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Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: August 15, 2011 11:55AM
Douchebag is thrown a round this forum so often, it has lost all meaning. It has slipped into ambiguity..,
Lets all take a moment and share what your personal thought are.
When I think Douchebag, I think about people who try too hard. Hipsters (speak for themselves), thugs (Chains, hats, earrings, crazy stoopid shirts, Shorts that go down to their ankles) Country Concerts... eat your heart out, these folks just scream "trying to act the part, really anybody that just tries WAY too hard. People who try to live their scene.
Whats your stance?
Lets all take a moment and share what your personal thought are.
When I think Douchebag, I think about people who try too hard. Hipsters (speak for themselves), thugs (Chains, hats, earrings, crazy stoopid shirts, Shorts that go down to their ankles) Country Concerts... eat your heart out, these folks just scream "trying to act the part, really anybody that just tries WAY too hard. People who try to live their scene.
Whats your stance?
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
Zing
()
Date: August 15, 2011 11:56AM
You
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
JBass
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Date: August 15, 2011 11:59AM
Zing Wrote:
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> You
You call that a Zing? I mean I guess I'll give partial credit for being the first to go this route but at any rate I was at least expecting some effort if you are gonna come after me.
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> You
You call that a Zing? I mean I guess I'll give partial credit for being the first to go this route but at any rate I was at least expecting some effort if you are gonna come after me.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
Zing
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Date: August 15, 2011 12:03PM
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Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
FurfaxTownie
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Date: August 15, 2011 12:04PM
The motto of a douchebag "If its not for me, it's NOT for me...."
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
RR
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Date: August 15, 2011 12:07PM
I'm a douchebag.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
Thread Hijacker
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Date: August 15, 2011 12:08PM
Obama is a douchebag
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
average joe
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Date: August 15, 2011 12:13PM
Zing Wrote:
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Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
Failblog.org
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Date: August 15, 2011 12:15PM
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Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
JBass
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Date: August 15, 2011 12:17PM
average joe Wrote:
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So your definition of a douchebag is being young, smart, successful, independent, well dressed and funny. Gotcha. Good thing girls LOVE all of these things, I mush have gotten lucky with that one.
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So your definition of a douchebag is being young, smart, successful, independent, well dressed and funny. Gotcha. Good thing girls LOVE all of these things, I mush have gotten lucky with that one.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
^^^^^^^
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Date: August 15, 2011 12:24PM
People who feel the need to talk themselves up and brag about the girls that they get. Those are insecure douchebags.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: August 15, 2011 12:31PM
A rose by any other name, is still a rose. Call it what you want to call it, Im just speaking it how it is.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 15, 2011 12:46PM
Guys who use hair "product" with the exception of shampoo... I guess it's ok if some guys use conditioner... Any other product... well... then, he's a douchebag...
Signatures are for fags
Signatures are for fags
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
'nuff said
()
Date: August 15, 2011 03:10PM
JBass and eesh
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
IN REALITY
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Date: August 15, 2011 03:14PM
JBass Wrote:
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> So your definition of a douchebag is being young,
> smart, successful, independent, well dressed and
>funnylame. Gotcha. Good thing girlsGAY MEN LOVE all of
> these things, I mush have gotten lucky with that
> one.
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> So your definition of a douchebag is being young,
> smart, successful, independent, well dressed and
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> these things, I mush have gotten lucky with that
> one.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
fatboyx
()
Date: August 15, 2011 03:19PM
Some of your stuffs amusing JBass.. but stop trying so hard buddy!
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
JBass
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Date: August 15, 2011 03:19PM
IN REALITY Wrote:
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> young,
> > smart, successful, independent, well dressed
> and
> > funnylame. Gotcha. Good thing girlsGAY MEN
> LOVE all of
> > these things, I mush have gotten lucky with
> that
> > one.
Yes, I would imagine that gay men are similarly attracted to these same attributes.
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> > So your definition of a douchebag is being
> young,
> > smart, successful, independent, well dressed
> and
> > funnylame. Gotcha. Good thing girlsGAY MEN
> LOVE all of
> > these things, I mush have gotten lucky with
> that
> > one.
