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How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: HELP ME!! ()
Date: October 02, 2011 08:13PM

its very obvious - and if you had the proof would you be the whistle blower

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Date: October 02, 2011 08:14PM

HELP ME!! Wrote:
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> its very obvious - and if you had the proof would
> you be the whistle blower


Stay the fuck out of it.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: but but but ()
Date: October 02, 2011 08:38PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> HELP ME!! Wrote:
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> -----
> > its very obvious - and if you had the proof
> would
> > you be the whistle blower
>
>
> Stay the fuck out of it.


i want to fuck them over

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: why do you care? ()
Date: October 02, 2011 08:53PM

Why do you care? What business is it of yours? Have you considered that it's none of your business and not your place to blow the whistle on them?

Karma will catch up to them, stay out of it.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: swag ()
Date: October 02, 2011 09:03PM

but but but Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> -----
> > HELP ME!! Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > its very obvious - and if you had the proof
> > would
> > > you be the whistle blower
> >
> >
> > Stay the fuck out of it.
>
>
> i want to fuck them over

go back to making tacos.

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How to fondle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Nopie ()
Date: October 02, 2011 10:05PM

Nope - Its very obvious and you dont have proof.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Stinkfist ()
Date: October 02, 2011 11:10PM

Listen to WTL on this one...

I am also shocked at the crap coworkers spew about their sex lives.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Tyrone ()
Date: October 03, 2011 12:02AM

How about you just mind your own damned business and not be a gossipy bitch?

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 03, 2011 12:15AM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 12/07/2014 08:21PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: October 03, 2011 01:04AM

I second the karma approach.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Shut up ()
Date: October 03, 2011 05:13AM

What are you? Some catty chick? Who the fuck cares?

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Mr. Insensitive ()
Date: October 03, 2011 06:21AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> HELP ME!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > its very obvious - and if you had the proof
> would
> > you be the whistle blower
>
> Three questions need to be answered here
> first:What is the quality and nature of your
> "proof"? Do you have photographic evidence? An
> audio or video recording? A stolen E-mail or
> illicit note?What is your goal? Do you just want
> to break up their respective marriages, have them
> disciplined or fired by their bosses, or have them
> publicly shamed in front of the rest of your
> office?Can your evidence, or how you obtained it,
> be traced back to you in any way? For example, if
> you swiped an E-mail, did you do it by sending
> yourself a copy of the E-mail to your own
> E-mail?Cold revenge can be a lot of fun and very
> emotionally satisfying, but it needs to be done
> correctly and carefully or you'll wind up with
> what they call blowback, which is when the shit
> you shoot out spatters back on you. This can wind
> up with you being fired, beaten up, expelled,
> sued, arrested, or spanked and sent to your room,
> depending on the specific circumstances.
>
> I have several ongoing revenge campaigns myself,
> but I am thoroughly isolated and inoculated from
> them being traced back to me. I just sit back and
> enjoy the idea that someone who's wronged me is
> experiencing all sorts of frustrations, vexations
> and complications, and has not the slightest clue
> who's fucking with them (or, in some of my more
> subtle escapades, that anyone's fucking with them
> at all; they likely just chalk it up to bad luck).

Don't ever listen to Chuck, he has some many revenge plans because everyone makes fun of him and his sad state of affairs (pardon the pun). Chuck is the "butt" of alot of our jokes on this page.

PS: Chuck you suck so bad, you make Obama look good!

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 03, 2011 07:48AM

The OP is just a yenta. Be a better person and mind your own business. Who knows, maybe they have open marriages...then you'll look like a fucking tool, which you are but it will confirm it.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 03, 2011 11:13AM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> I have several ongoing revenge campaigns myself,
> but I am thoroughly isolated and inoculated from
> them being traced back to me. I just sit back and
> enjoy the idea that someone who's wronged me is
> experiencing all sorts of frustrations, vexations
> and complications, and has not the slightest clue
> who's fucking with them (or, in some of my more
> subtle escapades, that anyone's fucking with them
> at all; they likely just chalk it up to bad luck).


I don't think stalking the cashier at Taco Bell because she turned down your advances counts as a 'revenge campaign'

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: October 03, 2011 11:15AM

Mind your own goddamn business.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Kimmy ()
Date: October 03, 2011 11:25AM

What is to say that their spouse doesn't already know it or possibly doesn't care. I once had drinks with a co-worker and his wife and was surprised to hear them casually chat about an affair she was having with a co-worker. Apparently they got off on talking about the "details" of their affairs.

A lot of couples who have extramarital affairs occur on both sides. She's getting laid by a co-worker and he's getting laid by a co-worker. This is 2011 over 70% of couples cheat. It's extremely easily with the internet and facebook for casual sexual hookups to occur.

In most cases "blowing the whistle" is just going to backfire on you. Everybody is going to think you are a person who can't be trusted. The couple sure isn't going to like you meddling in their business.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: October 03, 2011 11:59AM

If it is something directly affecting your work, such as they are banging away in the next cube over, then report the behavior to superiors. If you just want to be a tattle-tale then mind your own business.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: October 03, 2011 12:04PM

I say you should fuck one or both of them. Couldn't make things any less complicated could it? Besides, if they're already cheating then you know they're DTF right?

