meadeishere Wrote:
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http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5079/5906896443_a77
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1) Is that a rug you're wearing? It looks fake.
2) When you tuck a shirt in, you must have a belt on.
3) I see man breasts. Eat a lot of potato chips?
4) The stripes on your shirt do not match up. Perhaps you buttoned it incorrectly?
5) You have a slight smile on your face, like the Mona Lisa. Are you pregnant?
6) Is that the basement dwelling your captors keep you in and where they dress you in Salvation Army hand-me-downs and take pictures to post on the internet?
7) Are you willingly staying in that basement and letting those same picture taking captors perform unspeakable acts of sexual deviancy on your weirdly shaped body?
8) Do you lay on a filthy and semen stained tattered blanket in that basement late at night and struggle to bite your toenails but can't because you are too chubby?