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Free The Juice -- A Tribute To Racial Harmony
Posted by: blast from the past ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:33PM

Originally created this shit when i was in the 8th grade.

http://www.angelfire.com/nc/leyroyg/
Free The Juice

http://www.angelfire.com/nc/leyroyg/yellow.html
Yellow People

http://www.angelfire.com/nc/leyroyg/red.html
Red People

http://www.angelfire.com/nc/leyroyg/black.html
Black People

http://www.angelfire.com/nc/leyroyg/white.html
Happy White Summer

http://www.angelfire.com/nc/leyroyg/drsong01.html
Dr. Song

http://www.angelfire.com/nc/leyroyg/mulatto.html
Mulatto --Thank Tiger Woods

http://www.angelfire.com/nc/leyroyg/mermen.html
Mermen

http://www.angelfire.com/nc/leyroyg/canadians.html
Canadians

http://www.angelfire.com/nc/leyroyg/mexicans.html
Messicans

http://www.angelfire.com/nc/leyroyg/arabs.html
Arabs

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Re: Free The Juice -- A Tribute To Racial Harmony
Posted by: WTF is this shit? ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:47PM

"Red people used to dominate this country until whites killed them and stole it. This was justified, because they were on American soil."

"Police officers often arrest black people as a preemptive strike against crime."

"George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States of America. As you can see, the President is 10% black.* That means blacks are responsible for 1 in every 10 parts of the President, just as 1 in every 10 blacks are responsible for him being the President."

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Re: Free The Juice -- A Tribute To Racial Harmony
Posted by: lol wtf ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:54PM

Q.Why do Asians have such a keen appreciation for the absurd?
-Andrew M., Virginia. 3.25.01

A.Because they all look alike. Remember in Being John Malkovich when Malkovitch goes down his own brain-tunnel and everyone he sees looks like him? Imagine living everyday like that. Clearly, no one can appreciate absurdity as the Asians can.

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Re: Free The Juice -- A Tribute To Racial Harmony
Posted by: lmao omg wtf ()
Date: August 15, 2011 08:57PM

Q. If Indians are red, how can you tell them apart from communists?
-John, johnbirch@redscare.gov, 1.24.99

A. For this very problem, scientists have developed the "boiling oil" test. First, immerse the red suspect in boiling oil. Then, watch them burn to death. Technically, this doesn't solve the problem of what they were, but if it was a communist, then you just did the rest of us a favor. And if it was an indian, then, oh well.*

*The opinions expressed by Dr. Song are not necessarily those of Free the Juice, Inc. For instance, Free the Juice does not endorse murder, even of communists.

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