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The average life expentancy for the US male is pathetic!
Posted by: lifeinsurance ()
Date: August 03, 2011 01:39PM

The average man can expect to only live to be 76 years old? Thats just sad. Why is that? Because men dont go to Doctors and they get blown up overseas maybe.Maybe their wives drive them to an early grave. But more than that, we're supposed to live a lot longer than we do. You, know even scientists are saying we dont live as long as we could. On average, people consider 100 years to be a long full life. That is really nothing at all if you think about it.

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Re: The average life expentancy for the US male is pathetic!
Posted by: actuary ()
Date: August 03, 2011 01:40PM

Thanks for just wasting 15 seconds of mine. douche.

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Re: The average life expentancy for the US male is pathetic!
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: August 03, 2011 01:56PM

Sounds like Meade trying to justify the clock running out.

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Re: The average life expentancy for the US male is pathetic!
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 03, 2011 02:00PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Sounds like Meade trying to justify the clock
> running out.


A woman is the least of Meade's problems. He's far more likely to be done in at an early age by bacon grease and whatever fast food joint hipsters feel is still cool to eat at.

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Re: The average life expentancy for the US male is pathetic!
Posted by: Les ()
Date: August 03, 2011 02:05PM

Once you get to about 50 in the calculators, the differences in life expectancy between sexes are negligible.

http://www.ssa.gov/oact/population/longevity.html

I suspect the same is true for differences among different nationalities. Infant mortality, crime, and drug use are all big contributors to early termination.

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Re: The average life expentancy for the US male is pathetic!
Posted by: Good! ()
Date: August 03, 2011 02:17PM

I know it is for better or worse but changing my man's diaper would be kinda gross.

Thank god for retirement homes with benefits.

PS If I had to change his diaper I would do it. I am not a total bitch.

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Re: The average life expentancy for the US male is pathetic!
Posted by: Judge Crater ()
Date: August 03, 2011 02:26PM

Old age aint for wimps son. Suck it up or die trying.

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