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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 21, 2011 01:54AM

this is the greatest night of my life

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 21, 2011 02:04AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:40PM by Alias.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 21, 2011 02:07AM

you just offered, in the FU;AD....

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 21, 2011 02:16AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:39PM by Alias.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 21, 2011 02:17AM

pay you?


I thought.....you loved me.....

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 21, 2011 02:23AM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:38PM by Alias.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 21, 2011 07:16AM

Someone Wrote:
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> I think someone has a crush on Alias. She'll be
> thrilled.


Have you spoke directly to her about this crush?

Is she aware of your feelings towards her?

Was she thrilled when you told her?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 21, 2011 07:17AM

Alias Wrote:
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>> I seriously doubt SG has a crush on me, but yes, I
> would be thrilled if he did.
>
> Wouldn't you?


Of course I have a crush on you. But alas...you seem to be spoke for by "someone" else.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 21, 2011 07:20AM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> You're intelectually compatible! You should get
> together.


And do what? Have red hot salacious debates?

Are non-registered members allowed to get together with registered members?

I'm thinking Brown vs The board of education may have had a glitch or two in this regard.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: July 21, 2011 08:09AM

Those are very difficult questions!

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: I knew it ()
Date: July 21, 2011 08:51AM

Alias Wrote:
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> OK... I'll answer this question.
>
> I love giving blow jobs.
>
> When I go to a party, I walk around offering a
> blow job to any man who wants one.
>
> Just the other day, I gave my neighbor a blow job
> while he was mowing his lawn.
>
> Once, I gave a blow job to a guy while giving
> another guy a hand job.
>
> I can cook, too.


Slut!

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: SG1 ()
Date: July 21, 2011 08:52AM

It's spoken, retard!


Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 21, 2011 07:16AM


Have you spoke directly to her about this crush?


Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 21, 2011 07:17AM


Of course I have a crush on you. But alas...you seem to be spoke for by "someone" else.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: July 21, 2011 10:33AM

Alias Wrote:
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> OK... I'll answer this question.
>
> I love giving blow jobs.
>
> When I go to a party, I walk around offering a
> blow job to any man who wants one.
>
> Just the other day, I gave my neighbor a blow job
> while he was mowing his lawn.
>
> Once, I gave a blow job to a guy while giving
> another guy a hand job.
>
> I can cook, too.


LMAO. Hang on. You Gave. a man. a BJ while he was MOWING HIS LAWN? werent you afraid of the blades chopping off a foot?!?!??!

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 21, 2011 11:47AM

SG1 Wrote:
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> It's spoken, retard!
>
>
> Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
> Date: July 21, 2011 07:16AM
>
>
> Have you spoke directly to her about this crush?
>
>
> Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
> Date: July 21, 2011 07:17AM
>
>
> Of course I have a crush on you. But alas...you
> seem to be spoke for by "someone" else.

Please forgive me. I am such a complete dolt. Forever humbled by your greatness.

Oh yeah....and fuck you very much.

Seriously though........do you sit down at the end of the day and count correcting my typing skills at 7am as one of your accomplishments?

If that's the best you can do, I wont tell you to get a life but rather, suggest you end the one you have.

They were typos asswipe. And I'm so happy to have put them out there so you could bitch about them. Midol not working this cycle?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: SG1 ()
Date: July 21, 2011 12:02PM

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> SG1 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's spoken, retard!
> >
> >
> > Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
> > Date: July 21, 2011 07:16AM
> >
> >
> > Have you spoke directly to her about this
> crush?
> >
> >
> > Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
> > Date: July 21, 2011 07:17AM
> >
> >
> > Of course I have a crush on you. But alas...you
> > seem to be spoke for by "someone" else.
>
> Please forgive me. I am such a complete dolt.


You are correct.


> They were typos asswipe.


Twice in two different posts is not a typo. It's stupidity.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: July 21, 2011 05:18PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > OK... I'll answer this question.
> >
> > I love giving blow jobs.
> >
> > When I go to a party, I walk around offering a
> > blow job to any man who wants one.
> >
> > Just the other day, I gave my neighbor a blow
> job
> > while he was mowing his lawn.
> >
> > Once, I gave a blow job to a guy while giving
> > another guy a hand job.
> >
> > I can cook, too.
>
>
> LMAO. Hang on. You Gave. a man. a BJ while he was
> MOWING HIS LAWN? werent you afraid of the blades
> chopping off a foot?!?!??!


If he's on a riding mower, it wouldn't be at all that difficult to do with no danger of blades chopping her. Come on, expand your brain a bit.

Alias, you rock.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 22, 2011 02:55AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:22PM by Alias.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 23, 2011 12:45AM

ferfux, do you like giving BJ's?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 29, 2011 03:15AM

where my girls at?

SUCK MAH DICK!

IRON MY SHIRT!

where the bitches at

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: July 31, 2011 07:17PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/01/2011 10:29PM by postpoppunk.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Wut ()
Date: January 03, 2012 04:06PM

Alias is a psycho

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Good grief ()
Date: January 03, 2012 04:08PM

Can someone under 60 answer this question

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