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Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Mad ()
Date: September 28, 2011 04:39PM

We have great AC in our house. When we remodeled our living room and kitchen area my husband insisted on getting ceiling fans. Granted they are the updated model but I hate them with a passion. I always turn them off when he is not at home. I just hate the breeze they create. I want to take a gun to those things.

Thanks for letting me vent.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: September 28, 2011 04:43PM

They save a lot of energy and are cheaper to run than AC. I have three of them.

Do you work?


idontlikebeingrightaboutshitlikethisbutiam



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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Do I work? ()
Date: September 28, 2011 04:46PM

Thanks for asking. I do work. I make great money too. It is not a cost issue. It is a ceiling fan issue.

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: September 28, 2011 04:47PM

Whats the issue baby?

Noise? Mine are quiet....

Don't like the looks of them?


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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Delania ()
Date: September 28, 2011 04:51PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> Whats the issue baby?
>
> Noise? Mine are quiet....
>
> Don't like the looks of them?


WingNut is a CREEP

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: I love when you call me baby! ()
Date: September 28, 2011 04:51PM

If you read my post I said I hate the breeze they make. Mine are quite too. I am NOT talking some cheap ass fan either.

I was only venting.

Bye.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Steve Stunning ()
Date: September 28, 2011 04:57PM

Mad Wrote:
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> We have great AC in our house. When we remodeled
> our living room and kitchen area my husband
> insisted on getting ceiling fans. Granted they are
> the updated model but I hate them with a passion.
> I always turn them off when he is not at home. I
> just hate the breeze they create. I want to take a
> gun to those things.
>
> Thanks for letting me vent.

Maybe you need a new husband. What do you look like? If you are hot I will rip out every fan in my home for you baby. If you are fat just say so.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 28, 2011 05:18PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> They save a lot of energy and are cheaper to run
> than AC. I have three of them.

+1. I have five in my house. They run most of the time. Keeps the bills down and allow me to open the house up more than my neighbors each year.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 28, 2011 05:23PM

Get a Vornado fan.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Al Bundy ()
Date: September 28, 2011 05:24PM

Maybe he uses the fans to drown out all the nagging his wife does

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Yucky23 Imposter ()
Date: September 28, 2011 05:26PM

Men have thicker skin than women (for doing battle - rawr) and larger, more muscular body frames (also for doing battle - rawwwr).

So we create tons of body heat.

We need to cool this shit doun rite nou.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: KTHX ()
Date: September 28, 2011 05:27PM

I love when you call me baby! Wrote:
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> If you read my post I said I hate the breeze they
> make. Mine are quite too. I am NOT talking some
> cheap ass fan either.
>
> I was only venting.
>
> Bye.

back to your tub of KFC fatty

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Yucky23 Imposter ()
Date: September 28, 2011 05:33PM

Also, Men of European heritage evolved in frigid climates. While the women folk were nice and comfy in a fur blanket (that we killed!) next to a fire, we dudes were out in the fucking snow hunting bears and shit.

So our core body temperature is slightly higher than yours.

If you want a dude who doesn't mind the heat, go nig.

Their disgusting velcro hair is a like a ventilator.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 28, 2011 06:42PM

I love the ceiling fans because of the breeze they create...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Dear Steve ()
Date: September 28, 2011 06:58PM

I love my husband. We are hot. Married 17 years now. I guess after reading all the posts I think I am crazy. If the worst in my life is a little breeze I should count my self lucky.

Thanks for all of you helping me come to realize if we still have sex X so many times we still are crazy for each other. I now LOVE my ceiling fans. I hope they can cool my panties in the kitchen while I cook dinner tonight.

God bless the FFU!

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: sleepy joe ()
Date: September 28, 2011 07:05PM

I have always left my ceiling fan on at night when I go to bed. The slight amount of noise helps covers outside noise.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 28, 2011 07:24PM

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Fuck eesh ()
Date: September 28, 2011 08:05PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Get a Vornado fan.


Gay men love Vornado ceiling fans.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: I do that too ()
Date: September 28, 2011 08:08PM

sleepy joe Wrote:
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> I have always left my ceiling fan on at night when
> I go to bed. The slight amount of noise helps
> covers outside noise.


It has become a habit, even if I travel, I need the white noise of a fan. I find it sothing.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: I Love Mine ()
Date: September 28, 2011 08:12PM

I love my ceiling fan in my bedroom because it makes me feel like I'm on vacation when I lay down at night to go to sleep.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: White noise ()
Date: September 28, 2011 08:48PM

I love my white noise machine. Plus I put in my Bose headphones and I drift off.

My man can now burp and fart all he wants.

King bed plus Bose headphones and an open window on my side=happiness.

Now bitch about women. We put up with a lot. Be nice. If not I think we should refuse to shag.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Shelly ()
Date: September 28, 2011 10:33PM

Mad Wrote:
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> We have great AC in our house. When we remodeled
> our living room and kitchen area my husband
> insisted on getting ceiling fans. Granted they are
> the updated model but I hate them with a passion.
> I always turn them off when he is not at home. I
> just hate the breeze they create. I want to take a
> gun to those things.
>
> Thanks for letting me vent.

