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Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: randyinspringfield ()
Date: August 12, 2011 09:37PM

A lot of people are gay, who you would NEVER guess. This one guy I found out was gay and he didnt seem that way at all. He wore very plain boring clothes and drove a pick up truck. He was not at all sissyfied.

But hes really gay, and at night he dresses up in leather and is in that lifestyle.

People think Im gay, but Im very straight. I have nothing against the gays, but its just really weird, because most gays look like everyday people, not the kind of exaggeration we see in movies and on tv.
Although for me, it is easier to spot the lesbians.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Gaydar ()
Date: August 12, 2011 09:40PM

I didn't know that Neil Patrick Harris was gay for the longest time. He doesn't have that retarded lisp thing that most gay guys feel the need to use.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: randyinspringfield ()
Date: August 12, 2011 09:45PM

Gaydar Wrote:
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> I didn't know that Neil Patrick Harris was gay for
> the longest time. He doesn't have that retarded
> lisp thing that most gay guys feel the need to
> use.


Exactly! That sure threw me for a loop. Its harder to tell with men actually than women. Most gay women just seem like boyish men and tend to dress in flannel, put their hands on their hips, listen to folk music, etc.

Gay guys actually can be very masculine.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Dr Love ()
Date: August 12, 2011 09:48PM

randyinspringfield Wrote:
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> A lot of people are gay, who you would NEVER
> guess. This one guy I found out was gay and he
> didnt seem that way at all. He wore very plain
> boring clothes and drove a pick up truck. He was
> not at all sissyfied.
>
> But hes really gay, and at night he dresses up in
> leather and is in that lifestyle.
>
> People think Im gay, but Im very straight. I have
> nothing against the gays, but its just really
> weird, because most gays look like everyday
> people, not the kind of exaggeration we see in
> movies and on tv.
> Although for me, it is easier to spot the
> lesbians.

/
Why do people think you're gay? You must put off some kind of vibe,,,

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: August 12, 2011 09:53PM

Gay men look into you...not at you....sort of like how I look at women

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: August 12, 2011 11:25PM

Dr Love Wrote:
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>
> Why do people think you're gay? You must put off
> some kind of vibe,,,

You obviously haven't heard Meade talk.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: randyinspringfield ()
Date: August 12, 2011 11:29PM

Hay Zeus Wrote:
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> Gay men look into you...not at you....sort of like
> how I look at women

what does that mean? You mean gay men look into the eyes more or what?

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 12, 2011 11:37PM

randyinspringfield Wrote:
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> A lot of people are gay, who you would NEVER
> guess. This one guy I found out was gay and he
> didnt seem that way at all. He wore very plain
> boring clothes and drove a pick up truck. He was
> not at all sissyfied.
>
> But hes really gay, and at night he dresses up in
> leather and is in that lifestyle.
>
> People think Im gay, but Im very straight. I have
> nothing against the gays, but its just really
> weird, because most gays look like everyday
> people, not the kind of exaggeration we see in
> movies and on tv.
> Although for me, it is easier to spot the
> lesbians.


Why do people think you're gay?

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Its hard to tell whos a italian these days...
Posted by: Luigi ()
Date: August 12, 2011 11:39PM

Everywhere you go everybody's talkin to themselves and waving their hands all over the place.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: randyinspringfield ()
Date: August 12, 2011 11:54PM

Conie Wrote:
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> randyinspringfield Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A lot of people are gay, who you would NEVER
> > guess. This one guy I found out was gay and he
> > didnt seem that way at all. He wore very plain
> > boring clothes and drove a pick up truck. He
> was
> > not at all sissyfied.
> >
> > But hes really gay, and at night he dresses up
> in
> > leather and is in that lifestyle.
> >
> > People think Im gay, but Im very straight. I
> have
> > nothing against the gays, but its just really
> > weird, because most gays look like everyday
> > people, not the kind of exaggeration we see in
> > movies and on tv.
> > Although for me, it is easier to spot the
> > lesbians.
>
>
> Why do people think you're gay?

