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girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 03, 2011 08:14PM

yes? No? Like it? Hate it? Love it? Please let me know.

once again, I'd like for the female posters on this forum to please reply to this thread. It's very important.
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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Perv much? ()
Date: July 03, 2011 08:22PM

You are pathetic...

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: July 03, 2011 10:15PM

it's a widely known common fact gives absolutely love being treated as whores ..



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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 04, 2011 12:33AM

I'd like to hear from the ladies, please.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Miz is a creep ()
Date: July 04, 2011 01:40AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'd like to hear from the ladies, please.

Why? So you can get a good wank to their responses?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: trgdf ()
Date: July 04, 2011 01:45AM

nope. no one "likes" giving bjs. girls only do it for money or for a guy they really like/love.

im guessing you've never had one..

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 04, 2011 01:58AM

I'm conducting research. Very interesting.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: fladsk;j ()
Date: July 04, 2011 02:02AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm conducting research. Very interesting.

Are you making a list of things you'll never get?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: July 04, 2011 09:48AM

He is making lists of things to buy with fifty bucks when he is finally able to put that much together.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Date: July 04, 2011 11:06AM

I am thinking that Misery is useless and a waste of bandwidth,

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Fairfax Concerned Mother ()
Date: July 04, 2011 12:09PM

I don't know who you are and what you do for a living. But I'm going to see that you are banned. You are a very bad example for all the kids who view this site.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Gamer ()
Date: July 04, 2011 01:23PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> He is making lists of things to buy with fifty
> bucks when he is finally able to put that much
> together.

According to the GTA 4 Hooker Price Guide...

You are correct!


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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: July 04, 2011 05:51PM

Fairfax Concerned Mother Wrote:
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> I don't know who you are and what you do for a
> living. But I'm going to see that you are banned.
> You are a very bad example for all the kids who
> view this site.


Then keep your kids off this site. And chances are, if you have a girl child and she has reached puberty - she has done it already.

Da Nile aint just a river in egypt.

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: July 04, 2011 08:21PM

Some clearly hate it but are afraid no one will talk to them if they don't.
Only a small minority seem quite enthusiastic, thats the girl you marry.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 04, 2011 08:51PM

I'd like to hear from the ladies, please.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Date: July 04, 2011 11:53PM

Fairfax Concerned Mother Wrote:
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> I don't know who you are and what you do for a
> living. But I'm going to see that you are banned.
> You are a very bad example for all the kids who
> view this site.


Kick rocks and suck a fattie.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 05, 2011 01:50AM

why are no girls responding?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Date: July 05, 2011 07:09AM

Because they know you are a retarded piece of shit troll with no socially redeeming value.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 05, 2011 07:26AM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Because they know you are a retarded piece of shit
> troll with no socially redeeming value.


correct me if im wrong, but doesnt following a person around, attacking them, and telling them how much of a "troll" they are qualify you as a retarded piece of shit troll with no socially redeeming value as well? now dont get me wrong, im all for self expression. i just hate blatant hypocrisy.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Date: July 05, 2011 08:51AM

Do you see me posting - on a daily basis - inane questions like "do women like to give BJs," "do you shave your pussy," "will you have anal sex with me,".etc., etc. Couple that with posts like his two time suicide stunt and you have classic attention whore written all over it.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 05, 2011 11:03AM


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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: July 05, 2011 04:40PM

heres a test Mr Misery. Buy a banana now suck on it. Does that feel good?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 05, 2011 05:04PM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Do you see me posting - on a daily basis - inane
> questions like "do women like to give BJs," "do
> you shave your pussy," "will you have anal sex
> with me,".etc., etc. Couple that with posts like
> his two time suicide stunt and you have classic
> attention whore written all over it.


you may not have the same style as mr misery, but still. when your main objective of the day is to attack attack attack it is just as bad if not worse than inane questions.

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Date: July 05, 2011 05:10PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Do you see me posting - on a daily basis -
> inane
> > questions like "do women like to give BJs," "do
> > you shave your pussy," "will you have anal sex
> > with me,".etc., etc. Couple that with posts
> like
> > his two time suicide stunt and you have classic
> > attention whore written all over it.
>
>
> you may not have the same style as mr misery, but
> still. when your main objective of the day is to
> attack attack attack it is just as bad if not
> worse than inane questions.