Yes, I would imagine that gay men are similarly attracted to these same attributes.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
way to prove my point...
()
Date: August 15, 2011 03:31PM
JBass Wrote:
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> > young,
> > > smart, successful, independent, well dressed
> > and
> > > funnylame. Gotcha. Good thing girlsGAY MEN
> > LOVE all of
> > > these things, I mush have gotten lucky with
> > that
> > > one.
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> Yes, I would imagine that gay men are similarly
> attracted to these same attributes.
Because you are a gay man.
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> > > So your definition of a douchebag is being
> > young,
> > > smart, successful, independent, well dressed
> > and
> > > funnylame. Gotcha. Good thing girlsGAY MEN
> > LOVE all of
> > > these things, I mush have gotten lucky with
> > that
> > > one.
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> Yes, I would imagine that gay men are similarly
> attracted to these same attributes.
Because you are a gay man.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
JBass's Coach
()
Date: August 15, 2011 03:47PM
JBass: If you couldn't/didn't see the whole douchebag = you thing comming before you posted this thread, I think you're off your game.
If I were your coach I'd probably bench you, at least for today, and suggest that you think about what you did wrong and how to overcome it.
If I were your coach I'd probably bench you, at least for today, and suggest that you think about what you did wrong and how to overcome it.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: August 15, 2011 03:55PM
Well of course I saw it coming. If I worried about people taking every thread I start as a great excuse to try and rattle my cage; I wouldn't ever post anything. As i said in the third post in this thread "You call that a Zing? I mean I guess I'll give partial credit for being the first to go this route but at any rate I was at least expecting some effort if you are gonna come after me."
I teed this one up nice for the haters and they couldn't even get a chuckle out of me... But you are right, I need to stay sharp on my game. Dammit. Concentrate, JBass!
I teed this one up nice for the haters and they couldn't even get a chuckle out of me... But you are right, I need to stay sharp on my game. Dammit. Concentrate, JBass!
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
More Complete
()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:20PM
To me it’s someone who’s completely unaware that they are pissing off and/or annoying others.
Guy talking loudly on his blue tooth headset while in line at the store = douchebag.
Guy constantly hitting on girls at the bar who have zero interest = douchebag.
Guy swerving in and out of traffic just to meet all the other cars at the stoplight = douchebag.
Guy talking loudly on his blue tooth headset while in line at the store = douchebag.
Guy constantly hitting on girls at the bar who have zero interest = douchebag.
Guy swerving in and out of traffic just to meet all the other cars at the stoplight = douchebag.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:34PM
Guys who think they're hot shit. For no reason.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
JBitch
()
Date: August 16, 2011 12:15AM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> Guys who think they're hot shit. For no reason.
A.K.A. JBass
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> Guys who think they're hot shit. For no reason.
A.K.A. JBass
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
geronimoe
()
Date: August 16, 2011 08:21AM
JBass Wrote:
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> Zing Wrote:
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> > You
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> You call that a Zing? I mean I guess I'll give
> partial credit for being the first to go this
> route but at any rate I was at least expecting
> some effort if you are gonna come after me.
Douchebags like this fuckwit JBash-hole don't require effort; they require extermination.
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> Zing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You
>
>
> You call that a Zing? I mean I guess I'll give
> partial credit for being the first to go this
> route but at any rate I was at least expecting
> some effort if you are gonna come after me.
Douchebags like this fuckwit JBash-hole don't require effort; they require extermination.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: August 16, 2011 09:30AM
JBitch Wrote:
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> > Guys who think they're hot shit. For no reason.
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> A.K.A. JBass
Okay, so you imply that guys with reason are allowed to act like hot shit and aren't douchebag?
So whats good reason to act like hot shit? Ill tell you the one thing that I have found so comical since I have started posting on this forum is the complete lack of perception that the majority of posters seem to have...
For example, On the Hot or Not threads, guys will slam girls that they would trip all over if they had a chance with them IRL.
Then, after everybody acts like they bang supermodels we have a complete inability to accept that there are real life winners that post here. I think that might just be it; all of the fucking losers and nerds, shy, awkward, socially inept people feel threatened or just honestly cant accept that all different types post on here.
