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Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: August 26, 2011 06:55PM

...as We Know it.

Get a front row seat and stock up with MRE's!

Just got these out of my end-of-the-world-supply in my closet...


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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Date: August 26, 2011 06:56PM

I love the labeling. Like "The Warfighter" has a fucking choice in the matter.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: August 26, 2011 06:59PM

Yea haha i know... when i was issued them, the guy next to me said the exact same thing lol (no joke)

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 26, 2011 07:03PM

At least he won't be hungry when DC and MD loses PEPCO power for several days.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: I can just imagine.... ()
Date: August 26, 2011 07:26PM

A couple of regular posters, (we all know who), getting out their firearms and oiling them up for the expected anti-climax of this storm. Their imaginations are most likely running wild and they are expecting a big cataclysmic event to unfold. Oiling down their combat knives and bayonets just in case the crazed crowds decend upon their cozy suburban homes and disrupt their fat life styles. Those people are more frightening then any hurricane. And that's a fact.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Trischelle ()
Date: August 26, 2011 09:37PM



That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock,
speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies
breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population,
common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its
own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the
reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
light, feeling pretty psyched.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn,
return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning,
blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle,
light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh,
this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament,
a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives
and I decline.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite.
Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic,
slam, but neck, right? Right.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine...

America, my work here is done!

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: munchies ()
Date: November 29, 2014 06:59AM

Eli the "warfighter"

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Wayfarer ()
Date: November 29, 2014 11:04AM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/19/2018 06:49AM by Wayfarer.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: A-DCProf ()
Date: November 29, 2014 02:47PM

Add a dictionary to your list.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: whatIdid ()
Date: November 30, 2014 02:57AM

My end of USA collection of stuff.
Tons of solar cells. First ones will be faced down and Have it built as a roof hangover for in the back of the house.

I have bought $600 in car oil.
I have bought $600 in chlorine bleach.
I have bought $600 in tooth paste
I have bought $600 in dental floss
I have bought $600 in mouth wash
I have bought $2000 in MRE's Will buy more soon.
I have bought $600 in underwear will keep it wrapped in the factory plastic.
I have bought $600 in new shoes. About $40 each shoe.
I have bought $1000 in various seeds kept in a special container to extend its storage life.
I have lots of freeze dried foods that will keep for long time.


Air compressor
AC generator with modified muffler so it runs as silent as possible.

A few shovels and some gardening tools as well.

I have bought 5 of those plastic 50 gallon canisters for rain water collection along with the related gear to feed into them. 1 thimble of chlorine will be added to the 50 gallon water jugs to make it safe to drink for long term storage when time arrives.

Keeping various propaganda in boxes to make it look like I am for who ever is the political winner as to attempt to keep various savages out of my house.

Sold my new car and bought used POS as not to invite potential scum to my home.
Bought tire repair kits to keep cost down

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: TLLKW ()
Date: November 30, 2014 05:48AM

The warfighter recommends them over the alternative -- starving.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Wayfarer ()
Date: November 08, 2015 06:55AM

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Fuck MRE's ()
Date: November 08, 2015 10:41AM

A few MREs (50 to 100) are great to have on hand if you have to eat on the run but they store for only 5 years under ideal storage conditions. The dehydrated stuff will store 18 to 25 years. That is what you really want to stock up on plus water and 5 different ways to purify water.

http://beprepared.com/food-storage.html

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: November 08, 2015 10:59AM

Buy gold rightards. Ads selling gold are going through the roof again. Everyone is tryinf to sell their supply.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Tc7TU ()
Date: November 08, 2015 07:03PM

someone has to eat it w/in a year ... but i got digestive disorder

guess that means you'll have to stop ordering pizza hurry up

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: My Way To Prep ()
Date: November 08, 2015 08:10PM

I have put away 50 $1000.00 bags of general circulation silver quarters and silver dimes - Pre 1964.