I understand that you and Misery blow each other (and Hatemotor) now and again in your little After Dark thread, but the fact of the matter is that Misery acts like an immature 12 year old asking all sorts of stupid, worthless questions and subsequently making observations that are as lucid as a drunk guinea pig.

Whether its anal sex, grooming tendencies, fellatio, women in general (especially thinking that anything that has mammary glands and a female reproductive tract being attractive), etc., Misery has contributed little of value here as of lately.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Date: July 05, 2011 05:18PM

Oh, here is a sampling of threads started by Miz in the past two weeks:

where is your dad right now?
girls, do you like giving BJ's?
who wants to have lunch with me this weekend?
what do you do when a child talks to you?
female posters
hot or not
want to fuck a woman in the ass
crying all the time
how many ladies wear a thong at the beach
crying
Crystal City Restaurant
chronic masturbation.....a serious problem?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: July 05, 2011 05:21PM

Oh, just ignore the posts and eventually he'll get tired of talking to himself. You're getting way too worked up over this, PtheC

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Misery is an act. ()
Date: July 05, 2011 05:30PM

Misery's just a false persona a way to irritate and annoy people. I wouldn't doubt that he is a happily married man with a son and a daughter who is at the top of her class at Univer. Maryland, College Park. He's a jokester, a prankster.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 05, 2011 06:05PM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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>
> I understand that you and Misery blow each other
> (and Hatemotor) now and again in your little After
> Dark thread, but the fact of the matter is that
> Misery acts like an immature 12 year old asking
> all sorts of stupid, worthless questions and
> subsequently making observations that are as lucid
> as a drunk guinea pig.
>
> Whether its anal sex, grooming tendencies,
> fellatio, women in general (especially thinking
> that anything that has mammary glands and a female
> reproductive tract being attractive), etc., Misery
> has contributed little of value here as of lately.

i'll blow anyone who is worth blowing. i dont discriminate. you disagree with misery's content, i understand that, i can relate to that, i absolutely hate politics. i hate politics so much i curse out loud saying " this shit is so fucking stupid, people are just a bunch of puppets feeding off of media drivel. i fucking hate humanity." there are plenty of political threads thrown about this board on a daily basis. yet somehow i show enough restraint to keep my disdain to myself. this is where we differ. i truly hate politics, where as you actually like reading misery's posts to get worked up about something. you live for it because you get some sort of release. if misery is such a troll, such an attention grabbing whore, which you yourself have noted, you are aware of this, why give him any attention at all? if you dont like attacking him, which you do, you wouldnt do it. its that simple. riddle me this, and i'll boil it down into a simple question. why do you get mad at people for doing similar things that you do yourself?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 05, 2011 07:36PM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Oh, here is a sampling of threads started by Miz
> in the past two weeks:
>
> where is your dad right now?
> girls, do you like giving BJ's?
> who wants to have lunch with me this weekend?
> what do you do when a child talks to you?
> female posters
> hot or not
> want to fuck a woman in the ass
> crying all the time
> how many ladies wear a thong at the beach
> crying
> Crystal City Restaurant
> chronic masturbation.....a serious problem?


I stand by my dad thread.

and the child in the Walmart bathroom thread. Best work I've done in a while.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 05, 2011 07:49PM

Miz's posts may be annoying... frustrating, even... (snagglepuss)

But you cannot truthfully assert that his topics are inane and superficial...


Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Oh, here is a sampling of threads started by Miz
> in the past two weeks:
>
> where is your dad right now?

Lighthearted and unique... a joyous trip down memory lane...

> girls, do you like giving BJ's?

Childish and monotonous... although brutally honest... a candid peak inside the mind of Miz... gives insight into what makes Miz tick.

> who wants to have lunch with me this weekend?

Heart-wrenching... yet classic Miz. Smacks of "Meet me at the fixin's bar". Miz discusses his loneliness in a way that can make others smile.

> what do you do when a child talks to you?

Innovative. Miz shares his unique perspective about an everyday situation in this scathing take on modern society. Leave it to Miz to take a subject as horrific as child molestation and turn it into a fun and intriguing discussion.