Call me a douche if you must but I admit who I am, what I do and how I act. I go to places I feel comfortable and have fun, there are many, many other people just like me. Young, successful and not all caught up on lifes bullshit, or at least we are willing to leave it at the door and party together a few times a week.
If its douchey to wear nice clothes, decent shoes, drive a sports car go to bars where very hot girls also like to go party, then hell yeah, brother, call me a douche. Do you get it now? I'm swear I am not trying to talk myself up, just spit some blunt facts.
The difference is I don't attempt to throw on heirs, I am who I am.
So, to recap......
Im not saying I make the most money but I dont make the least.
I wear polos and sandals, sometimes a nicely starched button-up but Im not trying to look like some guy on a magazine, its just that I could be the guy on the magazine.
I drink at social hot-spots, often. I am married, I dont cheat but do enjoy the company of fun, outgoing females. My wife knows this, she accepts me for who I am and trusts me.
I dont drive the nicest car, its just nicer than yours.
I dont charge anything and carry no debt month to month.
If this makes me a douche in your feeble minds, then so be it. Dont come to Clarendon and dont meet me at the waterfront. Simple enough, right?
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> Warhawk Wrote:
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> > Guys who think they're hot shit. For no reason.
>
> A.K.A. JBass
Okay, so you imply that guys with reason are allowed to act like hot shit and aren't douchebag?
So whats good reason to act like hot shit? Ill tell you the one thing that I have found so comical since I have started posting on this forum is the complete lack of perception that the majority of posters seem to have...
For example, On the Hot or Not threads, guys will slam girls that they would trip all over if they had a chance with them IRL.
Then, after everybody acts like they bang supermodels we have a complete inability to accept that there are real life winners that post here. I think that might just be it; all of the fucking losers and nerds, shy, awkward, socially inept people feel threatened or just honestly cant accept that all different types post on here.
Call me a douche if you must but I admit who I am, what I do and how I act. I go to places I feel comfortable and have fun, there are many, many other people just like me. Young, successful and not all caught up on lifes bullshit, or at least we are willing to leave it at the door and party together a few times a week.
If its douchey to wear nice clothes, decent shoes, drive a sports car go to bars where very hot girls also like to go party, then hell yeah, brother, call me a douche. Do you get it now? I'm swear I am not trying to talk myself up, just spit some blunt facts.
The difference is I don't attempt to throw on heirs, I am who I am.
So, to recap......
Im not saying I make the most money but I dont make the least.
I wear polos and sandals, sometimes a nicely starched button-up but Im not trying to look like some guy on a magazine, its just that I could be the guy on the magazine.
I drink at social hot-spots, often. I am married, I dont cheat but do enjoy the company of fun, outgoing females. My wife knows this, she accepts me for who I am and trusts me.
I dont drive the nicest car, its just nicer than yours.
I dont charge anything and carry no debt month to month.
If this makes me a douche in your feeble minds, then so be it. Dont come to Clarendon and dont meet me at the waterfront. Simple enough, right?
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
,
()
Date: August 16, 2011 03:39PM
JBass Wrote:
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> Okay, so you imply that guys with reason are
> allowed to act like hot shit and aren't douchebag?
>
>
> So whats good reason to act like hot shit? Ill
> tell you the one thing that I have found so
> comical since I have started posting on this forum
> is the complete lack of perception that the
> majority of posters seem to have...
>
> For example, On the Hot or Not threads, guys will
> slam girls that they would trip all over if they
> had a chance with them IRL.
>
> Then, after everybody acts like they bang
> supermodels we have a complete inability to accept
> that there are real life winners that post here.
> I think that might just be it; all of the fucking
> losers and nerds, shy, awkward, socially inept
> people feel threatened or just honestly cant
> accept that all different types post on here.
>
> Call me a douche if you must but I admit who I am,
> what I do and how I act. I go to places I feel
> comfortable and have fun, there are many, many
> other people just like me. Young, successful and
> not all caught up on lifes bullshit, or at least
> we are willing to leave it at the door and party
> together a few times a week.
