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10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 13, 2011 09:21AM

Why didn't we think of this?!?

A Houston newspaper came up with this. I don't see a lot of hottness here, a few are definitely contenders, but some look absolutely disturbing and their crimes are even worse.

I think the third one and last one are my fan favorites.

http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/05/hot_female_sex_offenders.php


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Re: 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Posted by: Brown Eye Blind ()
Date: May 13, 2011 09:23AM

moo x 10

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Re: 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 13, 2011 09:31AM

Nothing there is hot. But, there are a few may be that are doable after about a liter of vodka.

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Re: 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 13, 2011 09:40AM

4,5,6,8 can be dissmissed from the lineup.

I would further reveiw the others before making a call. Number 9 I will do based just on the pic.


I am missing one somehow, only 9

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Re: 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Posted by: Bob Barker ()
Date: May 13, 2011 09:55AM

Winner; not even close:
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Re: 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: May 13, 2011 10:16AM

I'd knock 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6 out immediately. 3 and 9 would probably be the contenders. 7 might look good with the right makeup.

But I agree fully on Bob Barker's suggestion. Makes the rest look like cadavers.

Now when a woman commits sexual assault, what does that entail?

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Re: 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Posted by: Stempy ()
Date: May 13, 2011 12:37PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Now when a woman commits sexual assault, what does
> that entail?


I think the question is what does an UNWANTED sexual assault by a woman entail? An even more difficult question to answer would be what would an UNWANTED sexual assault entail if the woman were Debra Lafave (Bob Barker's gal).

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Re: 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: May 13, 2011 12:43PM

I had a CraigsList date with #2. Didn't go well, I wonder what she did?

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Re: 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Date: May 13, 2011 01:14PM

Houston is falling behind in the hotness of its female sex offenders. I am somewhat disappointed.

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Re: 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: May 13, 2011 01:16PM

Weird... I don't see a picture of inkahootz in that lineup.

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Re: 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: May 13, 2011 02:09PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> Now when a woman commits sexual assault, what does
> that entail?


According to the article...at least three of them assulted girls.

And one a two year old boy.

I don't think I really want to know what those entailed.

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Re: 10 Hottest Female Sex Offenders!
Posted by: Hooters ()
Date: May 13, 2011 04:21PM

It's nothing that a little burboun and Mary Kay can't fix. :P

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