HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Off-Topic :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Toliet Humor
Posted by: § ()
Date: December 17, 2007 07:14PM

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way

Be sure to read all the way to the end.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by: Puke ()
Date: December 18, 2007 11:22AM

Stick to dispensing legal advice. While it might be boring, rote and sometimes presumptuous, it is usually informative at the very least. Your jokes suck.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by: § ()
Date: December 18, 2007 11:58AM

Not my joke - it was forwarded to me. If you don't find it funny, then don't laugh and continue writing holiday greetings to death row inmates. -§

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by: Puke ()
Date: December 18, 2007 01:45PM

§ Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
>continue writing holiday greetings to death row inmates. -§

Wow, another bad joke. You are a friggen riot. Funniest Lawyer in DC.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by: § ()
Date: December 18, 2007 02:36PM

Wow, it looks like someone has kitty litter in the shitter. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings there, Flarefax. But I guess it's normal for one to be overly sensitive around the holidays after they have determined they are irrelevant. Life just isn't fair, huh? It's ok; just cry it out, buy a milkshake and tell yourself that your did your best. -§

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by: Puke ()
Date: December 18, 2007 02:40PM

That made no fucking sense. You seem stressed.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by: still703 ()
Date: December 18, 2007 02:45PM

Wow...is it just me or is this site just a lot of

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by: no longer a dem ()
Date: December 18, 2007 02:53PM

Thats what I was thinking...........maybe Puke has a man crush....LMAO

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: December 18, 2007 02:56PM

Not another man stalker.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by: just asking? ()
Date: December 18, 2007 03:02PM

how do we know § is a man? or for that matter, that puke is a man?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by: Puke ()
Date: December 18, 2007 04:17PM

no longer a dem Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Thats what I was thinking...........maybe Puke has
> a man crush....LMAO

Whatever. I think the guy has gone mental. Hardly a crush.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Toliet Humor
Posted by: no longer a dem ()
Date: December 18, 2007 04:35PM

There he goes again....obsessed.....like he wants him some "symbol" tenderloins

Options: ReplyQuote


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 **      **  **    **  **     **  **    **  **     ** 
 **  **  **  **   **   **     **  ***   **   **   **  
 **  **  **  **  **    **     **  ****  **    ** **   
 **  **  **  *****     **     **  ** ** **     ***    
 **  **  **  **  **     **   **   **  ****    ** **   
 **  **  **  **   **     ** **    **   ***   **   **  
  ***  ***   **    **     ***     **    **  **     ** 
This forum powered by Phorum.