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: average joe ()
Date: October 03, 2011 12:17PM

In my experience the one who likes to report office affairs is usually an overweight woman who hasn't had sex in a long long time. Jealous that she isn't getting similar attention, she tries to put a stop to it.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: average joe ()
Date: October 03, 2011 12:18PM

So if you are going to have an affair don't let the fat employees know about it.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Michael Scott ()
Date: October 03, 2011 01:01PM

average joe Wrote:
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> In my experience the one who likes to report
> office affairs is usually an overweight woman who
> hasn't had sex in a long long time. Jealous that
> she isn't getting similar attention, she tries to
> put a stop to it.

Like that pig in my office who ruined another great Dunder-Mifflin holiday party by opening her big fat piehole.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: McFattyPaddy ()
Date: October 03, 2011 01:07PM

average joe Wrote:
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> In my experience the one who likes to report
> office affairs is usually an overweight woman who
> hasn't had sex in a long long time. Jealous that
> she isn't getting similar attention, she tries to
> put a stop to it.

+2

Can you blame her. While she is stuffing her face with ho-ho's and extreme large sodas the hot chick is getting a free ride and all the attention from the guys.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: October 03, 2011 02:11PM

average joe Wrote:
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> So if you are going to have an affair don't let
> the fat employees know about it.


touche!

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: October 03, 2011 02:40PM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 12/07/2014 08:18PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: October 03, 2011 04:24PM

Give it a rest Charles..

Well actually on second thought.. Can you launch a revenge campaign against me?

Could make things interesting, like a fun hobby.

I'll always be wondering if you are behind any misfortunes.

What ya say Charles? Arya in?

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Mr. Sensitive ()
Date: October 03, 2011 04:31PM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Give it a rest Charles..
>
> Well actually on second thought.. Can you launch a
> revenge campaign against me?
>
> Could make things interesting, like a fun hobby.
>
> I'll always be wondering if you are behind any
> misfortunes.
>
> What ya say Charles? Arya in?

In a way Chuck is responsible for the rain. You see Chuck sucks so bad, it makes God cry.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: October 03, 2011 05:54PM

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: taco hell ()
Date: October 03, 2011 06:04PM

poopstick Wrote:
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> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > I have several ongoing revenge campaigns
> myself,
> > but I am thoroughly isolated and inoculated
> from
> > them being traced back to me. I just sit back
> and
> > enjoy the idea that someone who's wronged me is
> > experiencing all sorts of frustrations,
> vexations
> > and complications, and has not the slightest
> clue
> > who's fucking with them (or, in some of my more
> > subtle escapades, that anyone's fucking with
> them
> > at all; they likely just chalk it up to bad
> luck).
>
>
> I don't think stalking the cashier at Taco Bell
> because she turned down your advances counts as a
> 'revenge campaign'


who said anything about taco bell?

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: HELP ME!! ()
Date: October 04, 2011 12:27AM

the bitch looks like whoopi goldberg
and is annoying as fuck

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: October 04, 2011 12:32AM

so you're a racist

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Call it as i see it ()
Date: October 04, 2011 07:51AM

Devil's Reject Wrote:
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> so you're a racist


How is that racist? You must be one of those dumb niggers thatll revote obama back in only due to color

If the ugly bitch looks like whoopi then karma will come back n get her

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: %%%%% ()
Date: October 04, 2011 03:04PM

Since they don't mind entertaining themselves at their spouses expense, entertain yourself at their expense. Do things like compliment their spouse in front of the other cheater. Make the spouse out to be wonderful. It will irritate the hell out of both of them.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: October 04, 2011 03:21PM

Call it as i see it Wrote:
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> Devil's Reject Wrote:
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> > so you're a racist
>
>
> How is that racist? You must be one of those dumb
> niggers thatll revote obama back in only due to
> color
>
> If the ugly bitch looks like whoopi then karma
> will come back n get her

ROFL! Too bad I'm not a "nigger" and don't even like Obama but sadly for you he will be elected and your sorry white ass is going to continue to be a depressed worthless piece of shit hating your life because of it.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Phail ()
Date: October 04, 2011 04:42PM

Devil's Reject Wrote:
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> Call it as i see it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Devil's Reject Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > so you're a racist
> >
> >
> > How is that racist? You must be one of those
> dumb
> > niggers thatll revote obama back in only due to
> > color
> >
> > If the ugly bitch looks like whoopi then karma
> > will come back n get her
>
> ROFL! Too bad I'm not a "nigger" and don't even
> like Obama but sadly for you he will be elected
> and your sorry white ass is going to continue to
> be a depressed worthless piece of shit hating your
> life because of it.

you are 0 for 2
fail again

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: Devil's Reject ()
Date: October 04, 2011 04:52PM

k

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: That's the case in every office matter ()
Date: October 04, 2011 05:30PM

average joe Wrote:
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> In my experience the one who likes to report
> office affairs is usually an overweight woman who
> hasn't had sex in a long long time. Jealous that
> she isn't getting similar attention, she tries to
> put a stop to it.


It's the fat lady who's the rat everywhere. She is sneaky, she tries to get on committees to make trouble, like safety or ergonomics or something. She doesn't give two hoots for the employees, that is furthest from her agenda, she just like having an opportunity to cause her mischief and hopes it sets her in good with the boss. Notice she always sits up front in meetings, she thinks people will think she really wants to listen to what's up and is dutiful.

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Re: How to handle co-workers cheating on their spouses
Posted by: indian food ()
Date: October 05, 2011 06:01PM

on another note

i just tried indian food for the first time
and five minutes later im on the can shitting out dark brown crap
wow now i know why indian people smell

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