I want to start a thread where we can all start rumors about other posters, or just outright lies. Post your gossip, lies and rumors here.


you're never gonna believe what I just found out about wally pip..........the dude is actually like 17 years old and lives in Clifton.......and get this.........he knows a guy who knew a guy who went to barber college with a chick who dated a dude who once heard a story of a guy who met David Duchovny on the Metro one time on Sept. 10, 2001, and was told by Duchovny that "a great metal bird would set the skies aflame on the 11th day of the 9th month of the first year of the first decade of the 21st century of the second millenia, and that a great nubian prince would rise from the land of the wind to become king of the land of plenty.

also heard that Fruppie made out with Shadow at Chics & Wings during a Super Bowl party five years ago, but Shadows husband walked in on them, and Fruppie made a pass at him, but Shadow was like "nuh-uh" and snatched the weave right off Fruppie's head.

I heard that Stinkfist once met Joe Biden at Ben's Chili Bowl and accidentally referred to Barrack Obama as "boy".

also heard that Registered Voter was at the Patriot Center for a Michael Buble concert in April, and that he dropped a huge thing of nachos all over the floor while he was walking up the steps to his seat.

got wind that ferfux was at an all-night kegger at Mary Washington University Monday night and threw up while making out with the drummer from All Five Seasons.

a little bird told me hoocoodanode was spotted leaving the restroom of the Wendy's in Arlington on Wilson Blvd. holding hands with an inebriated ThePackLeader, who was also buttoning up his jeans. I heard Genevieve was at the Rock N' Roll Hotel in DC later that night for a Black Out Band show and was seen talking and laughing with hoocoo, sans ThePackLeader. Word is that the Pack-Man had a case of whisky-dick when he and hoocoo were fooling around in the back lot of El Taco in Manassas earlier that night.

word on the street is Harry Tuttle was seen out on the town Sunday night with a very gussied up pas'ion. Heard they were seen necking in the parking lot of the Anita's in Herndon, and then again later in a phone booth on the corner of Swinks Mill Rd. out near Mclean.

a friend of a friend who works at the Regal Cinemas out in Sterling told me he saw eesh several years back buy a ticket to see Christmas With The Kranks. He was alone.

saw on another blog an anonymous post that indicated a person fitting the description of Alias was seen leaving a Meade show at a dive bar on Monument Ave. in Richmond Tuesday evening. This same person wrote that she was also seen shoplifting batteries from a convenience store in Short Pump.

a little bird intimated that TheMeeper was overheard making racial slurs to a coworker on the patio outside Jammin' Java Friday night during a Trebor Snika show.




some quick hits:


ferfux is a girl.

Robert Greyberg is the Bunny Man.

Hatemotor bought out Filmdex after a fierce bidding war with Jack Dale.

GMU Hokie was seen making out with the Centreville Batmobile Man.

The "Primerica Is A Rip-Off" truck on Old Dominion Dr. is actually a mobile stash-house of K2 herbal incense operated by Whatzit Tooya and owned by Fairfax County's Master of Metal. The two are also lovers.

Another helicopter was spotted over Centreville. I hear GMU Hokie was seen outside Westfield's pointing a laser pointer up into the sky around the same time.

ferfux has been indicted on charges of fraud and racketeering for "fixing" her "hot or not: Danielle "Dani" Diesel from American Pickers" thread and bribing Gravis to exercise his admin powers to keep it alive despite it's lack of relevance or entertainment value. Gravis is also under investigation and has been relieved from his position by TheModerator.

tina was a cop.

the poster who used to go by "mariokart" is actually the same poster as "Firrat". Firrat is actually Tigerstyle, who is also Mauve Suicide, who also used to post as "Thurston Moore", who actually traded accounts with Melissa, who was really a straight man, who now posts as "Spacy", who is actually a gay woman. Spacy is in a relaionship with Ms Provolone.

Mama's Kitchen in Hybla Valley is actually pretty good.

Elle Diabla once posed nude for French Vogue. She Devii/Devil's Reject is actually her rebellious, sexually curious teenage daughter.

Conie is not Eli, but Eli is Conie. They own and operate the Butt Hutt in Petersburg, VA, with other locations in NC, SC, and GA.

WashingTone-Locian is my dad. He drives an armored truck, owns an Italian eatery, DJ's on the weekends and runs the Breezeway motel. He also owned Carlos O'Kelly's until it got shut down for repeated, severe health code violations. He is married to my mom, Alias. We live in Gainesville, but also have a house in Dale City.

pas'ion and Registered Voter are the same person: a spicy young latina conservative. She loves Anita's in Herndon, knows all of what you speak, and has never seen the classic 1990's film "Cool As Ice," starring Vanilla Ice. She passes laptops around in her family, whoever needs one.

eesh, inkahootz, eeshkahootz, William Z., "zoom", Expensive Jeans, Prada Denim, Primitive Screwhead, furfur, Aqua Buddha, Mauve Suicide, Blue Suicide, Sugar Skull, and Citizen_001 are teaming up for a reunion tour, with a movie adaptation in the works. Judd Apatow is attached to produce.

Liz Bradsher and Jack Dale once dated, but it didn't work out. They are now good friends.

Michelle Rhee is single and ready to mingle.

it's not hot, it's spicy.

themuse is a lovely young woman and I wish she would return to this forum, along with her dog, Flap.

Spunky and Harry Tuttle did in fact go out for that cup of coffee. Harry boned her.

hoocoodanode does not find Clint Eastwood attractive, enjoys the music of Teddy Pendergrast, can tell if a man smokes by the taste of his (blank), thinks Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is "a trip", always leaves her Gmail Voice number when answering personals ads, once knew a girl in college named "Catawba", and has never heard of NYU.

Shadow has never seen The Bridge on the River Kwai.

TheMeeper's favorite ? and the Mysterians song is "Do Something To Me"

ProVallone enjoys the film work of Sidney Poitier

eesh likes Tiger Sauce

6X has one cat for sure, the rest just come and go

Harry Tuttle dislikes the concept of "favorites"

Dr. Teri is not a licensed MD

Gustevson Gornadi has been banned from every Taco Bell in Virginia.

the "DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH" thread just signed another five-year deal.

Mr. Misery's next banning is currently slated for a third quarter, 2012 release, just in time for the holidays. More details at this year's E3.

Genevieve went to Las Vegas and has not been heard from since. She is a super lady.

