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I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Asshole ()
Date: June 07, 2011 09:56PM

So this lady lives next door and I think she's pretty fuckable. She looks to be maybe in her 40s and I'm in my early 20s. She's currently going through a separation from her husband (who still lives there) and for some reason that makes me want to fuck her even more. Does that make me an asshole? I don't want her husband to murder me...

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Date: June 07, 2011 10:00PM

Asshole Wrote:
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> So this lady lives next door and I think she's
> pretty fuckable. She looks to be maybe in her 40s
> and I'm in my early 20s. She's currently going
> through a separation from her husband (who still
> lives there) and for some reason that makes me
> want to fuck her even more. Does that make me an
> asshole? I don't want her husband to murder me...

Ask Ron Goldman if it's a good idea to try to fuck someone's wife...

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Alcohol ()
Date: June 07, 2011 10:38PM

Get her drunk!

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 07, 2011 10:55PM

Asshole Wrote:
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> So this lady lives next door and I think she's
> pretty fuckable. She looks to be maybe in her 40s




Pics or GTFO.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: go4it ()
Date: June 07, 2011 10:55PM

women in their 40s and men in their 20s have the same sex drive and are highly compatible. chances are she wants you to bang her as much as you want to.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Asshole ()
Date: June 07, 2011 10:57PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Asshole Wrote:
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> > So this lady lives next door and I think she's
> > pretty fuckable. She looks to be maybe in her
> 40s
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>
>
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> Pics or GTFO.

The other day she was bending over outside. I was tempted to look up her dress but her daughter was right there.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 07, 2011 10:58PM

How old's the daughter?

Asshole Wrote:
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> The other day she was bending over outside. I was
> tempted to look up her dress but her daughter was
> right there.

I take my leave you Harry Tuttle, as your unwillingness to grow and mature disgusts even someone as tolerant and accommodating as myself.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 07, 2011 10:59PM

If she's a renter, fuck her senseless, especially if the hubby has already moved out.

If you are both owners, don't do it. You will have to look at her and possibly see the hubby creeping around if they reconcile. Even if it doesn't bother you, chances are the woman will show some discomfort or maybe even spill the beans leading grudge-for-life.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Asshole ()
Date: June 07, 2011 11:03PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> How old's the daughter?

Not old enough. Lol

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 07, 2011 11:05PM

Improbable...

Asshole Wrote:
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> Not old enough. Lol

I take my leave you Harry Tuttle, as your unwillingness to grow and mature disgusts even someone as tolerant and accommodating as myself.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Date: June 07, 2011 11:06PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Improbable...
>
> Asshole Wrote:
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> > Not old enough. Lol


Now that made me laugh.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Funny_Guy ()
Date: June 08, 2011 07:47AM

Leave her seductive "Secret Admirer" Notes. Women love that stuff.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: go4it ()
Date: June 08, 2011 07:56AM

Funny_Guy Wrote:
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> Leave her seductive "Secret Admirer" Notes. Women
> love that stuff.


afraid not... that would creep me out.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Funny_Guy ()
Date: June 08, 2011 08:08AM

go4it Wrote:
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> Funny_Guy Wrote:
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> > Leave her seductive "Secret Admirer" Notes.
> Women
> > love that stuff.
>
>
> afraid not... that would creep me out.

Not for 40 year old's. lol

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Date: June 08, 2011 08:22AM

Ask if she would like a cockmeat sandwich.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: LOLfer ()
Date: June 08, 2011 08:25AM

Is her daughter hot?

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: pedabear ()
Date: June 08, 2011 09:25AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Improbable...
>
> Asshole Wrote:
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> > Not old enough. Lol


If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Hey Now ()
Date: June 08, 2011 01:25PM

pedabear Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> > Improbable...
> >
> > Asshole Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Not old enough. Lol
>
>
> If she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to
> breed.


If they are old enough to sit at the table, they are old enough to eat.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Ben Dover ()
Date: June 08, 2011 01:44PM

You guys are just not riiiiight. LOL
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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: June 08, 2011 02:03PM

Looks like a monkey fucking a elephant.

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Asshole ()
Date: June 08, 2011 03:12PM

How do I appeal to an older woman like this one? Should I just act my age or pretend to be older?

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: mcsmack ()
Date: June 08, 2011 03:27PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Asshole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So this lady lives next door and I think she's
> > pretty fuckable. She looks to be maybe in her
> 40s
> > and I'm in my early 20s. She's currently going
> > through a separation from her husband (who
> still
> > lives there) and for some reason that makes me
> > want to fuck her even more. Does that make me
> an
> > asshole? I don't want her husband to murder
> me...
>
> Ask Ron Goldman if it's a good idea to try to fuck
> someone's wife...
>
>

Ha! That dude was doing more than just taking a nap in that pic. If you want to ask Ron anything you're going to need a shovel.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Date: June 08, 2011 03:39PM

graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Looks like a monkey fucking a elephant.


Yeah. Where are the photos of this "hot neighbor." Let us judge this piece of ass for ourselves.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Funny_Guy ()
Date: June 08, 2011 04:04PM

Asshole Wrote:
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> How do I appeal to an older woman like this one?
> Should I just act my age or pretend to be older?

No, you should not pretend. You'll appeal to an older woman by being romantic. Giving her attention and quality time. Nothing pleases an older woman than a guy who knows how to read poetry, to talk, and to have a good time.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Cougar Hunter ()
Date: June 08, 2011 04:06PM

Simply telling a woman that she looks nice today makes her moist. They rarely hear it and appreciate it immensely.

Next time you see her, simply say, "You look very nice today."

You'll be in like Flynt.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: June 08, 2011 04:08PM

She'll probably want it in the ass, hopefully you're ready for that!

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Date: June 08, 2011 04:14PM

Asshole Wrote:
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> How do I appeal to an older woman like this one?
> Should I just act my age or pretend to be older?


This isn't dating a 20-something. If she's interested, it's not for romance. It will be a grudge-fuck to get back at her prick of a husband.

To capitalize on this, it's about proximity. Ask if she needs help around the yard. Offer to mow her lawn. If she's open to fucking you, she'll agree and during the work bring you a lemonade and maybe rub your back or shoulders at some point. That's your sign to go in for the kill.

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Funny_Man ()
Date: June 08, 2011 06:22PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Asshole Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How do I appeal to an older woman like this one?
>
> > Should I just act my age or pretend to be
> older?
>
>
> This isn't dating a 20-something. If she's
> interested, it's not for romance. It will be a
> grudge-fuck to get back at her prick of a husband.
>
>
> To capitalize on this, it's about proximity. Ask
> if she needs help around the yard. Offer to mow
> her lawn. If she's open to fucking you, she'll
> agree and during the work bring you a lemonade and
> maybe rub your back or shoulders at some point.
> That's your sign to go in for the kill.

WashingTone-Locian is such a romantic. *Sigh*
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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: June 08, 2011 11:09PM

Just don't act like a defensive pussy and fuck her in the ass and spank it ..might wanna try the comforting concerned act too ya know about her general well being? simple things usually work the best

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Posted by: djangozz ()
Date: February 04, 2014 07:13PM

Same issue man... hot Ukranian lady lives 2 floors above me and I have no idea what to do... brought her a package UPS left downstairs and she opened the door with a robe exposing LOTS of boob... OHMAGAWD

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Re: I Wanna Fuck My Neighbor
Date: February 04, 2014 07:38PM

This is a bad idea, don't do it!

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