We really need an Ask The Black Man topic here...

"How annoying is it when white people try to talk like black people?"

NiggaPlz Wrote:
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> We really need an Ask The Black Man topic here...
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> "How annoying is it when white people try to talk
> like black people?"


It's only slightly less annoying than white people who pretend to care what a black man thinks.

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WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > We really need an Ask The Black Man topic
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> > "How annoying is it when white people try to
> talk
> > like black people?"
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>
> It's only slightly less annoying than white people
> who pretend to care what a black man thinks.


So true. As a white man, I couldn't care less what a black man thinks "as a black man". I do care what that person might think about something as just another person, though.

Why is Lil Wayne so popular?

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How many baby mama's you got now?..

You got a job yet?.

6X Wrote:
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> How many baby mama's you got now?..
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> You got a job yet?.


This is a three part question....

You got kids?
How Many?
Who many Mommas?

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Why is Lil Wayne so popular?


Because The Man makes it so.

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6X Wrote:
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> How many baby mama's you got now?..
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8

> You got a job yet?.


Being a baby daddy.

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> > How many baby mama's you got now?..
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> > You got a job yet?.
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> This is a three part question....
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> You got kids?

Yes

> How Many?

8

> Who many Mommas?

3

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Why are there only one set of black twins in the whole world?

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JBass Wrote:
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> > How many baby mama's you got now?..
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> > You got a job yet?.
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> This is a three part question....
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> You got kids?
> How Many?
> Who many Mommas?


Wut?

Baby mommas = 3

Job = 0

Kids = more then 3

Why not just ask Harry Tuttle? He's quite niggardly.

I may be genetically black... but I am not mentally black..

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Do you brush your teeth?

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Wait, Harry's black?

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graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Wait, Harry's black?


Yes, now you'll have to hate him.

dika-dika Wrote:
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> Do you brush your teeth?

Yes...front and back... top and bottom... Twice a day... I brush my gums, tongue, and roof of my mouth also..


graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Wait, Harry's black?

Define "black"...

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> Yes...front and back... top and bottom... Twice a
> day... I brush my gums, tongue, and roof of my
> mouth also..
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> Define "black"...


Do you go to a dentist regularily (twice a year) for cleanings. Do you have a dental plan?

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Yes...front and back... top and bottom... Twice a
> day... I brush my gums, tongue, and roof of my
> mouth also..
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> Define "black"...

Every time I brush my tongue, I here millions of tastes buds screaming.

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graymoose1 Wrote:
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> > > Do you brush your teeth?
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> > Yes...front and back... top and bottom... Twice
> a
> > day... I brush my gums, tongue, and roof of my
> > mouth also..
> >
> >
> > graymoose1 Wrote:
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> > > Wait, Harry's black?
> >
> > Define "black"...
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> Every time I brush my tongue, I here millions of
> tastes buds screaming.


Hillbilly spelling

dika-dika Wrote:
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> Do you go to a dentist regularily (twice a year)
> for cleanings. Do you have a dental plan?

I go once a year... Yes, I have a dental plan...

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Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > Do you go to a dentist regularily (twice a
> year)
> > for cleanings. Do you have a dental plan?
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> I go once a year... Yes, I have a dental plan...


Good you are rare.

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Unfortunately, you are not...

dika-dika Wrote:
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> Good you are rare.

Signatures are for fags

Why do all black men's breff smell like toof rot?

Why are white people always pegged as the most racist? Other races are just as racist.

Do you understand the phrase "wait your turn"?

Why can't black people pronounce "th"? It's always with an F.

Why do you have to be so loud and obnoxious when entering a new space?
Why is it so hard to work like white people?
Why do you always drive in the left lanes, even when making right-hand turns?
Why don't you like black women?
What is so appealing about fat,white-trash?
Why do have so many pairs of shoes?
Doen't it make it hard running away from the police in those baggy pants?

Why menthol?
Don't you think "chill'n" is overused?
Why did you ruin MTV?
Why did you Hi-jack all McDonalds commericals?
Why can't you fight someone one-on-one?
Don't you think pretty white women are only nice to you out of politness, not because they want your smelly dick?
Why can't you swim?
Why are you bothered by Jews?
Don't you wish you were white?

How come your dick is so big?

why do you get teeth that make you look like jaws from the James Bond movies?

why are you so loud?

what is the purpose of "corn rowing" your hair?

same thing for dreadlocks. don't you feel dirty?

why can't you come up with original music instead of using someone else's and changing the words and adding a drum beat?

why do you wear shorts past your knees and have on crew socks?

why do you get tattoos in black ink? why not yellow or silver?

why is watermelon and chicken so appealing?

are you afraid of condoms?

why would you dump thousands of dollars in a 1991 chevy caprice when its totaled value is $200?

Shouldnt it be questions to ax a black man not ask?

Why is it, when your white baby mama posts your bail, you say " It's a gif "

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chinesequeefer Wrote:
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> why do you get teeth that make you look like jaws
> from the James Bond movies? My teeth be good I haz a dental plan
>
> why are you so loud? My momma waz deaf in one ear
>
> what is the purpose of "corn rowing" your hair? I shaves ma head.
>
> same thing for dreadlocks. don't you feel dirty? I shaves ma head.
>
> why can't you come up with original music instead
> of using someone else's and changing the words and
> adding a drum beat? I lovez me some mc hammer and rick jamez
>
> why do you wear shorts past your knees and have on
> crew socks? Damn! I do dat dont I? i dont knows
>
> why do you get tattoos in black ink? why not
> yellow or silver? I iz kinna skarred of needlez i gots no tattooz.
>
> why is watermelon and chicken so appealing? GOtchya proteens an fiber all in one meal.
>
> are you afraid of condoms? No I jus dont buy em.
>
> why would you dump thousands of dollars in a 1991
> chevy caprice when its totaled value is $200? I drives a 09 gran marquis.