Gay Freddy Kreuger is actually the biological father of Melissa's child.

Chippy committed suicide three months ago.

Ted Longhammer moved to Japan.

Kenny Allen lives in Tempe, Arizona with his wife, son, and two daughters. He is still saying "it's not hot, it's spicy". His family has learned to live with it.

Wondering One is still wondering.

Cary is a great guy.





I saw bloody blisters kicking a tin can down Elden Street in Herndon early this morning. I pulled up in my lamborghini and said hi. He seemed disoriented and confused. Had breakfast with 6X about an hour ago and she told me bloody and William Z. had been dropping shrooms all night last night in her basement.

someone told me they heard their boss at Quiznos knows a guy who works at Tippy's Taco who saw Pinhead the Cenobite snogging with a woman who was not his wife during the lunch hour last Thursday. Another friend of mine who works in the box office at The State Theatre told me he saw Pinhead in line for a John Wednesday concert, and he had his arm around a young lady who roughly fit the description of yagirll.

in other yagirll news, I heard from Britney Sweeney that Todd Denson overheard a convo between Ben Sarley and Rasheed Nurse, and that Ben was bragging about his new Firebird convertible and that he totally fingered Cameron Lisse in the parking lot of Westfield's High after a Thao With The Get Down Stay Down show at the 9:30 Club last Friday. He said Rasheed said he was full of it, because he was fingering Cameron that night outside the Barnes & Noble in Reston Town Center. But Todd said that he also head that Mallory Leake was out with Maddie Bradsher seeing The Smurfs at the Regal Cinemas at Reston Town Center the same night, and that Maddie said that Mallory said that she saw Ben making out with yagirll next to the big water fountain, and that Rasheed tweeted her saying that Ben was a homo and that he saw yagirll necking with the bassist from All Five Seasons earlier that night outside the Shark Club, and that John Tsioushas was there also, and he was making out with Monica Pignotti.



