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The height of hipster douchebaggery
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:06PM

I wish I had my phone with me last night so I could have snapped a picture....I was at Zinga last night, which a frozen yogurt place out in Gainesville. It's self serve and was standing room only. In the corner, sitting at a table was some hipster asshole, complete with a shitty beard, vintage t-shirt, brown jeans, and some sort of white suede platform shoes playing guitar and singing. This wasn't an open mic night. There NOTHING set up for somebody to entertain. He was just sitting there with some friends, playing (badly) and singing (badly). Very annoying. Thankfully, it was so noisy in there that he was pretty much drowned out if you got 10 feet away from him.

Douchebag. Play your stupid 3 chord folk music at home.

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Re: The height of hipster douchebaggery
Posted by: Gainesville Crooner ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:09PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> I wish I had my phone with me last night so I
> could have snapped a picture....I was at Zinga
> last night, which a frozen yogurt place out in
> Gainesville. It's self serve and was standing
> room only. In the corner, sitting at a table was
> some hipster asshole, complete with a shitty
> beard, vintage t-shirt, brown jeans, and some sort
> of white suede platform shoes playing guitar and
> singing. This wasn't an open mic night. There
> NOTHING set up for somebody to entertain. He was
> just sitting there with some friends, playing
> (badly) and singing (badly). Very annoying.
> Thankfully, it was so noisy in there that he was
> pretty much drowned out if you got 10 feet away
> from him.
>
> Douchebag. Play your stupid 3 chord folk music at
> home.



MrMephisto sighting?

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Re: The height of hipster douchebaggery
Posted by: Mr. Plow ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:19PM

Try being on an airplane when some soul-patch skinny-jean porkpie hat hipster douchebag has a temper tantrum because the flight attendant can't find a perfect place for his goddam guiter he proudly is hauling around.

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Re: The height of hipster douchebaggery
Date: August 13, 2011 02:23PM

Mr. Plow Wrote:
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> Try being on an airplane when some soul-patch
> skinny-jean porkpie hat hipster douchebag has a
> temper tantrum because the flight attendant can't
> find a perfect place for his goddam guiter he
> proudly is hauling around.


We should change the law so that anyone wearing a pork pie hat will be immediately shot execution style with full malice.

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Re: The height of hipster douchebaggery
Posted by: sound like him ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:31PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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"shitty beard, vintage t-shirt, brown jeans, and some sort of white suede platform shoes playing guitar and singing. "


It was probably ferfux.

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Re: The height of hipster douchebaggery
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: August 13, 2011 07:45PM


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Re: The height of hipster douchebaggery
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 13, 2011 09:59PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> http://youtu.be/F5QCs3PnQBc


LOL. That dude would pluck a few strings and then slap/tap his guitar once or twice. He must have seen this video.

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Re: The height of hipster douchebaggery
Posted by: NOVAman ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:04AM

He was probably trying to play some shitty song he heard from a band "that you probably haven't heard of......."

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Re: The height of hipster douchebaggery
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: August 14, 2011 12:30AM


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Re: The height of hipster douchebaggery
Posted by: sumguy ()
Date: August 15, 2011 01:05PM

I don't know what is worse the guy that does this or the stupid bitches that fall for it.

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