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want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 23, 2011 09:14PM

how can I accomplish this?

would any women here be willing to do this?

I'm not even joking. PM me if interested. I'll make it feel real good for you. I'm really nice and you would probably like me if you gave me a chance. I don't understand why this would be considered creepy. It's not a big deal. Why do women act like this? Just let me put it in there, it will only take a couple of minutes. If more women did this for more men, there would not be so much war in the world. Why do women act like they are standing on a pedestal, like they are made out of solid gold? They are not. If they just bent over and let me do it, it would make this world a better place to live in. We can do it in two minutes. Maybe 30 seconds. I don't understand why women act like they cannot be touched, like they are so valuable that they cannot even be looked at. Why do they act like this? Hoocoodanode won't even write more than two words back to me when I PM her. Why does she get to act like she is so high and mighty, and I am so low and unworthy and like a pile of dirt, to be spat on? I am not dirt. I am good. Just because I do not look like Tyrone Power does not mean that you can treat me like common dirt. I deserve to love, and to be loved, like everyone else. I am an ugly man, but that does not mean I am dirt. Why do you treat me this way?
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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 23, 2011 09:17PM

what the hell...go on craigslist!
oh and why saved by the bell?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/23/2011 09:19PM by yagirll.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: mr rapist ()
Date: June 23, 2011 09:20PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> how can I accomplish this?
>
> would any women here be willing to do this?
>
> I'm not even joking. PM me if interested.

I'll
> make it feel real good for you.

I'm really nice
> and you would probably like me if you gave me a
> chance. I don't understand why this would be
> considered creepy. It's not a big deal. Why do
> women act like this?

Just let me put it in there,
> it will only take a couple of minutes

. If more
> women did this for more men, there would not be so
> much war in the world. Why do women act like they
> are standing on a pedestal, like they are made out
> of solid gold? They are not.

If they just bent
> over and let me do it

, it would make this world a
> better place to live in.

We can do it in two
> minutes. Maybe 30 seconds

. I don't understand why
> women act like they cannot be touched, like they
> are so valuable that they cannot even be looked
> at. Why do they act like this? Hoocoodanode won't
> even write more than two words back to me when I
> PM her. Why does she get to act like she is so
> high and mighty, and I am so low and unworthy and
> like a pile of dirt, to be spat on? I am not dirt.
> I am good. Just because I do not look like Tyrone
> Power does not mean that you can treat me like
> common dirt. I deserve to love, and to be loved,
> like everyone else. I am an ugly man, but that
> does not mean I am dirt. Why do you treat me this
> way?
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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 23, 2011 09:22PM

mr rapist Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > how can I accomplish this?
> >
> > would any women here be willing to do this?
> >
> > I'm not even joking. PM me if interested. I'll
> > make it feel real good for you. I'm really nice
> > and you would probably like me if you gave me a
> > chance. I don't understand why this would be
> > considered creepy. It's not a big deal. Why do
> > women act like this? Just let me put it in
> there,
> > it will only take a couple of minutes. If more
> > women did this for more men, there would not be
> so
> > much war in the world. Why do women act like
> they
> > are standing on a pedestal, like they are made
> out
> > of solid gold? They are not. If they just bent
> > over and let me do it, it would make this world
> a
> > better place to live in. We can do it in two
> > minutes. Maybe 30 seconds. I don't understand
> why
> > women act like they cannot be touched, like
> they
> > are so valuable that they cannot even be looked
> > at. Why do they act like this? Hoocoodanode
> won't
> > even write more than two words back to me when
> I
> > PM her. Why does she get to act like she is so
> > high and mighty, and I am so low and unworthy
> and
> > like a pile of dirt, to be spat on? I am not
> dirt.
> > I am good. Just because I do not look like
> Tyrone
> > Power does not mean that you can treat me like
> > common dirt. I deserve to love, and to be
> loved,
> > like everyone else. I am an ugly man, but that
> > does not mean I am dirt. Why do you treat me
> this
> > way?


hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz mr.misery is rapin everybody out there

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Antoine D. ()
Date: June 23, 2011 09:26PM

