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Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Boratt
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Date: August 10, 2011 01:05PM
When she takes off her panties. Lifts up her butt, slides it down, and then curls her knees up and slides them off.... That's fucking sweet. It means the cock is about to land in pussy-town!!
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
ProVallone
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Date: August 10, 2011 01:13PM
I can't remember.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
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Date: August 10, 2011 01:25PM
the chunky peanut butter and jelly sandwich with fritos and a dr pepper that follows...
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
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Date: August 10, 2011 01:30PM
Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> the chunky peanut butter and jelly sandwich with
> fritos and a dr pepper that follows...
Once you are married a while, you can do that during sex.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> the chunky peanut butter and jelly sandwich with
> fritos and a dr pepper that follows...
Once you are married a while, you can do that during sex.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Gonads & Strife
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Date: August 10, 2011 01:38PM
we haven't hit 5 years yet...but when we do...awww yeah..
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Hank Moody
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Date: August 10, 2011 03:23PM
When she comes around the next night looking for more.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: August 10, 2011 03:34PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 12:31AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 12:31AM by Alias.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
The Grinch
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Date: August 10, 2011 03:34PM
when I climb to the top of mount humpit and blow my trumpet.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Priapus
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Date: August 10, 2011 04:34PM
When I can go home afterwards and there's a game on
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
SoylentGreen
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Date: August 10, 2011 04:41PM
WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the chunky peanut butter and jelly sandwich
> with
> > fritos and a dr pepper that follows...
>
>
> Once you are married a while, you can do that
> during sex.
Do it often enough and it'll be what you do instead of sex.
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the chunky peanut butter and jelly sandwich
> with
> > fritos and a dr pepper that follows...
>
>
> Once you are married a while, you can do that
> during sex.
Do it often enough and it'll be what you do instead of sex.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
justsayin
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Date: August 10, 2011 04:46PM
Priapus Wrote:
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> When I can go home afterwards and there's a game
> on
this
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> When I can go home afterwards and there's a game
> on
this
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
pee wee
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Date: August 10, 2011 04:53PM
when she gives me a price break...
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
MongoLloyd
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Date: August 10, 2011 04:55PM
The fear in her eyes before and the crying afterward...
Damn, I miss the Hideout and Tommy Bateman.
Damn, I miss the Hideout and Tommy Bateman.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
tomahawk
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Date: August 10, 2011 05:14PM
MongoLloyd Wrote:
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> The fear in her eyes before and the crying
> afterward...
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> The fear in her eyes before and the crying
> afterward...
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
MasterBaiter
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Date: August 10, 2011 05:15PM
After I flush the tissues .....
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Warhawk
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Date: August 10, 2011 07:34PM
The crying afterwards
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Getting Her Hot
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Date: August 10, 2011 07:59PM
The look on her face when I wipe myself off with her drapes afterwards .....
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
justsayin
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Date: August 10, 2011 08:17PM
Warhawk Wrote:
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> The crying afterwards
Too late
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> The crying afterwards
Too late
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
justsayin
()
Date: August 10, 2011 08:22PM
Dodging her dad's shotgun
Rocketing out of the park at night when we hear the cops coming
Hiding from the husband
Relief when she looks good enough that the guys at the bar will buy the story I make up after having found out later that evening she used to be a he
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/10/2011 08:22PM by justsayin.
Rocketing out of the park at night when we hear the cops coming
Hiding from the husband
Relief when she looks good enough that the guys at the bar will buy the story I make up after having found out later that evening she used to be a he
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/10/2011 08:22PM by justsayin.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: August 10, 2011 08:53PM
justsayin Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The crying afterwards
>
>
> Too late
I was talking about my tears. I think the other post was about her tears.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The crying afterwards
>
>
> Too late
I was talking about my tears. I think the other post was about her tears.
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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
TearTears
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Date: August 10, 2011 10:15PM
Are we talking about tears from the eyes? Or tears like the torn up holes afterward?
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Honestly
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Date: August 11, 2011 07:37AM
Getting paid by her parents afterwards for babysitting her .....
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Judge Crater
()
Date: August 11, 2011 08:51AM
Afterwards when she tells me she cant be pregnant cuz its her "time"
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
SoylentGreen
()
Date: August 11, 2011 01:46PM
Submitted without comment.
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Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: August 11, 2011 01:51PM
Boratt Wrote:
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> When she takes off her panties. Lifts up her butt,
> slides it down, and then curls her knees up and
> slides them off.... That's fucking sweet. It means
> the cock is about to land in pussy-town!!
Yes. That is obviously better than sliding your cock in her vagina repeatedly before blowing your wad.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> When she takes off her panties. Lifts up her butt,
> slides it down, and then curls her knees up and
> slides them off.... That's fucking sweet. It means
> the cock is about to land in pussy-town!!