> female posters

Miz has an uncanny ability to spot the female posters on this site. You gotta give him credit...

> hot or not

Tedious... the genre, as a whole, is lacking inspiration.... This thread is no exception. Miz submits picture of that same ol' bikini model for approval. And questions the sexuality of anyone who disagrees with him. If I didn't know any better, I'd say this was a "Hot or Not" parody thread.

> want to fuck a woman in the ass

Delving deeper into Miz's neglected sexual desires...

> crying all the time

Miz reaches out, in vain, in an attempt to improve his life...

> how many ladies wear a thong at the beach

More of the bikini model... if it weren't so tedious, it would be quite fascinating...

> crying

Miz challenges social norms and attempts to gain insight into why things are the way they are.

> Crystal City Restaurant

Stay tuned... I don't remember this one...

> chronic masturbation.....a serious problem?

Miz acknowledges he has a serious problem. Illuminates a taboo subject. This sort of introspection is all too rare. Imagine a world where everyone pondered how beneficial their favorite activities actually were to their lives...
I don't blame you for feeling uncomfortable about this, Pinhead...


Perhaps his threads are a sort of Rorschach test... reflecting your superficial view of the world?

Edit: Removed an extra "actually"...

Signatures are for fags



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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: July 05, 2011 07:54PM

I luv Mizo.

I think he's endearing, hilariously daring, ironically immature,...and so much more.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 05, 2011 08:00PM

Except for when you call him boring and unfunny, right?

Conie Wrote:
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> I luv Mizo.
>
> I think he's endearing, hilariously daring,
> ironically immature,...and so much more.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Date: July 05, 2011 08:14PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > I understand that you and Misery blow each
> other
> > (and Hatemotor) now and again in your little
> After
> > Dark thread, but the fact of the matter is that
> > Misery acts like an immature 12 year old asking
> > all sorts of stupid, worthless questions and
> > subsequently making observations that are as
> lucid
> > as a drunk guinea pig.
> >
> > Whether its anal sex, grooming tendencies,
> > fellatio, women in general (especially thinking
> > that anything that has mammary glands and a
> female
> > reproductive tract being attractive), etc.,
> Misery
> > has contributed little of value here as of
> lately.
>
> i'll blow anyone who is worth blowing. i dont
> discriminate. you disagree with misery's content,
> i understand that, i can relate to that, i
> absolutely hate politics. i hate politics so much
> i curse out loud saying " this shit is so fucking
> stupid, people are just a bunch of puppets feeding
> off of media drivel. i fucking hate humanity."
> there are plenty of political threads thrown about
> this board on a daily basis. yet somehow i show
> enough restraint to keep my disdain to myself.
> this is where we differ. i truly hate politics,
> where as you actually like reading misery's posts
> to get worked up about something. you live for it
> because you get some sort of release. if misery is
> such a troll, such an attention grabbing whore,
> which you yourself have noted, you are aware of
> this, why give him any attention at all? if you
> dont like attacking him, which you do, you wouldnt
> do it. its that simple. riddle me this, and i'll
> boil it down into a simple question. why do you
> get mad at people for doing similar things that
> you do yourself?

I have never posted stupid questions like "do women shave" or whether "chronic masturbation" is a good thing or not. Nor have I pseudofaked my suicide twice on this site...

There is zero connection. Less than zero in fact.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: July 05, 2011 08:15PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Except for when you call him boring and unfunny,
> right?
>
> Conie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I luv Mizo.
> >
> > I think he's endearing, hilariously daring,
> > ironically immature,...and so much more.


I have moods just like you turtle...i mean tuttle

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: July 05, 2011 08:21PM

i just think you're all the same person
i guess that i think that i think that i could be wrong ? weird =D

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: July 05, 2011 08:35PM

Juxtaposition Wrote:
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> i just think you're all the same person
> i guess that i think that i think that i could be
> wrong ? weird =D


I just think that if you think that you think that you could be wrong

i think that i may think that you may be wrong.