If the end isn't here before I croak, my family will get the surprise of this treasure hoard. I had safes installed in my basement with poured concrete, and that is also where my guns and ammo are stored.

I have some freeze dried food items, and a hand pump in my basement for the well I drilled under the house.

I have 3 older Chevrolet trucks - Pre 1985 that are easy to repair, and a nice collection of repair parts for each truck. Each truck is 4x4, and have the same motor and manual transmissions.

I have 5000 gallons unleaded gasoline in 500 gallon poly tanks, and 4 Honda 6000W generators.

All of this is in Clifton off of Henderson Road right under your nose.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Vexxxed ()
Date: November 08, 2015 08:34PM

My Way To Prep Wrote:
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> I have put away 50 $1000.00 bags of general
> circulation silver quarters and silver dimes - Pre
> 1964.

So roughly speaking, you have an amount of coins equal to the weight of a Honda Civic?

That must be cumbersome carrying all that around in a change purse.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Preparation H ()
Date: November 08, 2015 08:37PM

If it's the end of the world then why worry yourself with stuff? Just get drunk, get laid and have a last laugh.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: ready for end of the world ()
Date: November 08, 2015 09:41PM


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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2015 09:48PM

I miss Eli; he added character to this site.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Date: November 08, 2015 10:41PM

Laying back in the bunker deep under the trailer having a laugh.

A few food stuffs to keep you round huh?
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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: vt65e33 ()
Date: November 09, 2015 09:14AM

your wasting you time and money. on jan 1, 2016 obama will declare martial law to stay in office and all white christian s will be rounded up and disarmed then sent to fema concentration camps.

the muslims will be in control

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: The Real Preperation is... ()
Date: November 09, 2015 09:53AM

Have you found Jesus? He's your only solution and savior when the end of times happens. The rest is capitalistic self-absorbent chickenshit.
Think about this boys and girls.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Alas Babylon ()
Date: November 09, 2015 10:25AM

I have a 1963 pickup truck that's EMP proof...

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Not dead yet ()
Date: November 09, 2015 01:22PM

Fuck MRE's Wrote:
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> A few MREs (50 to 100) are great to have on hand
> if you have to eat on the run but they store for
> only 5 years under ideal storage conditions. The
> dehydrated stuff will store 18 to 25 years. That
> is what you really want to stock up on plus water
> and 5 different ways to purify water.
>
> http://beprepared.com/food-storage.html

I have numerous cases of MRE's and I regularly eat the older ones dating back to the early/mid 1990's when camping. I'm living proof that MRE'S readily keep 20+ years.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: HeavenAndEarth ()
Date: November 10, 2015 11:38AM

The Real Preperation is... Wrote:
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> Have you found Jesus? He's your only solution and
> savior when the end of times happens. The rest is
> capitalistic self-absorbent chickenshit.
> Think about this boys and girls.

You're spot on Brother!
This world offers nothing -- Store up your treasures in heaven and not on earth --- you can prepare a bit as well for the unforeseen -- that is a wise thing to do.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: On the 1st day..... ()
Date: November 10, 2015 11:44AM

The Real Preperation is... Wrote:
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> Have you found Jesus? He's your only solution and
> savior when the end of times happens. The rest is
> capitalistic self-absorbent chickenshit.
> Think about this boys and girls.


Jesus told me in a dream that the OP is a faggot

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: .223 rem ()
Date: November 10, 2015 11:46AM

25,000 rounds of .223

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: .223 rem ()
Date: November 10, 2015 11:46AM

100 round mag with a bump fire stock

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Internet Wannabe Rambos ()
Date: November 10, 2015 12:08PM

.223 rem Wrote:
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> 100 round mag with a bump fire stock


Who are you gonna shoot? Jesus? Maybe you might grow up before it happens.

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Re: Preperations For The End of The World...
Posted by: Three Stew Night ()
Date: November 10, 2015 12:51PM

Eli's coming. Hide your beef stew, boys.

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