>
> If its douchey to wear nice clothes, decent shoes,
> drive a sports car go to bars where very hot girls
> also like to go party, then hell yeah, brother,
> call me a douche. Do you get it now? I'm swear I
> am not trying to talk myself up, just spit some
> blunt facts.
>
> The difference is I don't attempt to throw on
> heirs, I am who I am.
>
> So, to recap......
>
> Im not saying I make the most money but I dont
> make the least.
> I wear polos and sandals, sometimes a nicely
> starched button-up but Im not trying to look like
> some guy on a magazine, its just that I could be
> the guy on the magazine.
> I drink at social hot-spots, often. I am married,
> I dont cheat but do enjoy the company of fun,
> outgoing females. My wife knows this, she accepts
> me for who I am and trusts me.
> I dont drive the nicest car, its just nicer than
> yours.
> I dont charge anything and carry no debt month to
> month.
>
> If this makes me a douche in your feeble minds,
> then so be it. Dont come to Clarendon and dont
> meet me at the waterfront. Simple enough, right?
tltr
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> Okay, so you imply that guys with reason are
> allowed to act like hot shit and aren't douchebag?
>
>
> So whats good reason to act like hot shit? Ill
> tell you the one thing that I have found so
> comical since I have started posting on this forum
> is the complete lack of perception that the
> majority of posters seem to have...
>
> For example, On the Hot or Not threads, guys will
> slam girls that they would trip all over if they
> had a chance with them IRL.
>
> Then, after everybody acts like they bang
> supermodels we have a complete inability to accept
> that there are real life winners that post here.
> I think that might just be it; all of the fucking
> losers and nerds, shy, awkward, socially inept
> people feel threatened or just honestly cant
> accept that all different types post on here.
>
> Call me a douche if you must but I admit who I am,
> what I do and how I act. I go to places I feel
> comfortable and have fun, there are many, many
> other people just like me. Young, successful and
> not all caught up on lifes bullshit, or at least
> we are willing to leave it at the door and party
> together a few times a week.
>
> If its douchey to wear nice clothes, decent shoes,
> drive a sports car go to bars where very hot girls
> also like to go party, then hell yeah, brother,
> call me a douche. Do you get it now? I'm swear I
> am not trying to talk myself up, just spit some
> blunt facts.
>
> The difference is I don't attempt to throw on
> heirs, I am who I am.
>
> So, to recap......
>
> Im not saying I make the most money but I dont
> make the least.
> I wear polos and sandals, sometimes a nicely
> starched button-up but Im not trying to look like
> some guy on a magazine, its just that I could be
> the guy on the magazine.
> I drink at social hot-spots, often. I am married,
> I dont cheat but do enjoy the company of fun,
> outgoing females. My wife knows this, she accepts
> me for who I am and trusts me.
> I dont drive the nicest car, its just nicer than
> yours.
> I dont charge anything and carry no debt month to
> month.
>
> If this makes me a douche in your feeble minds,
> then so be it. Dont come to Clarendon and dont
> meet me at the waterfront. Simple enough, right?
tltr
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
MongoLloyd
()
Date: August 16, 2011 04:34PM
A Douchebag has the attitude of an asshole but not the power to make others suffer.
An Asshole is a douchebag with the power to impose his doucheness on others.
An Asshole is a douchebag with the power to impose his doucheness on others.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: August 16, 2011 04:36PM
Give it up, JBass... You're a douchebag... Just accept it...
JBass Wrote:
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> Okay, so you imply that guys with reason are
> allowed to act like hot shit and aren't douchebag?
>
>
> So whats good reason to act like hot shit? Ill
> tell you the one thing that I have found so
> comical since I have started posting on this forum
> is the complete lack of perception that the
> majority of posters seem to have...
>
> For example, On the Hot or Not threads, guys will
> slam girls that they would trip all over if they
> had a chance with them IRL.
>
> Then, after everybody acts like they bang
> supermodels we have a complete inability to accept
> that there are real life winners that post here.
> I think that might just be it; all of the fucking
> losers and nerds, shy, awkward, socially inept
> people feel threatened or just honestly cant
> accept that all different types post on here.