yagirll Wrote:
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> mr rapist Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr. Misery Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > how can I accomplish this?
> > >
> > > would any women here be willing to do this?
> > >
> > > I'm not even joking. PM me if interested.
> I'll
> > > make it feel real good for you. I'm really
> nice
> > > and you would probably like me if you gave me
> a
> > > chance. I don't understand why this would be
> > > considered creepy. It's not a big deal. Why
> do
> > > women act like this? Just let me put it in
> > there,
> > > it will only take a couple of minutes. If
> more
> > > women did this for more men, there would not
> be
> > so
> > > much war in the world. Why do women act like
> > they
> > > are standing on a pedestal, like they are
> made
> > out
> > > of solid gold? They are not. If they just
> bent
> > > over and let me do it, it would make this
> world
> > a
> > > better place to live in. We can do it in two
> > > minutes. Maybe 30 seconds. I don't understand
> > why
> > > women act like they cannot be touched, like
> > they
> > > are so valuable that they cannot even be
> looked
> > > at. Why do they act like this? Hoocoodanode
> > won't
> > > even write more than two words back to me
> when
> > I
> > > PM her. Why does she get to act like she is
> so
> > > high and mighty, and I am so low and unworthy
> > and
> > > like a pile of dirt, to be spat on? I am not
> > dirt.
> > > I am good. Just because I do not look like
> > Tyrone
> > > Power does not mean that you can treat me
> like
> > > common dirt. I deserve to love, and to be
> > loved,
> > > like everyone else. I am an ugly man, but
> that
> > > does not mean I am dirt. Why do you treat me
> > this
> > > way?
>
>

hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz
mr.misery is rapin everybody out there





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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 23, 2011 09:28PM

why do women act like rape is such a big deal? If a man got rapped by a woman, I'll bet he wouldn't complain.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 23, 2011 09:35PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> why do women act like rape is such a big deal? If
> a man got rapped by a woman, I'll bet he wouldn't
> complain.

Rape isn't usually about sex. It's about power and control. Most men don't complain because of the stigma attached to a guy who complains about a woman raping him. In reality, I bet it's just as degrading for a man as it is a woman.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: HaHa ()
Date: June 23, 2011 10:00PM

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 23, 2011 10:15PM

HaHa Wrote:
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> .


so many questions

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 24, 2011 12:46AM

why do women act like they're all that?

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: doodoobrown spectacular ()
Date: June 24, 2011 02:13AM

Just make Sure to lube up and take it slow or you will never get back in

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Stop! Hammer Time! ()
Date: June 24, 2011 02:17AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> why do women act like rape is such a big deal? If
> a man got rapped by a woman, I'll bet he wouldn't
> complain.

I had a chick rapp me once. She waa no Missy Elliot....

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: June 24, 2011 04:52AM

Stop! Hammer Time! Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > why do women act like rape is such a big deal?
> If
> > a man got rapped by a woman, I'll bet he
> wouldn't
> > complain.
>
> I had a chick rapp me once. She waa no Missy
> Elliot....


its yer fwipenifanyak

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 24, 2011 06:21PM

just got done fucking this woman in the ass. She was all hot and a supermodel, and I was like 13. She wanted a relationship, but I just said hey, I don't go in for that stuff. Sorry, toots.
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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: peat. ()
Date: June 25, 2011 01:48AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> just got done fucking this woman in the ass. She
> was all hot and a supermodel, and I was like 13.
> She wanted a relationship, but I just said hey, I
> don't go in for that stuff. Sorry, toots.


you're miserable.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: June 26, 2011 05:10PM

or gorgeous and rich ..that my MO. well, i wished i could be 1/3 ain't bad

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 29, 2011 02:32AM

I'm going to fuck a woman till she cums and then make her eat the cum, then feed the cum to my dog, then make her eat the cum that the dog throws up, like the dog that she is.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: in reality... ()
Date: June 29, 2011 03:40AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I'm going to fuck my female dog till she cums and
> then swallow the cum of my dog, then I'll feed her my cum and
> then eat the cum that she throws up,
> like the sick fuck that I am.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 29, 2011 03:42AM

why are girls so pretty?

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: rhetorical question ()
Date: June 29, 2011 03:46AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> why are girls so pretty?


why are you so gay?

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: June 29, 2011 03:48AM

uhh lost me at i'm gonna eat that cum heh

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: June 29, 2011 03:48AM

o wait ..you're straight, carry on!

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: June 29, 2011 09:25AM

What ever happened to just getting laid, eating a sandwich and leaving?

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 29, 2011 01:51PM

You're so old fashioned, Pro.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 29, 2011 01:54PM

why is Alisa so mad?

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 22, 2011 07:35PM

bump-it

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Jimmi ()
Date: July 22, 2011 07:44PM

Misery, you ever fuck your cat, when your drunk. Tell us about it. Your stories are very funny. Your good for this site and hope you stay.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Little Jimmi ()
Date: July 22, 2011 07:50PM

Uncle Misery, did you ever fuck the divide in your couch, what an open bottle of Paul Newman Salad dressing. Do you mind if I call you Uncle?

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Little jimmi ()
Date: July 22, 2011 07:58PM

Uncle Misery, I'm 12 years old and think you know alot about the "birds and the bees", I need somebody to teach me, I'm an orphan with no Daddy. Did you everr catch a bullfrog amd fuck it in the mouth? Is that safe sex?

