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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 11, 2011 02:31AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2012 09:05PM by Alias.

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 11, 2011 02:47AM


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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 11, 2011 03:06AM

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: September 11, 2011 07:13AM

Did you get your value meal for free because of their mistake?

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: ,mnbmnb ()
Date: September 11, 2011 10:42AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Earlier this evening, in a restaurant, a waiter
> tripped, spilling a bucket of water and ice all
> over me.
>
> What a surprise!
>
> And, somewhat embarrassing...


Its called..due justice.

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: September 11, 2011 10:49AM

So where's the wet T-shirt pic? POIDH

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: September 11, 2011 10:52AM

Waiters where they serve value meals? That would mean Alias was either at a really fancy McDonald's or a horribly shitty table service restaurant.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Did you get your value meal for free because of
> their mistake?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 11, 2011 05:19PM

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: WVBB ()
Date: September 11, 2011 05:25PM

Alias Wrote:
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> tomahawk Wrote:
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> > So where's the wet T-shirt pic? POIDH
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> Ha!
>
> Sorry, I didn't take any pics...
>
> Luckily, I was wearing black, we were sitting
> outside and it was after dark.

What restaurant was it?

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: Figures ()
Date: September 11, 2011 05:35PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Luckily, I was wearing black
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Re: Tonight
Posted by: Stevey ()
Date: September 11, 2011 05:46PM

Did they charge you for the meal? I mean they should at least have given you a freebe.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 11, 2011 08:23PM

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 11, 2011 08:38PM

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 11, 2011 09:58PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Ruth's Chris





Probably more like Arby's or IHOP.

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: Fairfax Square ()
Date: September 11, 2011 10:08PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Ruth's Chris

Was it at the Fairfax Corner location?

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: Gaylias ()
Date: September 11, 2011 10:15PM

Fairfax Square Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > Ruth's Chris
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> Was it at the Fairfax Corner location?



No, I was at the one in Richmond.

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: geronimo1 ()
Date: September 11, 2011 10:31PM

Alias Wrote:
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> WVBB Wrote:
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> > Alias Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > tomahawk Wrote:
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > So where's the wet T-shirt pic? POIDH
> > >
> > > Ha!
> > >
> > > Sorry, I didn't take any pics...
> > >
> > > Luckily, I was wearing black, we were sitting
> > > outside and it was after dark.
> >
> > What restaurant was it?
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>
> Ruth's Chris


You wouldn't even know how to reserve a table at Ruth's Chris, Cunt-fuckwit.
Pull your fuckwit penis out of your ear and admit you were at some possum stew redneck joint in Shitmond. And stop being such a cunt-fuckwit in general.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:04AM

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 12, 2011 10:10AM

Maybe the waiter was trying to tell you that you needed a douche?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 12, 2011 12:10PM

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 12, 2011 12:12PM

> To your question of motive.... maybe he just
> wanted to make me.... oops, I better stop
> typing.... I was about to "say" something very
> inappropriate.

Oh come on...spill the beans!

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 12, 2011 12:21PM

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: jjj high ()
Date: September 12, 2011 12:34PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I can't say it in front of everyone...... so,
> c'mere, PV, lean down, let me whisper in your ear.


Your teeth are gross.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:26PM

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: Bill N ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:40PM

Alias Wrote:
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> And, to your left, General Hill was killed while
> ascending that staircase, by a Yankee soldier.....
> oh, and look over here...

I hope it doesnt ruin your experience, but it is unlikely that any Confederate General named Hill was killed at Bellgrade. There were two Confederate generals named Hill I know of that served in Virginia. D.H. Hill of North Carolina survived the war. A.P. Hill of Virginia was killed by U.S. troops at Petersburg in April, 1865. All descriptions of his death have him being shot while riding across a field to join his troops on the day U.S. forces broke the Confederate lines, and they have him dying almost immediately. I think his body was temporarily burried in Chesterfield County because U.S. forces captured Richmond the next day. Perhaps he was temporarily buried there and the stories got mixed up.

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Re: Tonight
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:53PM

Alias Wrote:
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> > > To your question of motive.... maybe he just
> > > wanted to make me.... oops, I better stop
> > > typing.... I was about to "say" something
> very
> > > inappropriate.
> >
> > Oh come on...spill the beans!
>
> I can't say it in front of everyone...... so,
> c'mere, PV, lean down, let me whisper in your ear.

Damn..that gave me goose bumps!
What was the question again?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: September 12, 2011 02:42PM

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