and that's all the gossip I got for now

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I want to start a thread where we can all start
> rumors about other posters, or just outright lies.
> Post your gossip, lies and rumors here.
>
>
> you're never gonna believe what I just found out
> about wally pip..........the dude is actually like
> 17 years old and lives in Clifton.......and get
> this.........he knows a guy who knew a guy who
> went to barber college with a chick who dated a
> dude who once heard a story of a guy who met David
> Duchovny on the Metro one time on Sept. 10, 2001,
> and was told by Duchovny that "a great metal bird
> would set the skies aflame on the 11th day of the
> 9th month of the first year of the first decade of
> the 21st century of the second millenia, and that
> a great nubian prince would rise from the land of
> the wind to become king of the land of plenty.
>
> also heard that Fruppie made out with Shadow at
> Chics & Wings during a Super Bowl party five years
> ago, but Shadows husband walked in on them, and
> Fruppie made a pass at him, but Shadow was like
> "nuh-uh" and snatched the weave right off
> Fruppie's head.
>
> I heard that Stinkfist once met Joe Biden at Ben's
> Chili Bowl and accidentally referred to Barrack
> Obama as "boy".
>
> also heard that Registered Voter was at the
> Patriot Center for a Michael Buble concert in
> April, and that he dropped a huge thing of nachos
> all over the floor while he was walking up the
> steps to his seat.
>
> got wind that ferfux was at an all-night kegger at
> Mary Washington University Monday night and threw
> up while making out with the drummer from All Five
> Seasons.
>
> a little bird told me hoocoodanode was spotted
> leaving the restroom of the Wendy's in Arlington
> on Wilson Blvd. holding hands with an inebriated
> ThePackLeader, who was also buttoning up his
> jeans. I heard Genevieve was at the Rock N' Roll
> Hotel in DC later that night for a Black Out Band
> show and was seen talking and laughing with
> hoocoo, sans ThePackLeader. Word is that the
> Pack-Man had a case of whisky-dick when he and
> hoocoo were fooling around in the back lot of El
> Taco in Manassas earlier that night.
>
> word on the street is Harry Tuttle was seen out on
> the town Sunday night with a very gussied up
> pas'ion. Heard they were seen necking in the
> parking lot of the Anita's in Herndon, and then
> again later in a phone booth on the corner of
> Swinks Mill Rd. out near Mclean.
>
> a friend of a friend who works at the Regal
> Cinemas out in Sterling told me he saw eesh
> several years back buy a ticket to see Christmas
> With The Kranks. He was alone.
>
> saw on another blog an anonymous post that
> indicated a person fitting the description of
> Alias was seen leaving a Meade show at a dive bar
> on Monument Ave. in Richmond Tuesday evening. This
> same person wrote that she was also seen
> shoplifting batteries from a convenience store in
> Short Pump.
>
> a little bird intimated that TheMeeper was
> overheard making racial slurs to a coworker on the
> patio outside Jammin' Java Friday night during a
> Trebor Snika show.
>
>
>
>
> some quick hits:
>
>
> ferfux is a girl.
>
> Robert Greyberg is the Bunny Man.
>
> Hatemotor bought out Filmdex after a fierce
> bidding war with Jack Dale.
>
> GMU Hokie was seen making out with the Centreville
> Batmobile Man.
>
> The "Primerica Is A Rip-Off" truck on Old Dominion
> Dr. is actually a mobile stash-house of K2 herbal
> incense operated by Whatzit Tooya and owned by
> Fairfax County's Master of Metal. The two are also
> lovers.
>
> Another helicopter was spotted over Centreville. I
> hear GMU Hokie was seen outside Westfield's
> pointing a laser pointer up into the sky around
> the same time.
>
> ferfux has been indicted on charges of fraud and
> racketeering for "fixing" her "hot or not:
> Danielle "Dani" Diesel from American Pickers"
> thread and bribing Gravis to exercise his admin
> powers to keep it alive despite it's lack of
> relevance or entertainment value. Gravis is also
> under investigation and has been relieved from his
> position by TheModerator.
>
> tina was a cop.
>
> the poster who used to go by "mariokart" is
> actually the same poster as "Firrat". Firrat is
> actually Tigerstyle, who is also Mauve Suicide,
> who also used to post as "Thurston Moore", who
> actually traded accounts with Melissa, who was
> really a straight man, who now posts as "Spacy",
> who is actually a gay woman. Spacy is in a
> relaionship with Ms Provolone.
>
> Mama's Kitchen in Hybla Valley is actually pretty
> good.
>
> Elle Diabla once posed nude for French Vogue. She
> Devii/Devil's Reject is actually her rebellious,
> sexually curious teenage daughter.
>
> Conie is not Eli, but Eli is Conie. They own and
> operate the Butt Hutt in Petersburg, VA, with
> other locations in NC, SC, and GA.
>
> WashingTone-Locian is my dad. He drives an armored
> truck, owns an Italian eatery, DJ's on the
> weekends and runs the Breezeway motel. He also
> owned Carlos O'Kelly's until it got shut down for
> repeated, severe health code violations. He is
> married to my mom, Alias. We live in Gainesville,
> but also have a house in Dale City.
>
> pas'ion and Registered Voter are the same person:
> a spicy young latina conservative. She loves
> Anita's in Herndon, knows all of what you speak,
> and has never seen the classic 1990's film "Cool
> As Ice," starring Vanilla Ice. She passes laptops
> around in her family, whoever needs one.
>
> eesh, inkahootz, eeshkahootz, William Z., "zoom",
> Expensive Jeans, Prada Denim, Primitive Screwhead,
> furfur, Aqua Buddha, Mauve Suicide, Blue Suicide,
> Sugar Skull, and Citizen_001 are teaming up for a
> reunion tour, with a movie adaptation in the
> works. Judd Apatow is attached to produce.
>
> Liz Bradsher and Jack Dale once dated, but it
> didn't work out. They are now good friends.
>
> Michelle Rhee is single and ready to mingle.
>
> it's not hot, it's spicy.
>
> themuse is a lovely young woman and I wish she
> would return to this forum, along with her dog,
> Flap.
>
> Spunky and Harry Tuttle did in fact go out for
> that cup of coffee. Harry boned her.
>
> hoocoodanode does not find Clint Eastwood
> attractive, enjoys the music of Teddy Pendergrast,
> can tell if a man smokes by the taste of his
> (blank), thinks Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is "a
> trip", always leaves her Gmail Voice number when
> answering personals ads, once knew a girl in
> college named "Catawba", and has never heard of
> NYU.
>
> Shadow has never seen The Bridge on the River
> Kwai.
>
> TheMeeper's favorite ? and the Mysterians song is
> "Do Something To Me"
>
> ProVallone enjoys the film work of Sidney Poitier
>
> eesh likes Tiger Sauce
>
> 6X has one cat for sure, the rest just come and
> go
>
> Harry Tuttle dislikes the concept of "favorites"
>
> Dr. Teri is not a licensed MD
>
> Gustevson Gornadi has been banned from every Taco
> Bell in Virginia.
>
> the "DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH
> THE CARWASH" thread just signed another five-year
> deal.
>
> Mr. Misery's next banning is currently slated for
> a third quarter, 2012 release, just in time for
> the holidays. More details at this year's E3.
>
> Genevieve went to Las Vegas and has not been heard
> from since. She is a super lady.
>
> Gay Freddy Kreuger is actually the biological
> father of Melissa's child.
>
> Chippy committed suicide three months ago.
>
> Ted Longhammer moved to Japan.
>
> Kenny Allen lives in Tempe, Arizona with his wife,
> son, and two daughters. He is still saying "it's
> not hot, it's spicy". His family has learned to
> live with it.
>
> Wondering One is still wondering.
>
> Cary is a great guy.
>
>
>
>
>
> I saw bloody blisters kicking a tin can down Elden
> Street in Herndon early this morning. I pulled up
> in my lamborghini and said hi. He seemed
> disoriented and confused. Had breakfast with 6X
> about an hour ago and she told me bloody and
> William Z. had been dropping shrooms all night
> last night in her basement.
>
> someone told me they heard their boss at Quiznos
> knows a guy who works at Tippy's Taco who saw
> Pinhead the Cenobite snogging with a woman who was
> not his wife during the lunch hour last Thursday.
> Another friend of mine who works in the box office
> at The State Theatre told me he saw Pinhead in
> line for a John Wednesday concert, and he had his
> arm around a young lady who roughly fit the
> description of yagirll.
>
> in other yagirll news, I heard from Britney
> Sweeney that Todd Denson overheard a convo between
> Ben Sarley and Rasheed Nurse, and that Ben was
> bragging about his new Firebird convertible and
> that he totally fingered Cameron Lisse in the
> parking lot of Westfield's High after a Thao With
> The Get Down Stay Down show at the 9:30 Club last
> Friday. He said Rasheed said he was full of it,
> because he was fingering Cameron that night
> outside the Barnes & Noble in Reston Town Center.
> But Todd said that he also head that Mallory Leake
> was out with Maddie Bradsher seeing The Smurfs at
> the Regal Cinemas at Reston Town Center the same
> night, and that Maddie said that Mallory said that
> she saw Ben making out with yagirll next to the
> big water fountain, and that Rasheed tweeted her
> saying that Ben was a homo and that he saw yagirll
> necking with the bassist from All Five Seasons
> earlier that night outside the Shark Club, and
> that John Tsioushas was there also, and he was
> making out with Monica Pignotti.
>
>
>
> and that's all the gossip I got for now

That's stupid.