Some people have asked me if I were gay. I think its mostly just teasing me. Mostly because Im in shape, Im very neat, and I dress nice. Im married and have 3 kids, and they have asked me. But I dont care. The thing is, though, the stereotype is not really true. Most of the gays I have met can be as sloppy as any straight guy, and rarely hit the gym. Most gay men are not like the ones on TV or movies. They are average looking or below.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Tom Cruise & John Travolta ()
Date: August 13, 2011 12:03AM

I mean, who would have ever thought those two actors were gay? Tom Cruise has been in plenty of adventure flicks - just as John Travolta has. Also, the word is that John Travolt, being the pilot and owning his own 737, takes to the skies for his own "Mile High" adventures. When he does that, I wonder if he has the jet on auto pilot?

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 13, 2011 12:07AM

randyinspringfield Wrote:
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> A lot of people are gay, who you would NEVER
> guess. This one guy I found out was gay and he
> didnt seem that way at all. He wore very plain
> boring clothes and drove a pick up truck. He was
> not at all sissyfied.
>
> But hes really gay, and at night he dresses up in
> leather and is in that lifestyle.
>
> People think Im gay, but Im very straight. I have
> nothing against the gays, but its just really
> weird, because most gays look like everyday
> people, not the kind of exaggeration we see in
> movies and on tv.
> Although for me, it is easier to spot the
> lesbians.


Hmmmm...

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 13, 2011 12:22AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 12:12AM by Alias.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 13, 2011 12:24AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Tom Cruise & John Travolta Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I mean, who would have ever thought those two
> > actors were gay?
>
>
> I was shocked to hear that Harrison Ford was gay.


yeah...me too

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 13, 2011 12:32AM

Harrison Ford, John Travolta and Tom Cruise

are NOT gay!!

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: August 13, 2011 12:45AM

randyinspringfield Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > randyinspringfield Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > A lot of people are gay, who you would NEVER
> > > guess. This one guy I found out was gay and
> he
> > > didnt seem that way at all. He wore very
> plain
> > > boring clothes and drove a pick up truck. He
> > was
> > > not at all sissyfied.
> > >
> > > But hes really gay, and at night he dresses
> up
> > in
> > > leather and is in that lifestyle.
> > >
> > > People think Im gay, but Im very straight. I
> > have
> > > nothing against the gays, but its just really
> > > weird, because most gays look like everyday
> > > people, not the kind of exaggeration we see
> in
> > > movies and on tv.
> > > Although for me, it is easier to spot the
> > > lesbians.
> >
> >
> > Why do people think you're gay?
>
> Some people have asked me if I were gay. I think
> its mostly just teasing me. Mostly because Im in
> shape, Im very neat, and I dress nice. Im married
> and have 3 kids, and they have asked me. But I
> dont care. The thing is, though, the stereotype is
> not really true. Most of the gays I have met can
> be as sloppy as any straight guy, and rarely hit
> the gym. Most gay men are not like the ones on TV
> or movies. They are average looking or below.


Umm....you're a little chatty cathy.
and you say "most of the gays I have met..."
I think you are gay...and hiding behind the tradional hetero family.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 13, 2011 12:48AM

randy you are gay,,,

I think you know your gay, and your trolling around looking for other gays,,,

Why don't you just buy a bike and head down to Burke lake,,,

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 13, 2011 01:18AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 12:11AM by Alias.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Tom Cruise & John Travolta ()
Date: August 13, 2011 01:48AM

Conie Wrote:
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> Harrison Ford, John Travolta and Tom Cruise
>
> are NOT gay!!

Conie, Why do you say that? Do you have proof that they are not? The rumors have been flying around for years ... literally - especially, the one about Travolta and his "Mile High" club for the guys.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Lamont Sanford ()
Date: August 13, 2011 04:45AM

My faulty gaydar doesn't work in today's bars. so many of the waitresses seem to be agay

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 13, 2011 04:53AM

This is the part where I heard a sneeze coming from the closet... I opened the door and found randyinspringfield....

randyinspringfield Wrote:
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> Most gay men are not like the ones on TV
> or movies. They are average looking or below.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 13, 2011 04:56AM

randyinspringfield Wrote:
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> Most gay men are not like the ones on TV
> or movies. They are average looking or below.

randyinspringfield Meant to Write:
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> I am frustrated that I can't find any attractive men
> on craigslist to "JO" with...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 13, 2011 07:48AM



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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Austin Powers ()
Date: August 13, 2011 09:24AM

Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming, baby.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: I Knew ()
Date: August 13, 2011 10:17AM

Austin Powers Wrote:
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> Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I
> mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one
> coming, baby.


