I want to start a thread where we can all start rumors about other posters, or just outright lies. Post your gossip, lies and rumors here.
you're never gonna believe what I just found out about wally pip..........the dude is actually like 17 years old and lives in Clifton.......and get this.........he knows a guy who knew a guy who went to barber college with a chick who dated a dude who once heard a story of a guy who met David Duchovny on the Metro one time on Sept. 10, 2001, and was told by Duchovny that "a great metal bird would set the skies aflame on the 11th day of the 9th month of the first year of the first decade of the 21st century of the second millenia, and that a great nubian prince would rise from the land of the wind to become king of the land of plenty.
also heard that Fruppie made out with Shadow at Chics & Wings during a Super Bowl party five years ago, but Shadows husband walked in on them, and Fruppie made a pass at him, but Shadow was like "nuh-uh" and snatched the weave right off Fruppie's head.
I heard that Stinkfist once met Joe Biden at Ben's Chili Bowl and accidentally referred to Barrack Obama as "boy".
also heard that Registered Voter was at the Patriot Center for a Michael Buble concert in April, and that he dropped a huge thing of nachos all over the floor while he was walking up the steps to his seat.
got wind that ferfux was at an all-night kegger at Mary Washington University Monday night and threw up while making out with the drummer from All Five Seasons.
a little bird told me hoocoodanode was spotted leaving the restroom of the Wendy's in Arlington on Wilson Blvd. holding hands with an inebriated ThePackLeader, who was also buttoning up his jeans. I heard Genevieve was at the Rock N' Roll Hotel in DC later that night for a Black Out Band show and was seen talking and laughing with hoocoo, sans ThePackLeader. Word is that the Pack-Man had a case of whisky-dick when he and hoocoo were fooling around in the back lot of El Taco in Manassas earlier that night.
word on the street is Harry Tuttle was seen out on the town Sunday night with a very gussied up pas'ion. Heard they were seen necking in the parking lot of the Anita's in Herndon, and then again later in a phone booth on the corner of Swinks Mill Rd. out near Mclean.
a friend of a friend who works at the Regal Cinemas out in Sterling told me he saw eesh several years back buy a ticket to see Christmas With The Kranks. He was alone.
saw on another blog an anonymous post that indicated a person fitting the description of Alias was seen leaving a Meade show at a dive bar on Monument Ave. in Richmond Tuesday evening. This same person wrote that she was also seen shoplifting batteries from a convenience store in Short Pump.
a little bird intimated that TheMeeper was overheard making racial slurs to a coworker on the patio outside Jammin' Java Friday night during a Trebor Snika show.
some quick hits:
ferfux is a girl.
Robert Greyberg is the Bunny Man.
Hatemotor bought out Filmdex after a fierce bidding war with Jack Dale.
GMU Hokie was seen making out with the Centreville Batmobile Man.
The "Primerica Is A Rip-Off" truck on Old Dominion Dr. is actually a mobile stash-house of K2 herbal incense operated by Whatzit Tooya and owned by Fairfax County's Master of Metal. The two are also lovers.
Another helicopter was spotted over Centreville. I hear GMU Hokie was seen outside Westfield's pointing a laser pointer up into the sky around the same time.
ferfux has been indicted on charges of fraud and racketeering for "fixing" her "hot or not: Danielle "Dani" Diesel from American Pickers" thread and bribing Gravis to exercise his admin powers to keep it alive despite it's lack of relevance or entertainment value. Gravis is also under investigation and has been relieved from his position by TheModerator.
tina was a cop.
the poster who used to go by "mariokart" is actually the same poster as "Firrat". Firrat is actually Tigerstyle, who is also Mauve Suicide, who also used to post as "Thurston Moore", who actually traded accounts with Melissa, who was really a straight man, who now posts as "Spacy", who is actually a gay woman. Spacy is in a relaionship with Ms Provolone.
Mama's Kitchen in Hybla Valley is actually pretty good.
Elle Diabla once posed nude for French Vogue. She Devii/Devil's Reject is actually her rebellious, sexually curious teenage daughter.
Conie is not Eli, but Eli is Conie. They own and operate the Butt Hutt in Petersburg, VA, with other locations in NC, SC, and GA.
