We the undersigned, friends of MrMisery, respectfully request the judgement issued on the 31st of July 2011 to ban the postings of said MrMisery be reconsidered and possibly adjusted to a lighter more lenient verdict. With all due respect.




Joe Marbles

I do agree the suspension needs to be reconsidered. It should be extended for eternity and he should be castrated as well.

He is the Amy Winehouse of the Internet.

He must do rehab first.

My vote is hell NO!

14 days is "normal" for first offenders who spam the boards. When he comes back, if he decides to act civil (and not post copious threads of over the top BS) again then he should be fine - or he can go down the Vince road and likely get a permaban (well, 30 days after which Vince probably changed his name and his behavior).

Behavior leads to consequences - around here it usually has to be pretty over the top to get Cary's attention. Miz needs to deal with whatever is going on in his life before he comes back here. I would have given Vince the same advice.

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/02/2011 11:47AM by Registered Voter.

Definitely Reconsider Wrote:
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> I do agree the suspension needs to be
> reconsidered. It should be extended for eternity
> and he should be castrated as well.


+1

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> 14 days is "normal" for first offenders who spam
> the boards. When he comes back, if he decides to
> act civil (and not post copious threads of over
> the top BS) again then he should be fine - or he
> can go down the Vince road and likely get a
> permaban (well, 30 days after which Vince probably
> changed his name and his behavior).
>
> Behavior leads to consequences - around here it
> usually has to be pretty over the top to get
> Cary's attention. Miz needs to deal with whatever
> is going on in his life before he comes back here.
> I would have given Vince the same advice.


+1

Absolutely Wrote:
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> Definitely Reconsider Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I do agree the suspension needs to be
> > reconsidered. It should be extended for
> eternity
> > and he should be castrated as well.
>
>
> +1
with a rusty old pair of garden snips.

Given the severity of its mental illness, I'd estimate that a complete "FFXU rehab" course of treatment couldn't be completed in under 90 days.

Just sayin.

______________________________________________
I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.

I can't believe so many people got their feelings hurt over stuff like the "fuck a baby" thread. It was obviously a joke. While you may not think it's funny, that's fine, it is dishonest to assume that he has serious mental issues that need to be addressed.

He isn't some leper. I am not surprised that so many people think he's unfunny... I can actually understand that point of view... but to feel the disdain that you appear to feel for the guy puts up a red flag. What issues do you have going on in your life that make you so intolerant to a silly little guy on the internet?

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> 14 days is "normal" for first offenders who spam
> the boards. When he comes back, if he decides to
> act civil (and not post copious threads of over
> the top BS) again then he should be fine - or he
> can go down the Vince road and likely get a
> permaban (well, 30 days after which Vince probably
> changed his name and his behavior).
>
> Behavior leads to consequences - around here it
> usually has to be pretty over the top to get
> Cary's attention. Miz needs to deal with whatever
> is going on in his life before he comes back here.
> I would have given Vince the same advice.

Signatures are for fags

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I can't believe so many people got their feelings
> hurt over stuff like the "fuck a baby" thread. It
> was obviously a joke. While you may not think it's
> funny, that's fine, it is dishonest to assume that
> he has serious mental issues that need to be
> addressed.
>
> He isn't some leper. I am not surprised that so
> many people think he's unfunny... I can actually
> understand that point of view... but to feel the
> disdain that you appear to feel for the guy puts
> up a red flag. What issues do you have going on in
> your life that make you so intolerant to a silly
> little guy on the internet?

He's an asshat. Sorry - but his behavior here speaks volumes to the fact that clearly has issues. And yeah, you can joke about the issue with friends I suppose, but that is no conversation I have ever had with my friends. Having those kind of threads on here is pretty clear he is

1. looking for attention
2. doing it in all the wrong ways
3. and clearly in need of help

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

Petition Wrote:
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> We the undersigned, friends of MrMisery,
> respectfully request the judgement issued on the
> 31st of July 2011 to ban the postings of said
> MrMisery be reconsidered and possibly adjusted to
> a lighter more lenient verdict. With all due
> respect.
>
>
>
>
> Joe Marbles

AKA: MrMisery, anon mis posting

Do the unregistered user, who answered himself so many times above, get 1 vote or say, 7?

