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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 31, 2011 09:28PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 03:01PM by Alias.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 31, 2011 09:33PM

I have a feeling that that is not a real email address...

Signatures are for fags

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:16PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 03:02PM by Alias.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:19PM

Yes...


Yes, I have....


It is slightly off-putting...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:21PM

I feel bad for all those poor M&Ms....so sad.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:28PM

the m&ms that got jammed in the infant's peehole?

Signatures are for fags

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 31, 2011 11:36PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 03:02PM by Alias.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 01, 2011 05:53AM

Why invite an outside pedophile in your house? Obvously you were raised in a pedophile's home (your father) because of your need, attachment or exposure to pedophiles. It would only be safe for your children to have a relative pedophile there, so just invite your father, your children's grandfather to live with you. I'm sure he will give that same caring pedo-love you had as a little girl to your children. Now if he is still in prison now, maybe your children's fathers or their fathers will suffice for pedo-love live in until your daddy get get out.

Just a suggestion, Whatever you do...get a safe pedo.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: August 01, 2011 07:12AM

I'm surprised Mr. Misery didn't apply for the job.
Just make sure to sniff his thumb on his way out.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Think of the children ()
Date: August 01, 2011 10:56AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Looking for responsible pedophile to care for
> three adorable children in my home.
>
> Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a working
> knowledge of modern toilet training techniques.
>
> Also: pedophile must love children and enjoy
> playing games, reading or cuddling on the couch to
> watch an educational TV show.
>
> Hours: 7 am to 6 pm- M-F. Tuesdays- till 8 pm- so
> I can hit the health club. Fridays- till
> midnight- so I can have a social life.
>
> Job is available immediately as my last pedophile
> had an unfortunate relapse and was suddenly and
> unexpectedly arrested.
>
> *** Documentation that you have successfully
> completed a treatment program for your illness is
> required.
>
> Please email me @
> www.looking4gentlepedophile@gmail.com


Alias, sweetheart, documentation of a successfully completed treatemnt doesn't mean the illness is cured. It just means they completed a course and passed the test. That's like a big fat person taking a course in healthy food habits and satisfact. passing the test. Sweetheart, you maybe should go, take a couple of aspirins and lie down for the rest of the day. Poor confused kid.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Mr. Wiggles ()
Date: August 01, 2011 11:13AM

Hi Alias, I think I might be just the person you're looking for...

I have tons of experience babysitting. I have worked in daycare and as a professional clown. Most recently I have been running my own ice cream truck.

I love children and I can do everything from playing with them to bathing them to tucking them into bed. I reeeeeaaaaaaaaly enjoy being with children a lot!

I am totally available to do overnight babysitting and I'm very good at parties too.


thanks,

Mr. Wiggles



PM me

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: POS Garbage ()
Date: August 01, 2011 01:51PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Looking for responsible pedophile to care for
> three adorable children in my home.
>
> Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a working
> knowledge of modern toilet training techniques.
>
> Also: pedophile must love children and enjoy
> playing games, reading or cuddling on the couch to
> watch an educational TV show.
>
> Hours: 7 am to 6 pm- M-F. Tuesdays- till 8 pm- so
> I can hit the health club. Fridays- till
> midnight- so I can have a social life.
>
> Job is available immediately as my last pedophile
> had an unfortunate relapse and was suddenly and
> unexpectedly arrested.
>
> *** Documentation that you have successfully
> completed a treatment program for your illness is
> required.
>
> Please email me @
> www.looking4gentlepedophile@gmail.com

WTF is wrong with you fucking pedo degenerates on FFXU? Do you think joking about this shit is funny? I am glad they banned that other fucker and I think Alias needs to be reported next. Fucking scumbags, I would be glad to meet any of you in person and give you a beat down and I am not talking shit.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: I'm with you! ()
Date: August 01, 2011 02:22PM

POS Garbage Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looking for responsible pedophile to care for
> > three adorable children in my home.
> >
> > Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a
> working
> > knowledge of modern toilet training techniques.
> >
> > Also: pedophile must love children and enjoy
> > playing games, reading or cuddling on the couch
> to
> > watch an educational TV show.
> >
> > Hours: 7 am to 6 pm- M-F. Tuesdays- till 8 pm-
> so
> > I can hit the health club. Fridays- till
> > midnight- so I can have a social life.
> >
> > Job is available immediately as my last
> pedophile
> > had an unfortunate relapse and was suddenly
> and
> > unexpectedly arrested.
> >
> > *** Documentation that you have successfully
> > completed a treatment program for your illness
> is
> > required.
> >
> > Please email me @
> > www.looking4gentlepedophile@gmail.com
>
> WTF is wrong with you fucking pedo degenerates on
> FFXU? Do you think joking about this shit is
> funny? I am glad they banned that other fucker
> and I think Alias needs to be reported next.
> Fucking scumbags, I would be glad to meet any of
> you in person and give you a beat down and I am
> not talking shit.