Because men are narcissistic little boys, and having "fans" of any kind feeds their fragile ego.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Shelly's Pierced Vulva ()
Date: September 28, 2011 11:00PM

Shelly Wrote:
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> Because men are narcissistic little boys, and
> having "fans" of any kind feeds their fragile ego.

You are one damaged hosebag. What man would want a miserable shrew like you?

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Bill N ()
Date: September 28, 2011 11:03PM

Sometimes it not just about temperature-it's also about air flow. A good AC can bring the temperature down to comfortable levels, but if the air isn't moving around it can feel stagnant.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 29, 2011 12:28AM

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: September 29, 2011 06:49AM

I'm a bit of a gym rat and can get be quite gassy at times. The ceiling fans do wonders moving the stench of rotten eggs out of the room while i sit and fart myself stupid. AC just doesn't cut mustard with moving air.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/29/2011 07:24AM by Hay Zeus.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 29, 2011 07:20AM

Can you imagine making an issue out of a goddamn ceiling fan? I wonder what else this bitch nags her poor husband about?

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: get a life ()
Date: September 29, 2011 07:33AM

Wait until she gets going about the water filter he installed. Another bored woman that has to invent shit to bitch about.Then wonders after 20 years of her crap why he dumped her.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: September 29, 2011 11:25AM

White noise Wrote:
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> Now bitch about women. We put up with a lot. Be
> nice. If not I think we should refuse to shag.


It's not like you're the only jar in town.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Wow ()
Date: September 29, 2011 06:49PM

You guys are just mean.

I bet you are so fun to be with. Keep jacking off by yourself because you are a bunch of losers. It was just a fucking breeze. It was not about the size of your dick or your ego.

Holy crap!

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Date: September 29, 2011 06:51PM

I use the shit out of my ceiling fans. Better than the AC any day of the week. Plus you can flick that little button on them to reverse the blades in the winter and it will move fucking heat around the house and shit.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Rhonda ()
Date: September 29, 2011 06:59PM

Wow Wrote:
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> You guys are just mean.
>
> I bet you are so fun to be with. Keep jacking off
> by yourself because you are a bunch of losers. It
> was just a fucking breeze. It was not about the
> size of your dick or your ego.
>
> Holy crap!


Apparently you don't do your research before you post on
a site that is CLEARLY over-the-top irreverant, rude, lewd,
and everything you can't fucking handle!!

your bad sweety..;)

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: clueless ()
Date: September 29, 2011 07:00PM

Dingleberry Burrito Wrote:
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> I use the shit out of my ceiling fans. Better than
> the AC any day of the week. Plus you can flick
> that little button on them to reverse the blades
> in the winter and it will move fucking heat around
> the house and shit.


Wow..really? i never knew that.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: September 29, 2011 07:02PM

Wow Wrote:
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It
> was just a fucking breeze.

Remember to repeat this when the "he" in your life gets caught banging that hot chick that lives next door in your bed.

Who would have thought "just a fucking breeze" would have led to this?

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Date: September 29, 2011 07:04PM

She should paint the blades of the fan like cocks. That way she can stand on her bed and lick them all as they spin around. A bitch with a mouth like hers needs 5 dicks whipping around it.

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> Wow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> It
> > was just a fucking breeze.
>
> Remember to repeat this when the "he" in your life
> gets caught banging that hot chick that lives next
> door in your bed.
>
> Who would have thought "just a fucking breeze"
> would have led to this?

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: September 30, 2011 10:24AM

Dingleberry Burrito Wrote:
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> She should paint the blades of the fan like cocks.
> That way she can stand on her bed and lick them
> all as they spin around. A bitch with a mouth like
> hers needs 5 dicks whipping around it.

HAHAHAHA

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Judge Smail ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:12AM

This might be the best thread here in WEEKS...

That is all.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Dear Judge Small ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:39AM

Thank you.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:50AM

i concur

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Ceiling fans are ugly ()
Date: September 30, 2011 12:02PM

Ugly!

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: u2 ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:05PM

Thats so funny .....rarwwwww

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: L ()
Date: August 11, 2013 05:30PM

I totally get why you hate fans. I hate them too and it causes so many arguments between me and my husband. I wish I could just rip the fuckers out of the ceiling. I understand they are functional but they are so goddamn ugly.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: August 11, 2013 07:41PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Get a Vornado fan.


I got this one Vornado, that motherfucker will vent the whole house on it's own. That fan does not fuck around.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: August 11, 2013 07:42PM

This bitch had to come on the internet to vent. It's that disturbing for her. A fucking ceiling fan. Thank God I'm not married to an idiot. It would drive me nuts.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 12, 2013 01:17AM

I like ceiling fans, and big open windows, with long white curtains swaying in the breeze.

I pretend I'm Ingrid Bergman, having a drink in Rick's Cafe. It's hot, but the delicate fragrance of the balmy air is intoxicating, so I don't feel the heat. Humphrey Bogart walks in and .....