Mr. Misery Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I want to start a thread where we can all start
> rumors about other posters, or just outright lies.
> Post your gossip, lies and rumors here.
>
>
> you're never gonna believe what I just found out
> about wally pip..........the dude is actually like
> 17 years old and lives in Clifton.......and get
> this.........he knows a guy who knew a guy who
> went to barber college with a chick who dated a
> dude who once heard a story of a guy who met David
> Duchovny on the Metro one time on Sept. 10, 2001,
> and was told by Duchovny that "a great metal bird
> would set the skies aflame on the 11th day of the
> 9th month of the first year of the first decade of
> the 21st century of the second millenia, and that
> a great nubian prince would rise from the land of
> the wind to become king of the land of plenty.
>
> also heard that Fruppie made out with Shadow at
> Chics & Wings during a Super Bowl party five years
> ago, but Shadows husband walked in on them, and
> Fruppie made a pass at him, but Shadow was like
> "nuh-uh" and snatched the weave right off
> Fruppie's head.
>
> I heard that Stinkfist once met Joe Biden at Ben's
> Chili Bowl and accidentally referred to Barrack
> Obama as "boy".
>
> also heard that Registered Voter was at the
> Patriot Center for a Michael Buble concert in
> April, and that he dropped a huge thing of nachos
> all over the floor while he was walking up the
> steps to his seat.
>
> got wind that ferfux was at an all-night kegger at
> Mary Washington University Monday night and threw
> up while making out with the drummer from All Five
> Seasons.
>
> a little bird told me hoocoodanode was spotted
> leaving the restroom of the Wendy's in Arlington
> on Wilson Blvd. holding hands with an inebriated
> ThePackLeader, who was also buttoning up his
> jeans. I heard Genevieve was at the Rock N' Roll
> Hotel in DC later that night for a Black Out Band
> show and was seen talking and laughing with
> hoocoo, sans ThePackLeader. Word is that the
> Pack-Man had a case of whisky-dick when he and
> hoocoo were fooling around in the back lot of El
> Taco in Manassas earlier that night.
>
> word on the street is Harry Tuttle was seen out on
> the town Sunday night with a very gussied up
> pas'ion. Heard they were seen necking in the
> parking lot of the Anita's in Herndon, and then
> again later in a phone booth on the corner of
> Swinks Mill Rd. out near Mclean.
>
> a friend of a friend who works at the Regal
> Cinemas out in Sterling told me he saw eesh
> several years back buy a ticket to see Christmas
> With The Kranks. He was alone.
>
> saw on another blog an anonymous post that
> indicated a person fitting the description of
> Alias was seen leaving a Meade show at a dive bar
> on Monument Ave. in Richmond Tuesday evening. This
> same person wrote that she was also seen
> shoplifting batteries from a convenience store in
> Short Pump.
>
> a little bird intimated that TheMeeper was
> overheard making racial slurs to a coworker on the
> patio outside Jammin' Java Friday night during a
> Trebor Snika show.
>
>
>
>
> some quick hits:
>
>
> ferfux is a girl.
>
> Robert Greyberg is the Bunny Man.
>
> Hatemotor bought out Filmdex after a fierce
> bidding war with Jack Dale.
>
> GMU Hokie was seen making out with the Centreville
> Batmobile Man.
>
> The "Primerica Is A Rip-Off" truck on Old Dominion
> Dr. is actually a mobile stash-house of K2 herbal
> incense operated by Whatzit Tooya and owned by
> Fairfax County's Master of Metal. The two are also
> lovers.
>
> Another helicopter was spotted over Centreville. I
> hear GMU Hokie was seen outside Westfield's
> pointing a laser pointer up into the sky around
> the same time.
>
> ferfux has been indicted on charges of fraud and
> racketeering for "fixing" her "hot or not:
> Danielle "Dani" Diesel from American Pickers"
> thread and bribing Gravis to exercise his admin
> powers to keep it alive despite it's lack of
> relevance or entertainment value. Gravis is also
> under investigation and has been relieved from his
> position by TheModerator.
>
> tina was a cop.
>
> the poster who used to go by "mariokart" is
> actually the same poster as "Firrat". Firrat is
> actually Tigerstyle, who is also Mauve Suicide,
> who also used to post as "Thurston Moore", who
> actually traded accounts with Melissa, who was
> really a straight man, who now posts as "Spacy",
> who is actually a gay woman. Spacy is in a
> relaionship with Ms Provolone.
>
> Mama's Kitchen in Hybla Valley is actually pretty
> good.
>
> Elle Diabla once posed nude for French Vogue. She
> Devii/Devil's Reject is actually her rebellious,
> sexually curious teenage daughter.
>
> Conie is not Eli, but Eli is Conie. They own and
> operate the Butt Hutt in Petersburg, VA, with
> other locations in NC, SC, and GA.
>
> WashingTone-Locian is my dad. He drives an armored
> truck, owns an Italian eatery, DJ's on the
> weekends and runs the Breezeway motel. He also
> owned Carlos O'Kelly's until it got shut down for
> repeated, severe health code violations. He is
> married to my mom, Alias. We live in Gainesville,
> but also have a house in Dale City.
>
> pas'ion and Registered Voter are the same person:
> a spicy young latina conservative. She loves
> Anita's in Herndon, knows all of what you speak,
> and has never seen the classic 1990's film "Cool
> As Ice," starring Vanilla Ice. She passes laptops
> around in her family, whoever needs one.
>
> eesh, inkahootz, eeshkahootz, William Z., "zoom",
> Expensive Jeans, Prada Denim, Primitive Screwhead,
> furfur, Aqua Buddha, Mauve Suicide, Blue Suicide,
> Sugar Skull, and Citizen_001 are teaming up for a
> reunion tour, with a movie adaptation in the
> works. Judd Apatow is attached to produce.
>
> Liz Bradsher and Jack Dale once dated, but it
> didn't work out. They are now good friends.
>
> Michelle Rhee is single and ready to mingle.
>
> it's not hot, it's spicy.
>
> themuse is a lovely young woman and I wish she
> would return to this forum, along with her dog,
> Flap.
>
> Spunky and Harry Tuttle did in fact go out for
> that cup of coffee. Harry boned her.
>
> hoocoodanode does not find Clint Eastwood
> attractive, enjoys the music of Teddy Pendergrast,
> can tell if a man smokes by the taste of his
> (blank), thinks Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is "a
> trip", always leaves her Gmail Voice number when
> answering personals ads, once knew a girl in
> college named "Catawba", and has never heard of
> NYU.
>
> Shadow has never seen The Bridge on the River
> Kwai.
>
> TheMeeper's favorite ? and the Mysterians song is
> "Do Something To Me"
>
> ProVallone enjoys the film work of Sidney Poitier
>
> eesh likes Tiger Sauce
>
> 6X has one cat for sure, the rest just come and
> go
>
> Harry Tuttle dislikes the concept of "favorites"
>
> Dr. Teri is not a licensed MD
>
> Gustevson Gornadi has been banned from every Taco
> Bell in Virginia.
>
> the "DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH
> THE CARWASH" thread just signed another five-year
> deal.
>
> Mr. Misery's next banning is currently slated for
> a third quarter, 2012 release, just in time for
> the holidays. More details at this year's E3.
>
> Genevieve went to Las Vegas and has not been heard
> from since. She is a super lady.
>
> Gay Freddy Kreuger is actually the biological
> father of Melissa's child.
>
> Chippy committed suicide three months ago.
>
> Ted Longhammer moved to Japan.
>
> Kenny Allen lives in Tempe, Arizona with his wife,
> son, and two daughters. He is still saying "it's
> not hot, it's spicy". His family has learned to
> live with it.
>
> Wondering One is still wondering.
>
> Cary is a great guy.
>
>
>
>
>
> I saw bloody blisters kicking a tin can down Elden
> Street in Herndon early this morning. I pulled up
> in my lamborghini and said hi. He seemed
> disoriented and confused. Had breakfast with 6X
> about an hour ago and she told me bloody and
> William Z. had been dropping shrooms all night
> last night in her basement.
>
> someone told me they heard their boss at Quiznos
> knows a guy who works at Tippy's Taco who saw
> Pinhead the Cenobite snogging with a woman who was
> not his wife during the lunch hour last Thursday.
> Another friend of mine who works in the box office
> at The State Theatre told me he saw Pinhead in
> line for a John Wednesday concert, and he had his
> arm around a young lady who roughly fit the
> description of yagirll.
>
> in other yagirll news, I heard from Britney
> Sweeney that Todd Denson overheard a convo between
> Ben Sarley and Rasheed Nurse, and that Ben was
> bragging about his new Firebird convertible and
> that he totally fingered Cameron Lisse in the
> parking lot of Westfield's High after a Thao With
> The Get Down Stay Down show at the 9:30 Club last
> Friday. He said Rasheed said he was full of it,
> because he was fingering Cameron that night
> outside the Barnes & Noble in Reston Town Center.
> But Todd said that he also head that Mallory Leake
> was out with Maddie Bradsher seeing The Smurfs at
> the Regal Cinemas at Reston Town Center the same
> night, and that Maddie said that Mallory said that
> she saw Ben making out with yagirll next to the
> big water fountain, and that Rasheed tweeted her
> saying that Ben was a homo and that he saw yagirll
> necking with the bassist from All Five Seasons
> earlier that night outside the Shark Club, and
> that John Tsioushas was there also, and he was
> making out with Monica Pignotti.
>
>
>
> and that's all the gossip I got for now