And i think...therefore i am

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: attn whore ()
Date: July 05, 2011 10:54PM

miz sux ding dongs

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Wow! ()
Date: July 05, 2011 11:10PM

Conie Wrote:
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> Juxtaposition Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > i just think you're all the same person
> > i guess that i think that i think that i could
> be
> > wrong ? weird =D
>
>
> I just think that if you think that you think that
> you could be wrong
>
> i think that i may think that you may be wrong.
>
> And i think...therefore i am


HAWT!

Conie wrestling with juxtaposition is like the verbal equivalent of complexly twisted blonde on blonde kama sutra poses!

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 06, 2011 09:37AM

Conie Wrote:
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> Juxtaposition Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > i just think you're all the same person
> > i guess that i think that i think that i could
> be
> > wrong ? weird =D
>
>
> I just think that if you think that you think that
> you could be wrong
>
> i think that i may think that you may be wrong.
>
> And i think...therefore i am


There is entirely too much thinking going on in this thread.

Had you two simply answered the question this thread would be part of the vast archive that is FFXU by now.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 06, 2011 11:41AM

Juxtaposition is a girl?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: July 06, 2011 11:59AM

Rhythm is a dancer!?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: wally pip ()
Date: July 08, 2011 05:03AM

is this the same mr. misery who recently declared was leaving and seemed on the verge of some sort of emotional crack up

or has mr. misery started up a franchise business

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 08, 2011 08:40PM

wally pip Wrote:
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> is this the same mr. misery who recently declared
> was leaving and seemed on the verge of some sort
> of emotional crack up
>
> or has mr. misery started up a franchise business


wally pip, I'm like you're number one fan. Cane brothers for life. Meet me at Cracker Barrel.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 11, 2011 01:05AM

like to hear form the girls please. Alias? COnie? Mellissa? Elle Diabla?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 11, 2011 01:25AM

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 11, 2011 01:35AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > like to hear form the girls please. Alias?
> COnie?
> > Mellissa? Elle Diabla?
>
>
> Let Conie go first.


Alisiasl, I howowlove your, owill you pleasef wamarry me.am woefru could go toiah cancoun cofro our honeoyosmoon. htoowi towould be aherally hot if you thowuld wear ta thong oar a ge string to the baeorch it would turn me on a lotla.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 11, 2011 04:48PM

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Quack ()
Date: July 11, 2011 06:26PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Let's go to Bali and stay in a thatched roof villa
> on the Indian Ocean. Very romantic and private. We
> could swim naked.


A n impossible romantic setting designed to avoid having to give a blow job!

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 12, 2011 01:47AM

Alias, would your husband be upset if he found out you post here?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 12, 2011 03:23AM

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 12, 2011 07:53PM

like to hear from the ladies, please.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: July 14, 2011 08:28PM

no, thats y i give hand

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: CERTenly ()
Date: July 14, 2011 11:10PM

yagirll Wrote:
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> no, thats y i give hand

That's CERTenly disgusting! You are CERTenly a little whore who will almost CERTenly end up with 2 kids and 3 venereal diseases by the age of 18.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: July 15, 2011 08:10AM

CERTenly Wrote:
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> yagirll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no, thats y i give hand
>
> That's CERTenly disgusting! You are CERTenly a
> little whore who will almost CERTenly end up with
> 2 kids and 3 venereal diseases by the age of 18.

In her case, hopefully a fast acting, FATAL venereal disease

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: July 15, 2011 03:41PM

CERTenly Wrote:
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> yagirll Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > no, thats y i give hand
>
> That's CERTenly disgusting! You are CERTenly a
> little whore who will almost CERTenly end up with
> 2 kids and 3 venereal diseases by the age of 18.


how can i get a disease if i give out hand jobs and not bj's

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 15, 2011 03:53PM

Yagirll,

You are 15, right? did you know you can give blowies to adults?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5GV84sP-YUk/TflNdAe5iUI/AAAAAAAAQVQ/UY5aEB9a7UQ/s1600/Minor+Dating+Chart.jpg

