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Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 19, 2011 10:47PM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/27/2011 09:07PM by Mr. Misery.
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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Save the children ()
Date: September 19, 2011 10:51PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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Why am I disliked?
Because you are a Psycho!

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 19, 2011 10:52PM

I like the mysticism

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Katelynn ()
Date: September 19, 2011 11:00PM

maybe you are just a little bit weird for her?

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Save the children ()
Date: September 19, 2011 11:01PM

Mr. Misery= attention seeker

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 19, 2011 11:02PM

Katelynn Wrote:
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> maybe you are just a little bit weird for her?


how'd you like a small dick up your ass?

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 19, 2011 11:04PM

I am a very sweet, gentle, soft-spoken young man. I don't understand why a very nice lady like Genevieve would dislike me.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 19, 2011 11:46PM

why doesn't she like me

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: September 20, 2011 12:25AM

wanting to be liked is not something to be liked.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 20, 2011 12:37AM

I don't understand. I'm sweet, gentle, soft-spoken, polite, gentlemanly, caring, sensitive...........I'm a very sweet and nice young man.


Genevieve, what is it?

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Date: September 20, 2011 07:01AM

Not everyone is going to like you, nor should they have to. Realizing this is the first step toward becoming a happy, self-realizing person.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 20, 2011 07:32AM

Miz, Gen may not understand you. When you're not understood , you may be feared. It wasn't so long ago you scared Gordon Blvd away.
Not judging you, lord knows I've been sending women running for the exits since puberty, but through trial and error I can tell you you have to go easy with nice girls like Gordon and Gen.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Why? ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:44AM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> Miz, Gen may not understand you. When you're not
> understood , you may be feared. It wasn't so long
> ago you scared Gordon Blvd away.
> Not judging you, lord knows I've been sending
> women running for the exits since puberty, but
> through trial and error I can tell you you have to
> go easy with nice girls like Gordon and Gen.


maybe it's because you are a useless piece of shit, and your a crybaby who always talks about killing yourself

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mong0Lloyd ()
Date: September 20, 2011 09:02AM

Women who have something to offer have an acute sense of their relative worth based on the kind of man they think they can hold out for. I have NO idea who Genevieve is but, based on your public expression of grief because of rejection, I think I can reverse engineer this Genevieve.

Look at the TYPE of chick Genevieve is and see what kind of dude such women are seen with. The guy is probably pulling down a solid middle class paycheck, was a college athlete back in the day, and has all the trappings of success.

Now, look at yourself and see the kind of chicks who will settle for your type. Such women who will troll at your level have only niggers or guys like you to settle for. Best to seek out prostitutes and pay for them to pretend they dig you.

Or go without and save up for a Real Doll. A hot, but fake, chick that will give you easy sexual satisfaction. That's better than a real chick who will only reflect your shame and failure back to you.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Gen X ()
Date: September 20, 2011 11:18AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> why doesn't she like me


Because she is a whore who now strips at paper moon and dates magik mark for his great drugs.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Cool it ()
Date: September 20, 2011 11:35AM

She may be too fast for you. Out of your league, she's one sophisticated Momma.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: CleavegeFan ()
Date: September 20, 2011 11:39AM

Mong0Lloyd Wrote:
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A hot, but fake, chick that will give you easy sexual
> satisfaction.

+1 Amen to that!

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 22, 2011 08:43PM

Genevieve is always eating expensive things for dinner

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 22, 2011 08:44PM

and so is Meeper

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 22, 2011 08:44PM

maybe they are currently having sexual relations with each other

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 22, 2011 08:50PM

why

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Gen&Meepy sitting in a tree...f.u.c.k.i.n.g ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:56PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> maybe they are currently having sexual relations
> with each other


Bingo!

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:57AM

As an old school poster who has slammed some beers with Genevieve(at one time) and passed out on her futon.

I'll give some tips. She hates motorcycles, cats and water.

If you want to get her attention, don't call her Genevieve. She hates that. She goes by the "G" or "Gen."

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Jerker. ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:25AM

Lurker. Wrote:
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> As an old school poster who has slammed some beers
> with Genevieve(at one time) and passed out on her
> futon.
>
> I'll give some tips. She hates motorcycles, cats
> and water.
>
> If you want to get her attention, don't call her
> Genevieve. She hates that. She goes by the "G"
> or "Gen."


Stfu, liar...you still stalk her.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Date: September 23, 2011 06:47AM

Lurker. Wrote:
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> As an old school poster who has slammed some beers
> with Genevieve(at one time) and passed out on her
> futon.
>
> I'll give some tips. She hates motorcycles, cats
> and water.
>
> If you want to get her attention, don't call her
> Genevieve. She hates that. She goes by the "G"
> or "Gen."

Why the hell would she hate drinking water?

