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Classy birthday gift
Posted by:
Rahul
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Date: December 16, 2007 11:51PM
Does anybody know where you can find classy donkey shows in the northern virginia area. I want to bring my son to one for his 18th birthday party, but all the ones I know around here are pretty crude.
Re: Classy birthday gift
Posted by:
Dude
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Date: December 17, 2007 12:01AM
I did not know what a Donkey Show was so I looked it up:
Donkey show
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A donkey show is a form of live entertainment in which a person (usually a woman) performs sexual acts with a donkey. It is common for taxi drivers in Tijuana, Ciudad Juarez, and Nuevo Laredo, Mexico to offer tourists a ride to see a "donkey show." Donkey shows are performed (or have been performed) in the red light districts of each of these cities. The primary purpose of such shows is to entice tourists to drink copious amounts of alcohol while waiting for the show to begin. In most instances, an actual donkey show will be performed, but patrons may need to wait until the crowd size is considered large enough to begin the show (and liquor sales have been sufficient). On the rare occasion, the show might not be performed and the disgruntled patrons eventually leave. Also, there have been reports of some tourists (especially those traveling alone) being offered rides to see such shows, and instead are taken to remote locations to be robbed.
Donkey show
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A donkey show is a form of live entertainment in which a person (usually a woman) performs sexual acts with a donkey. It is common for taxi drivers in Tijuana, Ciudad Juarez, and Nuevo Laredo, Mexico to offer tourists a ride to see a "donkey show." Donkey shows are performed (or have been performed) in the red light districts of each of these cities. The primary purpose of such shows is to entice tourists to drink copious amounts of alcohol while waiting for the show to begin. In most instances, an actual donkey show will be performed, but patrons may need to wait until the crowd size is considered large enough to begin the show (and liquor sales have been sufficient). On the rare occasion, the show might not be performed and the disgruntled patrons eventually leave. Also, there have been reports of some tourists (especially those traveling alone) being offered rides to see such shows, and instead are taken to remote locations to be robbed.
Re: Classy birthday gift
Posted by:
RESton Peace
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Date: December 17, 2007 01:55AM
You.... KNOW of shows around here?
Most of the peeps on here are perverts, but that's a level beyond what I would call "everyday FFXU perversion"....
Most of the peeps on here are perverts, but that's a level beyond what I would call "everyday FFXU perversion"....
Re: Classy birthday gift
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: December 17, 2007 08:30AM
yeah, that's pretty fucked up shit. cross-species sex is not what i would call enticing.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Classy birthday gift
Posted by:
I hate northern Virginia
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Date: December 17, 2007 09:18AM
What sick asses post on this board. Northern Virginia sucks. What a bunch of perverts. I wish Northern Virginia would just break off from the rest of the state and fall into the Chesapeake. It would only add a little more pollution, but eventually it would all wash out to sea.
Re: Classy birthday gift
Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: December 17, 2007 11:23AM
Don't hate. Its called interspecies erotica. Just watch Clerks II
Re: Classy birthday gift
Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: December 17, 2007 08:05PM
I hate northern Virginia Wrote:
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> I wish
> Northern Virginia would just break off from the
> rest of the state and fall into the Chesapeake.
> It would only add a little more pollution, but
> eventually it would all wash out to sea.
hold on! ill call a wahmbulance for you!
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
-------------------------------------------------------
> I wish
> Northern Virginia would just break off from the
> rest of the state and fall into the Chesapeake.
> It would only add a little more pollution, but
> eventually it would all wash out to sea.
hold on! ill call a wahmbulance for you!
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
Re: Classy birthday gift
Posted by:
Elephant Man
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Date: December 18, 2007 01:15AM
Donkeys are Democrats. What else did you expect?
Re: Classy birthday gift
Posted by:
Tijuana taxi driver
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Date: December 18, 2007 01:45AM
Can I take you to a show?
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