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: July 15, 2011 04:02PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Yagirll,
>
> You are 15, right? did you know you can give
> blowies to adults?
>
> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5GV84sP-YUk/TflNdAe5iUI/
> AAAAAAAAQVQ/UY5aEB9a7UQ/s1600/Minor+Dating+Chart.j
> pg


im 15 in 2 months

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: PedoBass ()
Date: July 15, 2011 04:07PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Yagirll,
>
> You are 15, right? did you know you can give
> blowies to adults?
>
> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5GV84sP-YUk/TflNdAe5iUI/
> AAAAAAAAQVQ/UY5aEB9a7UQ/s1600/Minor+Dating+Chart.j
> pg
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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: July 15, 2011 10:42PM

Why couldn't you have just let this thread die quietly, yagirl?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Duhg ()
Date: July 16, 2011 09:07AM

JBass Wrote:
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> Yagirll,
>
> You are 15, right? did you know you can give
> blowies to adults?
>
> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5GV84sP-YUk/TflNdAe5iUI/
> AAAAAAAAQVQ/UY5aEB9a7UQ/s1600/Minor+Dating+Chart.j
> pg


Youd better look into the crime of contributing to the deliquency of a minor before you take action on this information.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: hag ()
Date: July 16, 2011 09:09AM

Alias Wrote:
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> Quack Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Let's go to Bali and stay in a thatched roof
> > villa
> > > on the Indian Ocean. Very romantic and
> private.
> > We
> > > could swim naked.
> >
> >
> > A n impossible romantic setting designed to
> avoid
> > having to give a blow job!
>
> Not at all. I've been in this picture.


Must have been 30 years ago you dried up bitter hag. Answer the fucking question. Did you enjoy sucking cock?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 16, 2011 11:59AM

Duhg Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yagirll,
> >
> > You are 15, right? did you know you can give
> > blowies to adults?
> >
> >
> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5GV84sP-YUk/TflNdAe5iUI/
>
> >
> AAAAAAAAQVQ/UY5aEB9a7UQ/s1600/Minor+Dating+Chart.j
>
> > pg
>
>
> Youd better look into the crime of contributing to
> the deliquency of a minor before you take action
> on this information.



I'm sure there are a dozen crimes that could be associated with such an action, it just surprises me that it's not specifically prohibited.

To start with the only "legal" sex is missionary between a married couple. True Story.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: July 16, 2011 10:59PM

yagirll Wrote:
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> CERTenly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > yagirll Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > no, thats y i give hand
> >
> > That's CERTenly disgusting! You are CERTenly a
> > little whore who will almost CERTenly end up
> with
> > 2 kids and 3 venereal diseases by the age of
> 18.
>
>
> how can i get a disease if i give out hand jobs
> and not bj's


Can't be a serious question, naaaaaah.

==================================================================================================
"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 17, 2011 02:51AM

Shadow Wrote:
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> Why couldn't you have just let this thread die
> quietly, yagirl?


Shadow, do you enjoy giving guys BJ's? You must, right?

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 19, 2011 04:00AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:59PM by Alias.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 19, 2011 04:26AM

Alias....

Hittin' doods where it hurts...

Premature ejaculation...

You are an inferior man if you cum quickly...

Signatures are for fags

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 19, 2011 05:15AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:50PM by Alias.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 19, 2011 09:56AM

I believe this one might.........
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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: hag ()
Date: July 19, 2011 12:50PM

Alias Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Alias....
>
> > Hittin' doods where it hurts...
>
> > Premature ejaculation...
>
> > You are an inferior man if you cum quickly...
>
> I don't actually think that .... except for
> shriveled up dicks like the "Hag".


Just cant bring yourself to answering a simple question, can you?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: July 19, 2011 02:50PM

Animals in the wild dont make sweet sweet love in the moonlight for hours. they usually get their business done in record time. So is that what separates Mankind from the rest of the animal kingdom?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Hank Moody ()
Date: July 19, 2011 02:51PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> Animals in the wild dont make sweet sweet love in
> the moonlight for hours. they usually get their
> business done in record time. So is that what
> separates Mankind from the rest of the animal
> kingdom?

Spooning?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 19, 2011 03:00PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> Animals in the wild dont make sweet sweet love in
> the moonlight for hours. they usually get their
> business done in record time. So is that what
> separates Mankind from the rest of the animal
> kingdom?


Naw.......it's just the blowjobs.