Yours in Christ
Black Adam

Why do you park in the Fire Zone at the store?
Why can't you gather with 15 other black without a shooting or stabbing?
Why do you use "black" as an excuse for lazieness and stupidity?
Does it bother you that European blacks are more successful than American blacks?
Why do you pastors scream?
Why do you wear the matching shirt/short sets?
Why do you claim to have rhythm and soul, but not play any instruments?
Why do yopu claim to be origional, but all you rap crap sounds the same?
Why don't you have grass in your front yard?
Why don’t you ever volunteer to clean your own neighborhood or schools?

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> Why do you park in the Fire Zone at the store?

Starbucks, PanAm Shopping Center. Any day of the week some stupid 20something white kid will be not only parked in the fire lane but blocking the exit. And they laugh and wave when anyone blows the horn at them.

> Why can't you gather with 15 other black without a
> shooting or stabbing?

See a lot of this do you? Never been to a sporting event have you? On the other hand, white folk only require one or two people to gather in order to harm one another.

> Why do you use "black" as an excuse for lazieness
> and stupidity?

Got me there because I didn't know they did. Perhaps you're confusing your own laziness and stupidity as being the fault of black people?

> Does it bother you that European blacks are more
> successful than American blacks?

Seriously? They've held a higher office than President of the United States? They aren't even successful in getting out of Europe.

> Why do you pastors scream?

Passion and showmanship. Why does Wayne Newton think he can sing?

> Why do you wear the matching shirt/short sets?

Why do you not? Too much trouble to pick out matching clothing when you come to every morning?

> Why do you claim to have rhythm and soul, but not
> play any instruments?

Jimi, Dizzy, Louis, George Clinton, Nat King Cole, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Duke Ellington, Scott Joplin, B.B.King and on and on...there's more names than you've got brain cells.

> Why do yopu claim to be origional, but all you rap
> crap sounds the same?

Maybe you should ask Eminem? Why do all operas sound the same to 95% of the worlds population?

> Why don't you have grass in your front yard?

Unlike white folk, they aren't afraid to actually use their front yards.

> Why don’t you ever volunteer to clean your own
> neighborhood or schools?

I've often wondered this exact same thing. The black families in my neighborhood NEVER volunteer to clean up my street or my kid's school. The crackers in the neighborhood wouldn't be caught dead cleaning up anything either but that doesn't fit your stereotype does it?

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What has six legs and cries "ho de doe"?

Why do you choose to drink orange soda?
Why do you only eat fried food?
Does it bother you that Jews have become successful after being repressed many many years before?
Why do you all have handicap decals hanging from your car mirrors?
Why malt liquor?
Why can't you smoke a cigarette without soaking the butt?
Have you ever bought a father's day card?
Where did you leave your gold fist?

do u have a job?

Why do you invest more money into footwear than dental care?
Why does the interior of your car look like crap?
Why do you have a couch on your front porch?
Why do you take a one-syllable word and add either “isha” or “ika” ,and name your daughter?
Why can’t you be more like Urkel?
Why do you lay down when you drive?
Why can’t you close your mouth when you chew food?
How many “your mama” jokes have you told in your lifetime?

Why do you go off when you are in McDonalds? Calling 911 because they run out of McNuggets. Attack the minimum wage clerks who haev nothing to do with it. Yell and scream when you go inside. Cut to the front of the line and lastly no matter how good or bad the food is you demand your money back

Would a black guy fuck Casey Anthony.

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A black guy will fuck anything. Why do you think they all have AIDS?

Do the 20 airfresheners hanging from the mirror get in the way?

What happened to the Negro College Fund? Afterall a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Does sickle cell hurt?
Who is your favorite black superhero?

Q: Why do you insist on leaving your car running in front of the 7-11 with your subwoofer pumping away while you purchase your 40oz. when you don't have the A/C running?

Q: Do those beads hanging off your corn rows hurt?

Q: Do 22" rims that cost $1,500 for the set really add $1,500 in value to your car?

Q: Do the 22" rims make your car go faster?

Q: Do you also use "tire wet" on the inside of your tires, too?

Q: How can you drive with the seat reclined so far back?

Why only last names like Brown, White, Black, Green? Why not Blue, Orange, Yellow?
Why can't you sit still?
Are black comedians really that funny?
Aren't you tied of blaming the white man?
When was the last time you picked cotton?
Why do you feel if you are employed by the Government that you don't have to work?

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> Q: Why do you insist on leaving your car running
> in front of the 7-11 with your subwoofer pumping
> away while you purchase your 40oz. when you don't
> have the A/C running?
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> Q: Do those beads hanging off your corn rows
> hurt?
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> Q: Do 22" rims that cost $1,500 for the set really
> add $1,500 in value to your car?
>

More like $1500 a piece and no. No they do not.

> Q: Do the 22" rims make your car go faster?

To the contrary, they typically weigh more and throw off the factory axle ratio, thus slowing the car and straining vital parts like, say the Transmission.



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What happened to Ebonics?
Why are the whites of your eyes usually yellow?
Is it that hard to sit up straight?
Why Dr, Lil,Mc,..?
Why end every sentence with "Know what I'm say'n"?
Whay happened to "Jive Turkey"?
Why do you drop the "S" where it belongs at the end of a word but add a "S" where it doesn't?
Why do you waste money on tatoos?
Why are you black everywhere but the bottom of you feet and hands?

I'M NOT EVEN BLACK AND I WOULD