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I can't believe so many people got their feelings
> hurt over stuff like the "fuck a baby" thread. It
> was obviously a joke. While you may not think it's
> funny, that's fine, it is dishonest to assume that
> he has serious mental issues that need to be
> addressed.
>
> He isn't some leper. I am not surprised that so
> many people think he's unfunny... I can actually
> understand that point of view... but to feel the
> disdain that you appear to feel for the guy puts
> up a red flag. What issues do you have going on in
> your life that make you so intolerant to a silly
> little guy on the internet?
>
> Registered Voter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 14 days is "normal" for first offenders who
> spam
> > the boards. When he comes back, if he decides
> to
> > act civil (and not post copious threads of over
> > the top BS) again then he should be fine - or
> he
> > can go down the Vince road and likely get a
> > permaban (well, 30 days after which Vince
> probably
> > changed his name and his behavior).
> >
> > Behavior leads to consequences - around here it
> > usually has to be pretty over the top to get
> > Cary's attention. Miz needs to deal with
> whatever
> > is going on in his life before he comes back
> here.
> > I would have given Vince the same advice.


That baby crack was a joke. It is like someone telling you in a jocular sense "AH, go fuck a baby!" I've got no doubts about that. It was sorta what you refer to as "blue collar humor". The majority of the people who post here don't get that ype of humor. Which is fine. But all in all, it was a joke, that I have no doubts about. I don't like Misery much, but I have to call them as I see them and I also call them as they are.

That's fine, you don't have to like him. Just because you wouldn't make a joke about fucking a baby in its smooth, tender, tiny little asshole doesn't make you a better person. In fact, I think that the way you react to a joke like that, coupled with your inability to separate fantasy from reality, is a pretty strong indication that you need some help...

We all know Misery would have been gentle with the baby... It's not like he would tear the baby up... Even if he would get all up in a baby's guts, I'm sure he'd use a pacifier and some baby oil... There is a reason the number one baby oil brand is called "Johnson's"... Tell me, you didn't think that was a coincidence, did you?

Registered Voter Wrote:
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> He's an asshat. Sorry - but his behavior here
> speaks volumes to the fact that clearly has
> issues. And yeah, you can joke about the issue
> with friends I suppose, but that is no
> conversation I have ever had with my friends.
> Having those kind of threads on here is pretty
> clear he is
>
> 1. looking for attention
> 2. doing it in all the wrong ways
> 3. and clearly in need of help

Signatures are for fags

Misery's agenda was to take over FFXU, it was a coup for power, part of a big push campaign. FFXU was infiltrated with Misery's moles and agents who were working behind the scenes to undermine this forum, and when the time was right, complete takeover. Luckily, he was stopped in time. Who knows what the outcome might have been. The walls have eyes and ears.

I think FFXU should have a new forum just for people like Miz. We could call it "Way Off Topic". If posters wanted to read it they could if not they don't need to go to that forum.

6X Wrote:
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> I think FFXU should have a new forum just for
> people like Miz. We could call it "Way Off Topic".
> If posters wanted to read it they could if not
> they don't need to go to that forum.


haha

I think its safe to say who the bitch is in the Mr. Misery and Harry Tuttle relationship

If Misery agrees to sign his sorry papers and agrees to stay away from FFXU after hours/dark and the bad influence that hangs out there and swears to be a good boy from now on. I see no reason why he can't come back early.

When did FFXU become a democracy?

Has it been forgotten that it's Cary's ball, Cary's game and Cary can decide who gets to play and who doesn't?

I could be wrong about this but I doubt it.

Please, feel free to list all the message board sites any of you pay for and run..........pro, con or indifferent.

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> When did FFXU become a democracy?
>
> Has it been forgotten that it's Cary's ball,
> Cary's game and Cary can decide who gets to play
> and who doesn't?
>
> I could be wrong about this but I doubt it.
>
> Please, feel free to list all the message board
> sites any of you pay for and run..........pro, con
> or indifferent.

Brown-noser!!!

pee wee Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I think FFXU should have a new forum just for
> > people like Miz. We could call it "Way Off
> Topic".
> > If posters wanted to read it they could if not
> > they don't need to go to that forum.
>
>
> haha

I suppose something along a "Dear Abbey" or "Anne Landers" premise. Sorta like a " Ask Misery" help/advise column. Man, you must think the sun shines out of Mis's butthole.

Oh and pay him too, I suppose Wrote:
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> pee wee Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 6X Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I think FFXU should have a new forum just for
> > > people like Miz. We could call it "Way Off
> > Topic".
> > > If posters wanted to read it they could if
> not
> > > they don't need to go to that forum.
> >
> >
> > haha
>
> I suppose something along a "Dear Abbey" or "Anne
> Landers" premise. Sorta like a " Ask Misery"
> help/advise column. Man, you must think the sun
> shines out of Mis's butthole.