I'm with you 100%. This person obviously does not know the damage a pedo. does to a kid, long lasting sometimes permanent damage. That's why they are the scum of the earth and even in a prison/jail environment they are listed as "diddlers" and are at the bottom of the list as far as even the criminal element are concerned and kept in a protective custody section known as lockdown. That's pretty bad when even in that situation they are listed as shitbags. Alias needs to study up on these worms and not be fooled by their pretty smiles and easy-going ways, that is their method of operation to seduce little tykes. If Misery ever gets jailed for his flamboyant twisted language and mind set, he'll get alot more then a suspension, the little ass wipe.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Mr. Wiggles ()
Date: August 01, 2011 04:00PM

POS Garbage Wrote:
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>
> WTF is wrong with you fucking pedo degenerates on
> FFXU? Do you think joking about this shit is
> funny? I am glad they banned that other fucker
> and I think Alias needs to be reported next.
> Fucking scumbags, I would be glad to meet any of
> you in person and give you a beat down and I am
> not talking shit.


mind your own business

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: August 01, 2011 07:07PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Looking for responsible pedophile to care for
> three adorable children in my home.
>
> Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a working
> knowledge of modern toilet training techniques.
>
> Also: pedophile must love children and enjoy
> playing games, reading or cuddling on the couch to
> watch an educational TV show.
>
> Hours: 7 am to 6 pm- M-F. Tuesdays- till 8 pm- so
> I can hit the health club. Fridays- till
> midnight- so I can have a social life.
>
> Job is available immediately as my last pedophile
> had an unfortunate relapse and was suddenly and
> unexpectedly arrested.
>
> *** Documentation that you have successfully
> completed a treatment program for your illness is
> required.
>
> Please email me @
> www.looking4gentlepedophile@gmail.com

You should post pictures of your kids. It's ignorant to assume a pedo would want to hang out with your kids just cuz they're kids. Are you attracted to every guy in the world? No? Then what makes you think a pedo doesn't discriminate against the fuglies?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: remember when ()
Date: August 01, 2011 07:32PM

I remember a couple years ago someone posted a picture of a young girl, maybe 17 years old who was pregnant. She was with a young man about the same age. The baby would be around a year to a year and a half old.
I pray that a pedophile won't touch the baby

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 01, 2011 10:55PM

You people are so stupid.
I would kill a pedophile who came anywhere near one of my kids. You fools.



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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 02, 2011 05:11AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Think of the children Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Alias, sweetheart, documentation of a
> successfully
> > completed treatemnt doesn't mean the illness is
> > cured. It just means they completed a course
> and
> > passed the test. That's like a big fat person
> > taking a course in healthy food habits and
> > satisfact. passing the test. Sweetheart, you
> > maybe should go, take a couple of aspirins and
> lie
> > down for the rest of the day. Poor confused
> kid.
>
> So, darling.... despite the therapy they receive,
> usually mandated as part of their prison sentence,
> they are still considered pedophiles?
>
> This is shocking.
>
> Is there a high rate of recidivism?
>
> Is the recidivism rate higher for homosexual
> pedophiles or heterosexual pedophiles?
>
> Oh, and darling, just wondering.... which form of
> castration do you think has a better outcome...
> chemical or physical?


You ain't got no dick so you can't get castrated you. Maybe you can get your clitoris and vaginals lips removed so you can stop dropping all them babies. All that free abortion and birth controls out there and you miss it.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: August 02, 2011 07:10AM

POS Garbage Wrote:
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> WTF is wrong with you fucking pedo degenerates on
> FFXU? Do you think joking about this shit is
> funny? I am glad they banned that other fucker
> and I think Alias needs to be reported next.
> Fucking scumbags, I would be glad to meet any of
> you in person and give you a beat down and I am
> not talking shit.
Uh oh... Mr. Toughguy Morality is in judgement mode and threatening physical punishment. Careful everybody!
I'm taking down my Shirley Temple posters RIGHT NOW!

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: In some Arab Countries ()
Date: August 02, 2011 11:34AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Think of the children Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Alias, sweetheart, documentation of a
> successfully
> > completed treatemnt doesn't mean the illness is
> > cured. It just means they completed a course
> and
> > passed the test. That's like a big fat person
> > taking a course in healthy food habits and
> > satisfact. passing the test. Sweetheart, you
> > maybe should go, take a couple of aspirins and
> lie
> > down for the rest of the day. Poor confused
> kid.
>
> So, darling.... despite the therapy they receive,
> usually mandated as part of their prison sentence,
> they are still considered pedophiles?
>
> This is shocking.
>
> Is there a high rate of recidivism?
>
> Is the recidivism rate higher for homosexual
> pedophiles or heterosexual pedophiles?
>
> Oh, and darling, just wondering.... which form of
> castration do you think has a better outcome...
> chemical or physical?


They cut off the balls of male pedos. with circumcision scissors, they look like the scissors people here use to nip the drawing tips off cigars. Maybe that's the best thing to do, it would cure the problem and they could not have little pedos.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Good idea ()
Date: August 02, 2011 06:46PM

I think are chronic and hopeless child molesters should have the letters "CD" either tatooed or branded into their forehead as a precaution and warning. But only if there are uncurable as designated by a qualified physician. People who respond to treatment should not be subjected to this "badge of shame".

