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Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: September 17, 2011 10:21PM

I do at home and in public. A lot of nasty MF don't. Why I don't like shaking hands.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/17/2011 10:24PM by dika-dika.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: On ocassions ()
Date: September 17, 2011 11:40PM

Only if I get my hands dirty enough that it bothers me. Like if when I get a good chunk of shit on my hands while wiping.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: whywouldi ()
Date: September 18, 2011 02:14AM

NOPE.

I know that my dick is clean.

PLUS...do you not understand that your body has an immune system?
Scared to shake a hand?? really??? You remind me of my 4 month old niece.
So take the purell off your keychain, and quit being a germaphobe. You people are weird.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: Larry Craig ()
Date: September 18, 2011 02:28AM

You're supposed to wash your hands BEFORE you tinkle.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: September 18, 2011 08:54AM

I heard there are microscopic bugs that live in dark,moist places, like your momma's pussy

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: Burger King veggie slicer ()
Date: September 18, 2011 09:01AM

dika-dika Wrote:
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> I do at home and in public. A lot of nasty MF
> don't. Why I don't like shaking hands.


I NEVER wash my hands while Im at work. Just my little revenge on the rest of the world because I lost my decent job to the recession so now I work fast food because Im too proud to take unemployment or welfare.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: CERTenlty45454 ()
Date: September 18, 2011 09:59AM

Me no like you looses job. BUts you get people sick because you breaks law and nose watch hands is bad. SHameds of yourselves.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: Pancake house ()
Date: September 18, 2011 11:27AM

Hell no! That's the company's policy, not mine! In this world there are too many do's and don'ts and the average slob like myself can't choose or don't have a choice in the matter. This one, I do, and I get itchy balls, I don't even wash my hands after I needs to scratch em. And I gets bad hemmoroid too, and I gets the stinky fingers. Heck, that's the way I see, it, a freedom of choice.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 20, 2011 12:46PM

Wash hands? That ruins the smell!

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: Yucky23 ()
Date: September 20, 2011 01:33PM

We had some niggers fresh off the boat from Africa working in our home as maids a few years ago.

I walk up the stairs to my room and as I pass the bathroom this fucking nig is taking a nasty shit with the fucking door wide open and is just fucking staring at me as a I pass him by...

I go into my room and close my door shaking my head in disbelief over how savage nigs are and I can hear EVERYTHING "going on"...

Every fucking 3rd world *plop*, I heard it.

And to top it off, this fucking obama supporter DOESN'T EVEN WASH HIS GODDAMNED HANDS!

He just flushes the fucking toilet and walks the fuck off to go make our food and fold our clothes.

I demanded that my father fire this slave but he's a typical fucking liberal nigger lover and he was "proud" to hire nigs and was upset with ME for protesting.

I had to put up with MONTHS of that bullshit until my father witnessed his precious little nig servants randomly screaming at my younger sister in whatever primitive African mongoloid language they spoke.

FINALLY he listened to me and fired those Democrats.

I also didn't use that fucking toilet for months because I was absolutely terrorfied of being infected with their nigger AIDS.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: jenjen ()
Date: September 20, 2011 01:57PM

ima gurl so yea washing your hands is important

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: Outhouse Joe ()
Date: September 20, 2011 03:54PM

Na, why bother, the stuff gets under your fingernails and its holy hell to get it out. Luckily I bite my fingernails so that gets rid of some of the gunk.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: To Yucky23 ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:04PM

Yucky (how appropriate), how you have suffered! A black maid took a shit in your bathroom. How dare they! You are one spoiled, repulsive little weasel.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: Yucky23 ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:48PM

To Yucky23 Wrote:
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> Yucky (how appropriate), how you have suffered! A
> black maid took a shit in your bathroom. How dare
> they! You are one spoiled, repulsive little
> weasel.


It made me love cock.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: Rosie ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:55PM

dika-dika Wrote:
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> I do at home and in public. A lot of nasty MF
> don't. Why I don't like shaking hands.


That's a sign of age. Soon you'll weird out if
you have to use your hand to pull a door open.
And going to a retail establishment that doesn't have wipes
in the entrance...you might just go back to your car.

I blame Dr. Oz.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: Pussy ()
Date: September 20, 2011 09:03PM

Priapus Wrote:
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> I heard there are microscopic bugs that live in
> dark,moist places, like your momma's pussy


And in your uncircumcised dick Priapus!

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: erik ()
Date: September 20, 2011 10:26PM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> Wash hands? That ruins the smell!'

I'm not proud to admit it, but the results of a good ball-scratch might just equal the finest catnip.

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Re: Do you Wash your hands after taking a Piss/Shit?
Posted by: Future Cats ()
Date: September 20, 2011 10:54PM

I don't have to. Ever.

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