I said people LIKE Mis... Not just him. Maybe just a forum for the banned posters.. the mistfits. They could only post in that forum anyone else could read & post if they wanted.
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6X Wrote:
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> I said people LIKE Mis... Not just him. Maybe just
> a forum for the banned posters.. the mistfits.
> They could only post in that forum anyone else
> could read & post if they wanted.


Are you by chance related to ksmith?

Look up 6x. Higher........a little bit higher. Stop right there!

See where it says UNDERGROUND??????? Right there in the address bar of your browser?

Perhaps the kind of sunshine blowing up your ass place that you're looking for is more like this........

http://www.bettycrocker.com/community/forums

Now don't get upset, I'm not trying to censor you like you're trying to censor everyone here........I'm just trying to direct you to where you can possibly find the type atmosphere..........that certainly isn't found here.

I think Mis should apologize to whoever was offended by his thoughtless and arrogant behavior. I mean a real heartfelt, sincere apology, also to be included in that apology, a letter describing what a dumb, selfish, jealous and mean spirited person Misery really is and he should get down on his knees and beg forgiveness for being such a lousy piece of dogshit and a troll and hate agitator and just one lousy excuse for a human being. Then I think his reinstatement can be considered.

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I said people LIKE Mis... Not just him. Maybe
> just
> > a forum for the banned posters.. the mistfits.
> > They could only post in that forum anyone else
> > could read & post if they wanted.
>
>
> Are you by chance related to ksmith?
>
> Look up 6x. Higher........a little bit higher.
> Stop right there!
>
> See where it says UNDERGROUND??????? Right there
> in the address bar of your browser?
>
> Perhaps the kind of sunshine blowing up your ass
> place that you're looking for is more like
> this........
>
> http://www.bettycrocker.com/community/forums
>
> Now don't get upset, I'm not trying to censor you
> like you're trying to censor everyone
> here........I'm just trying to direct you to where
> you can possibly find the type
> atmosphere..........that certainly isn't found
> here.


I'm not tryin to censor anyone....I'm tryin to give them a forum that they can post anything they want as long as it's not illegal or personal attacks .....You got a problem with that?

6X Wrote:
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> I'm not tryin to censor anyone....I'm tryin to
> give them a forum that they can post anything they
> want as long as it's not illegal or personal
> attacks .....You got a problem with that?


None whatsoever.

When will you be announcing where we can find your site?

Because frankly, you're insulting Cary and his "product" by complaining about what he was given you free of charge. THIS place already is a forum that you can post anything you want as long as it's not illegal or a deep, deep, deep, wounding, personal information sharing personal attack.

Cary (the mythical as no one has met the guy/gal) has provided to the world this place. He has very few rules and Miz broke at least one of them. Miz flooded the boards with nonsense to go along with his posts of questionable taste.

THATS what got him banned. Not content. Content would fall under censorship and you already know where Cary stands in that arena.

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> 6X Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I'm not tryin to censor anyone....I'm tryin to
> > give them a forum that they can post anything
> they
> > want as long as it's not illegal or personal
> > attacks .....You got a problem with that?
>
>
> None whatsoever.
>
> When will you be announcing where we can find your
> site?
>
> Because frankly, you're insulting Cary and his
> "product" by complaining about what he was given
> you free of charge. THIS place already is a forum
> that you can post anything you want as long as
> it's not illegal or a deep, deep, deep, wounding,
> personal information sharing personal attack.
>
> Cary (the mythical as no one has met the guy/gal)
> has provided to the world this place. He has very
> few rules and Miz broke at least one of them. Miz
> flooded the boards with nonsense to go along with
> his posts of questionable taste.
>
> THATS what got him banned. Not content. Content
> would fall under censorship and you already know
> where Cary stands in that arena.


I love FFXU. I'm just tryin to HELP improve it. It could be a forum for stuff that has nothing to do with Fairfax Co. =not Fairfax General

Nothing to do with the news in the rest of the country = not off-topic

More like a chat room ...What did you have for lunch? I found that fun.

It could be for all poster to post. I'm lookin for less censorship. Cary could move all NONSENSE to that forum.