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: What the.... ()
Date: August 02, 2011 06:57PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Looking for responsible pedophile to care for
> three adorable children in my home.
>
> Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a working
> knowledge of modern toilet training techniques.
>
> Also: pedophile must love children and enjoy
> playing games, reading or cuddling on the couch to
> watch an educational TV show.
>
> Hours: 7 am to 6 pm- M-F. Tuesdays- till 8 pm- so
> I can hit the health club. Fridays- till
> midnight- so I can have a social life.
>
> Job is available immediately as my last pedophile
> had an unfortunate relapse and was suddenly and
> unexpectedly arrested.
>
> *** Documentation that you have successfully
> completed a treatment program for your illness is
> required.
>
> Please email me @
> www.looking4gentlepedophile@gmail.com


Alias, I don't think your going to convince many people that pedophiles are really kind and loving people who want the best for babies and children. Maybe a few on this forum, but that's about it.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 03, 2011 01:16AM

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 03, 2011 05:21AM

Alias Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What the.... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Looking for responsible pedophile to care for
> > > three adorable children in my home.
> > >
> > > Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a
> > working
> > > knowledge of modern toilet training
> techniques.
> > >
> > > Also: pedophile must love children and enjoy
> > > playing games, reading or cuddling on the
> couch
> > to
> > > watch an educational TV show.
> > >
> > > Hours: 7 am to 6 pm- M-F. Tuesdays- till 8
> pm-
> > so
> > > I can hit the health club. Fridays- till
> > > midnight- so I can have a social life.
> > >
> > > Job is available immediately as my last
> > pedophile
> > > had an unfortunate relapse and was suddenly
> > and
> > > unexpectedly arrested.
> > >
> > > *** Documentation that you have successfully
> > > completed a treatment program for your
> illness
> > is
> > > required.
> > >
> > > Please email me @
> > > www.looking4gentlepedophile@gmail.com
> >
> >
> > Alias, I don't think your going to convince
> many
> > people that pedophiles are really kind and
> loving
> > people who want the best for babies and
> children.
> > Maybe a few on this forum, but that's about it.
>
>
> Yeah, this is one tough crowd.
>
> I try to see the goodness in people, even the
> animals who murder and rape, terrifying people and
> destroying lives.... even the two guys who held
> me with knives at my neck.
>
> When those filthy pigs walked away, I didn't say
> to myself, "I wish I had a gun so I could blow
> their fucking brains out." Instead, I said, "Thank
> you for not killing me." And, to the one who
> slammed my head against the wall, "Thank you for
> not doing it a second time."
>
> This is just the kind of person I am. Of course,
> living in NYC only helped to reinforce my basic
> trusting nature.


You live in NYC, post here in way off Fairfax County. Isn't there any local pedo boards, feel sorry for me, I'm a victim of rape boards or, It wasn't my fault boards in NYC. Why didn't you move out of NYC after you got tagged, if you still don't trust anybody, maybe that feeling was too good...three kids born out of rape....sound like an addiction not a victim.

Actually I don't believe your sad sack rape story you are trying to foist on us.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: August 03, 2011 07:00AM

I'd just like to thank everyone here for not raping my anus, not killing my dog , and not shitting on my ham and cheese omelete.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Don't be naive ()
Date: August 03, 2011 04:18PM

There are some people out there who have absolutely no good in them, nothing redeeming. Oh sure, they may be kind to dogs and have have a sensitiviy towards wildlife, but don't consider that a good quality, when they have no qualms in hating their fellow man and raping kids. That kind to animals bull should not even be part of the equation. "Oh, he molest little kids" but "he's kind to animals"! Baloney!!

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 03, 2011 05:08PM

dika-dika Wrote:
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> Blah, blah, blah, blah


Are you brain damaged?



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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Poops ()
Date: August 03, 2011 05:27PM

I can see forgiving a crook, sometimes a crook has to be very brave and smart to pull off something, it is a man's crime. I can see forgiving a killer, a killer sometimes kills in a fair fight where it's him or the other guy, a man's crime also. Crimes like burglary, car theft, bank robbery all have a strong element of risk, and let's face the fact a bank robber has alot of guts. I can't see forgiving a sex crime rape, child molesting, incest, those people deserve nothing but a bullet, or a cage.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 03, 2011 06:32PM