tl;dr

It's.... overwhelming

ProVallone Wrote:
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> It's.... overwhelming


When I started reading this post, my daughter was 10. Now she's 11 1/2.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

Little girls grow up so fast, don't they? Thank heaven.

Signatures are for fags

Warhawk Wrote:
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> ProVallone Wrote:
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> > It's.... overwhelming
>
>
> When I started reading this post, my daughter was
> 10. Now she's 11 1/2.


fun fact: it took me two and a half hours to write all that. Lots of editing, lots of rewrites, lots of brainstorming. That's what it takes to write great comedy. Come on, if you took the time to read it, tell me at least some of that didn't make you chuckle.

and.......


more to come

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Little girls grow up so fast, don't they? Thank
> heaven.


what did you think, Tuttles? Any yucks? Any chuckles? Any guffaws? Any chortles? Any belly laughs?

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Warhawk Wrote:
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> ProVallone Wrote:
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> > It's.... overwhelming
>
>
> When I started reading this post, my daughter was
> 10. Now she's 11 1/2.


I want to meet that daughter.

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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.

I definitely guffawed at the part about eesh watching xmas with the cranks... Alone.

Signatures are for fags

Always trying to make trouble for the other guy. It is true: Misery does love company.

A little birdie told me that when Harry Tuttle read this thread, he laughed so hard, milk shot out of his nose! Also that he took a bite out of his oatmeal cookie and pretended it was a ray gun, then started pointing it at the other kids and making zapping noises. Word on the street is he then went home and played Bad Dudes on the NES, washed up for dinner, then watched Ernest Scared Stupid. He had a nightmare that night and started to worry about the appleseed he had swallowed at snacktime that afternoon....he thought an apple tree might start to grow in his belly.

The scuttlebutt is that bloody blisters once fell asleep on a pillow that had been placed on the floor when he was a kid, then had a dream that he was flying and the pillow gave him awesome powers. He tried to recreate the dream, but it never worked. He also used to hump stuffed animals, and his friend had orange colored carpet in his house, which made playing "the floor is hot lava" that much more fun.

Caught wind that eesh once went for lunch at a Hooters and was disgusted when, at the table next to his, there was a midget, and the hooters waitresses were all fawning and cooing over him. Disgusting.

Word on the street is, Alias once pretended to have tourettes syndrome in a highway rest stop while on a family vacation, just to play a prank on her daughter. She also nursed a baby hummingbird back to health, caught two black widows in a shot glass and pitted them against each other in a duel to the death, and swallowed a moth while drinking wine on her patio.

You won't believe me when I tell you reliable sources have indicated that ThePackleader lost his virginity at age 8 to a supermodel, created a perpetual motion device at the age of 10, wrote an opera based on the life of Louis Pasteur at age 11, got his PHD in astrophysics at age 12, popped a bad-ass wheelie on a bitchin' dirtbike at age 13, predicted 9/11, the housing bubble collapse, the death of Brian Dennehy, found the cure for African sleeping sickness while on an expedition through the jungles of Borneo, performed surgery on himself while defending a burning school bus full of Make A Wish children from a horde of Taliban guerillas, using nothing but a butter knife and a super soaker, and ripped a fart that smelled so bad that his whole family had to evacuate the house.....which was pretty awesome. Sources say he also just got drafted by the New York Yankees to play batter and has started dating Giselle Bundchen.


that's the scuttlebutt for now, gossip-hounds. Until next time.....
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The truth will set you free.

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I'm asking all FFXU to boycott this thread and deny Misery his pleasure. This is a thread designed to cause trouble, to pit poster against poster, it is a thread of hate and corrupt morals, by participating in this thread your only feeding the creature we know as Mr Misery. No good at all can come of this thread, and Misery knows that, in fact, his banking on it. He has been whipped with the proverbial "strap of justice" and he's still feeling it. What he is asking is for you to perpetuate his degenerate and ugly lifes force. He has been justly castigated for flooding the forum with garbage. Now he knows he is being monitor by higher authority. In essense he's asking you to do his dirty work, because he lacks guts. Don't fall for it, deny this spawn of Satan, his extented voice. For the good of humanity.

