Re: TheMeeper Must Go
Date: December 16, 2007 02:58PM
after a Google search. This seems the most plausible. He is the hero of the ChubChubs are coming
Meeper, the janitor of an alien pub, has higher aspirations - a karaoke performer. After an accident involving a bucket of water, an electric cord, and an electrocuted singer, Meeper is booted from the pub. Outside, he is told by a dying JarJar Binks that "THE CHUBBCHUBBS ARE COMING!!!" Meeper sees in the distance an aircraft landing, and huge, weapon bearing monsters exiting the craft. He assumes these are the chubbchubbs. He rushes to warn the pub, but before he can shout a warning, he has further injured the singer and is once again booted from the club. Outside, he finds a handful of cute chicks pecking at the ground. The monsters are getting closer. He warns the pub a third time, and this time the message gets through. The pub is emptied, and everyone takes off into the night, leaving Meeper behind. The monsters are almost at the pub. Meeper hides the chicks under his pail in a hope to save them, and then launches into a rendition of Why Can't We Be Friends? until, so caught up in the song, he trips over the pail, revealing the chicks. The monsters all flee, screaming, "It's the ChubbChubbs!!!!" The chicks reveal razor sharp teeth and devour the monsters. They gather around Meeper, who says, "So... You guys into Karaoke?" As the credits role, you hear Meeper and the ChubbChubbs singing Respect (song) in the pub. When the song is finished, there is dead silence. The ChubbChubbs glare and reveal their teeth, and the crowd hastily bursts into applause.