Alias Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> dika-dika Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > What the.... Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Alias Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Looking for responsible pedophile to care
> > for
> > > > > three adorable children in my home.
> > > > >
> > > > > Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a
> > > > working
> > > > > knowledge of modern toilet training
> > > techniques.
> > > > >
> > > > > Also: pedophile must love children and
> > enjoy
> > > > > playing games, reading or cuddling on the
> > > couch
> > > > to
> > > > > watch an educational TV show.
> > > > >
> > > > > Hours: 7 am to 6 pm- M-F. Tuesdays- till
> 8
> > > pm-
> > > > so
> > > > > I can hit the health club. Fridays- till
> > > > > midnight- so I can have a social life.
> > > > >
> > > > > Job is available immediately as my last
> > > > pedophile
> > > > > had an unfortunate relapse and was
> > suddenly
> > > > and
> > > > > unexpectedly arrested.
> > > > >
> > > > > *** Documentation that you have
> > successfully
> > > > > completed a treatment program for your
> > > illness
> > > > is
> > > > > required.
> > > > >
> > > > > Please email me @
> > > > > www.looking4gentlepedophile@gmail.com
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Alias, I don't think your going to convince
> > > many
> > > > people that pedophiles are really kind and
> > > loving
> > > > people who want the best for babies and
> > > children.
> > > > Maybe a few on this forum, but that's about
> > it.
> > >
> > >
> > > Yeah, this is one tough crowd.
> > >
> > > I try to see the goodness in people, even the
> > > animals who murder and rape, terrifying
> people
> > and
> > > destroying lives.... even the two guys who
> > held
> > > me with knives at my neck.
> > >
> > > When those filthy pigs walked away, I didn't
> > say
> > > to myself, "I wish I had a gun so I could
> blow
> > > their fucking brains out." Instead, I said,
> > "Thank
> > > you for not killing me." And, to the one who
> > > slammed my head against the wall, "Thank you
> > for
> > > not doing it a second time."
> > >
> > > This is just the kind of person I am. Of
> > course,
> > > living in NYC only helped to reinforce my
> basic
> > > trusting nature.
> >
> >
> > You live in NYC, post here in way off Fairfax
> > County. Isn't there any local pedo boards,
> feel
> > sorry for me, I'm a victim of rape boards or,
> It
> > wasn't my fault boards in NYC. Why didn't you
> > move out of NYC after you got tagged, if you
> still
> > don't trust anybody, maybe that feeling was too
> > good...three kids born out of rape....sound
> like
> > an addiction not a victim.
> >
> > Actually I don't believe your sad sack rape
> story
> > you are trying to foist on us.
>
>
> Are you brain damaged?




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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: wilbur post ()
Date: August 03, 2011 07:29PM

I bet alot of perverts watch that new show on TLC called "Tots and Tierras" about little girls in beauty contests.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Laderson ()
Date: August 03, 2011 07:55PM

Poor Alias, she probably regrets posting this thread, with all the slack she getting. Next time----------anticipate!!!!!!

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: geronimo ()
Date: August 03, 2011 10:38PM

Alias the fuckwit was just trying to be edgy, throwing more pedophilia crap in Cary's face after he banned that fuckwit Misery.

She's a fucking fuckwit too.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: August 03, 2011 10:41PM

"fuckwit" X 3 = You Win!

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: geromino ()
Date: August 03, 2011 10:46PM

And you're a fuckwitted newbie poser, fuckwit.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 04, 2011 03:12AM

Laderson Wrote:
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> Poor Alias, she probably regrets posting this
> thread, with all the slack she getting. Next
> time----------anticipate!!!!!!

Just can't believe how stupid so many people are. It's almost frightening....

"Oh, Alias, be careful..... don't let pedophiles in your home. Don't be naive. Counseling doesn't mean they're cured."

OMG, I never knew that. Like, WOW.

What idiots....



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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 04, 2011 05:23AM



An Ode to Alias from me.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: August 04, 2011 05:27AM



Another for you.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: I don't get it ()
Date: August 04, 2011 11:13AM

geronimo Wrote:
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> Alias the fuckwit was just trying to be edgy,
> throwing more pedophilia crap in Cary's face after
> he banned that fuckwit Misery.
>
> She's a fucking fuckwit too.


What did she think was going to happen? MrMisery was going to post his nonsense, I may be young (just in HS, a Junior) but even I know that it is a step in the wrong direction to post what Misery post, call me a kid for thinking like this, I don't care. Is that the way the older generation trys to appear cool to us younger set, by approving of stuff like this. If so, I don't want to get old.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: geronimo ()
Date: August 04, 2011 11:57AM

I don't get it Wrote:
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> geronimo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias the fuckwit was just trying to be edgy,
> > throwing more pedophilia crap in Cary's face
> after
> > he banned that fuckwit Misery.
> >
> > She's a fucking fuckwit too.
>
>
> What did she think was going to happen? MrMisery
> was going to post his nonsense, I may be young
> (just in HS, a Junior) but even I know that it is
> a step in the wrong direction to post what Misery
> post, call me a kid for thinking like this, I
> don't care. Is that the way the older generation
> trys to appear cool to us younger set, by
> approving of stuff like this. If so, I don't want
> to get old.


