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Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: August 14, 2011 11:55AM

Hoist thought I'd let you know

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Re: Apparently taking it in the deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: Why JBasshole is banned from Targay... ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:00PM

Orly?

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:10PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target

What does this even mean?

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: 2 cups one JFAG ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:21PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
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> > Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at
> target
>
> What does this even mean?


Apparently, JBass likes drinking shit.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: jabASS ()
Date: August 14, 2011 01:06PM

Makes sense, JBass is a shithead.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: My name is JBass, and I'm an alcoholic. ()
Date: August 14, 2011 04:04PM

This guy will drink anytime and anywhere, any venture anywheres, is an occasion for a drink> Pitiful, pitiful.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: drunkard ()
Date: August 14, 2011 04:40PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
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> > Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at
> target
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> What does this even mean?


A duece is slang for a twenty-four ounce beer.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 14, 2011 04:42PM

Obvious "advice" is obvious.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: Who is JBASS ()
Date: August 14, 2011 04:48PM

Is JBASS one of those cocky preppy assholes?

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: August 14, 2011 07:54PM

drunkard Wrote:
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> A duece is slang for a twenty-four ounce beer.


I thought that was a bomber?

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: August 14, 2011 08:08PM

Who is JBASS Wrote:
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> Is JBASS one of those cocky preppy assholes?


Cocky yes. Preppy no. Asshole definitely.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: JFag ()
Date: August 14, 2011 09:51PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Who is JBASS Wrote:
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> > Is JBASS one of those cocky preppy assholes?
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> Cock yes. Preppy no. In my asshole definitely.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: BB*X ()
Date: August 15, 2011 01:40PM

Wouldn't it be a deuce deuce? They used to sell 22oz beers but I think they are all 24oz now. So that's a deuce quatre, I believe.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: August 15, 2011 01:50PM

BB*X Wrote:
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> Wouldn't it be a deuce deuce? They used to sell
> 22oz beers but I think they are all 24oz now. So
> that's a deuce quatre, I believe.


Yes, I used to always call them Deuce Deuces, but now that they are not all exactly 22 oz, I just call it a deuce. Not to worry though, as my problem was quickly solved by the magical masking powers of the red Dixie cup.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: August 15, 2011 02:54PM

A Dixie cup only reduces your obviousiccity by 50 %.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: BB*X ()
Date: August 15, 2011 03:02PM

Not to be an ass but I think you mean Solo cup, a Dixie cup would hardly be worth lifting, unless it was straight booze, since those are the ones you rinse your mouth with after brushing.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: August 15, 2011 03:20PM

touche

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: August 15, 2011 03:22PM

Fair Enough.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:40PM

JBass Wrote:
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> BB*X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Wouldn't it be a deuce deuce? They used to
> sell
> > 22oz beers but I think they are all 24oz now.
> So
> > that's a deuce quatre, I believe.
>
>
> Yes, I used to always call them Deuce Deuces, but
> now that they are not all exactly 22 oz, I just
> call it a deuce. Not to worry though, as my
> problem was quickly solved by the magical masking
> powers of the red Dixie cup.


Why were you drinking in Target? That's about number 5680 on my "places to drink" list.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:45PM

Oddly enough, it was #5681 on my "places I wanted to be" list for Sunday however I was kidnapped by the wife following a pleasant lunch of delicious Pho soup and decided to make the best of a bad situation.

I abhor shopping, absolutely deplore it.

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Re: Apparently drinking a deuce is frowned upon at target
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: August 15, 2011 04:47PM

BB*X Wrote:
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> Not to be an ass but I think you mean Solo cup, a
> Dixie cup would hardly be worth lifting, unless it
> was straight booze, since those are the ones you
> rinse your mouth with after brushing.


Actually Dixie makes cups up to 16 oz. size.

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