6X Wrote:
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> SoylentGreen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 6X Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I'm not tryin to censor anyone....I'm tryin
> to
> > > give them a forum that they can post anything
> > they
> > > want as long as it's not illegal or personal
> > > attacks .....You got a problem with that?
> >
> >
> > None whatsoever.
> >
> > When will you be announcing where we can find
> your
> > site?
> >
> > Because frankly, you're insulting Cary and his
> > "product" by complaining about what he was
> given
> > you free of charge. THIS place already is a
> forum
> > that you can post anything you want as long as
> > it's not illegal or a deep, deep, deep,
> wounding,
> > personal information sharing personal attack.
> >
> > Cary (the mythical as no one has met the
> guy/gal)
> > has provided to the world this place. He has
> very
> > few rules and Miz broke at least one of them.
> Miz
> > flooded the boards with nonsense to go along
> with
> > his posts of questionable taste.
> >
> > THATS what got him banned. Not content.
> Content
> > would fall under censorship and you already
> know
> > where Cary stands in that arena.
>
>
> I love FFXU. I'm just tryin to HELP improve it. It
> could be a forum for stuff that has nothing to do
> with Fairfax Co. =not Fairfax General
>
> Nothing to do with the news in the rest of the
> country = not off-topic
>
> More like a chat room ...What did you have for
> lunch? I found that fun.
>
> It could be for all poster to post. I'm lookin for
> less censorship. Cary could move all NONSENSE to
> that forum.


Then it goes without saying you think that FFXU has improved with giving misery the bum's rush. I'm glad your straight on that point.

What do you think Wrote:
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>
> Then it goes without saying you think that FFXU
> has improved with giving misery the bum's rush.
> I'm glad your straight on that point.


WUT? .. No.

maybe they could just make a place for all the political bullshit....

i hate that crap....



it's a bunch of assholes who can't come up with their own ideas.... they just repeat what they hear on the news....

The board is better without this obnoxious troll.

I was hoping his fake death was real. I might have felt bad for wishing it, but only for a little while.

Misery was/is the worst example of internet troll.

Attention-seeking, stupid, pathetic thread-clogging fool,and not remotely funny.

And his sad little band of bantering followers aren't much better--and you know who you are, you fuckwit losers.

anonymousone Wrote:
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> Misery was/is the worst example of internet
> troll.
>
> Attention-seeking, stupid, pathetic
> thread-clogging fool,and not remotely funny.
>
> And his sad little band of bantering followers
> aren't much better--and you know who you are, you
> fuckwit losers.

+1 pretty much anyone who's posted more than 10 times in Fairfax Underground After Dark is a Misery-sucking fuckwit loser

Mis-understood,,,
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wnrsm Wrote:
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> The board is better without this obnoxious troll.
>
> I was hoping his fake death was real. I might
> have felt bad for wishing it, but only for a
> little while.
Don't feel bad for hoping someone is dead. After all, I hope you die real soon, and I doubt I'm the only one.

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Do the unregistered user, who answered himself so
> many times above, get 1 vote or say, 7?


Sorry, my paranoid pet, this post right here is only my second post in this thread. You know, you can verify these sort of things, right?

That leaves you with 0 votes.

Petition Wrote:
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> We the undersigned, friends of MrMisery,
> respectfully request the judgement issued on the
> 31st of July 2011 to ban the postings of said
> MrMisery be reconsidered and possibly adjusted to
> a lighter more lenient verdict. With all due
> respect.

I say we should continue discussion on this until August 15th. Another idea is discussing how long the next ban should be when all the pent-up posting needs of MrMisery spooge out all over the off topic forum then.

He is sick man who needs help.

I vote NO.

What is the tally now?

reconsider suspension
as of now

yes 8

no 5

sorry is 8 yes 6 no

i didnt see that last vote

the count Wrote:
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> sorry is 8 yes 6 no
>
> i didnt see that last vote


Naturally his so called supporters don't want to commit with a vote and are happy to sit the fence. I guess they don't want to go on record as a supporter, a little bit of guilt maybe? If I was his friend, I'd be behind him 100%, but then again loyalty is a virtue these bloaks don't subscribe to. For shame.

ProVallone Wrote:
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> wnrsm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The board is better without this obnoxious
> troll.
> >
> > I was hoping his fake death was real. I might
> > have felt bad for wishing it, but only for a
> > little while.
> Don't feel bad for hoping someone is dead. After
> all, I hope you die real soon, and I doubt I'm the
> only one.

That would only be relevant if I teased anybody with the wonderful possibility of my death.

Another NO vote for reconsidering the suspension.

Loyalty? The low vote count is the sign of people not caring. Given how much goes on in these boards, Cary's suspension rate is remarkably low. You have to truly be a fuckup to be suspended.



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I hope he can give us a shout out.

Howard Stern

And have his fuckwit friends post pictures and/or video.

Greta von Fuckwitsteren