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 23, 2011 07:10AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> and so is Meeper


Re: expensive things for dinner

I drank a few PBR's out of the can and ate Lean Cuisine spaghetti for dinner last night.

Long day.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 23, 2011 07:48AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> maybe they are currently having sexual relations
> with each other
Meeper, may I smell your hands?

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Toto ()
Date: September 23, 2011 07:56AM

obvious is obvious Wrote:
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> Lurker. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As an old school poster who has slammed some
> beers
> > with Genevieve(at one time) and passed out on
> her
> > futon.
> >
> > I'll give some tips. She hates motorcycles,
> cats
> > and water.
> >
> > If you want to get her attention, don't call
> her
> > Genevieve. She hates that. She goes by the
> "G"
> > or "Gen."
>
> Why the hell would she hate drinking water?


because gen is the wicked witch of the west and the bitch will melt

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:05AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> why doesn't she like me


I have never said that I don't like you. I simply don't know you. Interacting on this forum isn't the same as meeting someone in person. I see only your online persona, which may not accurately represent who you are.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:07AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> I drank a few PBR's out of the can and ate Lean
> Cuisine spaghetti for dinner last night.

Yesterday was also an unimpressive food day for me... Dinner was half of a trader joe's frozen pizza. Neither expensive nor gourmet.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:18AM

Mong0Lloyd Wrote:
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> Look at the TYPE of chick Genevieve is and see
> what kind of dude such women are seen with. The
> guy is probably pulling down a solid middle class
> paycheck, was a college athlete back in the day,
> and has all the trappings of success.

Successful? Very. College degree? No. Sports? Does Kung Fu count?

I think you have made a few mistakes in your analysis... He is perfect for me, but is certainly not the preppy middle class guy you are perhaps suggesting. He is just plain weird and for that, I will never be bored.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:22AM

Jerker. Wrote:
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> Lurker. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > As an old school poster who has slammed some beers
> > with Genevieve(at one time) and passed out on her
> > futon.

> Stfu, liar...you still stalk her.

I believe it was a papasan.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Date: September 23, 2011 09:25AM

Genevieve Wrote:
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>
> Successful? Very. College degree? No. Sports?
> Does Kung Fu count?
>
> I think you have made a few mistakes in your
> analysis... He is perfect for me, but is certainly
> not the preppy middle class guy you are perhaps
> suggesting. He is just plain weird and for that, I
> will never be bored.


Hmmm....

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:31AM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> Yesterday was also an unimpressive food day for
> me... Dinner was half of a trader joe's frozen
> pizza. Neither expensive nor gourmet.

That Lean Cuisine Spaghetti with Meat Sauce is actually pretty good with some ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon. I felt like I was in Tuscany.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:37AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Genevieve Wrote:
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> -----
> > Yesterday was also an unimpressive food day for
> > me... Dinner was half of a trader joe's frozen
> > pizza. Neither expensive nor gourmet.
>
> That Lean Cuisine Spaghetti with Meat Sauce is
> actually pretty good with some ice cold Pabst Blue
> Ribbon. I felt like I was in Tuscany.


lol. The Olive Garden must make you feel like you're in heaven.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 23, 2011 10:28AM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why doesn't she like me
>
>
> I have never said that I don't like you. I simply
> don't know you. Interacting on this forum isn't
> the same as meeting someone in person. I see only
> your online persona, which may not accurately
> represent who you are.


all of the PMS's I've sent you are accurate representations. And you'll notice I never sexually harass you like I do the other female posters. I've been very good about not doing that.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Miserable douche ()
Date: September 23, 2011 10:42AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> And you'll notice I never
> sexually harass you like I do the other female
> posters. I've been very good about not doing that.


Translation: I think all women are whores, especially those who have rejected me; but not you Gen, because you are my current obsession. However, once you reject me, you will be a whore in my eyes...just like all other women.


Way to win Gen over, misery!

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 23, 2011 10:44AM

I'm a human being.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 23, 2011 10:51AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm a human being.

The Elephant Man said the same thing.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: know for a fact ()
Date: September 23, 2011 10:56AM

Mr. Misery wants to fuck Alias up the ass.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 23, 2011 11:21AM

know for a fact Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery wants to fuck Alias up the ass.
Doesn't everyone?

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: bring hung ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:24PM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> know for a fact Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery wants to fuck Alias up the ass.
> Doesn't everyone?


Alias is an idiot, a bitch, a fuckin dumbass, and a tool.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: totellthetruth ()
Date: September 23, 2011 02:02PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I like you. Why am I disliked? Is it my looks?
>
>
> I don't understand. You're the sweetest person on
> here. I'm not even kidding, I really do like you.
> I think you're a lovely young woman and you're for
> real. I like you. I don't know why you don't like
> me. Because I like you.
>
> You're a sweet young lady.