>
> Call me a douche if you must but I admit who I am,
> what I do and how I act. I go to places I feel
> comfortable and have fun, there are many, many
> other people just like me. Young, successful and
> not all caught up on lifes bullshit, or at least
> we are willing to leave it at the door and party
> together a few times a week.
>
> If its douchey to wear nice clothes, decent shoes,
> drive a sports car go to bars where very hot girls
> also like to go party, then hell yeah, brother,
> call me a douche. Do you get it now? I'm swear I
> am not trying to talk myself up, just spit some
> blunt facts.
>
> The difference is I don't attempt to throw on
> heirs, I am who I am.
>
> So, to recap......
>
> Im not saying I make the most money but I dont
> make the least.
> I wear polos and sandals, sometimes a nicely
> starched button-up but Im not trying to look like
> some guy on a magazine, its just that I could be
> the guy on the magazine.
> I drink at social hot-spots, often. I am married,
> I dont cheat but do enjoy the company of fun,
> outgoing females. My wife knows this, she accepts
> me for who I am and trusts me.
> I dont drive the nicest car, its just nicer than
> yours.
> I dont charge anything and carry no debt month to
> month.
>
> If this makes me a douche in your feeble minds,
> then so be it. Dont come to Clarendon and dont
> meet me at the waterfront. Simple enough, right?
Signatures are for fags
JBass Wrote:
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> Okay, so you imply that guys with reason are
> allowed to act like hot shit and aren't douchebag?
>
>
> So whats good reason to act like hot shit? Ill
> tell you the one thing that I have found so
> comical since I have started posting on this forum
> is the complete lack of perception that the
> majority of posters seem to have...
>
> For example, On the Hot or Not threads, guys will
> slam girls that they would trip all over if they
> had a chance with them IRL.
>
> Then, after everybody acts like they bang
> supermodels we have a complete inability to accept
> that there are real life winners that post here.
> I think that might just be it; all of the fucking
> losers and nerds, shy, awkward, socially inept
> people feel threatened or just honestly cant
> accept that all different types post on here.
>
> Call me a douche if you must but I admit who I am,
> what I do and how I act. I go to places I feel
> comfortable and have fun, there are many, many
> other people just like me. Young, successful and
> not all caught up on lifes bullshit, or at least
> we are willing to leave it at the door and party
> together a few times a week.
>
> If its douchey to wear nice clothes, decent shoes,
> drive a sports car go to bars where very hot girls
> also like to go party, then hell yeah, brother,
> call me a douche. Do you get it now? I'm swear I
> am not trying to talk myself up, just spit some
> blunt facts.
>
> The difference is I don't attempt to throw on
> heirs, I am who I am.
>
> So, to recap......
>
> Im not saying I make the most money but I dont
> make the least.
> I wear polos and sandals, sometimes a nicely
> starched button-up but Im not trying to look like
> some guy on a magazine, its just that I could be
> the guy on the magazine.
> I drink at social hot-spots, often. I am married,
> I dont cheat but do enjoy the company of fun,
> outgoing females. My wife knows this, she accepts
> me for who I am and trusts me.
> I dont drive the nicest car, its just nicer than
> yours.
> I dont charge anything and carry no debt month to
> month.
>
> If this makes me a douche in your feeble minds,
> then so be it. Dont come to Clarendon and dont
> meet me at the waterfront. Simple enough, right?
Signatures are for fags
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: August 16, 2011 04:37PM
Asshole. now there is a term I am familiar with.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
wnrsm
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Date: August 16, 2011 05:02PM
Dbags are the ones that, while out in public, have no regard for anything but what they are doing. It might include the ignorant and definitely includes the willfully ignorant and inconsiderate.
People who block intersections when the light is green and get stuck when it turns red... and the people that cut in when someone does the right thing and not enter an intersection when it is backed up.
People who leave their shopping cart sideways in the middle of the aisle blocking everybody. Also, people at garage sales that block other cars and driveways.
People who don't take their turn at four way stops, whether it is taking someone else's turn or giving their turn up.