WashingTone-Locian is my dad. He drives an armored truck, owns an Italian eatery, DJ's on the weekends and runs the Breezeway motel. He also owned Carlos O'Kelly's until it got shut down for repeated, severe health code violations. He is married to my mom, Alias. We live in Gainesville, but also have a house in Dale City.
pas'ion and Registered Voter are the same person: a spicy young latina conservative. She loves Anita's in Herndon, knows all of what you speak, and has never seen the classic 1990's film "Cool As Ice," starring Vanilla Ice. She passes laptops around in her family, whoever needs one.
eesh, inkahootz, eeshkahootz, William Z., "zoom", Expensive Jeans, Prada Denim, Primitive Screwhead, furfur, Aqua Buddha, Mauve Suicide, Blue Suicide, Sugar Skull, and Citizen_001 are teaming up for a reunion tour, with a movie adaptation in the works. Judd Apatow is attached to produce.
Liz Bradsher and Jack Dale once dated, but it didn't work out. They are now good friends.
Michelle Rhee is single and ready to mingle.
it's not hot, it's spicy.
themuse is a lovely young woman and I wish she would return to this forum, along with her dog, Flap.
Spunky and Harry Tuttle did in fact go out for that cup of coffee. Harry boned her.
hoocoodanode does not find Clint Eastwood attractive, enjoys the music of Teddy Pendergrast, can tell if a man smokes by the taste of his (blank), thinks Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is "a trip", always leaves her Gmail Voice number when answering personals ads, once knew a girl in college named "Catawba", and has never heard of NYU.
Shadow has never seen The Bridge on the River Kwai.
TheMeeper's favorite ? and the Mysterians song is "Do Something To Me"
ProVallone enjoys the film work of Sidney Poitier
eesh likes Tiger Sauce
6X has one cat for sure, the rest just come and go
Harry Tuttle dislikes the concept of "favorites"
Dr. Teri is not a licensed MD
Gustevson Gornadi has been banned from every Taco Bell in Virginia.
the "DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE CARWASH" thread just signed another five-year deal.
Mr. Misery's next banning is currently slated for a third quarter, 2012 release, just in time for the holidays. More details at this year's E3.
Genevieve went to Las Vegas and has not been heard from since. She is a super lady.
Gay Freddy Kreuger is actually the biological father of Melissa's child.
Chippy committed suicide three months ago.
Ted Longhammer moved to Japan.
Kenny Allen lives in Tempe, Arizona with his wife, son, and two daughters. He is still saying "it's not hot, it's spicy". His family has learned to live with it.
Wondering One is still wondering.
Cary is a great guy.
I saw bloody blisters kicking a tin can down Elden Street in Herndon early this morning. I pulled up in my lamborghini and said hi. He seemed disoriented and confused. Had breakfast with 6X about an hour ago and she told me bloody and William Z. had been dropping shrooms all night last night in her basement.
someone told me they heard their boss at Quiznos knows a guy who works at Tippy's Taco who saw Pinhead the Cenobite snogging with a woman who was not his wife during the lunch hour last Thursday. Another friend of mine who works in the box office at The State Theatre told me he saw Pinhead in line for a John Wednesday concert, and he had his arm around a young lady who roughly fit the description of yagirll.
in other yagirll news, I heard from Britney Sweeney that Todd Denson overheard a convo between Ben Sarley and Rasheed Nurse, and that Ben was bragging about his new Firebird convertible and that he totally fingered Cameron Lisse in the parking lot of Westfield's High after a Thao With The Get Down Stay Down show at the 9:30 Club last Friday. He said Rasheed said he was full of it, because he was fingering Cameron that night outside the Barnes & Noble in Reston Town Center. But Todd said that he also head that Mallory Leake was out with Maddie Bradsher seeing The Smurfs at the Regal Cinemas at Reston Town Center the same night, and that Maddie said that Mallory said that she saw Ben making out with yagirll next to the big water fountain, and that Rasheed tweeted her saying that Ben was a homo and that he saw yagirll necking with the bassist from All Five Seasons earlier that night outside the Shark Club, and that John Tsioushas was there also, and he was making out with Monica Pignotti.
and that's all the gossip I got for now
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I apologize to those I unfairly hurt. To Harry Tuttle in particular.
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