Back to reality.

After installing a fan in a room with 25 ft. ceilings, I said to husband, that's beautiful... he agreed. Meanwhile, I'm thinking, it's not working, it's sticking out, it's not blending, I don't like it, I hate it.

So, I waited a few weeks... actually, one day, and told husband the fan sucked, all my fault, since I picked it out, but it's got to come down, what a stupid mistake.... sorry....

So, electrician returns and installs new fan; this one is so beautiful, so awesome, I'm so happy, but then, after a few hours, I panic.... OH, MY, GOD, the first one was better.

I plead insanity.

Help me, husband, help me, save me from this nightmare... what would you like for dinner, my dear?

The second fan came down and the first one went back up.

(imagine what the electrician was thinking)

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 12, 2013 03:01AM

Alias, this isn't the place for you to write short stories.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 12, 2013 03:23AM

I'll make my next story longer.

Did I ever tell you the one about accidentally setting my parents' car on fire at Jones Beach, Field 4?

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 12, 2013 04:24AM

Alias, do you know what comes after a short story?



A novella.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 12, 2013 03:24PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias, do you know what comes after a short story?
>
>
> A novella.

My Jones Beach story isn't a work of fiction so it couldn't be called a novella.

Maybe I should write a book of personal essays.

"Riding the Waves and the Adventures of Alias"

The title needs work.

I'll need an editor; I wonder if Harry is available...

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: mayapple ()
Date: August 12, 2013 03:55PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I like ceiling fans, and big open windows, with
> long white curtains swaying in the breeze.
>
> I pretend I'm Ingrid Bergman, having a drink in
> Rick's Cafe. It's hot, but the delicate fragrance
> of the balmy air is intoxicating, so I don't feel
> the heat. Humphrey Bogart walks in and .....
>
> Back to reality.
>
> After installing a fan in a room with 25 ft.
> ceilings, I said to husband, that's beautiful...
> he agreed. Meanwhile, I'm thinking, it's not
> working, it's sticking out, it's not blending, I
> don't like it, I hate it.
>
> So, I waited a few weeks... actually, one day, and
> told husband the fan sucked, all my fault, since I
> picked it out, but it's got to come down, what a
> stupid mistake.... sorry....
>
> So, electrician returns and installs new fan; this
> one is so beautiful, so awesome, I'm so happy, but
> then, after a few hours, I panic.... OH, MY, GOD,
> the first one was better.
>
> I plead insanity.
>
> Help me, husband, help me, save me from this
> nightmare... what would you like for dinner, my
> dear?
>
> The second fan came down and the first one went
> back up.
>
> (imagine what the electrician was thinking)

ha, that is funny. We had one of our ceiling fans shake loose one night. I woke up at 2 in the morning and heard a fast, loud banging noise downstairs then suddenly CRASH!! You could hear glass shattering and it sounded like someone kicked in our front door, I was terrified. We finally went downstairs, and saw that out ceiling fan and shook itself right out of the ceiling and came crashing down onto our glass coffee table. The loud clapping must have been the fan blades slapping into the ceiling as it was wobbling. It nearly scared my husband and I to death. It was a pretty new fan that we had stolen out of a hotel room in Ocean City, my husband installed it but I guess he didn't do too good of a job. I certainly gave him an earful after that whole ordeal.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 12, 2013 04:15PM

Alias Wrote:
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> "Riding the Waves and the Adventures of Alias"




Sounds like a journey through mental illness.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: August 12, 2013 04:22PM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias, do you know what comes after a short
> story?
> >
> >
> > A novella.
>
> My Jones Beach story isn't a work of fiction so it
> couldn't be called a novella.
>
> Maybe I should write a book of personal essays.
>
> "Riding the Waves and the Adventures of Alias"
>
> The title needs work.
>
> I'll need an editor; I wonder if Harry is
> available...


This sounds like it could be an erotic romance novel.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 13, 2013 01:30AM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> This sounds like it could be an erotic romance
> novel.

Yes..... I mean, NO.

Although, I'm open to creative interpretation should Hollywood turn my essays into a blockbuster movie.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 13, 2013 01:50AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > "Riding the Waves and the Adventures of Alias"
>
>
> Sounds like a journey through mental illness.


eesh, this isn't about your life, although, should it become a made-for-TV movie, you might have a small role playing the gay guy in the blond wig I'm forced to kill.

Wouldn't that be funny?

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: hollacost ()
Date: August 13, 2013 02:37AM

Alias Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > > "Riding the Waves and the Adventures of Alias"
>
> >
> >
> > Sounds like a journey through mental illness.
>
>
> eesh, this isn't about your life, although, should
> it become a made-for-TV movie, you might have a
> small role playing the gay guy in the blond wig
> I'm forced to kill.
>
> Wouldn't that be funny?

it'd be funny if there were a movie where you went around hunting for Jews. Alias, Slayer of Jews.

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Re: Why do men love ceiling fans?
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 13, 2013 02:54AM

hollacost Wrote:
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Ah, a liberal wants to write the screenplay. How nice.

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