Well put, youngster. As you go on in life, you'll find that fuckwitted worthless adults, who really have no purpose other than to seek attention for their fuckwitted ways, will attempt any and all strategies to be foist their fuckwittedness on you and yours. Yes, Alias fits in that fuckwit category. Be wise, youngster...avoid fuckwits like Alias at all costs.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: I don't get it ()
Date: August 04, 2011 02:48PM

geronimo Wrote:
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> I don't get it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > geronimo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Alias the fuckwit was just trying to be edgy,
> > > throwing more pedophilia crap in Cary's face
> > after
> > > he banned that fuckwit Misery.
> > >
> > > She's a fucking fuckwit too.
> >
> >
> > What did she think was going to happen?
> MrMisery
> > was going to post his nonsense, I may be young
> > (just in HS, a Junior) but even I know that it
> is
> > a step in the wrong direction to post what
> Misery
> > post, call me a kid for thinking like this, I
> > don't care. Is that the way the older
> generation
> > trys to appear cool to us younger set, by
> > approving of stuff like this. If so, I don't
> want
> > to get old.
>
>
> Well put, youngster. As you go on in life, you'll
> find that fuckwitted worthless adults, who really
> have no purpose other than to seek attention for
> their fuckwitted ways, will attempt any and all
> strategies to be foist their fuckwittedness on you
> and yours. Yes, Alias fits in that fuckwit
> category. Be wise, youngster...avoid fuckwits like
> Alias at all costs.


Yes sir! and thanks. I'm glad to see people like you how actually utilize this forum for a utilitarian purpose. Again, sincere appreciation.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 04, 2011 03:08PM

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: August 04, 2011 03:16PM

I don't get it Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> geronimo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't get it Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > geronimo Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Alias the fuckwit was just trying to be
> edgy,
> > > > throwing more pedophilia crap in Cary's
> face
> > > after
> > > > he banned that fuckwit Misery.
> > > >
> > > > She's a fucking fuckwit too.
> > >
> > >
> > > What did she think was going to happen?
> > MrMisery
> > > was going to post his nonsense, I may be
> young
> > > (just in HS, a Junior) but even I know that
> it
> > is
> > > a step in the wrong direction to post what
> > Misery
> > > post, call me a kid for thinking like this, I
> > > don't care. Is that the way the older
> > generation
> > > trys to appear cool to us younger set, by
> > > approving of stuff like this. If so, I don't
> > want
> > > to get old.
> >
> >
> > Well put, youngster. As you go on in life,
> you'll
> > find that fuckwitted worthless adults, who
> really
> > have no purpose other than to seek attention
> for
> > their fuckwitted ways, will attempt any and all
> > strategies to be foist their fuckwittedness on
> you
> > and yours. Yes, Alias fits in that fuckwit
> > category. Be wise, youngster...avoid fuckwits
> like
> > Alias at all costs.
>
>
> Yes sir! and thanks. I'm glad to see people like
> you how actually utilize this forum for a
> utilitarian purpose. Again, sincere appreciation.


Is there a NAMBLA convention in town?

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: August 04, 2011 03:19PM

Alias Wrote:
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> I once shot a teenager for ringing my doorbell on
> Halloween.


I thought you were high on crack when that happened?

Just like you to not play the victim role when so many around you are begging you to.

That liberal sensitivity training must have really taken hold! Brava!

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Kiddo ()
Date: August 04, 2011 03:24PM

SoylentGreen Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I don't get it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > geronimo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I don't get it Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > geronimo Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Alias the fuckwit was just trying to be
> > edgy,
> > > > > throwing more pedophilia crap in Cary's
> > face
> > > > after
> > > > > he banned that fuckwit Misery.
> > > > >
> > > > > She's a fucking fuckwit too.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > What did she think was going to happen?
> > > MrMisery
> > > > was going to post his nonsense, I may be
> > young
> > > > (just in HS, a Junior) but even I know that
> > it
> > > is
> > > > a step in the wrong direction to post what
> > > Misery
> > > > post, call me a kid for thinking like this,
> I
> > > > don't care. Is that the way the older
> > > generation
> > > > trys to appear cool to us younger set, by
> > > > approving of stuff like this. If so, I
> don't
> > > want
> > > > to get old.
> > >
> > >
> > > Well put, youngster. As you go on in life,
> > you'll
> > > find that fuckwitted worthless adults, who
> > really
> > > have no purpose other than to seek attention
> > for
> > > their fuckwitted ways, will attempt any and
> all
> > > strategies to be foist their fuckwittedness
> on
> > you
> > > and yours. Yes, Alias fits in that fuckwit
> > > category. Be wise, youngster...avoid fuckwits
> > like
> > > Alias at all costs.
> >
> >
> > Yes sir! and thanks. I'm glad to see people
> like
> > you how actually utilize this forum for a
> > utilitarian purpose. Again, sincere
> appreciation.
>
>
> Is there a NAMBLA convention in town?


Yeah, I bet you wish there was!! Pedo.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Blanche dupoint ()
Date: August 04, 2011 04:10PM

Alias, I just hope your kidding and don't really have known pedophiles as friends, I mean real pedophiles guys that like real young kids below 15. Alias, think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Reality ()
Date: August 04, 2011 04:30PM

Alias Wrote:
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>
>
> Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a working
> knowledge of modern toilet training techniques.
>
> Alias, do you know what a pedophile's concept of toilet training techniques are, it is to lay down face up and have the little kid pee on their face. Alias, you are so naive, they are evil and degenerate, Alias, Alias, please admit you've made an error and claim temporary insanity.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 04, 2011 07:21PM

You are so stupid.



