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Eesh Has Been Found !!
Posted by:
I_am_not_Eesh
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Date: July 05, 2011 09:14PM
I realize this happened in Woodbridge, which is in P.W. county. Apparently, this incident happened early this morning. Too funny to not share it with all of you.
WOODBRIDGE, Va. --
Police responding to a burglary early Tuesday at the MVC Late Night adult store in Woodbridge found their intruder in a closet, but he wasn’t exactly alone.
The man was found “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll, prosecutors said.
Officers arrived at the store at 14505 Jefferson Davis Highway about 2:45 a.m. and found that someone had shattered the front glass door and unlocked it to get in, said Prince William police spokesman Jonathan Perok.
A police dog was sent in and soon led officers to a closet.
Justin Dale Little Jim, 28, of the 13300 block of Colchester Ferry Place in the Belmont Bay neighborhood, was charged with burglary, grand larceny and felony destruction of property, Perok said.
He was taken into custody without incident and was held with no bond allowed. Little Jim is an officer in the U.S. Army, but no information was available about his rank or assignment.
Police did not have Little Jim’s court date immediately available.
WOODBRIDGE, Va. --
Police responding to a burglary early Tuesday at the MVC Late Night adult store in Woodbridge found their intruder in a closet, but he wasn’t exactly alone.
The man was found “attempting sexual relations” with a blow-up doll, prosecutors said.
Officers arrived at the store at 14505 Jefferson Davis Highway about 2:45 a.m. and found that someone had shattered the front glass door and unlocked it to get in, said Prince William police spokesman Jonathan Perok.
A police dog was sent in and soon led officers to a closet.
Justin Dale Little Jim, 28, of the 13300 block of Colchester Ferry Place in the Belmont Bay neighborhood, was charged with burglary, grand larceny and felony destruction of property, Perok said.
He was taken into custody without incident and was held with no bond allowed. Little Jim is an officer in the U.S. Army, but no information was available about his rank or assignment.
Police did not have Little Jim’s court date immediately available.
Re: Eesh Has Been Found !!
Posted by:
No Outing
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Date: July 05, 2011 09:22PM
Not cool.
You can't out someone's real life identity on FU.
That's one of the few rules on this board.
This thread should be yanked. Unless eesh gave you permission, but why would he???
Btw, the Police have released a photo of eesh/Little Jim's coffee table:
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You can't out someone's real life identity on FU.
That's one of the few rules on this board.
This thread should be yanked. Unless eesh gave you permission, but why would he???
Btw, the Police have released a photo of eesh/Little Jim's coffee table:
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Re: Eesh Has Been Found !!
Posted by:
I_am_not_Eesh
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Date: July 05, 2011 09:30PM
Like the rest of this forum, this thread was posted for entertainment purposes. I have no idea if the guy busted was Eesh or not. However, I saw it fitting to post the information because it was just too damn funny.
I guess the career for that Army officer is over ... or, heading that direction.
I guess the career for that Army officer is over ... or, heading that direction.
Re: Eesh Has Been Found !!
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: July 06, 2011 12:07AM
Why do they use the term "sexual relations" with a blow up doll? Does that mean he has a relationship with the doll?
Why could they just say he was having sex with the doll. Using "sexual relations" doesn't sound any better. In fact, it sounds worse.
To me, sexual relations would be another term for friend with benefits, or someone you'd ring up for a booty call, not sex with a Fleshlight, vacuum cleaner, sex doll or any other inanimate object.
Why could they just say he was having sex with the doll. Using "sexual relations" doesn't sound any better. In fact, it sounds worse.
To me, sexual relations would be another term for friend with benefits, or someone you'd ring up for a booty call, not sex with a Fleshlight, vacuum cleaner, sex doll or any other inanimate object.
Re: Eesh Has Been Found !!
Posted by:
ProVallone
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Date: July 06, 2011 08:10AM
Damn, he didn't buy the doll dinner or try to get her drunk, did he?
Re: Eesh Has Been Found !!
Posted by:
I_am_not_Eesh
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Date: July 06, 2011 09:34PM
ProVallone Wrote:
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> Damn, he didn't buy the doll dinner or try to get
> her drunk, did he?
I wonder if the cops let him "finish"????
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> Damn, he didn't buy the doll dinner or try to get
> her drunk, did he?
I wonder if the cops let him "finish"????