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What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: meadeshelp ()
Date: August 16, 2011 02:35PM

Im just trying to determine my face shape and Im having a hard time. Some sites Ive read makes me think its square. I see others and it seems diamond. My face is not round (although I know thats what you mean people will say). Because a round face has the same dimensions in the jaw and forehead and cheeks making a round circle (BTW, having a round face shape does not mean you're fat)

Okay, so do I have a square face, heart shaped, diamond, or what? I think maybe its a combo of square and heart shaped. My girlfriend has a heart shaped face and I was hoping we would match each other up.






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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: Face Doctor ()
Date: August 16, 2011 02:37PM

In my professional opinion you have a pear-shaped face.

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: meadeshelp ()
Date: August 16, 2011 02:42PM

Face Doctor Wrote:
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> In my professional opinion you have a pear-shaped
> face.


That face shape doesnt exist.

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: August 16, 2011 02:44PM

Did you get those done at glamour shots?

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: August 16, 2011 03:20PM

Your face is anus shaped.

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: jackboots ()
Date: August 16, 2011 05:29PM

Don't change a thing
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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: AndromedaGal ()
Date: August 16, 2011 05:36PM

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: Haffenrafter ()
Date: August 16, 2011 05:51PM

You mean your pretend girlfriend. Be that as it may, you have a cherubic face with rosy cheeks, sort of like a face you'd see on Falstaff in one of Shakespeare plays.

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: FC Palermo ()
Date: August 16, 2011 09:22PM

how much would I have to pay off your blobby, combover, pedo-glaze eyes self never to post a picture of yourself on this site again? every time i see you my balls retract back into my body.

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: meadehelp ()
Date: August 16, 2011 09:38PM

FC Palermo Wrote:
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> how much would I have to pay off your blobby,
> combover, pedo-glaze eyes self never to post a
> picture of yourself on this site again? every time
> i see you my balls retract back into my body.

Um, its not a combover. I have plenty of hair. You dont know what a comb over is.

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: FC Palermo ()
Date: August 16, 2011 09:42PM

you didnt answer my question - what will it take? 2 free buffet tickets to Golden Corral? a bottle of Rogaine? name your price

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: meadehelp ()
Date: August 16, 2011 09:46PM

FC Palermo Wrote:
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> you didnt answer my question - what will it take?
> 2 free buffet tickets to Golden Corral? a bottle
> of Rogaine? name your price


I dont need Rogaine. I have plenty of hair . You're probably just jealous.

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: DurrrrR ()
Date: August 16, 2011 09:56PM

Your face is autistic shaped.

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: Jerry ()
Date: August 17, 2011 12:03AM

DurrrrR Wrote:
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> Your face is autistic shaped.

a la "Jerry's Kids" shaped

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Re: What is my face shape ? (serious answers Only please be HELPFUL!)
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: August 17, 2011 07:23AM

I'd say it's pretty much the shape of the one in the picture below..........wait.........sorry.........you said face....I misread that.

Carry on. As you were. Nothing more to see here, citizen.
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