Most men are done in record time with them too.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: not really ()
Date: July 19, 2011 03:04PM

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> ferfux Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Animals in the wild dont make sweet sweet love
> in
> > the moonlight for hours. they usually get their
> > business done in record time. So is that what
> > separates Mankind from the rest of the animal
> > kingdom?
>
>
> Naw.......it's just the blowjobs.
>
> Most men are done in record time with them too.


Actually, most animals, especially cats, will do the deed for days. Continuous banging away.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: July 19, 2011 03:20PM

not really Wrote:
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> SoylentGreen Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ferfux Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Animals in the wild dont make sweet sweet
> love
> > in
> > > the moonlight for hours. they usually get
> their
> > > business done in record time. So is that
> what
> > > separates Mankind from the rest of the animal
> > > kingdom?
> >
> >
> > Naw.......it's just the blowjobs.
> >
> > Most men are done in record time with them too.
>
>
> Actually, most animals, especially cats, will do
> the deed for days. Continuous banging away.


that makes no sense. Time and energy spent prowling for food or resting would be better spent than being in a marathon of intercourse. Come on now.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: July 19, 2011 07:39PM

I have pointed out that the term "giving head" is NOT just a woman giving a blow-job to a male...

It is the act of a person (male / female) using their "head" (mouth / tongue etc...) on the genitalia of another person to give them pleasure / reach orgasm.

It amazes me how many people never have put this together and still think that giving "head" is only female to male.

---------

Although, even in 2011, I can imagine hearing a conversation going something like this:

Girl 1 - Yes! Bob gives such great head, it is amazing.
Girl 2 - Did Bob's boyfriend tell you that?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 20, 2011 12:03AM

still no girls answer the question

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 20, 2011 02:29AM

hag Wrote:
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> Just cant bring yourself to answering a simple
> question, can you?


It's a stupid question.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 06:06PM by Alias.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: harrassed ()
Date: July 20, 2011 02:43AM

Alias Wrote:
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> hag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Just cant bring yourself to answering a simple
> > question, can you?
>
>
> It's a stupid question.

No actually asshole it's a stupid question when someone calls you up in the middle of the night and starts hounding you about what is the meaning of beancakes and stupid shit about going on the loaf. it's fucking stupid and borderline harassment.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 20, 2011 03:45AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:47PM by Alias.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Well ()
Date: July 20, 2011 08:20AM

It may be none of our business whether she enjoy givings blow jobs, but to say it's a stupid question implies every female enjoys giving blow jobs and that isnt true.

Id guess Alias would answer yes she does, but hasnt given one in 30 years.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: July 20, 2011 09:11AM

Well Wrote:
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> It may be none of our business whether she enjoy
> givings blow jobs, but to say it's a stupid
> question implies every female enjoys giving blow
> jobs and that isnt true.
>
> Id guess Alias would answer yes she does, but
> hasnt given one in 30 years.


Yes, it is a stupid question. On many levels. The question was directed towards the female posters here. A limited number of people since no one really knows what gender half the posters are to begin with.

Follow that up with the question was only asked for shock value by a very bored individual.

Follow that up with while the question is absolute, the answer could never be. Far too many variables involved. Could you say beyond a shadow of a doubt that you enjoy going down on women? All women, all the time no matter the circumstances?

And finally, why do posters take so little known information, expand it in their minds to the point that they've convinced they know the person as if they have been walking next to them their entire lives?

I'd guess that your guess is based on your own beliefs and life experiences.

Not hers.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Someone ()
Date: July 20, 2011 10:40AM

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> Well Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It may be none of our business whether she
> enjoy
> > givings blow jobs, but to say it's a stupid
> > question implies every female enjoys giving
> blow
> > jobs and that isnt true.
> >
> > Id guess Alias would answer yes she does, but
> > hasnt given one in 30 years.
>
>
> Yes, it is a stupid question. On many levels.
> The question was directed towards the female
> posters here. A limited number of people since no
> one really knows what gender half the posters are
> to begin with.
>
> Follow that up with the question was only asked
> for shock value by a very bored individual.
>
> Follow that up with while the question is
> absolute, the answer could never be. Far too many
> variables involved. Could you say beyond a shadow
> of a doubt that you enjoy going down on women?
> All women, all the time no matter the
> circumstances?
>
> And finally, why do posters take so little known
> information, expand it in their minds to the point
> that they've convinced they know the person as if
> they have been walking next to them their entire
> lives?
>
> I'd guess that your guess is based on your own
> beliefs and life experiences.
>
> Not hers.