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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: glee__ ()
Date: November 18, 2011 07:55AM

"Alias, I don't think your going to convince many people that pedophiles are really kind and loving people who want the best for babies and children. Maybe a few on this forum, but that's about it."

What? Are you saying that just because you are attracted to kids, it means you want the worst to them, that you hate kids? Its like saying that an heterosexual man hates women. Or that a gay person hate other men. A pedophile is just a person with a sexual orientation towards kids, IT DOESNT MEAN HE WOULD HURT THEM.

Does an heterosexual man want to hurt women? Some do, certainly. But not all. Can an heterosexual man love women and protect them? Certainly.

Does a pedophile man want to hurt children? Some do, certainly. But not all. Can a pedophile man love children and protect them? Certainly.


Just because you have a certain sexual orientation doesnt mean you want to hurt the object of your attraction. It doesnt mean either that you are a bad or evil person.

The demonization of pedophiles here is baffling, starting with the confusion pedophile/child molester. If you are attracted to women, does that mean you are a rapist? If you are attracted to children, does that mean you are a rapist? No!


This demonization of pedophiles comes from the idea that you cant have a different sexual orientation and still be a good person.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: William Zumwalt loves the kids! ()
Date: November 18, 2011 07:57AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Looking for responsible pedophile to care for
> three adorable children in my home.
>
> Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a working
> knowledge of modern toilet training techniques.
>
> Also: pedophile must love children and enjoy
> playing games, reading or cuddling on the couch to
> watch an educational TV show.
>
> Hours: 7 am to 6 pm- M-F. Tuesdays- till 8 pm- so
> I can hit the health club. Fridays- till
> midnight- so I can have a social life.
>
> Job is available immediately as my last pedophile
> had an unfortunate relapse and was suddenly and
> unexpectedly arrested.
>
> *** Documentation that you have successfully
> completed a treatment program for your illness is
> required.
>
> Please email me @
> www.looking4gentlepedophile@gmail.com



William.Zumwalt aka the eesh is VERY interested!

message William.Zumwalt @ eesh@fairfaxunderground.com
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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 18, 2011 12:31PM

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: geronimo5 ()
Date: November 18, 2011 12:42PM

I never called you a pedophile lover. I merely observed that your pathetic attention-whoring had reached ponderous proportions vis a vis your ongoing support of the Miserable-Fuckwits ass-raping of babies.

Perhaps if you weren't such a fuckwitted Cunt-Fuckwit in the first place, you'd manage some reading comprehension skills, you worthless-beyond-words slag heap of fuckwit.

Go post on the Fuckwit posts now--JBasshole-Fuckwit and Miserble_Fuckwit have provided plenty of them.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: gle__ ()
Date: November 18, 2011 12:58PM

"It was precipitated by Geronimo or a Geronimo-like posted who was calling me a pedophile lover... me, of all people, who would kill a pedophile with my bare hands and then kill him again."

The question is: why would you kill a person for his/her sexual orientation? If that person raped a child, then that would be an understandable feeling. But wanting to kill a pedophile just because of his/her sexual orientation? What if it was your son or daughter who had this attraction?

Its funny how people come so demonized not because of their acts, but because of their condition. To the people here who say that they would "kill" a pedophile: what if your 15, 16, 17 year old son told you, inmensely scared because of the huge stigmatization against these people, that they were attracted to children?

No one chooses to be a pedophile. Your own kid could be one and still be an excellent human being.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: glee__ ()
Date: November 18, 2011 01:00PM

People should not be judged on their innate attraction who they didnt choose. Being a pedophile doesnt turn you into a "monster" or a child molester.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 18, 2011 04:17PM

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 18, 2011 04:24PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 03:12PM by Alias.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: November 18, 2011 04:33PM

Alias Wrote:
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> glee__ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > People should not be judged on their innate
> > attraction who they didnt choose. Being a
> > pedophile doesnt turn you into a "monster" or a
> > child molester.
>
>
> And, you shut up, too....
>
> Pervert!


Alias, this stream is out of line. Even in a forum, an anonymous forum, it is kinda sick. It really isn't a topic to joke about. Unless of course, you really are sick.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 18, 2011 04:41PM

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: open eyez ()
Date: November 18, 2011 05:09PM

That is as good a confirmation as I am gonna get. Alias = massive psychotic.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Right, this was a good site, 5 months ago>> ()
Date: November 18, 2011 05:15PM

Blame Yucky, Geronimo, for the corrosion of this site. And what about topics like this???? I suppose that's OK, or Misery's garbage history of consecutive junk post. Misery never in his life has posted one social redeeming post.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 18, 2011 05:28PM

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 18, 2011 06:14PM

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: November 18, 2011 06:18PM

Alias is one of the few posters that consistently posts quality...

If you've got a problem with Alias, you'd better just keep it to yourself...

