date: October 06, 2011 11:39AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> William "Bill" Gates of Waco, Florida died today
> at age 28 in a boating accident off the coast of
> Tennessee, Georgia. Cause of death was determined
> to be mercury poisoning from a bad plate of hair
> Gates had eaten for lunch the day before.
>
> No relation to the important Bill Gates.
>
> donations can be made to Micro-Soft Corporation,
> LLC, 5555 Silicon Valley, CA, Gates's highly
> successful non-profit company which specializes in
> brewing and bottling abnormally small bottles of
> specialty root-beer flavored sodas for children
> with rickets.
>
> Brian Dennehy will speak at the funeral, with
> musical accompaniment by Lil' Wayne.
>
> .


Oy Schmeegal!!! Now that's comedy!!

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