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Deny Misery his binkie Wrote:
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> I'm asking all FFXU to boycott this thread and
> deny Misery his pleasure. This is a thread
> designed to cause trouble, to pit poster against
> poster, it is a thread of hate and corrupt morals,
> by participating in this thread your only feeding
> the creature we know as Mr Misery. No good at all
> can come of this thread, and Misery knows that, in
> fact, his banking on it. He has been whipped with
> the proverbial "strap of justice" and he's still
> feeling it. What he is asking is for you to
> perpetuate his degenerate and ugly lifes force.
> He has been justly castigated for flooding the
> forum with garbage. Now he knows he is being
> monitor by higher authority. In essense he's
> asking you to do his dirty work, because he lacks
> guts. Don't fall for it, deny this spawn of
> Satan, his extented voice. For the good of
> humanity.

Nobody is boycotting shit.
We love to hate . We love our freedom to hate.
Well, at least I do.

LOL FTW

Meade Skelton was seen stripped to his underwear on the campus or Longwood University wearing nothing but a sandwich board. He had a loud hailer and was remanding everyone to follow jesus and stop listening to the devil's music. His Sweet tea was spiked with Acid and he spent the rest of the week on a bender around the gulf states and diving naked from oil rigs then attempting to swim to the mexican coast in search of "the Mexican Patsy cline"

ferfux Wrote:
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> Meade Skelton was seen stripped to his underwear
> on the campus or Longwood University wearing
> nothing but a sandwich board. He had a loud
> hailer and was remanding everyone to follow jesus
> and stop listening to the devil's music. His
> Sweet tea was spiked with Acid and he spent the
> rest of the week on a bender around the gulf
> states and diving naked from oil rigs then
> attempting to swim to the mexican coast in search
> of "the Mexican Patsy cline"


ha, that was pretty funny. i can't stop laughing you have a great talent.

Dika-Dika and Black adam were seen entering the same motel room at the Breezeway. They were cranking the lady gaga so loud in their room that the city police were called to the scene.

darkskinwhite guy Wrote:
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> Dika-Dika and Black adam were seen entering the
> same motel room at the Breezeway. They were
> cranking the lady gaga so loud in their room that
> the city police were called to the scene.


weak......

now you guys are getting it. Nice work, ferfux. Not only are you a sexy, buxom red-headed beauty, but you're talented too.

Washingtone-Locian. aka WTL was spotted unloading a truckload of Chef Boyardee
cans of raviolie and spaghetti at his Italian Resturant at 2;30am this past morning. When asked about this peculiar situation he offered to blow this reporter in exchange for all pictures and a promise not to disclose this incident to the general public. All further attempts to reach WTL at his shaddy 18th street establishment have been frustrated by a recording on his phone saying WTL has been on vacation on Fire Island NY for the past week.

Don't tell nobody, but my phlebotomist told me that she knows a lady who dated a guy who had a kid with a girl who's uncle went to college with a dude who heard from his sister that she saw Jeff Goldblum at the McDonald's on Old Dominion Dr. ten years ago and that when the downs syndrome guy who was mopping the floor asked for his autograph, Jeff punched him in the face, ripped off all his clothes, ran out into the street, broke into the Primerica Is A Rip-Off truck, yelled "I am the Fly!" and peeled out onto Chain Bridge Road, running over a pregnant woman pushing a baby carriage and crashing head-on into a Crown Books store and maiming a man fitting the description of Warhawk while he was standing in the poetry section. Jeff attended the Centreville premier of Jurassic Park II later that night at Filmdex. Warhawk died of internal bleeding at Reston Hospital the next day.

You didn't hear it from me, but I was talking to a black guy at Burger King the other day who claimed he overheard a conversation between a woman waiting tables at TGI Fridays and an asian guy in the booth next to him and they were talking about a mutual friend who works at Quest Diagnostics who allegedly witnessed an altercation between a mexican hoodlum and an elderly Polynesian man on the corner of Elden Street across from the Anita's in Herndon, and that the mexican hoodlum stabbed the elderly Polynesian to death with a butter knife he stole from The Black Eyed Pea restaurant that used to be across the street there, and that he later heard from an Inuit busboy who worked at The Black Eyed Pea that the Polynesian gentleman had inadvertently brushed the mexican hoodlum's underage daughter's behind with the back of his hand while coming out of the ethnic supermarket in the shopping center across from the Anita's, and that Bill Pullman was there and saw the mexican hoodlum fly into a rage when his daughter yelled out "daddy, that Polynesian man touched my hiney!" and pulled out the butter knife he'd swiped from The Black Eyed Pea restaurant and lunged at the elderly Polynesian gentleman, and that Bill Pullman tried to break up the fight but got stabbed in the neck during the struggle, and after killing the Polynesian man, the mexican grabbed his daughter by the hand and said "!Oye! Vamos!" and ran off into the street where both of them were run over by a Range Rover driven by Bill Paxton, and when Bill Paxton got out and started freaking out over the dead mexican hoodlum and his daughter, a woman fitting the description of 6X ran up to him, grabbed him by the collar, slapped him in the face and said "get ahold of yourself, man!" Bill Paxton nodded slowly and got back into his Range Rover, sped off down Elden Street, running over women and children along the way, riddled with guilt, his heart racing with panic and remorse, and plowed right into the barber shop in the strip mall across from the McDonald's, where ABC news channel 7's late Dale Solly was having lunch; Dale sprinted across Elden Street, grabbed his cameraman who happened to be across the way having lunch at the Fudruckers that used to be there, and started rolling; reporting live from the scene, dead bodies, men, women, children, clumps of hair all over the place, the carnage, the wreckage, the humanity, Dale Solly looked grimly into the camera and began "ladies and gentlemen, this is ABC 7's Dale Solly.......reporting live from what can only be described as a Dante Alighieri-esque hell on earth.......the most chilling, grotesque, inhuman scene I have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on............ladies and gentleman, at approximately 7:43 this morning, at the barber shop on Elden Street, across from the McDonald's, and down the way from the Fudruckers that used to be here, famed, respected, revered, and beloved star of stage and screen Bill Pullman perished in a fiery, bloody wreck.......there were no survivors." The black guy at burger king I was talking to lowered his head, removed his Washington Nationals baseball hat cap, and repeated with a stoic tremor in his voice, "there were no survivors."

That black man in burger king, who had relayed this tale of carnage, tragedy, no longer existing local landmarks, ethnic stereotypes, and oft-confused B-List celebrities, was none other than ProVallone.

....Or so I hear....