Because the cheese stand alone and junk so...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: geronimo5 ()
Date: November 18, 2011 06:21PM

Right, this was a good site, 5 months ago>> Wrote:
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> Blame Yucky, Geronimo, for the corrosion of this
> site. And what about topics like this???? I
> suppose that's OK, or Misery's garbage history of
> consecutive junk post. Misery never in his life
> has posted one social redeeming post.

You can blame me all you want. It's simply untrue. If you've paid attention, you'll know there are 4 Fuckwits that I've indicted for crimes against FFXU.
To review, they are:
Miserable-Fuckwit aka Misery the psychotic over-poster
JBasshole-Fuckwit aka Jbass the popped collar faggot
Cunt_Fuckwit aka Alias the worthless cunt
Cheese-Fucwkit aka Provallone the douchebad suckup, who, to his credit, has toned down his bullshit considerably and should be applauded for such.

There are many other lower case fuckwits whom I have not the patience for, nor will bother calling out. Many of them are merely having a bad day, or drank too much. Shit happens. So be it.

Now, since JBasshole-Fuckwit, et al, have decided to emulate/register my name and post stupid drivel as the lurking little pussbags of fuckwittednessthey are, some of you have been misled into thinking that was me. Not so.

If you pay attention, you'll notice that:
1) the real Geronimo never registers
2) the fake geronimos can barely spell, let alone produce coherent thought.
3) the fake geronimos always "seem" to be supporting a FUCKWITTED point of view, which the real Geronimo would never do.

My crusade against the 4 Fuckwits will end when they all STFU and go away.
And thank you ProVallone, for toning down your enabling support of said Fuckwits. It has been noticed and appreciated ( round of interwebz applause for the former Cheese-Fuckwit, please.) Would that the rest of you would follow the same path, perhaps this forum could return to the days of happy-go-lucky, non-baby fucking peacefulness.

The REAL Geronimo will hold court in the chat room again soon. And the fuckwitted shit-for-brains crimes of Miserable-Fuckwit, Cunt-Fuckwit, and JBAsshole-Fuckwit will continue to be exposed until they go down in interwebz flames.

To the rest of you, peace be unto you. Let's hope none of you are the spawn of the primary Fuckwits, lest you join the befouled Fuckwits herein.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Right, this was a good site, 5 months ago>> ()
Date: November 18, 2011 07:11PM

I stand corrected, geronimo5. My apologies for including you in the cesspool of posts over the last few months. I'll take notice of the fake geronimos and ignore them. And we both agree that Misery posts are worthless.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 18, 2011 07:12PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Alias is one of the few posters that consistently
> posts quality...




Have you ever read some of her posts when she first got here? She's got a screw loose and talked a lot like Yucky or Ellipsis.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 18, 2011 11:52PM

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 19, 2011 01:47AM

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 19, 2011 01:49AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/03/2012 03:09PM by Alias.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 19, 2011 02:00AM

Drop the crude language before I put a bar of soap in your mouth.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 19, 2011 02:32AM

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Swatkd702 ()
Date: November 19, 2011 02:48AM

I'm with you! Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> POS Garbage Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Looking for responsible pedophile to care for
> > > three adorable children in my home.
> > >
> > > Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a
> > working
> > > knowledge of modern toilet training
> techniques.
> > >
> > > Also: pedophile must love children and enjoy
> > > playing games, reading or cuddling on the
> couch
> > to
> > > watch an educational TV show.
> > >
> > > Hours: 7 am to 6 pm- M-F. Tuesdays- till 8
> pm-
> > so
> > > I can hit the health club. Fridays- till
> > > midnight- so I can have a social life.
> > >
> > > Job is available immediately as my last
> > pedophile
> > > had an unfortunate relapse and was suddenly
> > and
> > > unexpectedly arrested.
> > >
> > > *** Documentation that you have successfully
> > > completed a treatment program for your
> illness
> > is
> > > required.
> > >
> > > Please email me @
> > > www.looking4gentlepedophile@gmail.com
> >
> > WTF is wrong with you fucking pedo degenerates
> on
> > FFXU? Do you think joking about this shit is
> > funny? I am glad they banned that other fucker
> > and I think Alias needs to be reported next.
> > Fucking scumbags, I would be glad to meet any
> of
> > you in person and give you a beat down and I am
> > not talking shit.
>
>
> I'm with you 100%. This person obviously does not
> know the damage a pedo. does to a kid, long
> lasting sometimes permanent damage. That's why
> they are the scum of the earth and even in a
> prison/jail environment they are listed as
> "diddlers" and are at the bottom of the list as
> far as even the criminal element are concerned and
> kept in a protective custody section known as
> lockdown. That's pretty bad when even in that
> situation they are listed as shitbags. Alias
> needs to study up on these worms and not be fooled
> by their pretty smiles and easy-going ways, that
> is their method of operation to seduce little
> tykes. If Misery ever gets jailed for his
> flamboyant twisted language and mind set, he'll
> get alot more then a suspension, the little ass
> wipe.


