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Anyone looking for a wedding dress?
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: July 11, 2011 08:58PM

Found a perfect one!
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Re: Anyone looking for a wedding dress?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 13, 2011 07:40AM

They should have used that dress in the movie instead of that stupid fish.

"We're going to need a bigger.........dick"

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Re: Anyone looking for a wedding dress?
Posted by: bad choice ()
Date: July 13, 2011 09:01AM

If this is the reason you or the guy are getting married, you are making a big mistake.

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Re: Anyone looking for a wedding dress?
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 13, 2011 09:21AM

Glad to see Björk is tying the knot.

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Re: Anyone looking for a wedding dress?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: July 13, 2011 09:23AM

Pardon me..but what is the significance of having a giant vagina on your wedding dress?
Is the grooms tuxedo adorned with a tremendous phallus?

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Re: Anyone looking for a wedding dress?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 13, 2011 03:54PM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> Pardon me..but what is the significance of having
> a giant vagina on your wedding dress?
> Is the grooms tuxedo adorned with a tremendous
> phallus?


Assuming the other person involved is a groom and not another bride.

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Re: Anyone looking for a wedding dress?
Posted by: Biggith Dickith ()
Date: July 13, 2011 03:56PM

Finally, a vag that can handle my manhood.

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Re: Anyone looking for a wedding dress?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: July 13, 2011 04:06PM

Facehugger!

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Re: Anyone looking for a wedding dress?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 13, 2011 06:59PM

That's one massive vagina. It looks like it belongs on a female Jabba the Hut (Jubbette the Hut?)

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