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Little jimmi ()
Date: July 22, 2011 08:03PM

Ok, Uncle Misery, my stepmother says I have to go to bed now. I'll talk to you tommorrow. I love you Uncle Misery!! XXXXXXOOOOOOOXXXXXXX

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Don't go!! ()
Date: July 22, 2011 08:05PM

Don't go Little jimmi! I think you're a great asset to this site

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Little jimmi ()
Date: July 22, 2011 08:10PM

I gotta brush my teeth and say my prayers. I'm gonna say a special prayer for my Uncle Misery, I love him so much, and he's so good and kind. He's gonna be my pretend daddy. Love you all and God bless you. XXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOVXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Don't do!! ()
Date: July 22, 2011 08:12PM

LOL...you went off the fucking page Little jimmi!

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 23, 2011 12:32AM

hahahahahaha you went off the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Little jimmi ()
Date: July 23, 2011 11:05AM

Hi Uncle Misery, thank you for the email. No, I don't touch myself there, and I don't let anyone touch my special places. I'll send you some of my unddies, how come you want them? Yes, I like to go to the park. Did you eveer fuck a chocalate ice cream cone on the beach. See you next time.XXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOO Love youXXXXXXOOOO. Little jimmi (yourr friend)

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 24, 2011 12:28AM

where's my woman

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: this is why you were swatted ()
Date: August 04, 2015 03:33AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> why do women act like rape is such a big deal? If
> a man got rapped by a woman, I'll bet he wouldn't
> complain.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: August 04, 2015 06:51AM

Why people pull up a old thread, and it's all about banishing bowels?

Anal=don't do it!

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: monkey in the ass ()
Date: August 04, 2015 06:58AM

Mr Misery fucked little monkey Lizzie in the ass. I think that's as close to getting a woman as he will get

Brown onion/eesh is sad because he wanted the miz to poke him

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: nahhh ()
Date: August 04, 2015 08:52AM

Unfortunately for you, nothing like that ever happened LOL there are texts showing lizzie was getting it in with someone and it wasn't miz hahaha

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Anonaposter ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:07AM

:O
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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: yawn ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:11AM

Now how could they be fake if the cops read them off her phone and the moronic people had printed out the emails lol nice fail though

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Radford University ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:12AM

Go to Redford University. It is full of stupid, blonde and available girls.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Megynlynn ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:15AM

Anonaposter Wrote:
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> :O

Surprisingly similar to the messages I never remembered receiving or sending but with my name attached by an anonymous poster.

Stinks of set up.
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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Megynlynn ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:17AM

Also someone needs to update their software, upgrade their phone or stop using wifi apps to text fake messages.

I have had an apple for almost a year now and my texting window never looked like that outdated shit.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: didnt even bother to change time ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:28AM


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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: FAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUHH ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:31AM

Massive failure

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: nobody beats the miz ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:35AM

nahhh Wrote:
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> Unfortunately for you, nothing like that ever
> happened LOL there are texts showing lizzie was
> getting it in with someone and it wasn't miz
> hahaha


So Lizzie was whoring around behind Misery's back. What's new? She's just as incapable as misery in forming long term relationships. She backstabs and steals from everyone.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Megynlynn ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:42AM

FAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUHH Wrote:
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> Massive failure


Bahahahahahhahahahhshahhaha
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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: NOBBA BOBBA LABBA SNOBBA ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:42AM

Nope. Can't be whoring around if you're not with that person. As you saw, she had to tell him over and over again that they weren't together. And she doesn't back stab anyone, she stabs them in the front, its called payback. She doesn't go around fucking with people unless they do something first. She's also never stolen from anyone so try again. Her longest relationship was with her high school sweetheart of half a decade, so she's capable of quite a bit. You just think you know someone based on some posts on a website.

Anywho, everyone has beaten and exposed him. It's why he's back in the mental hospital again lmao

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: Reign Of Terror ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:49AM

How come the police didn't think it was theft?

Both Fairfax and Loudoun county.

How come the commonwealth's attorney told the police to return lizzie HER laptop?

Megan and eesh both heard the voicemail. Lizzie stole nothing. He gave her the laptop, tried taking it back then tried to get her into more trouble by lying and saying she stole his meds.

She doesn't even take her own, why would she want his? LMAO

He's a failure at everything he does. And all this trouble he's caused and all these lies he has told is all going to come back to haunt him.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: DUMB FUCKING FUCK ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:51AM

file.php?40,file=195959,filename=2015-07

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: fucking pill head junkie ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:53AM

Perhaps that's why he couldn't find his fucking medication. Popping pills then saying stole it.

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Re: want to fuck a woman in the ass
Posted by: someone ()
Date: August 04, 2015 11:54AM

Someone*

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