I 2nd this notion

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: November 19, 2011 04:00AM

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Ummm... ()
Date: November 19, 2011 02:30PM

No curtains close until the medical examiner says so.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: What the fucking hell!!! ()
Date: November 19, 2011 02:42PM

God dammit im with and all for the beat down you sick fucks what the hell is this. What the fuck I wish u were all in my face and I could take a bat to you. Pedos are trash they deserve the death penalty and rot in hell.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: ffxu tough guy ()
Date: November 19, 2011 04:09PM

What the fucking hell!!! Wrote:
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> God dammit im with and all for the beat down you
> sick fucks what the hell is this. What the fuck I
> wish u were all in my face and I could take a bat
> to you.
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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: November 19, 2011 05:31PM

In 8th grade friskydingo's baseball coach patted him on the ass as he ran back into the dugout for doing a good job. friskydingo hasn't been the same since. =[

 

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Memories ()
Date: April 21, 2012 12:30AM

Haha

Who was Geronimo?

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: April 21, 2012 04:52AM

Memories Wrote:
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> Haha
>
> Who was Geronimo?




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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Waka Waka ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:47AM

Think of the children Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looking for responsible pedophile to care for
> > three adorable children in my home.
> >
> > Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a
> working
> > knowledge of modern toilet training techniques.
> >
> > Also: pedophile must love children and enjoy
> > playing games, reading or cuddling on the couch
> to
> > watch an educational TV show.
> >
> > Hours: 7 am to 6 pm- M-F. Tuesdays- till 8 pm-
> so
> > I can hit the health club. Fridays- till
> > midnight- so I can have a social life.
> >
> > Job is available immediately as my last
> pedophile
> > had an unfortunate relapse and was suddenly
> and
> > unexpectedly arrested.
> >
> > *** Documentation that you have successfully
> > completed a treatment program for your illness
> is
> > required.
> >
> > Please email me @
> > www.looking4gentlepedophile@gmail.com
>
>
> Alias, sweetheart, documentation of a successfully
> completed treatemnt doesn't mean the illness is
> cured. It just means they completed a course and
> passed the test. That's like a big fat person
> taking a course in healthy food habits and
> satisfact. passing the test. Sweetheart, you
> maybe should go, take a couple of aspirins and lie
> down for the rest of the day. Poor confused kid.
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Re: .
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:48AM

Honestly, coolest thread title ever.

Less is more these days.

 

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Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Wanted: Loving pedophile ()
Date: January 07, 2013 12:51AM

Mr. Fixer Upper
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Re: .
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 07, 2013 01:16AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Honestly, coolest thread title ever.
>
> Less is more these days.


I prefer understated elegance.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: sounds just like misery ()
Date: January 07, 2013 10:05AM

> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looking for responsible pedophile to care for
> > three adorable children in my home.
> >
> > Pedophile must know basic CPR and have a
> working
> > knowledge of modern toilet training techniques.
> >
> > Also: pedophile must love children and enjoy
> > playing games, reading or cuddling on the couch
> to
> > watch an educational TV show.
> >
> > Hours: 7 am to 6 pm- M-F. Tuesdays- till 8 pm-
> so
> > I can hit the health club. Fridays- till
> > midnight- so I can have a social life.
> >
> > Job is available immediately as my last
> pedophile
> > had an unfortunate relapse and was suddenly
> and
> > unexpectedly arrested.
> >
> > *** Documentation that you have successfully
> > completed a treatment program for your illness
> is
> > required.
> >
> > Please email me @
> > www.looking4gentlepedophile@gmail.com
>
>
> Alias, I don't think your going to convince many
> people that pedophiles are really kind and loving
> people who want the best for babies and children.
> Maybe a few on this forum, but that's about it.



And Alias still tries to deny being MrMisery after being outed by Cary.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 07, 2013 11:55PM

sounds just like misery Wrote:
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> And Alias still tries to deny being MrMisery after
> being outed by Cary.


At least I don't deny being Meade Skelton.

Got to go. I'm making a video about my ongoing battle with dry skin.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 08, 2013 12:32AM

Don't be coy, gretchen. Tell your brother, Mr. Misery, that I'd like to see a show come to fairfax soon.



tee-hee

 

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 08, 2013 12:56AM

friskydingo Wrote:
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> Don't be coy, gretchen. Tell your brother, Mr.
> Misery, that I'd like to see a show come to
> fairfax soon.
>

I guess you figured out that I'm the one with the dry skin.

My secret weapon is....

(SPOILER ALERT)





castor oil.

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Date: January 08, 2013 12:57AM

Alias Wrote:
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>
>
>
>
> castor oil.


I'd tell you my secret but you wouldn't be able to afford it :/

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: January 08, 2013 01:18AM

the grammar police Wrote:
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> I'd tell you my secret but you wouldn't be able to
> afford it :/

Tell me anyway.

Is that a crooked smile?

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Re: Wanted: Loving pedophile
Posted by: Want Some, Get Some ()
Date: January 29, 2013 02:55PM

Bring it Bro!
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