Anyway, that's all the scuttlebutt for now, gossip hounds......stay tuned!
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Was it the well known poster of FFXU, the reknown JBass who was arrested by the Washington DC special operations Police when he attempted to buy unsolicited sex from an undercover DC Policeman.
The Officer alledges that Mr JBass offered him the sum of $100.00 to perform oral sex on said officer behind the Chucky Cheese resturant in DC. Enquiring minds want to know if in fact this was the same JBass who post over the FFXU underground forum on a daily basis. Stay tuned, this story is still developing.

Deny Misery his binkie Wrote:
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> I'm asking all FFXU to boycott this thread and
> deny Misery his pleasure. This is a thread
> designed to cause trouble, to pit poster against
> poster, it is a thread of hate and corrupt morals,
> by participating in this thread your only feeding
> the creature we know as Mr Misery. No good at all
> can come of this thread, and Misery knows that, in
> fact, his banking on it. He has been whipped with
> the proverbial "strap of justice" and he's still
> feeling it. What he is asking is for you to
> perpetuate his degenerate and ugly lifes force.
> He has been justly castigated for flooding the
> forum with garbage. Now he knows he is being
> monitor by higher authority. In essense he's
> asking you to do his dirty work, because he lacks
> guts. Don't fall for it, deny this spawn of
> Satan, his extented voice. For the good of
> humanity.


Lighten up, this is all in good fun. I'm sure these dudes can take a joke. If not, TOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

FTW!!!! GO MISERY!!! your weird ways never cease to make me laugh. i love you baby.

Don't trust words. These last two posters are setting you up for a fall.


A friend.

did i say that i used to hump stuffed animals? eh, either way... right?

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FLASH... An investigation by this reporter has revealed the Rabbi in the Perverted Justice/To Catch A Preditor series of November 2005, taped in Herndon, Fairfax County VA., and giving his name as Rabbi David Kaye is non other then the notorious poster known as "provalone" of FFXU Underground, a popular internet forum.

> A little birdie told me that when Harry Tuttle read this thread, he laughed so hard, milk shot out of his nose! Also that he took a bite out of his oatmeal cookie

Were there any raisins in his oatmeal cookies?

this is the perez hilton of FXU

ferfux Wrote:
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> this is the perez hilton of FXU


flaming gay...you're right

darkskinwhite guy Wrote:
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> Dika-Dika and Black adam were seen entering the
> same motel room at the Breezeway. They were
> cranking the lady gaga so loud in their room that
> the city police were called to the scene.


LOL

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harry tuttle was spotted at macy's in tysons looking for purses and other ladies accessories...

postpopunk was caught buying a playgirl magazine at an all night adult bookstore in dupont circle. when questioned about his purchase he claimed he "was just wondering what kind of guys the ladies were into.... that's all..."

conie was seen at magruders in vienna buying several large cucumbers, bananas and an oriental squash... she would not comment on her purchases....

JBass was taken into protective custody for "Drunk and Disorderly" and "petty theft" at the Save-rite Do it yourself Laundry in Woodbrideg. Seems Mr Bass was attempting to steal ladies undergarments from and unattended cloth's dryer. When asked why he was stealing a strangers black lace bra and panties he claimed that he was going to give them away as a gift to a family member.

WashingTone-Locian was pulled over in his armored car last night for speeding and suspected drunkin driving. He told police he was running late delivering a pizza from his italian restaurant and they sent him on his way with only a warning....

geronimo emailed Cary asking if a special forum could be made for all the fuckwits to post in. his request was denied....

Hatemotor was seen at target with 4 shopping carts full of coors light. when asked why he was buying 40 30packs of beer he replied "that's all i can fit in the car"....

Meade Skelton, a well known song writer and local musical artist has signed a multi-million dollar contract with Sony Music, Nashville Division. Mr Skelton, a highly respected member of the Grand Ole Opry Amateur Performers, is the author of such well known hits as "Hipsters spoil Everything" and "Lips that touch moonshine, will never touch min e".

With an unhealthy obsession about an event behind a 7-11 in Rose Hill, Gordon Blvd was seen driving in the back lot searching for the "scene of the crime"... witnesses said, "Three 8 year old children carrying 40s and golf clubs beat Gordon Blvd into the ground and then pissed all over the bloody remains"...Gordon Blvd has not been heard from since...

There will be a memorial held in the 4th aisle of the 7-11, only about 4 people are expected to show up...there also will be a thread dedicated to Gordon Blvd authored by MrMephisto, known as Gordon Blvd's faithful "Gimp" / "Puppy Dog".

The three 8 year old children have been found not guilty, and details say that it was a case of self-defense... apparently Gordon Blvd was searching for some "hidden safe" and when the kids said they did not know where it was, Gordon Blvd held up posters of unrelated images and accused the children of making Fairfax County a bad place...it was only when Gordon Blvd released his attack Corgis' that the children had to defend themselves --- Gordon Blvd tried to save his Corgis' from the beating the children were putting on them, but suffered he same fate.

postpoppunk Wrote:
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> With an unhealthy obsession about an event behind
> a 7-11 in Rose Hill, Gordon Blvd was seen driving
> in the back lot searching for the "scene of the
> crime"... witnesses said, "Three 8 year old
> children carrying 40s and golf clubs beat Gordon
> Blvd into the ground and then pissed all over the
> bloody remains"...Gordon Blvd has not been heard
> from since...
>
> There will be a memorial held in the 4th aisle of
> the 7-11, only about 4 people are expected to show
> up...there also will be a thread dedicated to
> Gordon Blvd authored by MrMephisto, known as
> Gordon Blvd's faithful "Gimp" / "Puppy Dog".
>
> The three 8 year old children have been found not
> guilty, and details say that it was a case of
> self-defense... apparently Gordon Blvd was
> searching for some "hidden safe" and when the kids
> said they did not know where it was, Gordon Blvd
> held up posters of unrelated images and accused
> the children of making Fairfax County a bad
> place...it was only when Gordon Blvd released his
> attack Corgis' that the children had to defend
> themselves --- Gordon Blvd tried to save his
> Corgis' from the beating the children were putting
> on them, but suffered he same fate.

+1

Or as you know who would say...U WIN ONE INTERNET!

Meeper blew a months pay gambling at Charlestown and had to do a weekend gig at the day labor site to put gas in his beater of a car

Miz and Conie are the same person.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Miz and Conie are the same person.