I think someone has a crush on Alias. She'll be thrilled.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 20, 2011 11:12AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:46PM by Alias.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: July 20, 2011 11:33AM

You're intelectually compatible! You should get together.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: July 20, 2011 12:18PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> still no girls answer the question


Answering the question would not be sensible. It would probably result in being called an attention whore or worse. There is no way to win.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: No appeal ()
Date: July 20, 2011 01:10PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > still no girls answer the question
>
>
> Answering the question would not be sensible. It
> would probably result in being called an attention
> whore or worse. There is no way to win.


It's nice to see we here in VA still live in the 1950s. Wow! What a revelation women might actually enjoy sex!

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: July 20, 2011 02:40PM

By not answering the question, or saying the question is not sensible, you've answered the question.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: July 20, 2011 02:44PM

It's possible.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: July 20, 2011 02:52PM

No appeal Wrote:
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>
> It's nice to see we here in VA still live in the
> 1950s. Wow! What a revelation women might
> actually enjoy sex!

I think you missed the point. This has nothing to do with cultural norms or my views of human sexuality.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 20, 2011 06:46PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> No appeal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > It's nice to see we here in VA still live in
> the
> > 1950s. Wow! What a revelation women might
> > actually enjoy sex!
>
> I think you missed the point. This has nothing to
> do with cultural norms or my views of human
> sexuality.


I kind of see your point. Yes, I partly asked the question out of boredom and because I knew I wouldn't get a serious response, but rather the usual FFXU off-topic thread-derailing bullshit instead (which I love, by the way, don't get me wrong). But I also find it interesting that the women on this forum aren't willing to discuss sex in an open and frank way the same as the men. Why is that? Every male poster on this forum has at one time or other said something to the effect of "I'd hit that" or "I'd totally fuck her" or "I'd bang that chick till next Tuesday".....whatever. "Hot or Not" threads are a forum staple, for god's sakes. The women never say anything remotely like that. Is it because women are just more civilized than men, or is it because, like the unregistered poster above implied, they feel uncomfortable expressing that same level of sexuality in the open, in mixed company? If so, it does seem to me that he has a point. Why so sheepish about sex? It's the year 2011. Why do the women of this forum refrain so much from expressing any kind of sexuality, to the point that, as I've pointed out in another thread, half the time we don't even know who the female posters are! It's like they're afraid to even admit that they're women.

think about it.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Come on, give miz a cheap thrill ()
Date: July 20, 2011 06:53PM

Let's go ladies, let's hear all the details sordid or otherwise. If your boyfriend licks your butthole, we wanna hear it, if he cleans the clingons off your ass crack with his molars, let it out. If he bangs you in the ass then makes you clean his cock, roar it out. Don't deny Miz his cheap opportunity for a masturbation session. Give him his thrill. He'd do it for you!

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 20, 2011 06:55PM

seriously, I think I made a good point there.

comment?

Genevieve?

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Barbie ()
Date: July 20, 2011 07:03PM

Conie Wrote:
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> I luv Mizo.
>
> I think he's endearing, hilariously daring,
> ironically immature,...and so much more.


You should fix him up with your daughter.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: July 20, 2011 07:23PM

I wonder if we can get Cary to combine all of these Miz Queries.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: funny ()
Date: July 20, 2011 10:18PM

ProVallone Wrote:
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> By not answering the question, or saying the
> question is not sensible, you've answered the
> question.


lol

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: The Answer ()
Date: July 20, 2011 10:42PM

The unfortunate reason the women refuse to answer is because they can't. They have become neutered. Perhaps it's menopause, perhaps it's year of denying their sexuality, whatever it is most women over the age of 40 are sexually dead.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 21, 2011 01:00AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:43PM by Alias.

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 21, 2011 01:30AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:42PM by Alias.

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Re: girls, do you like giving BJ's?
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 21, 2011 01:42AM

OH MY GOD.....

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Posted by: Alias ()
Date: July 21, 2011 01:53AM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2012 05:41PM by Alias.

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