People that do anything with no attempt at haste (or even go slower) when they're aware that someone else is patiently waiting for them to finish.
People that, when lost while out driving, abruptly stop/pause/look-around/turn/etc when figuring out where they are going.
People that open boxes in the store and leave the stuff all over the place.
People that don't know how annoying their kids are and do nothing to keep them from bothering other people. (I have two young kids - I have seen both sides)
People that take stuff that is laying around as if it doesn't have an owner. If someone lost it, it is theirs.
People driving their cars that are doing stuff other than driving - drifting all over the places, following too close, not going on the green light, not stopping on the red light.
The dutch.
People who block intersections when the light is green and get stuck when it turns red... and the people that cut in when someone does the right thing and not enter an intersection when it is backed up.
People who leave their shopping cart sideways in the middle of the aisle blocking everybody. Also, people at garage sales that block other cars and driveways.
People who don't take their turn at four way stops, whether it is taking someone else's turn or giving their turn up.
People that do anything with no attempt at haste (or even go slower) when they're aware that someone else is patiently waiting for them to finish.
People that, when lost while out driving, abruptly stop/pause/look-around/turn/etc when figuring out where they are going.
People that open boxes in the store and leave the stuff all over the place.
People that don't know how annoying their kids are and do nothing to keep them from bothering other people. (I have two young kids - I have seen both sides)
People that take stuff that is laying around as if it doesn't have an owner. If someone lost it, it is theirs.
People driving their cars that are doing stuff other than driving - drifting all over the places, following too close, not going on the green light, not stopping on the red light.
The dutch.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
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Date: August 16, 2011 07:13PM
JBass Wrote:
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> JBitch Wrote:
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> > Warhawk Wrote:
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> > > Guys who think they're hot shit. For no
> reason.
> >
> > A.K.A. JBass
>
>
> Okay, so you imply that guys with reason are
> allowed to act like hot shit and aren't douchebag?
>
>
> So whats good reason to act like hot shit? Ill
> tell you the one thing that I have found so
> comical since I have started posting on this forum
> is the complete lack of perception that the
> majority of posters seem to have...
>
> For example, On the Hot or Not threads, guys will
> slam girls that they would trip all over if they
> had a chance with them IRL.
>
> Then, after everybody acts like they bang
> supermodels we have a complete inability to accept
> that there are real life winners that post here.
> I think that might just be it; all of the fucking
> losers and nerds, shy, awkward, socially inept
> people feel threatened or just honestly cant
> accept that all different types post on here.
>
> Call me a douche if you must but I admit who I am,
> what I do and how I act. I go to places I feel
> comfortable and have fun, there are many, many
> other people just like me. Young, successful and
> not all caught up on lifes bullshit, or at least
> we are willing to leave it at the door and party
> together a few times a week.
>
> If its douchey to wear nice clothes, decent shoes,
> drive a sports car go to bars where very hot girls
> also like to go party, then hell yeah, brother,
> call me a douche. Do you get it now? I'm swear I
> am not trying to talk myself up, just spit some
> blunt facts.
>
> The difference is I don't attempt to throw on
> heirs, I am who I am.
>
> So, to recap......
>
> Im not saying I make the most money but I dont
> make the least.
> I wear polos and sandals, sometimes a nicely
> starched button-up but Im not trying to look like
> some guy on a magazine, its just that I could be
> the guy on the magazine.
> I drink at social hot-spots, often. I am married,
> I dont cheat but do enjoy the company of fun,
> outgoing females. My wife knows this, she accepts
> me for who I am and trusts me.
> I dont drive the nicest car, its just nicer than
> yours.
> I dont charge anything and carry no debt month to
> month.
>
> If this makes me a douche in your feeble minds,
> then so be it. Dont come to Clarendon and dont
> meet me at the waterfront. Simple enough, right?
The don't hate me because I'm beautiful attitude certifies your douchebagness.
-------------------------------------------------------
> JBitch Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Warhawk Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Guys who think they're hot shit. For no
> reason.
> >
> > A.K.A. JBass
>
>
> Okay, so you imply that guys with reason are
> allowed to act like hot shit and aren't douchebag?