Shes a lesbian.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: September 23, 2011 02:38PM

bring hung Wrote:
>
> Alias is an idiot, a bitch, a fuckin dumbass, and
> a tool.

You seem sweet.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 23, 2011 04:44PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2012 06:59PM by Alias.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: geronimo1 ()
Date: September 23, 2011 05:01PM

Alias is merely the Cunt-Fuckwit of the forum, even though it has a dick and lives in Petersburg.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 23, 2011 05:44PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2012 06:59PM by Alias.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 23, 2011 07:14PM

I get all kindos of girls you dont even know.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Inteeresting ()
Date: September 23, 2011 07:40PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Genevieve is always eating expensive things for
> dinner


She'd like my backyard, I got escargot sliding all over the place. Some don't even have shells, she'd have a culinary mystical experience.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:06PM

try my product.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:15PM

I've recently come to appreciate escargo. Though tonight was seared (mostly cold) tuna with wasabi sauce. Noms.

And just to reiterate, I don't dislike you Mis. I just can't form a friendship with someone I don't really know.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:46PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> I've recently come to appreciate escargo. Though
> tonight was seared (mostly cold) tuna with wasabi
> sauce. Noms.
>
> And just to reiterate, I don't dislike you Mis. I
> just can't form a friendship with someone I don't
> really know.


why don't you get to know me then?

that thing you described eating sounds expensive. You know what I had for dinner tonight? A cold double cheeseburger from Mac Donald's that I got last night that I couldn't eat because my stomach hurt.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: My Friend, Miz ()
Date: September 25, 2011 02:51PM

I remember the first time I met my friend, Miz.

He was abominably hairy, on the inside of the arms as well as the outside, and even the ears themselves. The only places on him where the hair did not grow were the soles of his hands and feet and beneath his eyes. He was frightfully ugly, his ferocious grinning mouth and huge down-hanging under-lip being in harmony with his terrible eyes.

He bent forward from the hips as he walked; and so far forward did he bend, and so long were his arms, that with every step he touched the knuckles of his hands to the ground on either side of him. He was awkward in the semi-erect position of walking that he assumed, and he really touched his knuckles to the ground in order to balance himself. But oh, I tell you he could run on all-fours! And spring twenty feet horizontally from a sitting position.

At first meeting, he closed with me, and we went at it for all the world like a couple of small boys fighting. We scratched and bit, pulled hair, clinched, and threw each other down. I remember I succeeded in getting on him what in my Army days I learned was called a half-Nelson. This hold gave me the decided advantage. But I did not enjoy it long. He twisted up one leg, and with the foot made so savage an onslaught upon my abdomen as to threaten to disembowel me. I had to release him in order to save myself, and then we went at it again.

Well, anyway, that's the story of my friend, Miz.

He is a diamond in the rough.

It will be the lucky woman who takes that diamond for her own.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Hey Gen! ()
Date: September 25, 2011 03:36PM

Check out this vid of Miz dancing.

No CGI. Just the power of cold Big Macs.


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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: better then ()
Date: September 25, 2011 04:17PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Genevieve Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've recently come to appreciate escargo.
> Though
> > tonight was seared (mostly cold) tuna with
> wasabi
> > sauce. Noms.
> >
> > And just to reiterate, I don't dislike you Mis.
> I
> > just can't form a friendship with someone I
> don't
> > really know.
>
>
> why don't you get to know me then?
>
> that thing you described eating sounds expensive.
> You know what I had for dinner tonight? A cold
> double cheeseburger from Mac Donald's that I got
> last night that I couldn't eat because my stomach
> hurt.


Alot better then snails, one of the lowest form of life on the food chain. Related to slugs, in fact they are slugs with a shell. I'd take a cold burger from Mac's anyday.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: September 27, 2011 12:57AM

I want attention. Give some to me.

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: alanis morissette ()
Date: October 04, 2015 10:17PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I want attention. Give some to me.


To think at one time all Misery wanted was attention. Now that he's William Moreno all he wants is for people to stop posting about him.

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

BTW, nice work creeping out yet another girl on this site!


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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: iLL ()
Date: October 04, 2015 10:20PM

Amen! ^

He wanted attention and now he's gotten it and I will personally make sure William Robert Moreno is never forgotten!

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Control Z ()
Date: October 04, 2015 10:20PM

Who is this Moreno?

Drummer for Smithereens or Cheap Trick?

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Re: Genevieve, why don't you like me?
Posted by: Mr State the Obvious ()
Date: October 06, 2015 06:25PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Not everyone is going to like you, nor should they
> have to. Realizing this is the first step toward
> becoming a happy, self-realizing person.


No shit Dipshit Doctor, tell us something we don't know!!!!

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