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Karma question
Posted by: laying down ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:28PM

Do I have to wait for karma to happen or is it something I should pray to happen? I work for a fat pig of a boss who is only happy when stuffing down junk food.
Should I secretly wish she has a heart attack or just bid my time and hope it happens.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:47PM

Actually, you can incur negative karma by harboring negative thoughts such as, "I hope my boss dies."

It's more likely that you'll die when the fatass falls on you.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: balance ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:50PM

If you want your boss to die, you shold have sex with her. That is how karma really works. Your suffering will be rewarded and her pleasure will be punished.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: Thoughts ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:53PM

Thoughts like that do more harm to you then your boss. Your boss could care less what you think, it is not hurting him. And who know your boss might be the good guy. Hateful thoughts are always self defeating. Try some mind disipline for self improvement.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:54PM

Having a thought, good or bad, isn't going to change anything about the universe.
Chances are, if you find your boss repulsive , it's because he is.
If he has a bad diet and is unhealthy, you're lucky because he most likely will fall dead.
In bad times, just remember that, look forward to the inevitable, but don't dwell on it.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: yo, it's the 21st century! ()
Date: July 06, 2011 01:57PM

Thoughts and ProVallone = sexist pigs that can't admit that some bosses may be women.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 06, 2011 02:08PM

I agree with yo...

OP, you don't have to wait for karma. It's not something that waits until it feels ready to work... It's a force that is tirelessly working. it never stops... Ever... It's a perpetual balancing act. Quit worrying about your boss and go read a book..

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 06, 2011 02:31PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> I agree with yo...
>
> OP, you don't have to wait for karma. It's not
> something that waits until it feels ready to
> work... It's a force that is tirelessly working.
> it never stops... Ever... It's a perpetual
> balancing act. Quit worrying about your boss and
> go read a book..

Nonsense! Have a taste of my Karma, Tuttle!

BzZzZzZzZzZzZt.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: Well, I'll tell you. ()
Date: July 06, 2011 02:36PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I agree with yo...
> >
> > OP, you don't have to wait for karma. It's not
> > something that waits until it feels ready to
> > work... It's a force that is tirelessly
> working.
> > it never stops... Ever... It's a perpetual
> > balancing act. Quit worrying about your boss
> and
> > go read a book..
>
> Nonsense! Have a taste of my Karma, Tuttle!
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
it is a force that never stops and it is perpetual. The closest analogy would be a sort of cosmic gravity, a magnetic which turns the iron that it attracts into a magnet itself. very poweful indeed.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 06, 2011 02:52PM

Does it also strip its adherents of their sense of humor?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: Boy George ()
Date: July 06, 2011 02:57PM

Boy George put it best "Karma Chamelion". Classic bit of philosophy to digest.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 06, 2011 04:08PM

Is there something funny about shooting me with a karmic laser beam, Mephisto? This is a serious matter, here.

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Does it also strip its adherents of their sense of
> humor?

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 06, 2011 04:11PM

If I shot you with a karmic laser beam, wouldn't I ultimately be shooting myself?

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: laying down ()
Date: July 06, 2011 04:15PM

I guess the best advice is to just not worry about it and let karma run its course without my prayers.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: Not only ()
Date: July 06, 2011 04:19PM

laying down Wrote:
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> I guess the best advice is to just not worry about
> it and let karma run its course without my
> prayers.


Not only the best advice in the situation, but about the only thing you can do about it. Short of quitting or homicide.

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: laying down ()
Date: July 06, 2011 04:20PM

True,

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Re: Karma question
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 06, 2011 07:09PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> If I shot you with a karmic laser beam, wouldn't I
> ultimately be shooting myself?



Signatures are for fags

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