>
>
> So whats good reason to act like hot shit? Ill
> tell you the one thing that I have found so
> comical since I have started posting on this forum
> is the complete lack of perception that the
> majority of posters seem to have...
>
> For example, On the Hot or Not threads, guys will
> slam girls that they would trip all over if they
> had a chance with them IRL.
>
> Then, after everybody acts like they bang
> supermodels we have a complete inability to accept
> that there are real life winners that post here.
> I think that might just be it; all of the fucking
> losers and nerds, shy, awkward, socially inept
> people feel threatened or just honestly cant
> accept that all different types post on here.
>
> Call me a douche if you must but I admit who I am,
> what I do and how I act. I go to places I feel
> comfortable and have fun, there are many, many
> other people just like me. Young, successful and
> not all caught up on lifes bullshit, or at least
> we are willing to leave it at the door and party
> together a few times a week.
>
> If its douchey to wear nice clothes, decent shoes,
> drive a sports car go to bars where very hot girls
> also like to go party, then hell yeah, brother,
> call me a douche. Do you get it now? I'm swear I
> am not trying to talk myself up, just spit some
> blunt facts.
>
> The difference is I don't attempt to throw on
> heirs, I am who I am.
>
> So, to recap......
>
> Im not saying I make the most money but I dont
> make the least.
> I wear polos and sandals, sometimes a nicely
> starched button-up but Im not trying to look like
> some guy on a magazine, its just that I could be
> the guy on the magazine.
> I drink at social hot-spots, often. I am married,
> I dont cheat but do enjoy the company of fun,
> outgoing females. My wife knows this, she accepts
> me for who I am and trusts me.
> I dont drive the nicest car, its just nicer than
> yours.
> I dont charge anything and carry no debt month to
> month.
>
> If this makes me a douche in your feeble minds,
> then so be it. Dont come to Clarendon and dont
> meet me at the waterfront. Simple enough, right?
The don't hate me because I'm beautiful attitude certifies your douchebagness.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
geronimo1
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Date: August 16, 2011 08:07PM
Is JBasshole a douchebag? Yes, he is.
Is he an asshole? Most certainly.
But what he really is, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, is a fuckwit. A total, complete, worthless, uncompromisable, FUCKWIT. WHile the jury is still out on Mrs. Jbasshole, it's fairly clear from the curry stench in her pussy that she's likely a matching fuckwit. They comprise a fuckwit pair. Fuckwits whom, in their fuckwit haze, can't even really grasp just how fuckwitted their fuckwit partner is.
JBasshole, enjoy your little fuckwit game of registering all my anonymous geronimo names. As you can see, the numbering sequences have begun. You may now continue to register geronimo nics into infinity. Such a fuckwit you are. Geronimo will be here daily to call out your fuckwitted behavior.
Is he an asshole? Most certainly.
But what he really is, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, is a fuckwit. A total, complete, worthless, uncompromisable, FUCKWIT. WHile the jury is still out on Mrs. Jbasshole, it's fairly clear from the curry stench in her pussy that she's likely a matching fuckwit. They comprise a fuckwit pair. Fuckwits whom, in their fuckwit haze, can't even really grasp just how fuckwitted their fuckwit partner is.
JBasshole, enjoy your little fuckwit game of registering all my anonymous geronimo names. As you can see, the numbering sequences have begun. You may now continue to register geronimo nics into infinity. Such a fuckwit you are. Geronimo will be here daily to call out your fuckwitted behavior.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
jabASS
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Date: August 16, 2011 08:45PM
JBass reeks of douchebaggery. He was pegged from his very first post.
Re: Whats your personal definition of a douchebag?
Posted by:
postpoppunk
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Date: August 16, 2011 09:08PM
I think...it is that balloon thing with the torpedo tip that has like four holes in it - when filled with the magic liquid a lady puts the torpedo part in her vaginer' and squeezes the magic juice into the tubes of the unknown...at this point a battle ensues between the magic liquid and the toxic devil juice inside the vaginal tubulars' --- after that I just do not know? I think maybe a baby comes out later or a small reptile?