Wut?..you aren't too smart are you?

a very intoxicated Radiophile was stopped by jiffy lube live security trying to get backstage at the Kid Rock concert last night. he became belligerent with police and was held in the drunk tank until this morning. charges are pending....

at the same concert Alias was seen dancing on top of a picnic table wearing a sheer white sundress. her panties were clearly visible....

with a mere 5700 posts to his credit. WingNut is making a run at becoming the sites most prolific user. currently he has the highest post-per-day average at 25....

>
JBass has once again been taken into Police custody. Mr JBass was arrested yesterday evening when he was caught alledgedly stealing female undergarments from cloths lines in Fairfax. It appears Mr JBass had an accomplise, he described as the getaway driver, a young male, maybe standing 5'2" weighing about 280lbs, with a very dark skin tone sporting an afro hair style, and an extremely bad complexion, who's be known to use following AKAs: Soylent Green, postpopunk, or eesh.

JBASS has NEVER sucked a dick bigger than mine.

Miz, I'm soooo disappointed in you! I confided that Super Bowl Party event to you in confidence! See if I tell you anything again!


Sorry, only skimmed your post for my name...way too long to read the whole thing.


@reliable source, I thought radiophile was female....didn't someone say that recently? I think you got the names confused...it was JBass trying to get backstage...he's got a hard on for Sheryl Crow. I saw the whole thing. Why he would ever imagine that Sheryl Crow would go for him over Kid Rock, I'll never know.

a judge has denied lawer's requests and eesh will remain incarcerated until the time of the trail...

WeatherGirlTeri's 1985 yugo was broken into while she was on location covering hurricane irene. the theif pulled away the tape and plastic that covered her rear window and stole some personal items...

Meade Skelton will perform live on Sept 4 2011 at the Artist Underground Cafe in Richmond, VA

breaking news!!

exclusive video of JBass on his island vacation... investigations are being done on the identity of the woman in the video...

http://www.slackernetwork.com/Dirty-Dolphin-FTW-video4537.html

The woman in the video is Ms. ProVallone who was SUPPOSED to be visiting her sick sister in Moline.

I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations. However, the woman in question is a hard working college student at a prestigious and very old public university in Virginia. She requests that this post be deleted immediately to avoid her seeking legal action. Her mother, who holds a high and mighty position in the county, is astonished that she fled the area with me ans begs for her anonymity to avoid any public backlash because her daughter ran off with an arch enemy. Following a face to face confrontation, female "M" was wooed by my dapper pink polo and superior drinking abilities.

We left the jurisdiction together and appreciate your prayers and well wishes as we seek refuge in international waters.

Is there any gossip as to why Miz and Harry Tuttle have abandoned ship?

Honeywell Hole Wrote:
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> Is there any gossip as to why Miz and Harry Tuttle
> have abandoned ship?


They are too busy fucking each other up the ass.

What a visual!

ProVallone Wrote:
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> The woman in the video is Ms. ProVallone who was
> SUPPOSED to be visiting her sick sister in Moline.


ProVallone, that was your sister I was visiting.

Honeywell Hole Wrote:
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> Is there any gossip as to why Miz and Harry Tuttle
> have abandoned ship?


because they are the same person and nobody was talking to him.

Absolutely! You think it's easy to orchestrate something like that?

ProVallone Wrote:
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> What a visual!

Signatures are for fags

yagirl's trailor home was washed off its foundation by flooding from hurricane irene and floated 500 yards into a nearby landfill... yagirl was in the trailor sleeping at the time but was not injured...

tomahawk was punched in the face and thrown out of the paper moon in springfield on wednesday... security told us he was groping the dancers and exposed himself to a waitress... he is banned from the club...

dika-dika was seen at bed bath and beyond buying several packs of new white sheets...

Reynold Peyton Misery is Alive!

A video taken Tuesday, in a Porter Ranch, CA Walmart, captured the image of Reynold P. Misery in a baby carriage. He is clearly visible at the 0:03-0:04 time mark.

Reynold, the gay son of Mr. Misery, was thought to have been kidnapped and killed 8 months ago. Although no body was recovered Fairfax County Police decided to close the case and deem his death as accidental.


http://money.msn.com/saving-money-tips/post.aspx?post=5fcccbbf-f925-4b2d-b556-d5afb7a1b92d

http://money.msn.com/money-video?vid=732590ce-b4ab-4fb0-ae4c-1ef4c3ff9a03&src=CPPlayer:share:permalink:uuids

Shadow Wrote:
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>
>
> @reliable source, I thought radiophile was
> female....didn't someone say that recently? I
> think you got the names confused...it was JBass
> trying to get backstage...he's got a hard on for
> Sheryl Crow. I saw the whole thing. Why he would
> ever imagine that Sheryl Crow would go for him
> over Kid Rock, I'll never know.


First I am a male. And while the intoxicated part may have some merit, it would be a Katherine Jenkins, Tristan, Haley Westenra, or Lana Del Rey concert, not Kid Rock.

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

Radiophile Wrote:
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> First I am a male.

Fine, you are "male" in the transgender sense.

Shadow was referring to the "old-fashioned" sense of male, i.e., having actual male genetalia.

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Shadow Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > @reliable source, I thought radiophile was
> > female....didn't someone say that recently? I
> > think you got the names confused...it was JBass
> > trying to get backstage...he's got a hard on
> for
> > Sheryl Crow. I saw the whole thing. Why he
> would
> > ever imagine that Sheryl Crow would go for him
> > over Kid Rock, I'll never know.
>
>
> First I am a male. And while the intoxicated part
> may have some merit, it would be a Katherine
> Jenkins, Tristan, Haley Westenra, or Lana Del
> Rey concert, not Kid Rock.



Are you sure it wasn't a Liberace concert?



Hey, Radiophile....

"LOOK AT THE MALE!"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

You can not quote correctly can you?

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

You cannot spell correctly can you?

Radiophile Wrote:
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> You can not quote correctly can you?


Re: ever had a lady doctor touch your genitals?
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: October 13, 2011 03:01PM

I have had several lady doctors and have been, ahem, examined. A lady doctor is supposed to have a male in the room - usually an office person or male nurse or something...if you get excited when examined, unless you are Meade Skelton who is gay, look at the male. That should cure any unwanted uprisings.

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.
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looking at males? Wrote:
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> You cannot spell correctly can you?


Funny, imposter.

looking at males? Wrote:
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> You cannot spell correctly can you?


Btw, imposter, although "cannot" is the accepted norm these days, the archaic "can not" was its predecessor and is still, technically, acceptable as well.

Mr. Orgasm bump

William moreno is a pedo