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Alien Interspacial Swingers Hook-up Reproduction group
Posted by: King Rizu of Planet Mithra ()
Date: October 01, 2011 07:32PM

Attention Human Meatbags,

I and other slugmonkeys from the planet Mithra are looking to mate/reproduce/hook up with Semi-attractive or mediocre human females. If you have 46 or more chromosones, walk upright, or can solve simple to complex math problems then you are an ideal candidate for the selection process.

To attend you need only show up behind the 7-11 in Centreville VA at precisely 12 midnight. You must bring blood, DNA, and subject yourself to an hour long mildly upsetting anal probe.
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Re: Alien Interspacial Swingers Hook-up Reproduction group
Posted by: King Rizu of Planet Mithra ()
Date: October 01, 2011 07:34PM

Meatbags, you have a fine selection of xenomorphs for your entertainment and personal enjoyment.

Here is one such fine specimen from our gallery of deep space hearthrobs:
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Re: Alien Interspacial Swingers Hook-up Reproduction group
Posted by: Space Hooker ()
Date: October 01, 2011 08:26PM

C'mon boys make MY BELLY SWELL!!!
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Re: Alien Interspacial Swingers Hook-up Reproduction group
Posted by: Xeno Curious ()
Date: October 01, 2011 09:21PM

Is this for real?

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Re: Alien Interspacial Swingers Hook-up Reproduction group
Posted by: mikeymike2 ()
Date: October 02, 2011 01:16AM

will there be probing of anal regions?

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Re: Alien Interspacial Swingers Hook-up Reproduction group
Posted by: mikeymike2 ()
Date: October 02, 2011 01:17AM

ooops, of course there will.

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Re: Alien Interspacial Swingers Hook-up Reproduction group
Posted by: Terry ()
Date: November 03, 2011 03:22PM

Hilarious!

Cheers, Terry - Mistress at www.swingersclubcostarica.com and cool lifestyle resorts - www.copacabanadesirehotel.com & www.hoteldesirecostarica.com!

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Re: Alien Interspacial Swingers Hook-up Reproduction group
Posted by: King Rizu of Planet Mithra ()
Date: November 03, 2011 04:27PM

Terry Wrote:
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> Hilarious!
>
> Cheers, Terry - Mistress at
> www.swingersclubcostarica.com and cool lifestyle
> resorts - www.copacabanadesirehotel.com &
> www.hoteldesirecostarica.com!

***Begin Transmission***

There is nothing hilarious about the reproduction cycle of a slug monkey and a mediocre human female. Perhaps if you know a better way of sharing Protein, Sub standard DNA,and Chromosone materials you can communicate that to us.

Our delegation will be meeting again on 11-11-11 at 11pm behind the 7-11 for what you humans would call an "Interstellar Kegger".

If you have 46 or more chromosones, walk upright, or can solve simple to complex math problems then you are an ideal candidate for the selection process. You must bring blood, DNA, and subject yourself to an hour long mildly upsetting anal probe.

***End Communication***
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Re: Alien Interspacial Swingers Hook-up Reproduction group
Posted by: Morpheus 343 ()
Date: November 03, 2011 06:47PM

is this related to the Lamb Ctr thread alien shit?

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