I knew Liberace was queer as a $3.00 bill all along. He wasn't hard to spot. Rock Hudson is what surprised people when he died of the big "A". He played such a manly man in his movies. That one totally floored people.

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Its hard to tell whos a straight these days...
Posted by: Johnny Carson ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:00AM

Everyone knew Liberace was gay. It was a real schocker when Wayne Newton turned out to be straight.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Analyst44 ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:02AM

****************************************************************

Syntax Analysis Results:


randyinspringfield (OP) = bobinburke = meadeshelp

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: AccuFeather ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:15AM

Just use eesh as a gay litmus test and you'll be fine.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a straight these days...
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: August 13, 2011 11:57AM

Johnny Carson Wrote:
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> Everyone knew Liberace was gay. It was a real
> schocker when Wayne Newton turned out to be
> straight.
Mr. Newton was a fig, not a fag.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 13, 2011 12:09PM

Not in Iran, they are hanging all around the place

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Austin Powers ()
Date: August 13, 2011 12:21PM

The Liberace reference was a movie line that showed the irony of flamboyantly gay people not being openly gay. Sorry it missed a few of you.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: RandyinSpringfield ()
Date: August 13, 2011 12:41PM

Oh wow, I see. People go around attacking my sexuality . Im just making an observation. Im talking about stereotypes. Of course there are people who fit the stereotypes, and every stereotype has some truth to it. But these days, I was just surprised to find out this one guy I work with is totally gay. No one in the office suspected it. We were all dumfounded. He acts and looks like a regular guy.

Its amazing though how people think EVERYONE is gay until proven straight. If a guy is single, hes gay. If hes married and has children, hes gay and trying to hide it. What gives?

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: August 13, 2011 01:23PM

Randy, that's only amazing to gay guys....

RandyinSpringfield Wrote:
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>
> Its amazing though how people think EVERYONE is
> gay until proven straight. If a guy is single, hes
> gay. If hes married and has children, hes gay and
> trying to hide it. What gives?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a straight these days...
Posted by: Les ()
Date: August 13, 2011 02:41PM

Johnny Carson Wrote:
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> Everyone knew Liberace was gay. It was a real
> schocker when Wayne Newton turned out to be
> straight.

Wayne Newton just has a falsetto singing voice. A lot of male singers have normal speaking voices when they're not singing. All of the Bee Gees, except for Andy Gibb, have normal voices when they're not singing in their Mickey Mouse vocals.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: dark penis ()
Date: August 13, 2011 07:35PM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> randy you are gay,,,
>
> I think you know your gay, and your trolling
> around looking for other gays,,,
>
> Why don't you just buy a bike and head down to
> Burke lake,,,


What the fuck happens down at Burke Lake?

I did see a whole slew of cars parked on the shoulders just past 7100 the other weekend, but all I saw were Asians. Was it a gay asian party? Didn't see any bikes though. Lots of Lexus, Toyotas and minivans. The minivans looked like they had tinted back windows, so there could've been some gay stuff going on in the back.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: August 13, 2011 08:26PM

There's a whole thread dedicated to this topic in the general forum,,,

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: randyinspringfield ()
Date: August 13, 2011 09:32PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Randy, that's only amazing to gay guys....
>
> RandyinSpringfield Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Its amazing though how people think EVERYONE is
> > gay until proven straight. If a guy is single,
> hes
> > gay. If hes married and has children, hes gay
> and
> > trying to hide it. What gives?


O c'mon . Everyone thinks everyone is gay. How many Hollywood Actors do people think insist are gay when they aren't? And you're wrong. The gay community wants people to assume more people are gay. I assume most everyone is straight.

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Re: Its hard to tell whos a gay these days...
Posted by: straight, white and catholic ()
Date: August 14, 2011 10:16AM

randyinspringfield Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Randy, that's only amazing to gay guys....
> >
> > RandyinSpringfield Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > > Its amazing though how people think EVERYONE
> is
> > > gay until proven straight. If a guy is
> single,
> > hes
> > > gay. If hes married and has children, hes gay
> > and
> > > trying to hide it. What gives?
>
>
> O c'mon . Everyone thinks everyone is gay. How
> many Hollywood Actors do people think insist are
> gay when they aren't? And you're wrong. The gay
> community wants people to assume more people are
> gay. I assume most everyone is straight.


how to spot a gay guy.......
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