Yes. That is obviously better than sliding your cock in her vagina repeatedly before blowing your wad.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Yesireemaam
()
Date: August 11, 2011 02:17PM
WTL...You used to be a nice guy.
But, i think this site has corrupted your mind.
You have become just another scumbag, like the rest of them.
But, i think this site has corrupted your mind.
You have become just another scumbag, like the rest of them.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: August 11, 2011 02:30PM
Yesireemaam Wrote:
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> WTL...You used to be a nice guy.
> But, i think this site has corrupted your mind.
> You have become just another scumbag, like the
> rest of them.
You know what I'm talkin' about...
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> WTL...You used to be a nice guy.
> But, i think this site has corrupted your mind.
> You have become just another scumbag, like the
> rest of them.
You know what I'm talkin' about...
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
yesireemaam
()
Date: August 11, 2011 02:35PM
Yeah...like that
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Yesireemaam
()
Date: August 11, 2011 02:38PM
WTL...you sold your registered name, didn't you?
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: August 11, 2011 11:34PM
when i drain my balls
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Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: August 12, 2011 12:36AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 12:21AM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 12:21AM by Alias.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
PT Barnum
()
Date: August 12, 2011 11:18AM
The feeling of the nylon fabric of my clown suit clinging to the inside of my sweaty thighs.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: August 12, 2011 11:24AM
PT Barnum Wrote:
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> The feeling of the nylon fabric of my clown suit
> clinging to the inside of my sweaty thighs.
+1
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
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> The feeling of the nylon fabric of my clown suit
> clinging to the inside of my sweaty thighs.
+1
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: August 12, 2011 11:37AM
***When I was a single man***
Aside from the obvious culmination, it was the thrill of the hunt. The best aprt is that moment at the bar, party wherever that you get the look, when she lets you know its on. A hand grab, the surprise kiss, when she slides your hands south on the dance floor, a last second jump into your cab and away from her friends.
You know what I mean, the moment. When your brain and your peter both realize that one has done its job for the night and the other is just starting its shift.
Aside from the obvious culmination, it was the thrill of the hunt. The best aprt is that moment at the bar, party wherever that you get the look, when she lets you know its on. A hand grab, the surprise kiss, when she slides your hands south on the dance floor, a last second jump into your cab and away from her friends.
You know what I mean, the moment. When your brain and your peter both realize that one has done its job for the night and the other is just starting its shift.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
themoreyouknow
()
Date: August 12, 2011 11:42AM
Strangling the loser in the back of my cab so the hot girl is all mine
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
JBass
()
Date: August 12, 2011 11:50AM
themoreyouknow Wrote:
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> Strangling the loser in the back of my cab so the
> hot girl is all mine
That was you? I had to jerk-off that night, ass hole.
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> Strangling the loser in the back of my cab so the
> hot girl is all mine
That was you? I had to jerk-off that night, ass hole.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
ORLY JAss
()
Date: August 14, 2011 07:05PM
JBass Wrote:
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> ***When I was a single man***
>
> Aside from the obvious culmination, it was the
> thrill of the hunt. The best aprt is that moment
> at the bar, party wherever that you get the look,
> when she lets you know its on. A hand grab, the
> surprise kiss, when she slides your hands south on
> the dance floor, a last second jump into your cab
> and away from her friends.
>
> You know what I mean, the moment. When your brain
> and your peter both realize that one has done its
> job for the night and the other is just starting
> its shift.
Aren't you married JAss? Does your wife know you're on this site...
you arrogant cocky preppy?
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> ***When I was a single man***
>
> Aside from the obvious culmination, it was the
> thrill of the hunt. The best aprt is that moment
> at the bar, party wherever that you get the look,
> when she lets you know its on. A hand grab, the
> surprise kiss, when she slides your hands south on
> the dance floor, a last second jump into your cab
> and away from her friends.
>
> You know what I mean, the moment. When your brain
> and your peter both realize that one has done its
> job for the night and the other is just starting
> its shift.
Aren't you married JAss? Does your wife know you're on this site...
you arrogant cocky preppy?
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
No Cuddling
()
Date: August 14, 2011 07:40PM
When she leaves.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
WashingTone-Locian
()
Date: August 14, 2011 07:52PM
The part where I pull out of the OP's mom's ass and find my cock covered in blood and shit.
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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/14/2011 07:52PM by WashingTone-Locian.
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/14/2011 07:52PM by WashingTone-Locian.
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Posted by:
Alias
()
Date: August 16, 2011 01:40AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2012 11:49PM by Alias.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2012 11:49PM by Alias.
Re: Favorite moment of sex?
Posted by:
Right now
()
Date: August 16, 2011 01:43AM
Getting a blow job rightnow as I am posting on my phone.